SECTIONB ARCADE FEBRUARY 18, 2011 SEX & LOVE .: HOES & TRICKS :. DESPAIR & ENNUI .: LOVE & BASKETBALL:. CHUTES & LADDERS .: BATMAN & ROBIN Spread your egs and get ready for the Arcade • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • f f Adele's Benji's d Lurrrv-1naking tracks bone jams IGHT LIKE YOU BETTER - VASKI HUNG ET L RA DURAN With raunchy lyrics and a core-shuddering bass build-up, Vaski's track is the By starting out with this new wave treasure, you ｷ ｩ ｬ ｬ ｩ ｮ ｾ ｬ ｹ transform yourself into perfect banger to blast when you're consumed by the urge to have crazy, ani- a feral, Freudian animal, telling your partner you are on the hunt," "after [her]" malistic sex after a wild night out. and "hungry like the wolf." It's a furry anthem. AFTERGLO 0.01 IX - PHAELEH ER T 0 DAFT P K Phaeleh's sensual, downtempo mix is my go-to solution when I have a hard This four-minute Daft Punk classic not only offers an almost-manic beat tailored for time picking sex songs with a similar vibe. Timing out at 46:33, the ethereal smushir:ig,. but the lyrics also serve as a step-by-step reminder for how to please music will carry listeners to coital bliss without a cnange in ambiance. your ladytriend, just in case you think she wants it "softer, worse, slower, weaker." LIGHTS - BASS ECTAR REMIX (ELLIE I G ORIGI R.K 00 Airy, emotional female vocals layered over sexy bass lines make me absolute- In this work of art, Robert Sylvester Kelly informs his special someone how ly weak in the knees. Bassnectar music has long entranced my ears, and this he wants to do it like various inhabitants of the animal kingdom. Whether Kel- fresh bootleg track threatens to make me melt into oblivion with every listen. ly goes too far, literally howling like a monkey at several points, is a debate for another forum. No lie just get inside me/I'd like you bene,· if KON - SEXY BITCH you'djust ride me/Try me, guide nze, watch m Go ahead, it's OK. Tell her how you really feel. The way her boo!)' moving, you can't take no more? Stop what you're doing, pull her up close. Find the words, finish/I'd like you better if you'd get up on it. you're not being disrespectful. -Vaski, "Might Like You Better" K-CI OJO -A L Y LIFE Slow it down a bit, you don't want to have a heart attack. "Close to me you're BREAK E DOW - TEK-ONE like my mother, close to me you're like my father, close to me you're like my sis- The track begins with a questionable "house-y" introduction, but that vibe ter, close to me, you're like my brother." Who doesn't want to think of their en- quickly dissipates as the first colossal drop resonates through the body. This tire immediate family while having passionate Valentine's Day sex? Right? tune is most effective when played just before climax. ER CIR LE LUVSTEP I EPISODE 6 - KARI SO This infectious early '90s Reggae fusion single tells her exactly what your game- It doesn't get better than a melange of 29 steamy remixes of some of the best f?lan is: "Girl I want to make you sweat/Sweat till you can't sweat no more/And tracks out right now. The latest ofsix such volumes is my favori1e, but each of if you cry out/I'm gonna push it some more, more, more." Uncomfortably de- its predecessors is equally effective at getting you in the mood. scriptive? Maybe, but this is NOT the time for subtlety. " UD-WEST" - P l I l 0 UT . T 'T t E D If you're not cool with getting down to a nearly hour-long reggae/dub mix, you This is a ]am 'about maRing out anyWhere and everywhere. "I'm not ashamed, I either need to reevaluate your music-sex life or simply listen to this mix. It will don't care who sees/us hugging and kissing/a love exhibition, n Mr. Legend croons. change your mind, and your tastes, forever. Because nothing says romance like making everyone around you feerweird. Note: You can substitute any John Legend song for the purposes of this playlist. INFINITY - MARTYPARTY REMIX XX · Any track by The XX is a sex circus in and of itself, but when mixed with the ex- BASI SPACE - THE XX pert skill of MartyParty, the eerie British pop songs transform into orgasm-in- While The XX's understated pop may initially seem monotonous or bleak, the ducing masterpieces that are sure to make your toes curl ... twice. song's ethereal minimalism embodies how a pop song can encapsulate in- timacy. The chemistry between vocalists Oliver Sim and Romy Madley Croft emerges through their restrained exchanges, and the controlled bass and pro- WETTER - MO OZVGOTIK RE IX grammed beats add to the song's unobtrusive nature. Aural sex. Many artists have remixed .Twi?ta's ultimate love song, but none do it better than Monozygot1k, whose version 1s sure to really get you wet. The rookie DJ/pro- ducer disto_rts Lil' Warne's X-rated verses with aquatic sounds and successfu - SHUT IT DOWN - RAKE ly laces a simple bea throughout the track to make it more booty-friendly. A slow jam that steadily builds for seven minutes and definitively states 1hat she's "finer than her fine cousin." Rest assured that her "cousin fine, but she don't have [Drake's] heart beating in double time." She'll love that. Note: the SO BEAUTIFUL - USIQ SOULCHILD (CH PPED A D SCREWED) John Legend Substitute Statute applies here, as well. Musiq Soulchild, sex, baby-makin' music - need I say more? TION - BENNY BENASSI MAGICAL ORLD - BASS ECTAR Thr9ugh<?ut ｴ ｾ ｩ ｳ playli.st, a prevalent theme emerges of _the girl being put first. If Thjs track makes my playl!st.simply because it's one of my favorite songs in the you re still going at this point, let her know that ttie ball 1s now in her court. She universe. And who doesn t like to get down to their favorite song? must push you. She must touch you. Until you get your... satisfaction. -Adele McConnell -Benji Samuels Tantalizing 0 pire lust in your lover 86 things your man won't admit to 73 traits men find IRRESISTABLE 1. Impenetrable flesh 1. His mother 2. Speech & cognition 2. Playful nibbling about the ear 3. Vacant disdain 3. David Duke 4. Brand loyalty 4. Anything you've ever done 5. Vestigial fur 5. Creationism 6. Knowledge of MS Office (Excel, Access} 6. "Death to Smoochy" 7. Climate change skepticism 8. Flappers! 5 perfect conversation TERS 9. Queso dip 1. At best, I die first and we've saved enough for you to continue eating. 3 traits women find SISTA 2. We deserve better. 1 . Seething, barely-suppressed rage 3. You like mozzarella sticks? I have some 2. Freemasonry mozzarella sticks. 3. Faces; Having a face 4. BOO! 4. Beards 'n' Belts 5. I can be at least as distant as your father. 5. Watermelon seed spitting 6. I've got a shoebox filled with spiders. 6. Interchangeable parts 7. Do you know Jesus? 7. Repression 8. Have you seen "Triumph of the Will?" 8. Patriotism Riefenstahl is my favorite. 9. Tungsten 9. Of course you can gnaw on my keychain. 10. Oops! I dropped my giant ice cube. 67 ways to get at his EART 11 . Do you like to ski? Like, through 1 . Allow him to touch your antique spatula "snow?" Like, in the "bathroom?" collection 2. Don't skimp on the gingerbread manors 14 ways to get his heart RACING 3. Holistic ping-pong strategy 1. Sleep surprises! 4. Make him a mix-tape of touching GG 2. Anything sharp Allin songs. 3. Shoebox of spiders 5. Crack open his ribcage and pull forth the 4. Reveal everything to everyone raw, steaming prize within 5. Borrow car; go 'car bowling' 6. Add rubbing alcohol to mayonnaise -Sam Primeaux, Ian CJarlson and Zach Yanowitz .