WEDDING CREDITS ORDER OF EVENTS BRIDE GROOM JOSIE CAMPBELL MARLY HALPERN-GRASER CEREMONY 5:00PM MAID OF HONOR BEST LADY COCKTAIL HOUR 5:30PM LIZ ALPER DELIA HALPERN-GRASER DINNER 6:30 PM BRIDESMAN GROOMSMAN TOASTS 7:30 PM LUKE CAMPBELL AUSTEN HALPERN-GRASER CAKE CUTTING 8:00PM DANCING!!! 8:15PM ONWARDS!!! OFFICIANT PAT BOCCUZZI PREVIOUSLY: ARTIST JOSIE AND MARLY MET THROUGH WILL PATRICK THEIR COLLEGE COMEDY TROUPE. DESIGNER THEY BECAME BEST FRIENDS! AMY FORTUNATO THEN THEY GRADUATED AND JOSIE CREATED BY MOVED OUT TO LOS ANGELES. SUE CAMAIONE & ANDY CAMPBELL THEY FELL IN LOVE! MARLY CREATED BY NOW, SEVEN YEARS LATER . CAROL GRASER & JEFF HALPERN at long last our wedding that’s right, they could never have known josie and marly are day has finally arrived! their wedding would be attacked by blastaar in “the wedding of the the living bomb-burst century!!” Everyone thought we’d have a geeky comic book wedding, but nope, we showed them! showed them what sophisticated, successful adults we are!* who is that? blastarr!!! he fought the fantastic four in the negative zone! is that like dc’s phantom zone?* *editor’s note: they’re doing okay. This is not supposed to be that doesn’t count, a comic book wedding? batman is everywhere. then why is batman here? everywhere with an open bar! we’re on to you wayne! *editors note: josie grew up reading dc comics. just when things couldn’t get worse . they do! enter starro the conqueror!! so he’s, what, a starfish? he’s an intelligent alien lifeform resembling a starfish! he fought the justice league in their first appearance! but unbeknownest to the happy couple, a spectacular terror was descending wait, what kind of terror? upon their idyllic wedding and they admit that?* please beknownest us! *editors note: marly grew up reading marvel comics. suddenly, things go from worse to even more worse!! i know what it is. it’s a lame version sailor moon’s boyfriend wasn’t so lippy. oh no! delia and austen have luke and liz have transformed of the phantom zone transformed into shape shifting into powerful cyborg omacs! alien skrulls! says the woman who didn’t know what the they’re not even negative zone is! a little similar! are we still pretending this is a sophisticated adult wedding?* looks like it’s time to the guardian of love and transform into sailor josie! this wedding—sailor josie *editor’s note: nope! has arrived! we’ll see what wikipedia says about that! so this is a japanese comic now?* *editor’s note: yep! ok, i’m going to need ten pages of transformation sequence and about five pages of battle poses!* why am i the cat? didn’t sailor moon have a boyfriend i could be? and so comes to an end the most sophisticated adult wedding that the *artist’s note: i’m not going to draw that. world has ever or will ever know! WOW! CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT afterward to make sure it never happened again. The kind Dear Editors, 3. Marly agrees that Gambit needs to get his priorities where someone unironically said, “Oh, the humanity,” when straight. Josie thinks, if anything, he’s not flirty enough. YOU JUST READ?! they saw the aftermath. We don’t want to bore you with the I’ve been reading Josie & Marly since before the issues were details but suffice it to say Josie and Marly are no longer zeroed out (the first time) when Marly stopped stewing like 4. We’ve got good news and bad news. We will be doing That’s the kind of non-stop excitement fans have come to legally allowed in Massachusetts. “Demon In a Bottle”-era Tony Stark and first told Josie how another crossover but it’s called Josie & Marly vs Gambit: expect from this comic, and the thrills aren’t about to slow he felt! So, I saw this one coming a mile away, but it’s been The Celestial Skis/Hulk Shirt War. down anytime soon! As for the fate of Alternate Universe Josie and Marly, you’ll long overdue! The last issue was the one I’ve been waiting just have to read Josie & Marly: Secret Wars for the answer! for: action, subplots, character development, levity, and But now it’s time for “Jovial” Josie and “Marvelous” Marly On sale now! a break from the usual insightful, but erudite, literary and Dear Editors, to answer letters from you, the readers! pop-culture criticism/theory! Instead we got some plain old romance—it’s like wow, sometimes the characters act almost Call me old-fashioned, but I do NOT like these new Dear Editors: Dear Josie and Marly, like real humans! I love these two so much! character designs. The new Josie costume looks beautiful, but the Marly redesign is completely wrong! You can’t do After following your relationship devotedly from the Overall we LOVE the comic. However, I have some important thoughts you might want better than the original Marly costume; long, patchy mutton beginning, I cannot help but notice your hero and heroine to consider: chops, Benny & Joon-era Johnny Depp hair/ hat combo, are hopelessly weird. I mean, your hero is a home-schooled Our ONE criticism however has to do with the 2 and a tree frog shirt. The character is supposed to be Wiccan who gave up his dreams of being a herpetologist to protagonists. Why not just create/combine them into 1 1. I hate Marly’s costume change. I know tie-dye and a off-putting weird hippy manchild, not a happy, successful, work in Hollywood, and your heroine is a female comic-book hero? They are almost EXACTLY the same personnnn. mutton chops aren’t “trendy” right now but these well-adjusted adult! When I look at him in a sharp suit nerd (totally unbelievable) and militant feminist screen- Like OMG srsly. Perhaps consider giving Marly a unique characters are timeless icons and should be able to do and haircut and I’m like does he even like tree frogs let alone writer who has been seen reading story books to lobsters super power instead of just enhancing Josie’s? ANDDDD whatever they want. Also, going a little heavy on the know enough facts about them to annoy anyone who before boiling them alive. Will they please get married is it really believable that 2 people would find 1 person who cross-promotion aren’t you? I know your writers like The accidentally makes eye contact with him? already? They clearly need to marry each other because happens to like and hate all the same things they like and Hulk, but maybe you could draw Marly in another T-shirt they are too weird for normal people. hate? Also, Y do they talk about READING COMIC sometime? The scene where he went shopping for suits I had my doubts when you retooled the character BOOKS so muchhhh. It’s like whatever guyz you are IN with James, Prophet of New Genesis, was cute. to drink beer and talk to girls, but this is too much. Give I wish I wasn't so normal or I would have married both of a comic book already stop being so meta and go on that Meanwhile Josie continues to shine like a diamond in him a tie-dye fleece or I’m done. them a long time ago. mission already. every panel (so glad she’s recovered from when the Shadow King crushed her legs—that was unnecessary). —Justin from 6 Arlington Live long and prosper, Also, we loved/hated the parts when Josie’s nemesis Dr. Rosie Chiro Practy depletes her power. It was kinda boring when 2. Enough cosmic stuff already! When Josie found JUSTIN, ROSIE, Josie was recovering and Marly had to go on missions cosmically-powered Celestial Skis and then had an without her help. Watching Marly go do missions on his existential crisis on one of Saturn’s moons for like 6 A lot of fans have been asking for a return to “Classic own or with his bearded friend (/lover??) Beckstein Bear issues, I was bored. Marly” but we’ve noticed no one seems to be clamoring for You got it, Rosie! In fact, Josie and Marly got married in this wuz a lil funne tho. a return to Josie’s iconic college look. It’s a real missed very issue! That’s right, the one you’re holding right now. 3. The basketball game scene was cool, though I think I’m opportunity, in our opinion. Just picture it: the baggy men’s Here at Josie & Marly we like to give fans what they want But we really do LOVE the comic. I guess Marly and Josie beginning not to like Gambit. He’s cocky and he flirts shirts! The baggy cargo pants! The baggy army jacket! before we even knew they wanted it! We hope you also are better when they are together and we can’t wait for with all the girls, even in battle. It’s high time for a return of early 2000s “Teen Sandinista wanted a scene where a family of lobsters finally get their future issues to see these heroes rise up, defeat Dr. P once Josie!” And we’re pleased to announce that due to the revenge on Josie because that’s happening next issue and and for all / also overcome new challengers. 4. More crossovers! success of the Josie: Teen Sandinista one shot, we will be it’s too late to call it back from the printer! publishing just that! Look for it! Oh and more scream fights starring Beckstein Bear.