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(2) Update: The Florida Fish and Wildlife Room in downtown Dallas, thriving since 2011, BYAPPOINTMENT Conservation Commission reversed itself in offering a variety of bludgeoning weapons, December and allowed Mary Thorn of Lakeland and especially active this election season, with ALLENTOWN: Rental. 2BR condo w/ expos. brick & off-st. to keep her 6-foot-long pet alligator (“Rambo”) target mannequins gussied up to be “Trump” and parking. 65 Whitney, $1,095+ util. Robin Barrell, 986-4061(c at home with her despite a regulation requiring “Clinton.”) [TalkRadio.co.uk, 12-5-2016] [CNN, ALLENTOWN: 4BR 2BA. Formal LR & DR, fam rm, eat- that a gator that size needs a more spacious 10-27-2016] [New York Times, 11-26-2016] in kit w/ wet bar & bfast nook. Upd. boiler, roof, HWT, win- roaming area. Thorn and Rambo have been dows. 143 Mariner, $299,900. Susan D. Lenahan, 864-6757(c) together for over a decade. [Associated ALLENTOWN: Rentals. 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