By Category: Yaniv’s Ailments - Real and Concocted ​ KF = The Kiwi Farms MM = MeowMix CoR = Certificate of Readiness (telemed summaries PDF) ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Almost all of this information comes from Yaniv (now styling himself as Jessica Simpson), directly or indirectly, and so is subject to his dishonesty, delusion, and ignorance. It is also subject to misinterpretation and ignorance on our part. We continue to improve the quality of the information whenever possible. Alcohol Dependence 2 Allergies 3 Audiology 4 Cancer 4 Cardiology 6 Dermatology 6 Diabetes, Obesity, Eating Problems 7 Facial Injuries/Surgery 9 Gastrointestinal 10 Genetic 11 Mental Instability, Behavioral Problems 11 Neurology 16 Orthopedic - Arm, Back, Hip, Leg Problems 21 Respiratory 24 Sexuality 26 Genitalia and Reproductive Organs 26 Intersex 26 Male 27 Female 28 Gender Reassignment Surgery 31 Hormone Use 33 Sexual Conduct 34 Legal Status 36 Awaiting Clarification 37 Yaniv’s Ailments Categorized, 12/20/20 ~ Page 1 Alcohol Dependence Yaniv tells doctors he doesn’t drink, while telling friends that he drinks to excess even when taking medication that prohibits alcohol. ● shows teen viewers on Snapchat how to mix spiced rum with Gummi bears (MM.org article, 9/6/20) ​ ​ ● neighbor reports seeing Yaniv drunk at 9:30 a.m. (archived tweet, 5/3/20) ​ ​ ● drunken videos proliferating (KF post 4,725, 5/2/20) ​ ​ ● Snapchat conversation with 16-year-old shows his collection of more than 40 wine and liquor bottles (MeowMix archive, 4/19/20) ​ ​ ● one of Yaniv’s neighbors reports seeing him disposing of lots of empty liquor bottles (archive, 4/3/20) ​ ​ ● says he likes taking Midol with wine; asked if he gets high from it, he says yes; says he takes two tablets; Midol contains acetaminophen, caffeine, and pyrilamine maleate (an antihistamine) (p. 182, MM ​ transcript; KF thread, 11/26/19); drinking alcohol with acetaminophen can increase the risk of liver ​ damage ● “I’m stressed and when I get stresssed… :/” and “I’m drunk right now and I feel sick” (p. 166, MM ​ transcript, 11/26/19) ​ ● “I have so much booze here” on 11/19/19 (p. 217, MM transcript, 11/26/19) ​ ​ ● “I drank too much last night holy fuck it screwed with my meds” on 11/15/19 (p. 200, MM transcript, ​ ​ 11/26/19); says “I’m on heavy medication” on 11/8/19 (p. 173) and on 11/9/19 that he takes medication for pain (p. 177) (MM transcript; KF thread, 11/26/19) ​ ​ ​ ​ ● “I had so much baileys last night omg” on 11/11/19 (p. 186, MM transcript, 11/26/19) ​ ​ ● says he’s drinking but shouldn’t on 10/28/19 (p. 139, MM transcript, 11/26/19) ​ ​ ● was drinking at Rogue Wetbar on 9/14/19 until the manager asked him to leave because women customers objected to his presence (p. 2, MM transcript, 11/26/19) ​ ​ ● tells Katie he sent her a selfish message about expecting him to support him pre- and post-GRS because he “started drinking” and then wrote it while hung over (MM.org, Katie/JY screen shots, 11/6/19) ​ ​ ● “Lol i’m drunk…” (p. 140, MM transcript, 10/28/19) ​ ​ ● tells online doctor that he’s not using alcohol, drugs, or caffeine (CoR, 8/28/19) ​ ​ ● posts on KF, "im sooooooooo drunk holy shhittttttitititi" (MM.org, WGKittyLangleyRes43, 8/8/19) ​ ​ ● said he was drunk when he posted threats and porn on KF (KF thread, 8/9/19) ​ ​ ● tells online doctor that he does not “partake” of alcohol (CoR, 4/30/19 p.m.) ​ ​ ● tells online doctor that he’s worried about elevated Gamma GT level of 47; says he’s a non-drinker (common causes of elevated GGT are obesity and alcoholism) (CoR, 4/12/19) ​ ​ Yaniv’s Ailments Categorized, 12/20/20 ~ Page 2 Allergies Yaniv says he has several allergies, but one at least - seafood - has been disproven by medical testing. Gluten ● tweets at a restaurant complaining that the flatbread he ate tasted like burned cardboard; when someone asks about his gluten allergy, he responds, “Sometimes a girl has got to eat even when it makes me fart” (KF post 1792, 10/9/19) ​ ​ ● celebrated his release from an emergency room for the second time in two days by ordering "Timbits" doughnut holes at Tim Horton's, makes selfies in his tiara and evening gown (KF post, 5/23/19) ​ ​ ● ate gluten, reported cramping and diarrhea to online doctor (CoR, 5/7/19) ​ ​ ● says he is allergic to gluten (KF post, 4/29/19) ​ ​ Seafood ● tells Sara on 7/11/20 he’s deathly allergic to all “shellfish, fish and seafood” despite having had test results that say otherwise (see entry below) (MM.org, Chunk 3, 9/11/20) ​ ​ ● asks online doctor to renew his epipen prescription because he gets anaphylaxis with seafood; had allergy testing done 2 weeks ago via referral from his former GP and learned he was no longer allergic to seafood, has never had full anaphylactic reaction because he avoids seafood (CoR, 8/28/19) ​ ​ ● oil in which fish has been fried, but not oil in which chicken has been fried (KF post, 5/13/19 re: his ​ ​ complaint tweeted at McDonald's) ● DM’d a woman on 12/2/14 that he has “a life threatening allergy to seafood, like if I eat it, I die” and was fearing the worst after eating a “small small small bit of tuna in this salsa at costco” (KF thread, 11/13/19) ​ ​ Other Types of Food ● tells online doctor he’s dizzy and felt that way two days ago, too; thinks it’s food related, ated honey garlic chicken from a grocery store this morning and felt all right afterward but now feels sick, has appointment with GP tomorrow (CoR, 4/9/19) ​ ​ ● tells online doctor he’s had an allergic reaction to fast food, became woozy, itching, pain in side of neck; told it may not be an allergy but it wouldn’t hurt to take an antihistamine; requests more allergy tests and is told to ask family doctor; also requested an extra epipen (CoR, 4/3/19) ​ ​ Chlorine ● DM’d a woman on 6/13/14 that his skin is so sensitive to pool chlorine that he wants to wear a woman’s one-piece bathing suit to protect himself; she points out a suit won’t help but he persists in pestering her for suit-buying advice and sends her a pic of himself in his new suit (KF thread, 11/13/19) ​ ​ Cats (KF post, 5/31/19) ​ ​ ​ Yaniv’s Ailments Categorized, 12/20/20 ~ Page 3 Audiology Yaniv’s mother, Miriam, and aunt have long had hearing impairments as a result of mitochondrial disease. In 2019, he himself began wearing hearing aids and in August 2020 he said in a court filing that he’s hearing impaired. See also Genetic. ● selfie shows what turns out to be the clear plastic grip of a HearGlow hearing aid in his ear (KF 5,675+, ​ ​ 10/10/20) ● tells Sara he wears hearing aids and gets his hearing tested nearly every 2 months (MM.org, Chunk 5, ​ ​ 9/17/20) ● tells his strata in August to install a fire alarm strobe light in his unit (August correspondence list, archived ​ tweet,10/3/20) ​ ● states in another court filing - one brought against his neighbors in 401 regarding water damage after an August 2020 fire - that he’s hearing impaired (MM.org article, 9/2/20) ​ ​ ● is hearing impaired, according to a civil complaint he filed against the Town of Langley regarding his arrest and brief confinement in August 2019 after displaying an illegal stun gun on a stream with Blaire White (MM article, 8/27/20) ​ ​ ● says his hearing aids aren’t working (tweet, archived tweet, showing text exchanged with RCMP, 8/18/20) ​ ​ ​ ​ ● texts Sara while he’s in Toronto on 7/18/20, regarding a voicemail he received, “One of my hearing aids died so I'm having a bit of issues hearing you” (MM.org, Chunk 4, 9/11/20) ​ ​ ● messages Katie on 11/4/19 that his neurologist’s office called to say his Dx wasn’t correct, his condition may be worse, and “there’s no explanation why I lost my hearing” (slide, KF thread, 11/17/19) ​ ​ ​ ​ ● tells online doctor hearing test 2 weeks ago found he had 50% hearing loss in both ears, Yaniv tells online doctor (CoR, 7/12/19); online doctor notes Yaniv is wearing hearing aids on both ears (CoR, 9/11/19) ​ ​ ​ ​ ● Jonathan and Miriam give a hearing aid center positive reviews on 2/4/2016; Miriam's been a customer for 7 years; Yaniv says that he has known the tech for years (KF post, 12/31/18) ​ ​ ● blogged on trustednerd.com that he used a hearing aid on a flight to Vegas, although “I don’t have much of a hearing impairment, yet” (archive.fo, 6/19/16) ​ ​ ● Carlee had lunch with Yaniv, his mother, and his Aunt Ilana in 2015 and reported that Miriam used hearing aids and Ilana communicated solely through sign language (MM.org article, 11/27/20) ​ ​ ● told a girl he was messaging in 2014 that his hearing is deteriorating (MM.org, Madison8; KF post 196, ​ ​ ​ ​ 1/17/20) Cancer Yaniv dramatized a series of cancer scares in 2019. He was found to have a non-cancerous skin condition, breast sensitivity due to synthetic hormone use, and an arachnoid cyst in his cerebellum that neurologists and Yaniv’s Ailments Categorized, 12/20/20 ~ Page 4 a neurosurgeon have not believed requires immediate surgery.