In the wake of Ferguson, U.N. condemns U.S. racism pages 6 – 8 September 4, 2014 | Vol. 5 No. 21 Milwaukee’s major food groups Three locally owned restaurant groups spice up dining scene page 23 4 Legally challenged 10 Does gender matter? 14 Sam heads to Dallas 22 Saving face 26 Ready to pour? Appeals court justices grill Leading an uncharted Cut by the St. Louis Rams, Long-acting cosmetic Wisconsinites love their anti-equality lawyers on political path, two women the NFL’s first out gay filler turns back time by brew, and there’s no Wisconsin’s and Indiana’s top the state’s fall election player is picked up by the replacing facial volume better time to enjoy it gay marriage bans. ballot or the first time. Cowboys’ practice squad. lost to aging. than Okwwtoberfest. 2 WISCONSINGAZETTE.COM | September 4, 2014 News with a twist WiGWAG By Lisa Neff, Matthew Reddin, Louis Weisberg GNOME GATE of the time — than other country into Miami, Missouri, Nugent said liber- TV before well before the center are given specialized The Socialist Party of women. and prosecutors als should be held respon- masses. treatment, including private Austria says about 400 believe he may have sible because they keep rooms and additional food, garden gnomes placed WITH FRIENDS LIKE had a hand in orga- “repeating the nonsense CLAss OF 2018 when they’re believed to be ahead of elections in THAT... nizing the transport of 10 that more ‘reasonable’ gun Beloit College in late pregnant, and experts say western Austria went Florida Gov. Rick Scott other Cubans at the price of control laws will stop street August released its annual particularly clever pandas missing. The figu- has pulled a re-election $12,500 per person. savages from getting their College Mindset List for the learn to simulate pregnan- rines disappeared campaign advertise- hands on guns and killing new freshman class. Most of cies so they can keep their from lampposts ment after learning QUITE THE SECRET each other.” He also said the new class of 2018 were perks longer. No word yet if used in the party’s that the man who INGREDIENT Barack Obama “believes born in 1996, have always the panda father’s yet been campaign. The fin- endorses him in it was File this under “ways not fanning the embers of rac- had The Daily Show to set told to cancel the child sup- gers were point- convicted of human to smuggle drugs.” U.S. cus- ism will keep black Ameri- them straight and rarely port payments. ing at the People’s smuggling, The Miami toms officers found about cans squarely in the corner have heard the term “bipar- Party, which denied Herald reports. 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Pandas at Find more WiGWAG. more often — 74.7 percent girls from the Caribbean Michael Brown in Ferguson, and watched a projector the Sichaun zoo’s breeding wisconsingazette.com WISCONSINGAZETTE.COM | September 4, 2014 3 4 WISCONSINGAZETTE.COM | September 4, 2014 Appeals court justices grill anti-equality lawyers Wisconsin, Indiana marriage bans move to next legal level By Lisa Neff His presentation was interrupted by Staff writer Posner, who read through a list of difficulties Judges scoffed at defenders of Indiana that children of same-sex couples can face and Wisconsin bans on same-sex because their parents cannot legally marry marriage and bristled at their outdated, and then asked Fisher to identify a societal flawed arguments for continuing to deny benefit of barring same-sex marriage that equal rights to gays and lesbians in the trumps the harm posed to children whose Midwestern states during an appeals court parents are denied legal standing. hearing on Aug. 26 in Chicago. Fisher responded, “All this is a reflection A crowd began to assemble on the of biology. Men and women make babies, federal plaza the evening before the three- same-sex couples do not. …We have to have member panel of the Seventh Circuit Court a mechanism to regulate that, and marriage of Appeals heard oral arguments in equality is that mechanism.” cases from Indiana and Wisconsin. A ruling from the court is expected this Defending the constitutional amendment fall, probably in October, but challenges approved by voters in 2006 to the skeptical could be taken as high as the U.S. Supreme panel, Wisconsin assistant Attorney Court, which already has been asked to hear General Timothy Samuelson repeatedly three other equality cases — from Utah, cited “tradition.” Oklahoma and Virginia. PHOTO: AP Photo/CHARLES REX ARBOGAST He didn’t seem to persuade any of the “Courts across the country have ruled in VERY APPEALING: ACLU attorney Ken Faulk, center, talks to reporters surrounded by judges. favor of love, freedom and justice for same- plaintiffs and supporters of gay marriage on Aug. 26 in Chicago. Judge Richard Posner, appointed by sex couples, and we’re hopeful that this Republican President Ronald Reagan in court will affirm our plaintiffs’ commitment 1981, said he was reminded that proponents to each other,” said Camilla Taylor, marriage a stay on the ruling pending an appeal. The Constitution, including the conservative of laws barring interracial marriage also project director for Lambda Legal. “The legal procession to county clerks’ offices ended Republicans who form the majority on the cited “tradition.” That, Posner said, was a precedent for striking down discriminatory as Wisconsin Attorney General J.B. Van bench. tradition that got swept away. marriage bans is growing almost every week Hollen prepared his appeal. The ACLU and the ACLU of Wisconsin As for prohibitions against same- and with each victory, Indiana’s ban on represented the same-sex couples in the sex marriage, Posner said such bans are marriage for same-sex couples becomes VAN HOLLen’S ‘concern’ Wisconsin marriage case, known as Wolf v. based on a “tradition of hate ... and savage increasingly unjustifiable.” In a statement after the appeals court Walker and filed in federal court in February. discrimination” of gays. Officials with the ACLU said the same for hearing, Van Hollen said, “My duty to The ACLU of Indiana and Lambda Legal Samuelson, during his 20 minutes before Wisconsin’s amendment reserving marriage support and defend the Constitution is represent the same-sex couples challenging the court, struggled to offer specific reasons for a man and a woman, a measure that was not limited. I am increasingly concerned Indiana law. for banning gays from marrying and seemed declared unconstitutional by a federal judge about the federal government’s reach into, “Some of our plaintiffs are advanced in to welcome a yellow light signaling his in early June. Civil rights attorneys maintain if not domination of, powers guaranteed age, some have children, and some are allotted time was up. that barring same-sex couples from to the states and the people in the 10th battling extreme medical circumstances.