S~~TLIVE,p~i'pa~ 600v RLI~O~EI Ins tauration. Internet Work For and Donaldsons really don't care what ordi- nary people think. Why should they? What or- dinary people think has no influence on Will's In keeping with lnstauration's,policy of ano- sewatives thought they had a champion 32 and Donaldson's fat checks, the size of which nymit): most communicants wi I be identified years ago, Goldwater was labeled an extre- depends entirely on what certain extraordi- by the fint three digits of their zip code. mist. No Teflon label this. More like super- nary plutocrats think. 0 Bill and Hillary represent the quintessential glue. It works so well that the Chosen and 459 baby boomer morality (or amorality) which is their shameless political trucklers trot it out why they made it to the White House. Their morning, noon and night. 0 Surely Warren Christopher is our wont generation adores them and will vote en bloc 300 ever Secretary of State. When, with that For- to reelect them. Mr. and Mn. Slick are fully rest Gump look on his face, he extols multicul- cognizant that so long as they walk upright in 0 Shouldn't somebody--maybe the Pope- turalism in Bosnia, you ask yourself: Can he the Land of Kosher they shall want not, regret apply for sainthood for Ron Brown? possibly believe it!? not. 78 1 302 402 0 Negro led off in cuffs on drug charges in 0 The latest Census Bureau prediction that, by 0 Two things about fellow whites continue to Texas. Negro led off in cuffs on assault charg- the year 2050, whites will be a minority in the perplex and distress me. First, the blacker pro- es. Another Negro in Florida on a stretcher U.S. was announced with an air of inevitabil- fessional sports become, the more sports-mad led off after a shooting at a nightclub. Still an- ity, as though nothing could or should be whites become. They go especially ga-ga for other Negro in an auto accident. I thought I done about it. Except for Buchanan, no one Negro "heroesw like Magic Johnson and Mi- was watching the nightly news. I erred. It was dares ask: Hey, could we have something to chael Jordan. Second, whites seem more com- only today's CNN sports report, leading off say about this% pelled to reproduce when their spouses are with Dallas Cowboys cocaine con man, Mi- 902 nonwhites. I have lost count of the number of chael Irvin. white couples I know who have no children, 765 0 A friend of mine lured the girl of his dreams have no plans for any or have managed to to bed, but before he could get too physical, crank out no more than one token offspring. 0 The Safety Valve joke in the April issue, she admitted-for what reason Cod only On the other hand, I've run into few mixed- "What do you call a white man," is an old knows--that she had once slept with a black race couples who don't have at least a couple one, but the jokester shouldn't have stopped man. My friend's response was one that all In- of kids, often more. It doesn't matter whether at one white man among 500 blacks (a war- staurationists should applaud. He stopped in the pairing is a black male/white female, den). He left out the clincher: What do you mid-arousal, told her to get dressed and get white male/Oriental female or whatever. Any call one white man surrounded by 50,000 out. There is no substitute for categorical dis- type of whitelnonwhite coupling seems to re- blacks? The Postmaster General. approval expressed without hesitation or un- sult in increased fecundity rates. This phenom- 444 certainty. enon is both mystifying and sobering. 914 800 0 The role of the Catholic Church, long a uni- fying influence in Western culture, certainly 0 Multimillionaire black athletes go a-wilding 0 No matter how high the Unabomber's IQ, deserves a lot of scrutiny, but it makes my on sports officials, with head buttings, groin- he is really dumb. He thought he was so much blood boil when outsiders inveigh against bumpings and shoving. Mike Tyson has now smarter than anyone else that he could do al- Catholics, the Christian Right or even holy added biting to his social repertoire. Thankful- most anything and never be caught. But his rollers. For the most part, attacks on Chris- ly, Magic Johnson hasn't-yet. Whether it's ego got the better of him. He just couldn't tianity are attacks on Westem man. blacks in Liberia, New York City or Okinawa, stand the isolation any longer. He had to get 358 it is all the same. We all know (or ought to his preachments out to the great unwashed. 327 0 If diversity is so wonderful, shouldn't we be CONTENTS concerned about the lack of it in our human Israel Ravages Lebanon. ...... 4 Q The most valuable word in our enemies' lex- imports from black lands. Revolt of the Little People. ... 5 icon surely must be "extremist." 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The most stupid Davis Jr. There are varying degrees of perver- the cold calculation of the U.S. capitalist. white liberal can rationalize shootine" a mad sity in the white female. The Marilyn Mon- With the government providing subsidies to dog or a rattlesnake, but confront that same roes, despite their flaws, did not plumb the private industry out of current tax revenues, imbecile with a black gone a-wilding, a much depths. productive American workers are actually fi- greater threat, and his creativity is as inven- 115 nancing the export of their own jobs. tive as a fundamentalist who's miscalculated 355 at a snake-handling session. 0 G.I. Joe will put his life on the line to pro- 402 tect Muslims from Serbs. Red China better lay 0 A few feet from the glittering casinos, Atlan- off Taiwan. Our carriers are there. Kim II tic City is plagued by a shuffling black under- 0 The Unabomber should be awarded the No- long? We'll fight to defend Seoul! As for Is- class. It's a good idea to take a taxi, even to bel Peace Prize. Outrageous? Not at all. Men- rael, we'll fight to the last man in its defense! cross the street! ahem Begin was awarded the Nobel after a No wonder the Mexican border is a sieve. No 084 lifetime of wen bloodier activities. Begin spe- one's left at home to defend it. cialized in dynamiting hotels, raiding British 790 0 Not one single politician, not even Pat Bu- military installations, kidnapping, torturing chanan, has asked whether U.S. citizens and casually slaughtering civilians. After 30 0 Well, the lid is off the real reason for the should have the right to decide whether they years of this he was made Prime Minister of Is- peacekeeping mission in Bosnia.