- UNION -·TRIB UN.E sep+. 201 1qqlf 'THE SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE . -· Monday, September 26, , 19~j ' .. I, Couch · Pot~to/Fritz .. - ,., Quindt .._ ~- ~ ~~~\.~ ·~ ... ' ·-:-' \,. ..... .!J. •• • . ~. • •.,..,· ... \.,) •;A -~~ ... •• ...'· ~/ ~· ;~.; )('!"~ ~ ~:~:':' :i\... ·.~ ... \\:•.. ~ . j. • • • .... • t. '- •J'"...... '9 ' ;c •• ", ~- i * , ·"'" ~ ""'~ .~: f • o • )J • ... o.. • .:., ~hJt.:- ...-. ~.. ,i \ tJ'I' ' I \' \~:_# .;1, ¢• ~~ ~•.fr! ).:!'•,.,.;,> I "''' o ::l.J• I ) .-. 'j 4 ~ '>~ r ; ' ~. o•! ~ ,\' ~'\ ~ : ' ~ If. • • ,;.;-... ~ .- ·c ''e ' - ' bnt ' Charg~ rs politl' . ·. a·lly'·', c' orrect. .. , fm·. e" ~i4:EIIip$es ' onthe ' air ; ·'l.' • . :·. .' i HBQfight:It~~DonKing -~~leag!IC. - - Ur . · . ., . · Am eagerly awa1ting future .d~els !>r.;Ta~ - . ' · · · ·· ·~ • ' 1 ~ '· * ·· · t th · · The .V o~ce of the Aztecs/<:;hargers made a Cat and Best Pal on the .Seruor Tour . ..--. - . deserve a ffiC.n.uaffie as grea aS concen~~te~e~~rtatself-~provem.. ent~s ., .. ·. Wha~subtletyon . , ··"'~" •• .:•J'", ,, · ev1/afe .,. ~ T~e'SJ>o/.ti'!gNews~ , .,_. ·. .. ;- .-. · . , ·• •;., ~ .J, • / ~~ ·. '· ~>: .weeken~. D1QJ1 tmvoke th~ . dreaded Every- .. pagethisweek. .There sa headline, (ir~. The · C~ger~ 'riowhaveev&y. ... Do. t ·· . ·· .... tb' · - . ~- '· -.~ •·· ;· ... bodyi,ntothe pattern" phrase till late in the :· And underneatli; · ~oinchesof.wl:iit~ spaee. ~ . thing·emblematlc of a grea~ · ·~- · races 00 100 a11 : . .~·'·· : ·:· ::. _' -:-- frr~t qwu:ter Saturday, and yesterday instantly For the po<Ige.~s to dump Ron :fei:rflti98~ ; . team, except a nickname . Hypothetical: If Humphries hadn't return- . ID d even Deems M~y ..In the.words of Brad he must ve _ sWl~d so,me~y's antipasto.:. Last week the defensive ;5 ·: line ed, could Gale Gilbert haye. engineered a · " Cesmat ~~ Joe Tutmo: Thanks, Lee · ·. · . B~ Bonds IS,a ~pa,~ W!lrke~ for ~ ·:: decided to call itself The Bor- . game-winning drive? At)east the support he _ · . F~tto.vmce an,d abuse of the word athletic~sm Wilson. Sure. Both hit to ngh~ :. l: .. derPatrol. .Which,likemost ' receivedonthebencp~spired ... = ' :. ' coofidence asl<\e,GillB~ds~ecsTVdebutwas~K~ ye~ .- y t t ts : \·. ·,i; __ :',.~~:... ~~.~ .:>· .. good nicknam~. has a local fla- . As Alexander Wright an4 St~v~ Ortmayer: . ' M~k ~aid~ s ~udio IS more_anal-re!entive . a er 0 . ··:· . ,. =.... ·::. , vor anQ is metaphorically true. hint on kickoffs, speed kills: Does AI know? ... ' · Prll?e Ticket m1ssed Ray Pete_rson s runba~k . ' • Vital statistic: NFL kickers are 0-fe= Unfortunately, TheBorder ~ ! 'Patrolisnotapo- . Notice: Every Raidersfanloolq;justlike . , ···.: ItdidgetE.J. :Watson ~gm theht~:ddle · · · from 50-plus yards. \. .. ·: -.,_--_·, 1 1 =,\ litically corre~t. te~, a~co~c:~Wg ,to th~se who. .' Cheech Marin or Downto~!ulie Brown. • :; Hope ~.C w~s r~~arded Wlth a · rating Posture called the Chargers offices ~o: ·• ~olice: Aft~r the 90-~~~ p~ · : to compl.$ of soczo- (Except fQr that obese man Wlth the skull-and- , exporting ~na Stanfor~ to ~hann~110 m , return, Darnen Gordon shook·his b'oot · ; . econo~ic insensitivity. Bpy. Some peopl~: · . crossbones pl4oted on his bare'chest); '.. · . · · s~ead ofMichig¥1-C<?~orado: Cnpes; · · · the Raiders' Pirate.P.avilion_ Big mistake. Only Junior Seau has .~ a9d ~fan • brpken' · · Che~k the whine list for yesterday's vin- . No ~hargers made Ho'!le Longs Tough to the fence to make · an~obscene ges.tlire= . through on NBC and HBO sans nickname. The · tages of Jeff Hostetler and Dan' Marino. ' Guys ~s~ on F~x ..Grudge ~e , maybe · · · (Alas, no NBC reverse-angle replay.),' .... : rest of the squad is }landicappec;l, er, disable{i. ' '_' ·'Just a coincidence that Warreri!Moon was in- · Descnbmg Raider~ play-calling at the end of • Needle Drop: NBC's "NfL Live~ plaC Th~ Border Patrol has yet ~ to be decl~~d v~lved in ~e biggest ~lown lead~pf. ~ t}me ·,.· . • the first ~alf, NBC s B!>~ T~J?Y coul~ only, a~ut 10 sec~nds of Pink Floyc;l' ~· ':fh.e .Qit:= : non ptabl~. but ~~j:hargers ar~ sponsormg a . D1d the·Chiefs open Wlth fq\lf gam es·vs. the·· · be desc!lbed as apopl~cti~ . Isn tIt great. · · · s1on Bell" ovE:r a Moon _·=_ contest to rename their D-line. Hey, feature . •• ~~_... '.,::s~ · good ones NFC because the NFL wanted FQx to get a .,._ Acc~rding_ to '!NFL Live, the Rams are head- ' • Chris Bennan's (Nick)Name.' of the - : are bard to find. Natrone Means is "N Train"; .. head start with two Joe , ,Montllli'& 'Game~~. ;,: ·~. ed fo~ ~tunore, to play at Camd~n. Yards· · · Week: Willie Fuller,"Rush 1:' • Chris Berman !'4;ln.~; ;'J..: c;ame up with.' ,'Retried~....- uh-oh. You knowJ~ must be gettingWd. Beca'use.·~J·~,'!..:. K~hil ~rm~s wa~ uncomfy talking about for- • Jim Rome-tcrEnglish Dictio~: Geez ~ What will the PC police · ~ ' do next? . th~ last time he was that siCk J:W ~'nied · !'iotr:e -~?~ -~g a TV: career ~or,a. last c~ance to play for Stud" means UCLA hoops ~ch Jini Barrick. Stanley : Arres~ 'n:he Sheriff'.Richard? Order·:. Dame to victory in the 1979 C'otton"Bowl. -". :tt.~~:: Bpddy,Ryan, he cli?n t show It ?n_ESP~ · · · • Commercialism: Joe Stan '.'The~, Humphries qreen~:§, ~k~lllUl:<i to cease and desis~ ~- -T~~ lqcals can only hope he doesn't lay. his - . ·· ., ·Two ~or~s fo: N~C s !n The Gnd Isolation smile for Russell Athletic's ad (S~ru1Gil.~ since his name is not ·gender-blind? Charge ··; ·: ;;~ hands on any chicken soup for tWo 'weeks / .~ ;•}1_; ::t ~iipP!c _ glilUlll~~· po~ t get. gives his jersey to a k~d, then waq~ it'back); : ' . St_e_ve ~T~~ : R~et" J:Iendric~n with being a~·~ With NFL zebras g~t~g the big p~y raise, ~•i•&t~t/Wide world :Of dots d~n't get Nike's bizarro spot listin~ The~ militansti~y unposmg as Air Coryell? . ·· · they needn't ' 1 be so timid about rpaking a ccill .~ .. ·.- -. -,; ,-,~ . , , -' . Tune Top 5 Football Players (Dan FQu~~ )s •· ; the ·T~y .NRA would shoot holes in Lance . ·. ' Bully for -~he ' Aztecs' effort ie,]9rt: ~ollin~. 'r ~t ;::rwo rea~ns to make'!footer.s, ~e _new titil- No.4; AI Dt;l Greco is "Bamb1" Alworth, No; ' 1~ /~t:J!es:.:\ ·?· :. 1 an~ Gary "The Ghost" Gar- + Too bad the1r best was no .~tter: .than .a 52- ':'..,:_~.: lating sports bar,TV stations editorialized . • Soundalikes: The answerm~ · Wjc~e"~ rison wou)d 1 J be _ curse~ by LaTo~a jackson. ..• _. · - - y~rd field-goal try: On~ play and a few yards' ·~'."! _ ~: a~ainst, your place to watch foo~ball: 1) Chicken f~rmer Padres publicist ~i~ .f~~J( ~ just one peril of bemg on top m the PC '90s. m1ght ', have made the differen~e. but seconds · wmgs 2) T4ere's not a bad seat m the house.. ·Jrm Rockford's. · . ·•' ; -~.i.-~· • · .. ~ . In the '70s, the Steelers could call their front flew by in the,huddle and at th~ line in the fmal · · Baseball. The NHL. Now the NBA. Is this • Lookalikes: New {JSD ' coach'Bra:~ HoF, four The Steel Curtain and sleep well, because minute of that fmal drive. Who's 1 in charge of .. ,. reany;what Sani Gompers had in mind?. ~ . land &'Jim Carr~y. f•l : .\;.J' - -~\ • Eastern Europe ignor_ed ~- ·:· .I ~ infringement of its the clock management, Wayne Fontes?. · Oliv~r McCall, meet Buster :Douglas. • Thought for the day_; "Raiders ~ tast Iron Curtain'tra<temark. · · ~--e ;. ·.~· ,· · '~· USC played a night game. At'the.Coliseum. ··· '~-Worst thing about the outcome of Saturday's baby!"- Lee HaDlj.lton, the clock at 0:00.' !. '"e ....~", ·• ,/•" ··., ..'"-: • .. , ·. • , ~ •) .. ,t : •• > .:{ > 4.. ,'~! ,. :.- -~'~"},··.~.. ·~~\·~ ~ l'l :J.:i.: . 4.1 ~ ...J.. ~ · t • ·t:,~· 1 . • J..r ~~ ",.aj\ .~ ...... ~;. - :tHARGERSFUMBLE~ -: • . .. • "i THE -_;,:·,··-. BALL ~~STO:OP · TO . -- -•- MEXicAN BAsHiNG!j . -~~~cti~o :· co,.!fau~ity Outr(lged ~Y p.ac_is~ ~~~~fensive Line"J ' " f J, ,.:. '"· ' : ..... ~·. ·~ , •• ~.. '• . ~ -~ • • ' :. ' ... The Conimittee on Chfcano fice hfis pro babif ~ mad· e , about by the Mexican bashing Rights (CCR) has labeled the·· Raider fans of 99% of the of Governor Pete Wilson, the ·Chargers· statement "that the 3,000,000 Me?'ican and Chi- San Diego Board of Supervi­ defensive line of Leslie canes who reside in SanDi- sors, and the .radical right O'Neal, Chris Mims, Shawn ego and Tijuana. Is it a. coin- . wing prop. 187 supporters, the Lee and Reuben Davis .are . cidence that the Chargers de- Chargers involvement in the 'the Border Patrol' as racist~ '= . fensive front line is all Black? political arena with the volatile insulting and offensive to the _ So much for the Rainbow immigration issue will cost more than 3,000,000 persons Coalitiop.'' . · · them monetarily and tarnish of Mexican ancestry who live Baca added, "If the Charg- · their public relations image in in San Diego and Tijuana. ers·are stating that by labeling . San Diego County, the border Herman Baca, chairman of themselves the.'BOrderPatrol' and in Mexico." · · the CCR said, "The label is · they are inferring that they can "As far as I am concerned," racist.· How would the Black hold the line, then they have said Baca; "a BOYCOTT by communitY react if the Raid- definetly chosen a wrong and all self respecting persons of ers front defensive line ha.d la- ludicrous label. By tq_e Border Mexican ancestry is in order beled themselves the 'Klan Patrol's own admisSion; for until those responsible for the Patr.ol '? Or how would the . every person apprehended 9 statements and the San Diego ·.Jewish CO!JliDunity feel if the or 10 slip through the U.S./ · Chargers front office retract . New York Giants defensive or Mexico border! Some defense the Border Patrol label and offensive front line labeled snorted Baca." · . apologize to persons of Me:id"- -· themselyes the 'Gestapo Pa- "The lily ~bite front office can ancestry here in the U.S. trol'? · · of the Chargers, is ·playing and Mexico for their racist, .