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All unsolicited materials become the property of Scholastic. ~nnvri oh, 1988 Scholastic reserved. in whole or in without November 17, 1988 £ • Do you have too little responsibility? Would you like the I weight of the world (well, a weekly tic magazine) on your shoulders? Notre Dame's Student Magazine Cover Then apply to be Scholastic's IE]]) JIilcrJ) ffi JIN CCIElJIJEJF The Phonz Although the men's basketball team has no seniors, it . does have a talented freshmaninLaPhonsoElIis. .. By JonPaul Potts! Pagel3 News Set Apart The rumor of a Shell Oil Company-sponsored post-apartheid institute on campus has Applicants should have a solid sparked new debate over the issue of university investment in South Africa. By Kathy Flynn! Page 6 background In journalism combined with strong Features J.P. II at the ten-year mark The former Cardinal Karol Wojtyla has spent ten years as the writing skills and spiritual leader of the largest Church in the world, with both outstanding success and controversy. managerial ability. Any By Ian Mitchell! Page 25 Notre Dame or Saint Sports . Will the Nittany Lions Roar or Whimper? The number one-ranked Fighting Irish take on J Mary's undergraduate IS Paterno and the Nittany Lions for the last Irish home game of the 1988 season. eligible to apply. By Chris Kiley! Page 10 Sportsweek A weekly roundup of the lesser-known varsity sports. / Page 24 For informa tion contact Kathleen Departments Week in Distortion Suggestions to help out in that rat race to a career./ Page 3 McKernan in the Music New covers of some classic songs from way, way back./ Page 5 On Other Campuses "The Pie Man" strikes fear into the hearts of professors./ Page 4 Scholastic office at 239- Coming Distractions A list of what's going on, both here and in the area./page 27 7569. 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All unsolicited materials become the property of Scholastic. ~nnvri oh, 1988 Scholastic reserved. in whole or in without November 17, 1988 - a Letters Week In Distortion/ Mike Keegan Music critic Ingraham misses those who choose to listen to alternative development. The Graduate Club, located in music. the Wilson Commons Building, has recently mark on"progressive" music JeffJotz been revitalized through the efforts of its new Freshman Year of Studies management. The GSU· is enthusiastically Dear Editor, Fisher Hall supportive of the Graduate Club, and we I was rather disappointed by Heather encourage all graduate students to visit the What Do You Wanna Be Ingraham's article in the November 10 issue GSU chief praises coverage club and begin to take advantage of the social concerning progressive music. Being a stu­ Dear Editor, alternatives it offers. This is one way in dent here for a little more than two months, I which we can work for a unified graduate was very concerned about what I called I would like to thank you and the Scholas­ community that is able both to articulate its tic staff for your support of graduate student "musical ignorance" here on campus. concerns clearly and to share its talents with If You Grow Up? concerns, and for the thoughtful coverage of Ingraham's article on progressive music fan­ . the rest of the Notre Dame community. the graduate school question in your last bashing exemplifies my idea very well. Thank you again for your support issue. Upon arriving at Notre Dame, I was Victor J. Krebs well-exposed to progressive music during Undergraduate student support is invalu­ President, GSU Mike Keegan offers afew suggestions to help you my high school years. This past spring and able for us in making the university more summer I spent a large part of my Friday or aware of the unique needs and concerns of be whatever you want . .. almost. Saturday nights venturing into cramped bars graduate students at Notre Dame. We be­ ~. i and clubs in New York City, Trenton and lieve that once the special situation of gradu­ , , ate students is understood and attended to, we i'! Hoboken, NJ. to see my favorite bands. ~ i WhatI was surprised to hear here was that the will see a more integrated graduate student t began over three years ago. You the eternal question, "What am I going to spent more time memorIzmg the i community, as well as an enriched Notre Budweiser label than your econ notes. : I term "progressive music" was being beaten I came to Notre Dame as a silly, wide­ be?" With this in mind, I would like to offer II to death. The fails of progressive music, Dame. eyed freshman, ready for the chal­ a few words of wisdom to all my fellow Don't panic, ju~t slightly rephrase the ! i obviously a significant minority for a large I also would like to take this opportunity to lenges that higher education presents. You classmates. question. Say something like, "I think you I: make graduate students aware of a recent . First, when creating your resume, em­ meant to ask me who won the World I! university, were very active in pushing what thought to yourself, "I'm going to graduate II I' they termed to be "real music" through vari­ from Notre Pame and become a brain sur­ bellish a lot. Why? Everyone else is doing Series. That would be the Los Angeles I ous outlets such as Theodore's and WVFI. geon and make oodles of money." Your it. Don't be naive and think your friends Dodgers." You answered a question I Heather Ingraham does make a good point THE aren't. Hey, this is the business world correctly, and that's the most important I whole life was planned out. Then, some­ i when she says that it's "too easy to play Country thing happened.