<p>Is a good neighbour someone you rarely see? Is a good neighbour a family without pets? Is a good neighbour someone who just moved in? Is a good neighbour reading the same newspaper as you? Is a good neighbour important to you? Is a good neighbour your friend on Facebook? Is a good neighbour active in your local community? Is a good neighbour slower or faster than you? Is a good neighbour a reminder of how things used to be? Is a good neighbour someone who would never complain? Is a good neighbour genderless? Is a good neighbour someone who makes you feel at home, while you listen to low voices through the wall? Is a good neighbour a woman in love, humming as she prepares a meal for her girlfriend? Is a good neighbour the homeless guy next to you? Is a good neighbour someone with no WiFi password and a strong signal? Is a good neighbour a person who has never thrown a party? Is a good neighbour someone with a bigger family than yours? Is a good neighbour wearing headphones? Is a good neighbour a man with a gun to protect his property? Is a good neighbour richer or poorer than you? Is a good neighbour older than you, with a different sense of rhythm—over there, the turntable visibly spinning, while you’re wireless? Is a good neighbour leaving you alone? Is a good neighbour someone who collects your mail when you’re on holiday? Is a good neighbour just one of those sentimental childhood memories? Is a good neighbour someone who just moved out? Is a good neighbour from a neighbouring country? Is a good neighbour an elderly widow who seldom goes out? Is a good neighbour willing to babysit your 5-year-old? Is a good neighbour someone who has a “Close The Borders” sticker on his car? Is a good neighbour a collector of odd items displayed in her window? Is a good neighbour cooking for you when you’re sick? Is a good neighbour tuned in to the same channel as you, watching from a sofa almost like yours, bought from a similar chain store? Is a good neighbour just some shadows cast on the rolled-down blinds next door? Is a good neighbour a champion of good taste? Is a good neighbour patiently listening to the same story that you’ve told so many times before? Is a good neighbour signing the petition against the landlord raising the rents once again? Is a good neighbour someone who leaves his shoes outside the door? Is a good neighbour someone who lives the same way as you? Is a good neighbour too much to ask for? Is a good neighbour a stranger you don’t fear?</p>