<p>September 8, 2014: Volume XX – Issue 1</p><p>WELCOME TO THE FALL SESSION!</p><p>8-ball teams Tri-Cup tournament will take place at 1:00 on Sunday, September 21st at Fat Cat's Billiards.</p><p>NEW DIVISION STARTS THIS WEDNESDAY! Our new Hendersonville 8-ball division begins this week at 7:00pm! We already have a good number of folks signed up, but there is room for a few more. Come on down to The Panther's Paw on Wednesday to play in the new division! </p><p>THIS WEEK’S BOUNTY HUNT: Patti Graves from “Ball Breakers” – there’s a bounty on your head this week. Play and win your match this Wednesday and your match is free! If her opponent (the bounty hunter) wins, then the bounty hunter plays for free! </p><p>SENIORS ONLY 8-BALL DOUBLES DIVISION! Due to popular demand, we will be starting a seniors-only 8-ball division. This is a brand new format: scotch doubles 8-ball teams! One team will qualify for the National Doubles Team 8-Ball Championship in Las Vegas next year! Players can sign up or teams can register on Friday, October 3rd at 1:00pm at Fat Cat's Billiards. Seniors in Blue Ridge APA can start as young as age 55.</p><p>WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!?!? I've heard them all... reasons why someone didn't play as well as they had hoped. Introducing a humorous new section of our newsletter called “What's Your Excuse?!?!?” where we highlight a different excuse every week. The TRUTH is that we should all play our best with a positive attitude, good sportsmanship, and without the lame excuses! But here's this week's funny little excuse:</p><p>“I'm hungry. I can't play when I'm hungry and I can't eat while I play!”</p>