Souvenir Tiki Mugs ~8 Moai Mug So you can make your own awesome tiki drinks! ~15 Vintage Otagin Mercantile Company Mai Tai Mug Welcome to this humble ~10 if bought in addition to a drink tiki bar, a place where We happened upon these vintage Mai Tai mugs! tiki gods come from South America and Mai Tais are taken seriously but not much else is. May our drinks take you to a land where laziness is a virtue and hedonism reigns supreme. -Viracocha 301 N. Peters St. Above Felipe’s in the French Quarter NOLA 70117 504-267-4406 OPEN Tues - Thur 5PM – Midnight – check Facebook or Twitter - http://www.facebook.com/TikiTolteca http://twitter.com/TikiTolteca Tiki Alchemy Latiki ~10 Last Guinea Pig in Cuzco In this drink, pisco takes a stand in the world of tiki. For the story behind the name, you must visit the Cathedral of Santo Domingo in Peru (or you could just ask the bartender). –created by Nathan using Barsol Q. Pisco Small Plates ~9 Subtropical Itch When Trader Dick went south last year, he got an itch upon his ear The locals sold a ~7 Sweet Corn Tamale Cakes potion brown, which made him itch much further down. And then they all Fresh corn, masa harina, salsa verde, laughed…but at least it tastes good. Mexican crema picante, avocado -created by Trader Dick using Bulleit Rye and Goslings Rum ~22 Escorpion punch (serves 2 – 3) ~8 Classic Rumaki In the espectacular land of mezcal, escorpions do more with their hands then just Hickory bacon-wrapped chicken liver, pinch. Put up your dukes and WATCH OUT FOR THE ESCORPION PUNCH! water chestnuts, pineapple gastric -created by Trader Dick using El Jimador Añejo Tequila and Santo Domingo Albarradas Mezcal ~9 Cachaça Wasi ~8 Pork Tostones Cachaça Wasi was a ______. It tastes like _____ and will leave you Fried plantains, confit pork shoulder, spicy habanero mango jelly (noun) (noun plural) feeling _____ and _____. Just kidding. It’s a tiki drink by Nathan. (adjective) (adjective) ~7 Pasteles Please don’t write on the menu Pastries stuffed with spicy chicken, rice, and cheese that are fried -with Cuca Fresca Cachaça and Bittermens Citron Sauvage golden brown served with cabbage encurtido and tomato salsa. ~8 La Conchita Una bebida hecha de las olas de amor. ~7 Pupusas Guanacas -created by Danielle using El Dorado 5 Rum El Salvadorian-style stuffed corn tortillas, and Smith & Cross Rum loroco flower, queso, cabbage encurtido, tomato salsa ~2.5 Our Finest Champagne High Life in a champagne glass ~6 Brigadeiros with full bottle service Brazilian chocolate truffles, toasted coconut, banana crème anglaise ~11 Cortanablina ~Food Created by Chef Marcus Graham~ In a fog? Cut that out! -with Appleton V/X, Barsol Pisco, and Beefeaters Gin ~12 Rosier-Pocalypse We finally pushed him too far. -created by Trader Dick using Apocolypto Tequila Zombies Mai Tais ~7 Mai Tai ~9 Aku Aku Zombie Trader Dick’s take on Trader Vick’s take on the Q.B. Cooler. After irritating undertakers for 30 years by creating zombies and The king of tiki drinks. lethal millionaire drunk drivers, the Beachcomber undertook -with Appleton V/S Rum and El Dorado 5 Rum his greatest tour de force when he christened the king of all zombies: Aku Aku $10 Mai Tai (Chief's Reserve) -with Caruba Dark rum, Mt Gay Top shelf version of the original Mai Tai. Eclipse rum, and Lemon Hart 151 rum -with Duquesne Eleve Sous Bois and Appleton 12 year R(h)ums. $9 Bali Hai Zombie $8 Q.B. Cooler Secret recipe served at the old Bali Hai on Lake Pontchartrain, graciously Donn Beach's 1930's drink that he claimed given to us by Jay Batt, a member of the Bali Hai family! was the inspiration for Trader Vic's Mai Tai. -with New Orleans Crystal Rum, Appleton V/X, and Lemon Hart 151. $15 Original Zombie Punch The drink that started tiki. Served at the original $8 Your Tai Don the Beachcomber’s, it was notorious for turning Trader Dick's version of the classic Mai Tai. people into the living dead. -with Barsol Quebranta Pisco and Appleton V/X Rum. Order one and you’ll find out why. Order one, that is, if you dare. (Seriously, this drink is no joke.) $9 Royal Hawaiian A fruitier version from the Royal Hawaiian Hotel in the 70s. $8 Zombi del Sur Trader Dick’s zombie using rum, pisco, and mezcal $14 Mai Tai, Original Version with house-aged Wraye & Nephew The original Mai Tai used a 17 year Wraye & Nephew, which $9 Spievack Zombie doesn't exist anymore. So we aged our own. 1950 version attributed to Donn Beach by Louis Spievack Rums Classics $6 Appleton V/X $7 Barbancourt 8 year Bacardi Duquesne Elve Sous Bois Daiquiri (price of rum + $1) Coruba Dark $8 Plantation Just a good old-fashioned daiquiri, the grandmother Duquesne Blanc $8.5 Brugal Extra Viejo of tiki. Choose your rum and we’ll do the rest. El Dorado 5 year $9 Smith & Cross Flor de Cana $9.5 El Dorado 12 year ~11 Ancient Mariner (Chief’s Reserve) Goslings Black Seal $12 El Dorado 15 year A killer drink from the Grand Samurai of Lemonhart 151 “Trader Dick’s” House Aged Tikology, Beachbum Berry. -we use El Dorado 12 Mount Gay Eclipse Wraye & Nephew and Appleton 12. Myers’s $14 Mount Gay Extra Old N.O. Amber $15 Brugal 1888 ~7 Original Hurricane Nazi fighters were swarming the sky and the N.O. Crystal entire world had been thrust into war. The great N.O. Spiced Mr. O’Brien took the opportunity to invent a Ron Abuelo 7 year monumental beverage. Over the years, there has Wraye & Nephew been way too much tampering with it. Here’s to WWII heroes and wonderful rediscovered recipes. -we use Goslings Black Strap Rum ~5 Hemingway Daiquiri If you are Ernest Hemingway, this drink is on the house. (and it’s frozen, whether or not you are Ernest Hemmingway) –we use Old New Orleans Crystal Rum, Wraye & Nephew Rum, and Maraschino Liq. ~11 Colada Negra As the British Royal Navy patrolled the Caribbean Seas, the sailors quickly felt the pains Beers of homesickness and out right sea sickness. This drink helped in many ways. $3.5 Bud Light -we use Coruba Dark Rum $4 Abita Amber Bohemia ~7 Blue Hawaii Modelo Especial From Harry Yee to Trader Dick, with oceans blue Negra Modelo and bamboo stick. We come full circle with this Pacifico trick. Electric liquid, cool Slick Rick. -we use El Dorado 5.