To recreate George Cruikshank’s The Worship of Bacchus using known alcoholics Proposed by Harry Hill Realised by Bren O’Callaghan The Plays & The Players When the cast member is fictional in origin, the source (film, play or novel) is referred to in brackets. The Wedding Supper, or Till Decree Nisi Do Us Part Tommy Cooper Errol Flynn Elton John Kerry Katona Shane MacGowan Liza Minnelli Katie Price Bender Bending Rodríguez (Futurama) Harlequinade, or Rita Sue and Herpes Too Clarissa Dickson Wright Robert Downey Jr Keith Floyd Paul Gascoigne Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Gram Parsons Amy Winehouse Trinny Woodall Olympian Revels, or Two Pints of Ouzo and a Kebab Drew Barrymore Charles Bukowski George W. Bush Keith Chegwin Pete Doherty Lindsay Lohan Kate Moss Oliver Reed Mission to the Hindoos, or Pilgrims of the Porcelain Throne Rick Blaine (Casablanca) Christine Cagney (Cagney & Lacey) Sue Ellen Ewing (Dallas) Judy Garland Mel Gibson David Hasselhoff Rock Hudson Samuel L. Jackson Janis Joplin William Shatner Patsy Stone (Absolutely Fabulous) Kiefer Sutherland Elizabeth Taylor (Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?) Fête Champêtre, or The Battle of B.O.G.O.F. George Best Richard Burton Tracey Emin Father Jack Hackett (Father Ted) Richard Harris Billie Holiday Courtney Love Peter O’Toole Studious Pursuits, or One More for the Road Truman Capote Blanche Du Bois (A Streetcar Named Desire) F. Scott Fitzgerald Judith Hearne (The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne) Ernest Hemmingway Dorothy Parker Edgar Allan Poe Hunter S. Thompson .