New Creationism / by Bertram Eljon Holubek, Germany / www.Beljon.de November 11 = Frimaire 11 / Version 3.2 Public Domain Text, Heritage of Humankind, distribute freely 1. Introductory Today 90% of US-Americans believe that this world was not created by way of evolution alone. Indeed, based on lots of impossible finds of history, and revealing fraud and foolish errors of science, this text explains how this planet was created by God. UTR (Universal Truth Religion, see the bottom chapter) also explains why old-time science is unable to compute this. 2. The Big Bible Delusion This text discusses some of the mysteries, fraud and funny nonsense that bible literalists are spreading. But also a number of truly impossible finds is discussed here, from the spark plug of Noah's car (no kidding!) to the mystery-ape Oliver the humanzee, to an irretrievable article in 'Nature'. Statistics show that only Nordic quality humans are good enough for God's wisdom, and this excludes bible badgers. 3. New Creationism Life on Earth only really started with the Cambrian explosion, and this is hardly explainable by old-time science. Rock layers at the Grand Canyon lead us back to the age of Vendium and before. While we diligently check out evidence for faintest, earliest traces of life, we meet the mystery of a ice-age that is moving. 4. Snowball Earth How can it be that data from the period when apparently all the Earth was one big snowball do not match? The surprising story that UTR has is that the Earth only formed and warmed up when the Earth Goddess approached the planet with her spaceship. 5. The Age of Slime What happened before the age of frost? Professor A. (or D.) Seilacher claims he has found worms from that period of time - no, he has found holes of such worms. But as we look at the Seilacher holes, we find much more than we expected. We also find a bizarre scandal that was covered-up. 6. The Secret of the Can This chapter tells us how hard it is to find and identify rests of ancient microbes. Professor Schopf claims that he has found fossils with an age of over 3 billion years. But we also find a bizarre case of fraud and feuding. Under very heated conditions those carbon traces were formed, hardly distinguishable are they from the surrounding rocks, so who may call them traces of life? 7. The End of the Dinosaurs Why did the dinosaurs die out, really? God decided to scrap them. But God didn't cause those large celestial impacts, who were much more numerous and bad than it is known today. Also the 'Gaia theory' can't explain why life was able to recover so fast and so smoothly. 8. Mysteries of the Moon There are really bizarre theories about the origin of Earth and Moon. Using mental alchemy, Professor Jacobsen concludes that the Earth must be exactly 4567 million years old. Other studies though show how the Earth's mantle lied about it's age. We also learn something about lunatic psychologists. 9. Creation in Progress This last and funniest chapter raises 16 objections against Darwin's evolutionism. We also look at the jukebox coddfish and other crackpot results of evolutionist's speculations. While haughty and fooled old-time scientists take refuge to fantasies, let us seriously look forward to a Paradise on Earth. There God's darlings will sport as many arms as they can handle. We will also make good use of the cuddle effect. An Introduction into UTR (Universal Truth Religion) Text history: Version 3.2 of this text has a few minor changes only compared to version 3. 1. Introductory 1.1 The Diva of Creation Life on Earth appears in strange forms. If you open up the better books of biology and fringe science research, if you read about mysterious finds not well explained, about mind reading and miracle workers, you may come to the idea that there is much in life that humankind does not understand. Surely we didn't take the time in the past to really check this out. So many people used to be fiercely blinded by bad religions and ideologies! This always gave us so many troubles! There was the nuclear threat, those constant wars, and all that man-made misery! Much of this lately stopped. It was because I started spreading texts like this one, telling you about our Goddess living at the heart of this planet. It's life, but much weirder than any creature that we find on our planet. So is there a deity with us? No matter what or where she is, she definitely is a diva. She doesn't show her seals to any common man, and to those dwarfs who always were so big-mouthed in the science community she stayed rather invisible. She showed her three-layered heart to me only. So who am I? Think of me as the saviour, who is maybe not your saviour. I reveal you lores that might eventually save you. That is my main objective in life. I could tell you any nonsense, if this would help you, and this would be okay. But I am very glad that I am able to tell you basic stories of life and science. I bring you tidings how God created this planet. And then I check out the facts. And lo, the facts tell that I am correct. And it's all so obvious! So how can it be that all the scientists of ages past were unable to get to the correct conclusions? Our Earth Goddess saved the best wisdom and revelations for me. As unlikely as it may seem, the basic facts of true religion are all revealed in my documents; since I am the only man who was chosen by the Earth Goddess, the deity who really created the Earth (teaming up with other moreless good congeras). In this document I present a lot of facts who should leave no doubt that our blue and green planet was artfully created exactly 624 million years ago (Ma) from frosty lumps, by a person we may well call the good Earth Goddess, who subsequently made it become a populated hospitable biosphere. I look diligently at the evidence that researchers have gathered so far. Old-time scientists used to think that the Earth is over 4 billion years old and that life gradually evolved. But all evidence for early life just vanishes before our eyes, as God tries to check it out. The finds tell us a different story about what seems to have been the 'Super-Ice-Age' and the 'Cambrian Explosion'. Only then life was created, creation really started not much sooner than ~575 Ma. Ever since that time, the good Earth Angel has managed to protect life. Our precious planet went through hard times, periods of global disasters called cataclysms. Those were the days when big comets from outer space crashed down on Earth. But the raw data again show facts that only true religion can explain! Some cataclysmic periods well started before the comets came in. Only with news from the sky we can evaluate that we were extremely lucky with our planet. The good goddess Ga-Däna from the star Epsilon Eridani was not so lucky. The big cataclysm of 251 Ma killed all life she had grown on her planet, that is today all silent and covered by ice. So really, our Earth Goddess Sofia Ewa did a life- saving job then. Some bible fundamentalists today predict a forthcoming cataclysm. Christian fiction bestsellers like 'Left Behind' say that angels will take away the Christians to the sky, while Mother Earth must face celestial terror attacks. But here the true religion UTR again tears down the curtain of illusion. Seven evil Greys, insane devils at near stars, are our next neighbours. They have destroyed all life that they had on their planets. Christian spaceships would be lucky to avoid their stars, because those Greys are obsessed by cruelty like fantasy vampires. They inflict pains on other people to suck away their lifeforce, this is what they then consume. This means that we humans have no alternative but to stay here on Earth and take a stand against evil. What is the best way to fight evil? Let's make this planet become a better, saner, greener place. 1.2 Who is the Process of Life? Is there a God, and did God create this world and all life on it? Old-time science still won't hear a word of this. They explain everything with Darwin and Lady Luck. But few people believe them nowadays. According to a recent Gallup institute poll, as much as 90% of the U.S. citizens fail to believe that life on our planet did evolve naturally, without the help of God nor aliens. Scientific atheism however knows of no good God, and this is what the majority of scientists still committed to in the years after Y2K, year +2000. To many modern people this talk sounds much like what the US-government always used to say about the assassination of JFK - all this official talk just can't be correct. Hold it! Not a few of our old-time scientists occasionally express sombre religious allusions off the record, for instance by calling volcanoes pits of hell. Seriously, can it be true that a hell exists down there, like we used to find it in the fantasy book of Dante Divina Comedia? So who believes in comedy? We get the impression that many old-timers still hold on to the churches and to Christian culture and family values as Christianity promotes them.