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' , ) ) ) ) )) ) )) ) 6) ) ) )) ) ) *) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ' *) " , , ) ) ) ) * ) ) - ) * )- ) * ) * Bs. % % + * ) – 192 – Bs.(sim) * Keyboard 1/Conductor 3. I'M ALL ALONE Spamalot - Tour 23 PATSG (sung)0 24 25 26 , , ! ' ) )- / ' , / + ' ) ) ) ) ) + He's all )a-l)one E)x-ce)pt f)or m)e He can-not face it! ARTH/R0 / ' / / ' , ' ! ) , ) ) ) , ) - ) ) ) , )- ) lone A)ll by my - self )I c)an - n)ot face to - mor - row I')m all a- , * ) - ) * - ) * - ) % ) * ) ) ) ) - 0 ) * / ) / )) - ! K2:Oboe + )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) ) ) ! ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) * ) * * Hn. Cl. ( Cl.(sim.) " ) ) ) ) %) ) ) ) % )- ) * % % )% ) * 0 ) - ) * )- ) * - 0 0 0 PATSG (sung)0 27 28 2) 30 , ! ' ) ) / ' , / $ + ' , ) Though I a)m he)re. S)o v)e-r)y ne)ar Y)ou kn)ow it ARTH/R0 , ! / ' , ) / / ' , , )- ) ) + lo)ne S)o a)ll a - lo)ne N)o o)ne- t)o share my sor - ro)w. ) , / ) / ) ) * ) - ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) - ) ) ) * / * / ) ) ) 0 * - ! + )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) ) ) ) ) )) )) * ! ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) * - ) * /Hn. ) ) % " % % *- ) % )- ) * % ) ) * 0 ) - ) * 12S2 - 0 0 – 193 – MOTHER: How d’you do. I’m Mrs. Galahad, widowed mother of I-5-14 Dennis, married to Nobby the Cretin, dropped dead last Tuesday, which does leave me sadly available. ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. MOTHER: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. MOTHER: Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We are all Britons and I am your king. MOTHER: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self- perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes…. MOTHER: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again. DENNIS: That's what it's all about. If only people would… ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who is your lord? MOTHER: We don't have a lord. DENNIS: We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of an executive officer for the week…. ARTHUR: Yes. DENNIS: …but each decision of that officer has to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting…. ARTHUR: Yes, I see. DENNIS: …by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs… ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: …but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more… ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! I-5-15 MOTHER: Oh! Order, eh? Who does he think he is? ARTHUR: I am your king! MOTHER: Well, I didn't vote for you. ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. MOTHER: Well, how did you become king then? ARTHUR: Well I’ll tell you. One day, as I was riding forth from Camelot I saw a lady in the lake! DENNIS: Dead? ARTHUR: No. Not dead. She was…the Lady of the Lake! She lives in the lake. DENNIS: What, underwater? ARTHUR: Yes. Dennis indicates to his mother that Arthur has been drinking. ARTHUR: She appeared to me out of the bosom of the water…Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, holding aloft Excalibur signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. He draws his sword. It shines mystically. Music plays. PATSY: Excalibur! CHORUS (Offstage): Excalibur! Ah – Ah! I-45 ARTHUR What do we do, Bedevere? BEDEVERE Well, I believe it's time for Plan B, Sire. My secret weapon. ARTHUR If you do not cease to taunt us, we shall be forced to bring out our secret weapon. TAUNTER Oh, no. Oh, gee We are so scared. Oh, hey, did I mention before to you Thhppt. (The TAUNTER runs his head across, up and down the battlements before disappearing) ARTHUR Right that's it. They have a nasty shock coming to them. Bedevere. What the hell is that? (BEDEVERE pulls a large wooden rabbit in from Stage Right) BEDEVERE The wooden rabbit, Sire! It's the very latest in modern technology. (The KNIGHTS are very impressed) ROBIN Wow. #14B The Rabbit ARTHUR How does it work? BEDEVERE Well, the beauty of it is its simplicity. We just leave it here and walk away. (The ENGLISH withdraw. The French heads appear one by one horizontally in the gateway. The last head slides underneath the others. They contemplate the Rabbit) TAUNTER Qu'est ce-que c'est? FRENCHIE What? TAUNTER What is thees? 2-6-15 Scene Six: Yet Another Part of the Expensive Forest Lancelot rides in upstage right with his page Concorde. He is a very flashy rider. LANCELOT: Here we go Concorde. And side saddle. Well Done. And backwards, lovely. And Big Jump, very Big Jump. And steady, and over we go. Well taken Concorde. CONCORDE: Thank you sir. Concorde gets an arrow in the chest which knocks him flat backwards on his pack. CONCORDE: Message for you, sir. Lancelot pulls the message from the arrow and reads. LANCELOT: “To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle.” At last! A erm…? CONCORDE: Cry of distress sir? LANCELOT: A cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the er small shining drinking object…erm.. CONCORDE: The Holy Grail sir. LANCELOT: Exactly. Well done Concorde! You shall not have died in vain! CONCORDE: I’m not quite dead, sir. LANCELOT: Oh, I see. CONCORDE: Actually, I think I’m all right to come with you…. LANCELOT: No, no, no sweet Concorde! Deeds like this must be accomplished…. CONCORDE: Single handedly? 2-6-16 LANCELOT: Yes I knew that one. Single handedly. So, stay here, take your lunch, and I shall return as soon as I have accomplished a heroic and daring…thing where you free someone from jeopardy… CONCORDE Rescue? LANCELOT Rescue. Thank you. Farewell Concorde! Lancelot rides off heroically Concorde rises painfully and exits banging his coconuts. CONCORDE: Ow! Ow! Ow! .
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