- 1 - HALLOWEEN OPENING Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love When the night wind howls Can I just make some more romance in the chimney cowls, with you, my love And the bat in the moonlight flies, - o - And inky clouds, Like funeral shrouds, I took my troubles down to Madame Sail over the midnight skies Ruth You know that gypsy with the When the footpads quail gold-capped tooth At the night-bird's wail, She's got a pad down on Thirty- And black dogs bay at the moon, Fourth and Vine Then is the spectres' holiday – Selling little bottles of Then is the ghosts' high-noon! Love potion number nine Ha! Ha! I told her that I was a flop with For then is the ghosts’ high-noon! chics Ha! Ha! I've been this way since 1956 High noon, She looked at my palm and she Then is the ghosts’ high-noon! made a magic sign She said "What you need is - o - Love potion number nine" Well, it's a marvellous night for a She bent down and turned around moondance and gave me a wink With the stars up above in your She said "I'm gonna make it up eyes right here in the sink" A fantabulous night to make It smelled like turpentine, it romance looked like Indian ink 'Neath the cover of October skies I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I And all the leaves on the trees took a drink are falling To the sound of the breezes that I didn't know if it was day or blow night And I'm trying to please to the I started kissing everything in calling sight Of your heart-strings that play But when I kissed a cop down on soft and low Thirty-Fourth and Vine He broke my little bottle of And all the night's magic seems to Love Potion Number Nine whisper and hush And all the soft moonlight seems - o - to shine in your blush - 2 - I was working in the lab late one Out from his coffin, Drac's voice night did ring When my eyes beheld an eerie Seems he was troubled by just one sight thing For my monster from his slab He opened the lid and shook his began to rise fist And suddenly to my surprise And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist" He did the mash He did the monster mash It's now the mash ... etc. The monster mash It was a graveyard smash Now everything's cool, Drac's a He did the mash part of the band It caught on in a flash And my monster mash is the hit of He did the mash the land He did the monster mash For you, the living, this mash was meant too From my laboratory in the castle When you get to my door, tell them east Boris sent you To the master bedroom where the vampires feast Then you can mash ... etc. The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes HALLOWEEN THEME MEDLEY They did the mash ... etc. If your mansion house needs The zombies were having fun haunting just call Rentaghost The party had just begun We've got spooks and ghouls and The guests included Wolf Man freaks and fools at Rentaghost Dracula and his son Hear the Phantom of the Opera sing a haunting melody The scene was rockin', all were Remember what you see is not a digging the sounds mystery but Rentaghost Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds At your party be a smarty and The Puffin-baggers were about to hire Rentaghost arrive If you want a fright climb the With their vocal group, "The spooky heights with Crypt-Kicker Five" Rentaghost You can let our spirits move you, They played the mash ... etc. and for fun play ghostman's knock - 3 - Because we aim to shock, we hope They're creepy and they're kooky you knees will knock, that's Mysterious and spooky Rentaghost They're all together ooky The Addams family Let me say the most terrific simple ghosts, not scientific Strange ... Deranged … May be supernatural ghoulies of The Addams family the day Heavy footsteps in your attic - o - means a spectre telepathic Is descending just to spirit you If there's something strange away, Ya-a-a-ay! In your neighborhood Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! We are extraordinary fellahs here If there's something weird at Rentaghost And it don't look good To be another Uri Geller come to Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! RRRRentaghost For a biography we've ghost I’m afraid of no ghost writers I’m afraid of no ghost And not forgetting a ghost script An apparition quipped from deep If you're seeing things inside a crypt, ring Rentaghost Running through your head An apparition quipped from deep Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! inside a crypt, ring An invisible man Rentaghost! Sleeping in your bed Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! - o - I’m afraid of no ghost They're creepy and they're kooky I’m afraid of no ghost Mysterious and spooky They're all together ooky The Addams family Their house is a museum Why build a wall ‘round a When people come to see 'em graveyard They really are a scream When nobody wants to go in? The Addams family Why build a wall ‘round a graveyard Neat ... Sweet ... Petite When nobody want to go out? . So get a witch's shawl on So, why build a wall ‘round a A broomstick you can crawl on graveyard We're gonna pay a call on When nobody wants to go in? The Addams family - 4 - With her head tucked underneath See that moon, her arm she walks the bloody Hear that tune, Tower Moaning, groaning, Oh! so scary, With her head tucked underneath Through the lonely cemetery, her arm at the midnight hour Shapes of white, She comes to haunt King Henry she Fill the night, means to give him what for Swinging, swaying, playing, Gad Zooks, she's going to tell him prancing, off for having spilt her gore Ghostly goblins gaily dancing, And just in case the headsman wants to give her an encore Skip and hop, She has her head tucked Never stop, underneath her arm. From the place where they've been hiding, With her head tucked underneath Slipping, sliding, they come her arm she walks the bloody gliding, Tower Short and tall, With her head tucked underneath See them allm her arm at the midnight hour Shake like gelatin, at that Along the draughty corridors for skeleton rag. miles and miles she goes She often catches cold, poor thing, Oh, that Skeleton Rag! it's cold there when it blows That goblin drag! And it's awfully awkward for the It sounds so weepy, creepy, solemn, Queen to have to blow her serious; nose See them wiggle and wag, With her head tucked underneath Singing, "We're dead ones come to her arm. life, Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! Oh, that Skeleton Rag! With her head tucked underneath They swell it and brag. her arm she walks the bloody About their epitaphs with laughs Tower delirious, With her head tucked underneath At some ghostly gag, her arm at the midnight hour In that moany, groany, bony One night she caught King Henry, Skeleton Rag. he was in the canteen bar Said he, 'Are you Jane Seymore, Ann Boleyn or Catharine Parr? For how sweet san fairy ann do I know who you are With your head tucked underneath your arm.’ - 5 - Look out for the goblin man, Lately there's nothing but That ragtime goblin man, trouble, grief and strife Look out for the hook in his hand, There's not much attraction about That great big hook in his hand, this bloomin' life There he is, there he is, there he Last night I dreamt I was bloomin' is, there, well dead See his eyes, see his eyes, see his As I went to the funeral, I eyes glare, bloomin' well said, Mister bugaboo, if he catches you, He’ll beat you, then he’ll eat you, Look at the flowers, bloomin' great Run, run, just as fast as you can, orchids From the ragtime goblin man Ain't it grand … etc, Hide, hide, or he’ll give you a ride Look at the corfin, bloomin' In his ragtime van great 'andles Look out, look out Ain't it grand … etc, Just hear him shout I was so 'appy to think that I'd Look out, look out popped off For the rag, rag, rag, ragtime I said to a bloke with a nasty, goblin man 'acking cough Look at the black 'earse, bloomin' great 'orses Ain't it grand … etc, I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lips. Look at the bearers, all in their I take a healthy bite frock coats From your dainty fingertips. Ain't it grand … etc, My joy would be complete, dear, And look at their top 'ats, If you were only here, polished with Guinness But still I keep your hand Ain't it grand … etc, As a precious souvenir. Some people there were praying for me soul The night you died I cut it off. I said, "It's the first time I've I really don't know why. been off the dole" For now each time I kiss it Look at the mourners, bloomin' I get bloodstains on my tie.