<p>Wash hands Commercial</p><p>Susan: Yes it was ordered on Thursday and shipped out</p><p>Ben: Good morning Susan! Looking good!</p><p>Susan: Yes I’d say he’s a walking pandemic</p><p>Ben: Morning</p><p>Ben: Bob can I get those numbers?</p><p>Bob: Quite frankly…he scares me</p><p>Coworker: Ben was my accountant for 15 years</p><p>Ben: Gentlemen!</p><p>Coworker: Very scary stuff, very scary stuff</p><p>Ben: Alright guys! Union five right here.</p><p>Coworker laughs</p><p>Announcer: Four out of five guys wash their hands. Can somebody talk to the fifth guy?</p><p>Coworker: Makes me a little uncomfortable</p><p>Cough into arm Commercial</p><p>Female coworker: Like, like like that. That’s what we keep telling him. </p><p>Sneezes, coughs</p><p>Ben: Bob, how was the trip?</p><p>Imitates cough</p><p>Female coworker: Whats that? Who does that?</p><p>Coughs</p><p>Ben: She’s hot for me.</p><p>Sick at work Commercial Ben: Sick? Yeah, fever, aches, pains. But…I ahem! Never take sick days.</p><p>Boss: Another graph there. You know, your part is covered here we got it covered if you want to go. </p><p>Ben: It’s kind of a record really, five years, no sick days.</p><p>Boss: Meet our new employee John</p><p>Sneezes</p><p>Ben: Welcome aboard.</p><p>Boss: How would I describe Ben to you? Um…The next black plague. They’re gonna say how did that happen? Was it rats? No, it was Ben over at amalgamated. Responsible for the death of Europe.</p><p>Jeff: I’m thinking about asking to get some plastic wrap put around over there. </p><p>Jeff (in fake high-pitched voice): Hello Ben this is Officer Fairchild at the fire department. We need you to evacuate as soon as possible. </p><p>Ben: Evacuation? Now? </p><p>Jeff (in fake high-pitched voice): Uh huh, please.</p><p>Ben: Jeff, this is you isn’t it?</p><p>Jeff (in fake high-pitched voice): No!</p><p>Boss: Sure, I love it when my employees are dedicated and want to come to work. But you gotta draw the line. </p>