.... P! rN' :A ET : OPEN WITH SPOT RECORDING ~j46 . .#3 ~ ~J , . ..._~... .,.. GRANT :~F I T t S GRAND OLE OPRY T I ME ! ANOTHER f3 I G PR I NCE ALBERT SHOW! ~ - r_~TAf;R 1 NG THE MAN WE IRE ALL HAPPY -TO WELCOME BACK-- RED FOLEY ! .APPLAUSE & CHEERS WITH SONG INTNO . .HOLD TILL ~%ED SINGS : ~ ~ `''`' ) MUS 1 C : Sv `' "CHATTANOOG I E SHOE SH I NE [30Y " . FO~, ___APPLAUSE._-,.....,.,~.. FOLEY :~'`' ` WELL THANKS . .AND A GREAT BIG HOWDY TO ALL MY GOOD FRICNDS AND NE I GH30RS OF PRI NCE ALBERT SMOK I NI TOL3ACC0 tS GRAND OLE OPRY ! ~.~~ / 2 ~i~~°t3T :~ ~~'•' WE IRE SURE GLAD YOU 1 RE ALL RESTED AND FEE L I NG I N GOOD HEALTH AGA I N, RED . 1 TIS SURE GOOD TO SEE YOU E3ACK, SON . FOLEY : I r.EF.CN 'T TELL YOU HOW GOOD I T 1 S TO BE :3ACK . .AND I WANNA TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO THANK TENNESSEE Ef ;N I E FOR D0I NI" SUCH A WONDERFUL JOB OF KEEP IN I MY PLACE FOR ME WHILE I WAS GONE, .IS EVERYBODY HERE, *400W ~-' -GRA`~u~' :~' THE Y SURE ARE, RED, .JUST LIKE YOU LEFT lEM . .ROD RRASFIELD! M1NNlE PEARL! THE JORDANAIRESI CLAUDE SHARPEIS OLD HICKORY S I NGERS ; AND THE ENT I RE PR I NCE ALBERT GANG! FOLEY :~i' ~VIG''LL, I D'I DN IT COME BACK EMPTY-HANDED, NOSS t R . I GOT ME A GUEST HERE TONIGHT THAT JUST WONIT QUIT . .THE MOVIE, RECOPDINI AND RADIO STAP\ . .MY DUDDY FROM THE WEST COAST . .TEX RITTER ; Ln ~' ~ - L00 S L I KE ONE OF OUR BI G N I GHTS, RED . SO LET IS---OH-OH, . Ln ~ N_ WHO IS THAT COM I NI UP OVER THE HI LL YONDER? oZn (FOLEY 1OVFR) m http://legacy.library.ucsf.edu/tid/mpu03d00/pdf I . 0 2 a1. `' FOLEY :~Jl), MAN, YOU OUGHT TO KNOW DY NOW WHO THAT IS . .ITiS HOHENWALDIS ANSWER TO THE FLY1NI SAUCER . .ROD [3RASFIELDI APPLAUSE AND PLAYON f;OD :~ Mfi. FOLEY, THE OTHER DAY MY G I PL FP I END SUZ/ SENT ME OUT TO GE SOME MEAT FOR HER LITTLE DOG, AND IIM/TELLINl YOU, I WAS NEV& SO I NSULTED I N ALI . MY L I FE . FOLEY : i WELL '~.ITTER, ROD . .DONIT FIDDLE AROU ROD : WELL, i WENT IN THE QUTCHER SHP THERE IN HOHENWALD AND I SAYS TO M~2\~__ ~. THE TCHEP\, I SAYS "MR . , LEMME HAVE TNN CENTS WOkTH 4t YOUR BEST DOG MEAT" . SO OLE 1li ; SAYS 7URE, RODNE:Y . .WANT ME TO -WftAP I T $ Of; W I LL YOU EAT I T HERE !' BUT THE JOKE WAS ON H I M . jLAUG P I I NEV ~~ EAT N A E3UTCHEP SNOP, I ALWAYS , EAT DOWN AT THE HOCK S OP HERE I KEEP MY TEETHI (LA, . UGHS) HI-~DY FRIENDS . .(WE FI,Ef~), DUT I RECKON LAST " EE WAS SORTY A WEEK FOR I NSULT I NI RI GHT AND LEFT, f.3ECAUS MY GA SUZY COME A•RUNN I NI UP TO ME ON THE STREET TI-IEPE A : SHE SA I "ROD, I JUST BEEN INSULTED . A FELLE; CALLED ME A Pf NE-FACEV 0 I SAYS "WHY SUZY, IlLL KNOCK THAT FELLENI E;LOCK OFF1 I LL SNATCH OFF ONE 0f HIS LEGS AND STOMP 1IM ITH IT1 WHAT DOES E LOOK LIKE?"AND SUZY SAYS "HE IS AD T S I X-FOOT -N I NE AND E I GHS At30U T THREE HUNDRED POUNDS D IS AS STRONG AS A MUL !" SO I SAYS "SUZY, NOW THAT I/LOOK AT YA A LITTLE CLOSER .,H1-YA, PRUNEY!" (f;OD CONTID OVER) http://legacy.library.ucsf.edu/tid/mpu03d00/pdf r 3 COURSE, THAT MADE HER A L I TTLE PEEVED, SO I WANTED TO MAKE ' UP TO HER AND I STARTED CUDDLINI HER UP REAL CLOSE AND I SAYS "TELL ME, SUZY : .AM I THE ONL ST FELLER YOU EVER KISSED?" AND SHE SAYS "UH-HUH" AND I SAYS "YOU REALLY MEAN 1T? AM I THE ONLIEST FELLER YOU EVER KISSED?" AND SUZY SAYS "OH, YOU SAID ONLIEST--I THOUGHT YOU SAID HOMLIESTd" COURSE, THAT STARTED US A-FIGHTINI . .,JUST LIKE MY UNCLE CYPE AND AUNT SAP . .THEM TWO IS THE FIGHTINIEST MARRIED COUPLE I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE : .THEYIRE JUST LIKE AN IRISH STEW . .SHEIS ALWAYS GOT HER I R I SI-I UP AND . HE IS ALWAYS STEWED l UNCLE CYPE SAYS ITIS AUNT SAPIS FAULT . HE SAYS "RODNEY, IlM SO HEN-f ECKED THAT I DONIT EVEN SNORE IN s MY SLEEP ANYMORE . NO S I I ;, 1 NSTEAD OF SNOf; I Nl, I HOP UP ON THE P I I;LOW AND CACKLE ,; I WAS SO FED UP WEL _ S 1 R, AFTER SUZY GOT MAD AT ME THERE, AND D( GUSTED I JUST WALKED OVER THERE TO THE GRAVE-YA'RD ALL ' L3Y MYSELf AND SET DOWN IN THE MOONLI HT . JUST THEN THREE GHOSTS COME LONG THERE, TWO WAS R AL GLOOMY-LOOKINi BUT THE TH I RD GHOST SM C I GGLED AS HE LOATED . THE F I RST GLOOMY GHOST SAYS "EVE NIGHT THEY KE ME HAUNT THEM EMPTY HOUSES ;, I TIS TERNk'I[3LE AND HATE I T" THE SECOND GLOOMY GHOST SAYS "YEAH, I KNOW HOW Y0 FEE~f; BUT THE TH I F;D GHOST SORTY GIGGI.ED, THEN THE SEC, GLOOMY GHOST SAYS " THEY ONLY LET ME OU T ONE N I GH7 A YEAf ;, OWEIEN . .ITIS TERRI[3LE", WELL, THAT TH I F;D GHOST JUS SET T ERE AND .,KINDA„GIGGLED, .TO HIM- SELF . .,(G I GGI,ES_ AC T) FINALL 1 UPS AND SAYS "WELL, MR . TH I RD ~GHOST .,WHAT I ND OF A TEP ~ 1 f3LE JOB DO YOU Do?" AND HE SAYS "MY JOB I S 0 GJ Af~OUND HOLD NI UP THEM STRAPLESS EVENINS GCyvJNS,,AN D I1 IS WONDERFUL!'' (ROD `)VF3')'-, . http://legacy.library.ucsf.edu/tid/mpu03d00/pdf ROD : CONCLUDES ROUTINE WITH ONE OR TW~ 0 OF H I S PERSONAL APPEARANCE ~ .JO. KES, APPLAUSE AND PLAYOFF Jlr GNANT :~~ ~ HOWDY, RED ! GOLLY, YOU LOOK CROSS TON IGHT 1 WHAT IS WRONG? ~a. FOLEY :~e~P,2 NOTHING, GRANT . IIM JUST SORTA OUT OF SORTS . / GRANT :~~V SONTA OUT OF S0, f TS ! I S T HAT ALL? I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WERE OUT OF PF."INCE AL[3ERTl, : , c4 FOLEY ~~3~ ~M .? OUT OF PR I NCE ALBERT? NEVER! I ALWAYS KEEP A GOOD SUPPLY ON ME . GUESS I KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN I SEE IT! GRANT :+~J ~ WHEN YOU SMOKE OKE I T, YOU MEAN, RED ! I TIS BY SMOK 1 NG PR I NCE ALUERT YOU GET TO KNOW ITS RICH, FULL FLAVOR! FOLEY :`"' -i/ YEAH, AND BY S 0_ EK_1 NG PRI NCE ALBERT YOU GET TO KNCW HOW EA SYT IT IS ON THE TONGUE . BECAUSE PRINCE ALL3ERTIS CHOICE TOBACCO IS SPECIALLY TREATED TO INSURE AGAINST TONGUE DITE . .AND CRIMP CUT, AS WELL, TO BURN SLOW AND EVEN AND SMOKE COOL! GRANT :~IJUST THINK OF ALL THE FELLAS WHOIVE TRIED PRINCE AL(3ERT . .AND FOUND EXTRA SMOKING ENJOYMENT! WHY PRINCE ALBERT IS THE LARGEST SE LL I NG SMOK 1 NG TOBACCO I N AMER I CA I, ~ li ~'~ FOLEY :"' Y' SURE ! PR 1 NCE ALE3Ef;T IS SPEC 1 ALLY MADE , FOR SMOK I NG ENJOYMENT, THATIS WHY! SO FELLAS, LI~STE~N!t ALWAYS t3UY` PRINCE ALE3ERT, THE NATIONAL JOY SM OKE! ~ GRANT .~' `'f / FO ; CONVEN I ENCE, ASK FOR PR I NCE ALBERT I N THE HANDY POCKET TIN WITH THE HUMIDOR TOP . FOR ECONOMY, ASK FOR PRINCE ALBERT IN THE BIG POUND-SIZE! (SINGING OVER) http://legacy.library.ucsf.edu/tid/mpu03d00/pdf 5 :~ ~,, /` ~'`" ~/ SINGING: JUST FILL YOUR PIPE UP WITH P :A . AND TAKE A PUFF OR TWO YOUILI. GET THAT EX~ TRA SMOKING JOY PRINCE ALQERT BRINGS TO YOU1 FOLEY :~' ~ A COUPLE WEEKS AGO THE PHONE RANG AND I PICKED IT UP AND A FAM ! L 1 AR C10 I CE SA I D "HOWDY OLE C3UDDY ! HOW YOU FEE L I NI?" THEN THERE CAME A CHUCKLE ! KNEW COULD ONLY BELONG TO ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD . .AND HERE HE IS . .TONIGHTIS VERY EXTRA SPECIAL PRINCE ALDERT GUEST . .TEX RITTEr! APPL~ SE 4r FOLEY~TEX, 1 DONIT KNOW OF ANYBODY IlD RATHER SEE HERE ON THE OPRY COMINI QACK AFTER !% [ ;E.ST-UP LIKE THIS, THAN YOU .WHERE YOU GEEN (EEPINI YOURSELF? TEX : TEl_LS CRIEFLY AC30UT HIS RECENT APPEARANCES MOVIES ETC . .a ~ j . FOLEY :-V`1~WELL, NOW THAT YOUIRIE HERE, DON'T KEEP US WAITINI ONE MORE M I NUTE FOR THAT NEW f<ECORD I NI H I T OF' YOURS . ."THE E30LL WEE V i L R! s. ~ MUS I C : l/ "~l "E30L1 WEE V I L" .fZ I_~ APPLAUSE~~. < k"; r FOLEY :MAN, THAT KIND OF SINGIN WILL MAKE YOU FEEL THE WAY A FELLOW FEELS WHEN HEIS SMOKING PRINCE AL[3ERT . .HAPPY, CONTENTED, AND RELAXED ! N94~L_l~tiEN~_ GRAL3 ONE Oi- THEt4 F~RETi'Y_GAtS,- T€X *„ AN-D- LET IS_ hl:L : HAVE l1S _A L(TfiLE :S_(~1_Af!,,E _DA.NCE`--hf~i~E-!-_- E-VERY(3DPY Ml SIC\ t S U DANCE . SECOND, .APPI~A (FOLEY OVER ) http://legacy.library.ucsf.edu/tid/mpu03d00/pdf 6 FOLEY : E--,AU--A,_aFJ-°:Lj Nf -YbUF~ A0ND_:'~ HERE ARE THE JOf ;DANA If<ES . .AND THEYtRE GONNA TELL US ALL AEiOUT "LEAb ME TO . THAT ROCKI" t~r t 1U5 I C : c~ l r 'LEAD ME TO THAT ROCK" ., .JOKDANAIF;ES .APPLAUSE.