THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC diamond jiJuUe ^ea^ — 1867- f9^2 Undefeated Irish Golfers Host to 45th National Collegiate Tourney #:s2isSffSr Left to right: Rev. George Holderith, C.S.C, Coach, William Fisher, Capt. Bill Wilsori, Thomas Nash, William Moorehead, Gene Fehlig, and John Harrigan. Volume 76 JUNE 12, 1942 Number 2 the early '30's as an exchange student at Columbia University.... A rumor clinic has been set up at Indiana University as part of the school's war information COLLEGE PARADE center.... Construction began last week JOHN A. LYNCH on the Robinson, Laboratory at Ohio State where funds amounting to $167,000 have been authorized for research work related to the war effort The Boston Nick Lamberto, '38 3-0548 College class of '40 has recently pre­ Deep from the heart of Texas has "Hello. Yes, this is Dillon. Who in the sented the school with a statue of "Our come the anniversary issue of Fomi One, hall do you want?" Lady of the Heights" for the Library the Randolph Field cadet publication. Its facade.;.. Students of St. Mary-of-the- editor at the time of publication was Woods have on occasion broadcast to Roman N. "Nick" Lamberto, Notre Dame I Lived In Badin South America from WBOW in Terre '38. June 1, however, Nick Avas trans­ Two screwballs took a walk in the Haute. -... The Universities of Rochester ferred from the "West Pomt of the Air" woods. By the time they decided to turn and Purdue produced the winning and to Ellington Field at Houston where he back, they knew it would be impossible second place glee clubs in the recent is taking t\\Tn-engine training. to reach home before dark, so they had Fred Waring contest Students at We would like to quote the last lines of to sleep in the woods. Looking around, Ball State Teachers College are giving Nick's closing editorial, lines we know each found an iron pole on which to up some of their rooriis to the local hos­ are in the hearts of us all. sleep. The next morning one screwball pital in cooperation with the war pro­ "And now, we look ahead to the future. said, "I'm stiff as a board from sleeping gram training of additional student We've got a job to do and we're going on that pole." -nurses. to do it." • "Oh, I'm not," replied the other, "I put straw in mine." Spring Cleaning Heaven Can Wait —Exchange Many times we have been warned The girls of Georgian Court decided about the evils of anything stronger than in a recent poll of the school that the H.,0, milk, "coke," or an occasional man of their dreams must have a |3,500 You're In The Clover, Rover ginger-ale. This antiquated, "gone-the- per year income, plan a Mexican honey­ The Broadway theatrical agent was rounds" confession merely forces the moon, and carry his bride across the awakened by a phone call at 4 a.m. point home again: threshold of a dignified colonial home. "I talk," said the voice on the other They prefer Buicks, the Biltmore, * the end. I had 12 bottles of whiskey in my cel­ New York Times, Walter Pidgeon, Tom­ "AVhat do you mean, you talk?" lar and my wife told me to empty each my Dorsey, and Pepsi-Cola among other "I want a job on the stage. I talk," and every bottle into the sink, or else! things. That's only a sample of what can persisted the voice. So I said I Avould and proceeded with happen when a college girl starts to "What makes you think that you can the monstrous task. think. get a job on the stage jiist because you I withdrew the cork f"rom the first —^Holy Cross Tonmhaivk talk?" asked the angry agent. bottle,.and poured the liquor down the • "I'm a dog," the voice answered. sink, with the exception of one glass —Carroll Prospector Early to bed which I drank. I extracted the cork from And early to rise the second bottle and did likewise, with And your girl goes out the exception of one glass which I drank. Then I drew the cork from the third With other guys. On The Other Hand bottle, and emptied the good old booze • Princeton student Anthony Duke, of. down the sink with the exception of one the Duke tobacco family, has an allowr bottle wliich I drank. I pulled the cork Max Get's The Axe ance of $80 a day.... Harvard's endow­ from the fourth sink, and poured the In the Minnesota Daily Max Shulman ment Avould furnish every man, woman bottle down the glass which I drank. I of the "Sauce for the Gander" column and child in the United States with a, pulled the sink out of the next glass and tells of the uncredited popularity a past one-dollar bill.... The Wayne University poured the bottle down the cork, which column of his has gained throughout the - College of Medicine, Detroit, has received I drank. I pulled the next bottle from country. This certain draft, it seems, a grant of $10,000 from the W. K. Kel­ the cork, and drank one sink of it, and ran in the Daily of April, 13, 1941 and logg foundation.... Dr. Janet Aiken, poured, the rest,down the bottle, and concerned itself with a draftee's dilem­ English teacher in Brooklyn College, drank the glass. Then I corked the glass mas at camp, the original idea having refused to register'for sugar ration­ Avith the bottle, sinked the drink, and come from a draftee's letter to friend ing holding that registration is regi­ drank the pour. Max. mentation. At the University of As time limped on the column in Avhole California a 21-year-old American- When I had emptied everything out, or in part appeared in many publications born Japanese student is the scholas­ I steadied the house with one hand and of other schools, most often without tic leader of his graduating class of counted the bottles, corks and glasses^ credit" to Max's artistry. The climax was 4,800 The University, of Michigan with the other which were 29. To be sure, reached, however, when the_ Chicago medical school has given 104 of its staff I counted again, when they came around Daily Tim^s awarded a prize to some members to the armed forces Courses and I had 74. And as the house went by, soldier who submitted the colunm in a in Russian are now offered at Harvard I counted them again, and finally I had draftee hiimor contest, and .the New and Cornell, while Moroccan Arabic is all the houses, and the sinks, and the York.PM chose it as the best draftee taught at Pennsylvania Baron Ulrich bottles, and the corks, and glasses writing of the year arid gave somebody Frieherr von Gienanth, until, recently counted, except one house and sink, a prize.for it. called the head df. the Gestapo in this which I drank. The Notre Dame Scholastic ' Entered as second-class matter at Notre Dame, Indiana. Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage. Section 1103, Oct. 3, 1917. Authorized Jime 25, 191S. Volume 76 JUNE 12, 1942 No. 2. 45th National Collegiate Golf Tournament June 21 Undefeated Notre Dame Golf Team Plays Host at the Classy South Bend Country Club Course The greatest amateur golf show of other preliminary feature. Following tion in 1931 in which the team finished 1942 will open next Sunday (June 21) this match, the annual driving con­ third and Captain Larry MoUer was on the Chain O'Lakes course of the South test will conclude the pre - tournament medalist, continuing his hot pace until Bend Country Club and vnll continue for events. Monday has been designated as he was nosed out in the final round. seven days. Notre Dame is host to this Notre Dame-South Bend Country Club the 45th competition of the National Col­ day and Tuesday will be Intercollegiate 1941 Champion to Defend Title legiate Association individual and team day, honoring the undergraduate com­ golf championships. petitors in the tournament. Leading the field, which promises to be one of the most brilliant in tourna­ This well known tournament is the The proceeds of the tournament will ment history, will be Earl (Red) Stew­ iirst nation-wide competition of its kind go. to the Navy Relief fund. The Navy art, the 1941 champion. Stewart, last ever held at the University and is the will also have at least one representative year, in leading Louisiana State Univer­ first big event to be held in observance in the tournament. Ensign Wade Knipp, sity to second place in the team stand­ of Notre Dame's centennial celebration. former Purdue University star and ings was the outstanding golfer of the "With the cancellation of the National champion, has received special permis­ tournament. He not only won the indi­ Amateur and the Public Links, this, sion from Captain H. P. Burnett, U.S.N., vidual championship but also won the year's championship has become the Commander of the Notre Dame Naval driving contest and the medal. His medal only national amateur tournament of the Station, to represent Purdue in the tour­ score of 142 set a new qualifying record year. Thus the tournament has even nament. for the meet. The L.S.U. star's opponent greater value as one of the big events in the final round, Ray Brownell of Stan­ of Notre Dame's centenary.