Brainwashed in the Blood? - Christianity Today Movies http://www.christianitytoday.com/movies/commentaries/brainwashed.html Home > Movies > Commentaries E-mail this page Bookmark this page Brainwashed in the Blood? enter here Printer version As a Pentecostal, I'm not too thrilled with the way kids from my RSS Feeds denomination are depicted in Jesus Camp. Matter of fact, this new documentary ticks me off—for a number of reasons. By Rich Tatum | posted 09/20/06 MOVIE DISCUSSION GUIDES • Our Top Rated Movies • Most Redeeming of Jesus Camp, what an Related: '06 • Critics' Choice 2006 experience. Heidi Ewing • Our interview with the • Readers' Choice 2006 and Rachel Grady's filmmakers • Other Best-Of Lists • Our Top 10 Lists investigation into the hidden world of one Pentecostal kids' camp simultaneously delighted me, fascinated me, and embarrassed me. As a Pentecostal myself, I love this Amazing Grace New This Week film. And I hate it. • Amazing Grace Only $5.95 • The Astronaut Farmer It angers me. • The Number 23 Download Now The premise for the documentary, • More Discussion Guides Also in Theaters now playing in limited theaters, is • Babel • More Movie Courses • Because I Said So simple: follow three pre-teens • Blood Diamond from Missouri heading to a • Breach summer camp in Devils Lake, • Bridge to Terabithia North Dakota. Document their • Dreamgirls • Epic Movie experiences there, and follow up • Eragon on the aftermath. Simple enough. • Factory Girl • Ghost Rider But the devil, as they say, is in the Search by Name • God Grew Tired of Us details. Or, in this case, the future enter name • Hannibal Rising Evangelical Army of God is in the Or use: • The Last King of Advanced Search to Scotland details. search by major, • The Last Sin Eater region, cost, affiliation, • Letters from Iwo Jima Liberals don't get us enrollment, more! • The Messengers • Music and Lyrics While Ewing and Grady admit they honestly liked the • Night at the Museum people they were documenting, there's no denying they • Norbit don't get them. Ewing and Grady—recently interviewed • Notes on a Scandal by CT Movies—are outsiders to the culture they depict. • Pan's Labyrinth • The Pursuit of Happyness While this alone isn't bad—documentary filmmakers set • The Queen out to learn and teach simultaneously—it can lead to • Smokin' Aces gross errors of representation and interpretation. The risk • Stomp the Yard of bias and misrepresentation is no less real for liberal • Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls New York democrats filming Pentecostals than it would • More be for a Pentecostal documenting a convention of Darwinists. Early in the film we are introduced to our angry guide for this tour of the evangelical underworld: Mike Papantonio, • Babel • Broken Sky liberal Methodist, top-flight lawyer, host of Air America's • Cave of the Yellow Ring of Fire talk show, and one of Air America's board Dog members. He informed a caller to his program—and us • The Departed by the way—about "some new brand of religion out 1 of 6 2/26/2007 2:12 AM Brainwashed in the Blood? - Christianity Today Movies http://www.christianitytoday.com/movies/commentaries/brainwashed.html • Facing the Giants there. … And right now everything they do they say they • Flags of Our Fathers do in the name of God: that we need to go to war in the • Flicka • Flushed Away name of God; we're being told that George Bush, of all • Flyboys people, is a holy man who's been anointed with the job • For Your of creating a Christian society—not just in America but Consideration all over the world. … There's this entanglement of politics • Gridiron Gang • Half Nelson with religion. What kind of lesson is that for our • Hollywoodland children?" • The Illusionist • Jesus Camp If you're wondering what this has to do with a religious • Man of the Year children's camp documentary, join the crowd. The truth • Marie Antoinette • The Night Listener is, there is no real connection. But, hey, we need conflict • One Night With the to tell a story, right? So Ewing and Grady have found King their navigator through the murky swamp of evangelical • Open Season warmongering, and "Pap" is his name. • The Protector • Running With Scissors • The Science of Sleep Does it matter that • Shut Up and Sing evangelicalism or • Strawberry Pentecostalism is not new? Shortcake: The Sweet Does it matter that no Dreams Movie • The U.S. vs. John evangelical preacher I've Lennon heard of denies the • More relevance of the Sermon on the Mount? Does it matter that "peace-making" is not Radio host Mike Papantonio incompatible with defending the weak and oppressed? • Amazing Grace Does it matter that I've never once heard of George Bush • Filmmakers of Faith being referred to as a "holy man" either in church, in • The Nativity Story private conversation, or in all the pages of Christianity • The Da Vinci Code • End of the Spear Today? No, no, no, and no. Yet, Papantonio says it, thus • The Lion, The Witch it must be, he begins and ever remains unchallenged in and The Wardrobe the context of this film. • The Passion of The Christ Again, this has nothing to do with kids' camps. Ewing • The Lord of the Rings and Grady may have started out making a documentary about kids camps, faith, and childhood, but along the way it became simply camp itself. Their film has inadvertently become just another repeat of Hillary • Your Feedback Clinton's "vast right wing conspiracy" theory. • Free Movies Newsletter A screen title in Jesus Camp notes that "75% of the home schooled kids in the United States are evangelical Poll Christians," somehow underscoring the academic trouble untold millions of youth have coming to them because Who do you think will win the Academy they don't believe in, say, global warming. What the film Award for Best Actor? doesn't note, however, is that this small number of kids "out-performed their counterparts in the public schools • Leonardo DiCaprio by 30 to 37 percentile points in all subjects" (Dr. Brian (Blood Diamond) • Ryan Gosling (Half Ray, Strengths of Their Own: Home Schoolers Across Nelson) America, Natl Home Education Research Inst, Salem: • Peter O'Toole 1997). Global warming notwithstanding, perhaps we'd be (Venus) better off with more home schooling, not less, because • Will Smith (The Pursuit of Happyness) the number of home-schooled kids is still relatively low. • Forrest Whitaker Whereas 3-in-10 Americans are evangelical, only 1-in-50 (The Last King of kids is home schooled (just over one million kids in 2003, Scotland) according to the National Center for Education Statistics). Take the poll Without Mike Papantonio's straw man and ad hominem View Results arguments misrepresenting evangelical Christianity, this film would be bad enough. But with Papantonio's bias 2 of 6 2/26/2007 2:12 AM Brainwashed in the Blood? - Christianity Today Movies http://www.christianitytoday.com/movies/commentaries/brainwashed.html HOLIDAYS & EVENTS paving the way, secular and liberal viewers are given • CTI Celebrates 50 Years! permission to gasp in shock at what follows, to nod their HOT ISSUES: heads in agreement with Papantonio's angry callers (one • Israel-Lebanon caller: "There's nothing gentle, and nothing Conflict compassionate—to me there's nothing Christian about 'em.") A view from below: when did kids become spokespersons • Life of Christ - Passion for grownups? Store • Lord of the Rings Children reflecting their culture • Finding Nemo But if liberals don't get evangelicals, surely the portions • Pirates of the Caribbean of the film that focuses on children won't misrepresent • Classic Movies anybody, right? Children reflect their culture in • The Matrix surprisingly honest ways—just ask any elementary school • Star Wars teacher: she can paint an accurate portrait of her students' family lives just by what the children unthinkingly and honestly reveal in class. Or can she? • Christianity Today Consider one example. Twelve minutes into the film, • Books & Culture when Becky Fischer—a Pentecostal children's ministry • Christian Music Today leader who runs the camp—meets 12-year old Levi for • Parenting • Teens the first time, she asks Levi how long he's been a • Men Christian. His answer is stunning. He says he "got saved" • Women at the age of five "because I just wanted more of life— • Singles 'cause there was just nothing that I thought was fun." • Fun & Games • Today's Christian Fischer responds, "You thought at five years old there's nothing fun?" Levi, nodding, says, "Yeah." Come on, it beggars my belief that any kid at five years of age is sufficiently world-weary and disengaged to believe that there was "just nothing fun" to do? And that this drove him to Christ? No, Pentecostal children's minister this is either the learned Becky Fischer language of disillusioned, middle-aged, grown-ups, or it's a reflection of adolescent clinical depression. I have, in my household, a bona-fide copy of five-and-a-half year-old testosterone and exuberance in the form of a little boy on loan from God. In all my experience with my son and other five-year-olds of a similar make and model, I have never once heard the words sighed, "I just want more from life." From his preschool disenchantment, to his preaching to the collected youth at camp, to his bold self-introduction to Ted Haggard as a fellow preacher (his favorite sermon topic is faith), there is no way the words "typical," "representative," or "average" can be applied to Levi. These children's lives, and the bits including other kids at the camp, are not representative of the whole of Christianity, the whole of evangelical-dom, or even the whole of Pentecostalism.