Page 6 • INDEPENDENT • FEBRUARY 17, 2016 Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and FILM REVIEW: Zoolander 2 Hansel (Owen Wilson) res- Dear Lord, please don’t let to hate on this movie; I’m a I’ll try to relate the story to urrect their characters from there be a “Zoolander 3.” I human that suff ers and don’t you, but please don’t expect 2001. A little long in the didn’t mean to blaspheme, I bleed when cut? Ben and an explanation of the ending tooth with hair and careers es- but I do hope that director three other writers actually as I left before the grand fi na- chew, the bimbos are attempt- and star Ben Stiller makes a sat in a conference room and le. Only fi fteen minutes left, ing to… I’m sorry; I’m not lot of money on this silly slice laughed at this facacta – which but I was not strong enough to sure what they were trying to of diddly boo and then lets is Yiddish for trash/manure or remain in Theatre 23. I tried; do. I did note that Penelope the franchise die. I didn’t see other smelly things. There dat gummit. Cruz is still a fox even in an “Zoolander 1” so who am I was defi nitely an odor. Our male models Derek absurd movie. How dumb NOTICE OF SALE STATE OF TEXAS § BY VIRTUE OF AN ORDER OF SALE § FORT BEND COUNTY § and issued pursuant to judgment decree(s) of the District Court of Fort Bend County, Texas, by the Clerk of said Court on said date, in the hereinafter numbered and styled suit(s) and to me directed and delivered as Sheriff or Constable of said County, I have on January 27, 2016, seized, levied upon, and will, on the first Tuesday in March, 2016, the same being the 1st day of said month, at 301 Jackson Street, William Travis Building, 1st Floor Meeting Room in the City of Richmond, Texas 77469, between the hours of 10 o'clock a.m. and 4 o'clock p.m. on said day, beginning at 10:00 AM, proceed to sell for cash to the highest bidder all the right, title, and interest of the defendants in such suit(s) in and to the following described real estate levied upon as the property of said defendants, the same lying and being situated in the County of Fort Bend and the State of Texas, to-wit: Sale Cause # Acct # Style of Case Legal Description Adjudged Estimated # Judgment Date Order Issue Date Value Minimum Bid was it? Dumb as a board. An of sunshine appeared as Su- ugly board; that needs sand- san Sarandon in a cameo sang 1 14-DCV- 783500009006190 FORT BEND COUNTY VS. ROSENBERG, W. 70 X 50 FT, LT 6, $8,500.00 $2,800.00 ing and paint and other, newer ever so briefl y with the voice 215786 1 OLIVIA JONES RILEY, ET AL BLK 9, VOL P, PG 146* and younger boards to pro- and utterances of her 1975 Ja- 11/30/15 vide structure. net Weiss from “The Rocky 2 14-DCV- 460000323003090 FORT BEND COUNTY VS. LOU MAGNOLIA PLACE, BLK 323, $1,070.00 $1,070.00 Even Will Ferrell as Muga- Horror Picture Show.” I kid 216506 7 ILA NEWBURN VOL 2, PG 6 & VOL 228, PG 183* tu couldn’t save this sinking you not; there are no boundar- 08/24/15 ship er stinkin’ ship. Bene- ies in “Zoolander 2.” Contact dict Cumberbatch as All, the me if you agree that Sarandon 3 15-DCV- 800000005320090 FORT BEND COUNTY VS. TELEVIEW TERRACE, LT 32, BLK $18,230.00 $5,500.00 androgynous person, took a was imitating her old role as 220520 7 LAWRENCE VALDEZ, AKA 5, VOL 326, PG 462* shot at righting the ship but Janet Weiss. 11/30/15 LAWRENCE JOSEPH VALDEZ, his service was brief hence That’s assuming, of course, ET AL the water continued to rush that you see this fl awed little 4 15-DCV- 800000002090090 FORT BEND COUNTY VS. TELEVIEW TERRACE, LT 9, BLK $17,690.00 $2,600.00 in; the pumps could not keep fl ick, which is not advised 220520 7 LAWRENCE VALDEZ, AKA 2, VOL 326, PG 462* up. And Joe Jonas, Justin under any circumstances. If 11/30/15 LAWRENCE JOSEPH VALDEZ, ET AL Bieber, Kristen Wiig, Macau- you have not seen the movies 5 15-DCV- 800000002110090 FORT BEND COUNTY VS. TELEVIEW TERRACE, LT 11, BLK $17,690.00 $2,500.00 lay Culkin, Billy Zane, Ari- nominated for Best Picture, 220520 7 LAWRENCE VALDEZ, AKA 2, VOL 326, PG 462* ana Grande, Kim Kardashian then make sure you are ready 11/30/15 LAWRENCE JOSEPH VALDEZ, West, Kiefer Sutherland, John for the Oscars on Feb. 28. ET AL Malkovich, Katy Perry, Fred Rock ‘n Roll. 6 15-DCV- 800000005310090 FORT BEND COUNTY VS. TELEVIEW TERRACE, LT 31, BLK $12,500.00 $2,000.00 Armisen, Lenny Kravitz, and Grade 69 W. Larry H. 220520 7 LAWRENCE VALDEZ, AKA 5, VOL 326, PG 462* Sting? Nope. Nada. [email protected] 11/30/15 LAWRENCE JOSEPH VALDEZ, And then a brief moment ET AL 7 15-DCV- 005700770001090 FORT BEND COUNTY VS. KENDALL'S SUBD, PRAIRIE LT $5,580.00 $1,500.00 225042 8 RICHARD EDWARD BATTLE , 21,VOL 11, PG 424 & VOL 2291, PG 11/10/15 AS CO-TRUSTEE OF THE 138* RICHARD AND BELINDA BATTLE REVOCABLE TRUST, ET AL 8 15-DCV- 300500001020090 FORT BEND COUNTY VS. GREEN'S SUBD, LT 20, BLK 1, $8,550.00 $2,000.00 225042 8 RICHARD EDWARD BATTLE , VOL 342, PG 141* 11/10/15 AS CO-TRUSTEE OF THE Save The Date... RICHARD AND BELINDA Saturday•March 26, 2016•10am-2:30pm BATTLE REVOCABLE TRUST, ET AL Quail Valley Country Club 9 15-DCV- 005802751001090 FORT BEND COUNTY VS. KENDLETON, LT 1, BLK 5, VOL $9,570.00 $2,100.00 Striving for the Top • Learn Proven Success Strategies 225042 8 RICHARD EDWARD BATTLE , 69, PG 175* $50/person • Includes Lunch and Seminar 11/10/15 AS CO-TRUSTEE OF THE RICHARD AND BELINDA Vendors • $75/each • Includes Lunch BATTLE REVOCABLE TRUST, Featured Speaker: ET AL Jim “Mattress Mack” McIngvale Sale Cause # Acct # Style of Case Legal Description Adjudged Estimated # Judgment Date Order Issue Date Value Minimum Bid Keynote Speaker: Lorie Burch • Past National ABWA President 10 15-DCV- 005801240020090 FORT BEND COUNTY VS. KENDLETON, LT 2, BLK 4, VOL $2,570.00 $1,400.00 Guest Speakers: 225042 8 RICHARD EDWARD BATTLE , 69, PG 175* Gaylyn Devine • TLS Graphics 11/10/15 AS CO-TRUSTEE OF THE RICHARD AND BELINDA Thecia Jenkins • CEO Bold Profession BATTLE REVOCABLE TRUST, RSVP to www.abwafortbend.org ET AL 11 15-DCV- 005800690000090 FORT BEND COUNTY VS. SONIA ISAAC MCGARY SURVEY, 0.715 $11,460.00 $2,000.00 225049 8 PATRICIA LARA ACRE, MORE OR LESS, ABST 58, NOTICE OF CONSTABLE SALE VOL 512, PG 383* CITATION BY PUBLICATION 11/17/15 STATE OF TEXAS NOTICE OF LEVY TO: WANGXUSUO, UNKNOWN REAL PROPERTY and to all whom it may concern, Under and by virtue of a Writ of Respondent(s), You have been sued. You Execution and I or Order of Sale issued (any volume and page references, unless otherwise indicated, being to the Deed Records, Fort Bend County, Texas, to which may employ an attorney. If you or your on the 1st day of January, 2016 by attorney do not fi le a written answer with the 268th Judicial District Court of instruments reference may be made for a more complete description of each respective tract.) or, upon the written request of the clerk who issued this citation by Fort Bend County, Texas in cause # 13-DCV-205191 10:00 a.m. on the Monday next following in favor of the said defendants or their attorney, a sufficient portion of the property described above shall be sold to satisfy said judgment(s), Townewest Homeowners the expiration of 20 days after you were Plaintiff - Association, Inc. interest, penalties, and cost; and any property sold shall be subject to the right of redemption of the defendants or any person served this citation and petition, a default Plaintiff , for the sum having an interest therein, to redeem the said property, or their interest therein, within the time and in the manner provided by judgment may be taken against you. Said of $5,081.73 ++++costs as taxed on answer may be fi led by mailing same said Execution and I or Order of Sale law, and shall be subject to any other and further rights to which the defendants or anyone interested therein may be entitled, to: District Clerk’s Offi ce, 301 Jackson, and further the sum of executing under the provisions of law. Said sale to be made by me to satisfy the judgment(s) rendered in the above styled and Richmond, Texas 77469, or by bringing it the same. Therefore, on the 2nd day to the offi ce. Our street address is 1422 of February, 2016, I, Constable Rob numbered cause(s), together with interest, penalties, and costs of suit, and the proceeds of said sales to be applied to the Eugene Heimann Circle, Richmond TX Cook of Precinct Three Fort Bend satisfaction thereof, and the remainder, if any, to be applied as the law directs. 77469. We are located on the fi rst fl oor of County, have levied on and have the Justice Center building.