Abstract UW04 Snow White, Cinderella and Belle and a Bottle of Vodka UW04 Once upon a starry night, there was an a cappella concert and a small after-party thrown by three dwarfs. Snow White, Cinderella, and Belle joined them. Everyone had a lovely time. After the party though, Bashful found that something had gone missing – a fairly full bottle of Vodka. The dwarfs went to other members of the dorm to ask and see if they had seen anyone suspicious leaving the dorm. Their replies were that they saw Snow White and Cinderella leaving the dorm with a bottle of Vodka. Upon returning to the cottage, the dwarfs decided that a confrontation had to be made. So they called up Snow White and left a message stating politely that they would like to discuss the missing bottle. After a bit of contemplation, the dwarfs called Cinderella’s castle to see if the women had gone there. They had a short chat about if Snow White, Cinderella, and Belle had taken the vodka, with denial of stealing by Cinderella on behalf of the three of them, while there was a lot of laughter – both male and female voices – in the background. The dwarfs were not convinced that there was no wrongdoing on the part of Cinderella and her friends. The dwarfs decided that a face to face confrontation might be more productive, so they traveled across the forest to Cinderella’s castle. The scene in Cinderella’s room clarified the situation. A group of people, including some gentlemen from a visiting a cappella group, were sitting around enjoying their new bottle of vodka. After asking if the vodka was stolen, Belle answered with a shrug and a nod. After consulting with the Hall Advisor, the three dwarfs decided that the three princesses should turn themselves into the Honor Board head within 48 hours. A social hearing was held to clear-up the confusion about exactly who had taken the vodka – Belle first said that it was one of the visiting gentlemen, then that she was not involved. The Honor Board resolved that Snow White, Cinderella, and Belle were all required to write a letter of apology and attend a confrontation workshop. The gentlemen visitors are not allowed back on campus. .