"NO MAN IS SO BUM/ *S HE WHO INSISTS ON DRINKING WOOD ALCOHOL," CHIRPS CLARENCE FROM CLARENDON KmP Abreast o4 Sport WorW The Times' Complete Sport Page Br Reading Tki. P*|* OmAy (Cvpyrlakl. ItM. br IXaruUtMl N.w» Some We Sarvic*. lu) TadWHENCUBS LANDED FUG EM OVER Catch, Say By LOOKING ~ ~~l BV I % IN WONDERFUL PLAY-OFF LOUIS A. DOUGHER By rHKIIKHIIK O. LIES. VX1 Cjf Htymour, the old Olint centar First Game fielder, who died a few monlha ago, Ty Cobb'* frequently hu been blamed for New If Battering Babe Ruth, the 9126,000 mauler, can keep up hit# 191!) Tork'a defeat In this gama. A badly Come* Next average ou the Polo Grounds through the coming campaign, get ready When the Census Man '' played fly In the third Inning, start for another and a greater home-run record for the books. The Red .Sox !7// In* the Cuba on a four-run apurt. did a lot of damage, but aome of that wonderful were scheduled for ten games in New York last season. Babe Ruth ham¬ Gets Busy trfm unpardon- The tale t ably atupld base running In the flrat play-off between the Chicago mered out three home runs there, beginning with one off George Mo- Inning did aa much to aplll the beana Cub# and the New York Ciianta on the of the season, one off Bob Bhawkey writes V! uiurmm for the Giants aa the mlatake of 8ey- 1W08 National gridgc opening day copping "Get rrntly for thin," \imm mour. for the league on June 30 and closing with another oif Shawkey on September 24. This Jimmy loamingcr in the Phila¬ The Olanta had a chance to score a pennant end* today. Saturday "wlieii BABE buahel of runa In the flrat but comes the third story in The ia an average of .300.three homers in ten games. delphia Nortli American, Inning, the bull got only one tally out of two baara Times' big banehall Next season American clubs will a schedule of 154 the census taker meets Washington League plsy player: on.balls, a hit batsman and a double. series, "Ty (Cobb's Firat Big trainee, or seventy-seven at home and seventy-seven abroad. If Babe Pf«ater atarted off wild, and hit Krsd Game." "1.What is your employer's on the arm with his flrat League Ruth can maintain his .300 average of 1910 at the Polo Grounds he will RUTH Tertney Remember, these authentic banker's full name? pitr^v Then he walked Charley H»t- are come close to out some homers at his home "2.Have for your then a colt baseball stones appearing slamming twenty-three park. yon paid tog, putting In bis fresh¬ in The Times' He will then have but seven more to around* the circuit to beat his last automobile^ man year with the Giants. only Washington get lose the Roger Breanahan, batting third, Complete Sports Page. .wn record of twenty-nine made last year. '3.How much did you last time you went into busi¬ then did his part to wreck New York's The other day Bill Uimtr, the Ruck- ness? Bcoring chances. The hard-hitting vJUe, Md.. boy with the Red 8ox, caine catcher struck out. and Johnny Kllng "4.How many times ware the third strike It was in to see us and a at the w dropped get perk you fairly struck out, if ever? smart work by Kllng and made the "official'* averages of the American "6.What used to be tse best Giants look silly. When Cub* Won Ban¬ I.eagu*. That was before Babe Ilulh COCHRANPROMISES beer in 8t. IxhiIh? Iferaea PaMa "Bone." was sold to the Yankees. Lamar, who ner looked In wonderful with "6.How many old basebalU Under the rules a man striking out in Play-off condition, a runner an as the and have in your cellar? with on flrat base is out au eye clear morning sky you whether the catcher with the froah color of a debutante, "7.Give ten reasons why a *7 tomatirally, n»7Kl at New 1 «rk l'lt7, Urttkfr / holds the ball or drops It. But Bres- liad much to say of Babe Ruth, who FIGHT FOR FIGHF player should not hold out. H. ink. nahan started to run to .eemed muclT of an Idol to him. first base. pretty "8.When did you sp«ud tho wasn't as smart a CHICAGO NATIONALS. a * Charley Herzog "The Babe hits lot of high dies, full umount of tho club's allot¬ JomE" then as lie is now. AB. It. H. PO. A. B. know," said of the player He got It you Lamar, talking ment for a meal on a dining CA** Into his head that he was forced off Jim Sheckard, If.. 4 0 0 4 0 0 proposed change In the rules which British Promoter Says He Will first by Breanahan and started toward Johnny Kvera, 2b.. 3 1 1 ,0 3 D would permit .1 batsman to eacapu car? "9.What is of a second. Kline quickly snapped the Frank Schulte, rf. 4 1 1 4 0 0 having a atrlko railed on him when Go to Court to Hold French your opinion ball down to who ran down Frank lb.. 1 0 3 J3 0 0 a Chance, Chanee, driving long flies to the fc-1 territory club that happens to makd 3 Herzog on the base line for a double Artie Hofman. cf.. 0 0 0 0 0 0 on olther side of the outfleld. Champion. dividend? play. H. Stelnfeldt, 3b... 4 0 1 0 3 0 be all the time. \ r/f "There'd arguments "10.What do you think of the Ponlin next, smacked u double to Geo. Howard, cf., 4 0 0 1 0 0 You know how baseball players like author of double-bR.uler8? right, scoring Tenney. Pfeister con¬ Joe Tinker, ss 4 1 I 1 4 0 to argue about everything. CHICAGO. Jan. 8..Charles B. "11.Is three hours' worn tinued to go bad and walked Sey¬ Johnny Kilns, c... 3 1 1 4 1 0 mour. That finished Jack That's Pie far Hla. Cochran, the London promoter wh» dally in the summer months op¬ the Giant Jack Pfeister, p.. 0 0 0 0 0 0 Killer, and Mordecai Brown was rush- Mordecal Brown, p 2 0 0 0 1 0 "Of course, there wouldn't be so came to America to sign Jack Demp- pression? ed to the rescue. Brown struck out In New with . je many arguments York, sey for a championship bout with "12.What rattles did you take Art Devlin. though the Georgetown Totals 32 4 8 27 12 0 that short right field wall, but there Georges Carpentler In England, Is part in the world war, man did a lot of yelping about it. would be else except, pos¬ daring NEW YORK NATIONALS. everywhere speeding on his way to New York to¬ with The game was chffck full of bicker¬ sibly, Cleveland. If tho Babo played excepting umpires?" and AB. R. H. PO A. E. In an uneasy frame of mind. ing gnashing of teeth at the um¬ In New York that wall would bo pie day Chance whacked out a Fred Tenney, lb... 2 1 10 0 1 "I believe has pires. single for him. If he played there half the don't that Carpentler In the second inning and a moment Chas. Herxog, 2b.. 3 0 0 1 2 0 soMon he'd set tho home-run record signed with Jim Coffroth for a Tla later was caught napping. The Old R. Bresnahan, c... 4 0 1 10 2 0. so high It would never come down." Juana fight," he said before depart¬ Peerless I^eader let out some shrill Mike Donlin, rf.... 4 0 1 0 0 0 And now Babe.or "The Babe," as "I think and Des- growls, and Artie llofman. old Circus Cy Seymour, cf.... 3 0 0 2 0 O ing. Carpentler 0 0 all ball players speak of him.Is to are too honorable to break OUT Solly, who took up the quarrel, was Arthur Devlin. 3b. 4 1 12 camps TRACKSTARS play In New York. In seventy-seven their word me. I shall banished from the game. Howard H. McCormick, If. 3 0 1 3 1 0 with certainly AI Kames he Is going to measure the dis¬ go to court to protect my Interests." taking his place in center field. Bridwell, sa.... 3 0 0 0 1 0 tance from the plate to that right Cochran declares that he has the <"h. Mathewson, p.. 2 0 0 0 3 0 Waterloo Cs«|f la Third. .Larry Doyle 1-0 0 0 0 0 Held stand, and he would be brave, in¬ French champion's signature to ar¬ New York met its Waterloo in the deed, who would say now that the ticle* for a bout with Drmp- .V' George Wiltse, p.. 0 0 0 0 0 0 calling FORG. II.RELAYS third inning It was In this inning 3I»10 record of twenty-nine home runs sey In England. ["that Seymour got in his fatal mis- Totals 30 2 5 27 9 1 would not be surpassed. take. Always It is the Giant center Only two batsmen have ever hit a PARIS, Jan. 8.Georges Carpentler's fielder who blows the works in cru¬ over the flold stand at has t« Will Have Several First .Batted for Mathewson in seventh t>all right the manager, Descamps, agreed O'Reilly cial games.