ThunderCats: TAS Chapter 4 By Knight Writer [Scene is Kat & Kit perched in a tree branch. Camera cuts to the Brute Men hauling stones. Cut back to kittens.] Monkian: Get 'em up, move 'em out, RAWHIDE! [Cut to Kat & Kit.] Kat: Let's... Kit: Do something stupid that might get us killed? Kat: Pretty much. Kit: Bangin'. ======================================================== [Scene is Kit pointing, shift to Castle Plun-Darr.] Kit: Look! Kat: Amazing how we got here in less than five seconds. [Shift to kittens.] Kit: Time to be useful for... [Kit stands, knocks a fruit down, & it lands on Monkian's head.] Kat: Way to break it, heroine! Monkian: Jack & Coke ALWAYS gives me a headache... [Monkian sees the kittens.] Monkian: Villian time! Kat & Kit: WE NEED AN ADULT! [Scene is Kat, Kit, & Monkian racing through the trees accompanied by the chase music from Benny Hill in fast motion.] Monkian: I COULD kill you, but I think I'll twirl my mace in an attempt to draw out the drama. [Kittens leap about more branches, then cut to Monkian cornering Kat on a branch with Kit crouching on the branch behind him.] Kit: Charlton Heston called, he wants the extras from his movie back! [Monkian turns.] Monkian: Really? A Planet of the Apes joke? Can't you do better than that? Kit: How many damn dirty apes does it take to fall out of a tree? [Kit throws her pellet. Camera shifts to Monkian slipping.] Monkian: I got this, I got this! [Kat runs up behind him.] Kat: Um, nope! [Camera shifts to Monkian falling.] Monkian: GODAMNIIIIIIIIIII...!!! [Camera cuts to kittens on the branch. Monkian's scream can still be heard fading.] Kit: So, um, when is he gonna hit the groun... [Kittens wince. The sound FX of Mario losing a life and the music afterward from Super Mario Bros. (8- bit version).] Kit: Did we just kill him? Kat: This show's idea of death is almost as f*cked up as Dragon Ball Z's. ========================================================= [Scene is Cat's Lair. Zoom in on the moving head.] Cheetara [Voiceover]: Amazing how we built this inbetween two episodes. [Cut to interior with Tygra & Cheetara.] Tygra: Those Berbils work harder than... [Cut to Cheetara & Tygra standing side-by-side staring outside.] Cheetara: No. Tygra: What? Cheetara: No matter how you throw that joke, you're gonna come off as a racist ass. Tygra: Oh, my God. What was I thinking? Cheetara: No homo. Tygra: For the last time, I'M NOT GAY! [Kittens are running up to the Lair as Tygra speaks. Cut to front view of Tygra & Cheetara.] Cheetara: Feel like getting on with the plot? Tygra: Gotta do it sometime. Cheetara: No... Tygra: Shut up, slut. [Camera cuts to kittens talking to Panthro.] Kat: ... and I think we killed Monkian! [Panthro kneels down.] Panthro: 'Bout damn time you did something useful! Tell Tygra about it! [Kat runs up to Tygra.] Kat: Castlemutantscowmenmonkiandead! Tygra: Say what, now? [Kit runs up to them.] Kit: These cow people... [RBBill grabs her arm. Camera is on him & the other Berbils as he begins to imitate their behavior. The chorus of "Let's Get it Started" by the Black Eyed Peas plays as he does so. Cut to Tygra, Cheetara, & kittens.] Cheetara: So, the Mutants have enslaved a race called Brute Men, forced them to build Castle Plun-Darr inbetween episodes, the kittens might have killed Monkian, and they'll be expecting us to heroically attack them. Tygra: How in hell did you get that from Berbil Interpretive Dance? Cheetara: I'm psychic. Spoilers from Heaven. [Lion-O walks up.] Lion-O: Is it hero time, yet? Tygra: Oh, why not? [Panthro leaps into the ThunderTank. Scenes of him activating it & the rear hatch opens.] Panthro: Let's kick ass like The One True Chuck! [Same Chuck Norris scene from previous episode. Camera is on the other ThunderCats.] Lion-O: Who's up for a roundhouse? Tygra: Okay, you two have been useful. Now, stay here. It's not like anyone will write fanfics about you two being left here all the time. Kit: Says you. ============================================================= [Scene is Slythe, Jackalman, and Monkian at night.] Jackalman: Why is it dark out? Slythe: Sssso, you got your assss knocked... Monkian: Let's just whip some slaves to make them build stuff. [Scene is the Brute Men building the wall in this episode. Footage is fast-forwarded to the completed wall.] Jackalman: That HAS to be some kind of record. [Scene is the ThunderTank moving through the woods. AC/DC's "Back in Black" is playing. Cut to a front view of the ThunderTank.] Cheetara: I could get... Panthro: Out and run faster. Yeah, so what? Cheetara: I was just saying... [ThunderTank chews through the wooden spikes, then comes up to the wall. Tygra gets behind the 3- barreled cannon.] Tygra: Activating Meme Cannon! [The cannon gets a Shoop-Da-Whoop face and fires it's laser. Camera is on the other side of the wall as the ThunderTank drives through.] Panthro: Gotta love the internet. [Camera is on Castle Plun-Darr.] Tygra: Guess where the Mutants are? [Camera is on Lion-O, who is standing up in the tank.] Lion-O: Hero time! [Tank comes to a stop. Focus on Cats leaping out, then on Lion-O, then on the entrance to Castle Plun- Darr.] Lion-O: I'll bravely rush our enemies' stronghold! [Scene is Lion-O rushing Castle Plun-Darr, then entering. Lion-O charges the dungeon.] Lion-O: I'll open this door! [Montage of other ThunderCats fighting. Back on Lion-O on the other side of the door. Lion-O: Well, that didn't take long. [Camera is on Sltythe as he runs to the dungeon door. Camera cuts to him throwing a Warp Gas bomb. Camera goes to the Brute Men as the gas envelops them.] Lion-O: Oh, God, who FARTED?! Brute Men: JUSTIN BIEBER! [Lion-O fights through the crowd, only to be subdued. Panthro enters. Camera goes behind Slythe as the Brute Men emerge.] Brute Men: JUSTIN BIEBER! [Camera cuts to the Mutants outside the castle.] Jackalman: What the hell, man? Slythe: Warp Gassss. It makesss anyone mistake the firsssst persssson they ssssee for Jusssstin Bieber. Jackalman: How does it make them mistake Justin Bieber for someone with talent? Slythe: f*ck if I know. [Scene is Lion-O, Cheetara, & Tygra running.] Lion-O: Panthro's being mobbed by Justin Bieber fans! [Scene is the Brute Men surrounded by more gas. Tygra, Cheetara, & Panthro are onscreen.] Tygra: Oh, God, I think they farted again. [Camera pans from the gas-shrouded Brute Men to Lion-O. Camera is on Cheetara.] Cheetara: GET OUT! That's nuclear ass fallout! [Scene is Lion-O swinging the Sword, blowing the gas back onto the Mutants who run into Castle Plun- Darr.] Slythe: DAMNIT! Jackalman: God, the STENCH! Monkian: I told Vultureman this was a bad idea! Slythe: Who? [The Mutants run inside & the castle's wings fold shut behind them. Camera in on the Brute Men, then on Tygra.] Tygra: Um, go home? [Brute men look at each other.] Tygra: Justin Beiber went that-a-way. [Camera is on the Brute Men cheering, then on Lion-O.] Lion-O: So, who the hell is Justin Bieber anyway? .