This is a compilation of all threads started by King Niche at 2+2 forums. All texts by King Niche Cover by ch3ckraise Compilation by neonew http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/warewolf-moves-crocodile-shoes-king-niche- legend-427322/ Index 1 Beat: OMG I have lost everything ................................................................................................... 1 2 Beat: my girlfriend came back and I lose more money ................................................................... 3 3 BEAT: OMG TOTALLY BUSTO. Rock Bottom. ................................................................................... 4 4 Beat: My life as of now .................................................................................................................... 6 5 Beat: Busto and my Girl Wont Stake Me ......................................................................................... 8 6 Beat: I swear I teared up ................................................................................................................. 9 7 BEAT:Someone wants to sell me like a slave ................................................................................ 10 8 BEAT:Omaha chews my neck ........................................................................................................ 12 9 I think that poker will get huger .................................................................................................... 13 10 Does poker make you moody? ...................................................................................................... 14 11 Brag: back in action on FT ............................................................................................................. 15 12 Beat: Built my bankroll to 1798 and its all gone ........................................................................... 17 13 Brag: revenge on fat girlfriend and friends and $55 ..................................................................... 19 14 BEAT: sold my dan harrington books, got carpet burns, diorreah ................................................ 21 15 Brag: got sent 5 dollars on full tilt but am grinding in female underwear .................................... 22 16 Beat:woke up at 11pm ate cold spaghetti for breakfast ............................................................... 25 17 Brag: Playing the fiddy fiddy and the 28k thanks to nldurham13 ................................................. 26 18 Playing the 28k christmas day fat girlfriend nagging like **** ..................................................... 27 19 Beat: lost the $11 rebuy with cracked aces and made my face bleed .......................................... 29 20 beat: im fearless at the table and so busto ................................................................................... 30 21 Poker makes me sad like edgar alon poe ...................................................................................... 32 22 my fat girlfriends brother (little fat man) wants me to teach him poker...................................... 33 23 does your tilt ever linger for days? ................................................................................................ 34 24 Beat: My sunday million dream snatched away(thanks to those who believed in me) ............... 35 25 BEAT: 14 days of utter indigestion ................................................................................................ 36 26 BEAT: saying goodbye ................................................................................................................... 39 27 beat: fat girlfriends auntie is haunting me .................................................................................... 44 28 Brag:car crash gets me back in action ........................................................................................... 45 29 Beat: may have to become an experiment ................................................................................... 47 30 Beat: Still owed 80k still no role but I can never give up .............................................................. 48 31 beat: the bills keep rolling in ......................................................................................................... 50 32 Trying to take down the double deuce (grind on the mind) ......................................................... 51 33 Brag: I'll never quit poker .............................................................................................................. 52 34 The best poker advice you have ever been given? ....................................................................... 54 35 Beat: people in tears over downswings ........................................................................................ 55 36 beat: my mom wants me to break her out of a mental hospital .................................................. 56 37 Brag: Played one of the most memorable pots of my life ............................................................ 58 38 An open letter to Howard Lederer and FT (WEAK SECURITY HAS TO CHANGE/ WE WANT BETTER) 60 39 Brag: I have a son and am playing the 35k on FT .......................................................................... 61 40 fat girlfriend says now im a dad I shouldnt be a poker player ...................................................... 63 41 Beat: 13th in the damn 21k! .......................................................................................................... 64 42 brag: fat girlfriend made me chicken nuggets while i was grinding .............................................. 66 43 Beat: forced to write a book to get back in action ........................................................................ 67 44 Beat:6th place in the 25k GTD ....................................................................................................... 69 45 My Buddy Bob Wire Got A Tilt Problem ........................................................................................ 72 46 Brag: crushed a $100 MTT for my buddy larry longlegs ................................................................ 76 47 Do you have bad dreams about poker? ........................................................................................ 78 48 Brag: Saw the ghost of my dead father ......................................................................................... 80 49 Beat: 6 dolla 90 mans make me want to off myself ...................................................................... 82 50 Brag: saw a fish short stacking at 3/6 ............................................................................................ 84 51 What is your fave grind music? ..................................................................................................... 86 52 Beat: I run like a sausage at life ..................................................................................................... 87 53 Beat: I dream of alan meltzer riding ponies .................................................................................. 88 54 Lies you heard from people playing live? ...................................................................................... 90 55 Beat: trash man ............................................................................................................................. 91 56 Beat: 19k locked up its like sweating an aids test ......................................................................... 92 57 Beat: I hate Howard and I hate Hero Poker .................................................................................. 95 58 Other Posts .................................................................................................................................... 97 Links ..................................................................................................................................................... 119 1 Beat: OMG I have lost everything I have been a lurker for 2 years here learning and now I want to share my story.. I first started playing poker on pacific poker at 5/c/10c with my bankroll 25 dollars. I built up to 50 dollars and then I deposited more money after I lost everything because my wife called me a prick one day I was in the middle of hand. I have done some crazy things when on tilt. I used to take my girlfriends hairbrush and bite down on it everytime I lose and and make a "urghhhhh" noise. One day I caught my reflection in mirror and scared myself. I wondered if I was possessed. Fast forward to recently, I had just managed to secure a job at a department store and was happy to get the job but I thought of nothing but poker everyday. I wanted to be a big star and make massive money so after being there three weeks I started to rob the place. I would take $1000 dollars a week from the other cash register and steal shirts and jeans and sell them on ebay. I soon had saved up $19 000 and I put this on fulltilt. me and the other guy both got fired cus they couldnt prove it. I told the other guy he is a bad friend to cover tracks. I started playing 2/4 dollar game at first and I was winnig so good I read the book called theory of poker and signed upto cardrunners which I thought helped me so much I wore sunglasses because of eyestrain and played 8 tables. I soon made $13523 dollars and bought my girl a poodle. I moved upto 5/10 when I had 80 buy-in and I crushed all the regulars on full tilt. I felt like I was invincible. I eat and sleeped poker. I had dreams about