Outlaw Chronicles Sappers clear the way! April 15, 2013 Volume II: Issue 08 Dari: 26 Hammal 1392 Pashto: 26 Wrai 1392 Outlaw 6 Sends Outlaws! At best, I’ll in peace and at war. where darkness once have one more time to I’ve seen the days of thrived. You are address our Sappers in restricted budgets, and America’s ambassa- the forum. Worst case the days of plenty. dors of freedom, and scenario, this is my fi- Over the years, all I’ve the world’s ambassa- nal opportunity. With ever seen is Engineer dors of peace. It has only days left here in Soldiers giving it their been an honor and th Inside this issue: theater for the 120 best. What’s made me privilege to sever with Engineer Battalion, I’m proud to be a member you. Continue to clear Medical Corner 4 certain all of the mov- of the Engineer Regi- the way for freedom Outlaw Sudoku 5 ing pieces that come ment is the creative, and peace, and may Words from the TOC 7 with getting ready to energetic, positive God bless each of you Military Humor 14 leave, will consume spirit of the Engineer and your families. Hell Lovely Letters 15 any and all white Soldier. Clear the way; Yeah! Last Word 17 space I’ve typically Lead the way; Let us used to take care of try (Essayons) aren’t — LTC Jack Ritter Photo Gallery 18 the little things. So, I just mottos; they’re want to take this op- attitudes and the way portunity to give a of life for Engineer Sol- much deserved shout diers. You are the best out to our Soldiers. of the best. Be proud I’ve been an Army En- of the job you have gineer for more than done. You have pro- 25 years. I’ve served vided an opportunity with Engineer Soldiers for hope to grow Task Force Outlaw XO Foxhole “As Seen Through the Eyes of the XO” Okay, so I’m sure everyone’s also looking forward to lounging when I am blazing down the got huge plans when they re- on the beach in the bright or- beach in my new orange turn from deployment. That’s ange speedos I purchased on speedos, using my newly prac- what Soldiers do; make big eBay and working on my tan ticed Baywatch running stride, I plans for when they return while sipping Mike’s Hard Lem- can rejoice with the wind blow- home. Plans like going to Las onade from a tiny umbrella ing through my hair as the sun Vegas for a week with their adorned coconut. glistens off my suntan lotion Soldier buddies, spending bags covered skin of money and trying to make The days won’t be long enough up for some of the lost time for all the action I’ve got they spent deployed. planned. I’ve even located a tat- Well, I’m no different, and I’ve too parlor on line near our desti- got big plans as well. My wife, nation that specializes in butter- Ginger, has been meticulously flies and hearts….color me there planning not one, but two, baby! At night, my wife and I special “get-a-ways” for us. will relax on the beach with a One vacation planned for the warm camp fire and S’mores. entire family, three daughters We’ll hold hands until sunrise, and a son, and one just for the then we’ll do it all again the next two of us. Our first fun filled day. Who doesn’t want to be adventure will take place along me! the shores of California. We I hope everyone has special plan on flying out (yep, all six plans to reunite with their loved of us) and staying close to the ones when they return home, ocean. We’ll spend some of our time with Mickey Mouse, and encourage moderation, some in the ocean, and some planning and baby steps on the just being together with fam- I’ve been preparing for the path to rediscovering family and ily. ocean. In the evenings, when friends. If you’re headed to the I’m alone in the office at Val- After about a week, we’ll re- Gulf, maybe I’ll see you there. halla, I’ve been practicing in a turn to Oklahoma where I’ll mirror so I can be “toes down” anxiously await the “solo” trip [Story by LTC Ritter as recalled in the surf on my newly ac- with my lovely wife to a far off from conversations with the quired, Amazon endorsed, blaz- destination in the Gulf of Mex- with MAJ DeShazo] ing pink boogie-board, that way ico! I’ve spent months in the I can impress my wife with hand- gym getting cut like a razor - stands and flips. I wanna swim — MAJ Brian DeShazo feel free to look up my poses with dolphins and sing with par- XO, 120th EN BN on bookface - I’m ready to hit rots. I have even begun to grow the beach “looking fly”. I’m my hair out slightly. That way Page 2 Outlaw Chronicles Soldier Spotlight: 84th EN CO PFC Jon Johnson Married to Alicia Johnson Why did you join? To be a part of something bigger than myself, to earn a place in the United States Army with Honor, to serve my country like many before me. Deployment Job: Gunner for 3rd Platoon What are you looking to gain or accomplish with this deployment? Knowledge, experience, promotion, respect. Favorite Food: All kinds Plans to do when back home: Go back to college, join the union, maybe start my own business, return to my family and take my wife on a honeymoon 693rd Engineer Company Change of Command On 6 April, the 693rd Engineer Company officially welcomed their new Commander to the unit. In a short ceremony, the company guidon was passed to CPT Daniel Robledo, signifying the official change of command. CPT Robledo comes from a military family and hails from Yongsan, South Korea. He has been in the military for 7 years and is more than ready to take on this challenge. “Everyone here has been very receptive. I like working directly with a Battle Space Owner (BSO) where I feel I can contribute to the fight,” Robledo said. As CPT Morrow moves on to his next assignment, he carries a sense of accomplishment with him about the job that has been done. “It has been a privilege to be in command, and I am confident that I have left my Company in good hands,” he said. CPT Morrow also mentioned during his most recent trip to KAF, that he was looking forward to spending some time on his Harley taking a nice long road trip! After a few words from each commander, and of course, a few words of encouragement from LTC Ritter, it was back to work for the Soldiers of the 693rd. Even though we must take time to recog- nize these significant events, the mission here in Afghanistan still continues. — Cpt. Paul Wyckoff Task Force Outlaw Public Affairs Page 3 Outlaw Chronicles Medical Corner: Home Sweet Home After months of living in Afghanistan, and your deployment is about over and you're back to living a relatively safe life back home; you need to relax and decompress. Here are a few tips to make your adjustment easier. “Limiting parties and visitors is okay- Upon your return, well-meaning friends and relatives may want to throw numerous "welcome home" parties. After months of being surrounded by large groups of people, some service members coming off deployment look forward to having low-key interaction with others, often preferring to spend the first few days with immediate family only. A revolving door of visitors is the last thing they want to encounter. Don't feel guilty if this is your wish. Explain your desires to your spouse. Often, your wife or husband will be your greatest supporter for the mere fact that they too crave alone-time with you. Solitude-Time alone to reflect on the past, enjoy the now and prepare for the future is impor- tant to many service members. Some Veterans enjoy taking a stroll through the local park, drinking in the beauty of the land they've sworn to protect and defend. Others prefer driving through the quiet countryside. Whether it's fishing, reading or watching a movie without be- ing combat-ready, don't hesitate to embrace moments of solitude. If you're concerned your spouse won't understand your need to get away, there's a good chance your worry is a moot point. Remember, your spouse has your best interests at heart. The odds are good they'll not only support your request, but inform you that they need a few moments alone too. Relaxed expectations- After months of adhering to strict schedules, being on constant alert and sometimes hyper-alert levels, you may have difficulty adjusting to a looser routine. Un- wittingly you treat family outings the same as running missions. "We'll SP the house at zero- eight-hundred, RP at the amusement park at zero-eight-thirty and conduct operation 'mandatory fun' with an endex at seventeen-hundred hours…" A flexible schedule for family outings is fine. Strict SOPs are not.” Kim Wilson: “Downtime After Deployment; Tips for Service members” Page 4 Outlaw Chronicles Outlaw Sudoku LT Says "There are those, I know, who will say that the liberation of humanity, the freedom of man and mind, is nothing but a dream.