<p> Famous Quotes Famous Sayings “Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect.” “I hear, and I forget. I see, and I remember. I do, and I understand.” Chinese proverb “Mathematics is the queen of the sciences and number theory is the queen of mathematics.” -Carl Friedrich Gauss “Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries; for mathematics, the cultural world is one country.”- David Hilbert “If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.” ~John Louis von Neumann</p><p>“Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.” ~Albert Einstein “Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.” ~Author Unknown</p><p>“Mathematics - the unshaken Foundation of Sciences, and the plentiful Fountain of Advantage to human affairs.” ~Isaac Barrow</p><p>“The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple.” ~S. Gudder</p><p>“Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics.” ~Dean Schlicter</p><p>“I used to love mathematics for its own sake, and I still do, because it allows for no hypocrisy and no vagueness....” ~Stendhal (Henri Beyle), The Life of Henri Brulard</p><p>“Pure mathematics is the world's best game. It is more absorbing than chess, more of a gamble than poker, and lasts longer than Monopoly. It's free. It can be played anywhere - Archimedes did it in a bathtub.” ~Richard J. Trudeau, Dots and Lines</p><p>“Mathematics is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.” “Obvious is the most dangerous word in mathematics.” -- E.T. Bell “Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics." “But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.” -- Tom Lehrer “Mathematics is the door and key to the sciences.” “Every good mathematician is at least half a philosopher, and every good philosopher is at least half a mathematician.” “Mathematics is the queen of the sciences and number theory is the queen of mathematics. “ “What we know is not much. What we do not know is immense.” “Let no one ignorant of geometry enter here.” “The science of pure mathematics may claim to be the most original creation of the human spirit.” “Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong.” “Logic is invincible because in order to combat logic it is necessary to use logic.” - Pierre Boutroux “Mathematics is the Queen of Science, and Arithmetic the Queen of Mathematics. “- C. F. Gauss</p><p>ALGEBRA QUIZ Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q" Teacher: "You're Welcome." FEAR Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. Q: What caused the big bang? A: God divided by zero. Oops!</p>