Pirate Insult Generator! brought to you by PlayingWithPlays.com Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 scurvy Hornswaggling hearties hog-sweating Coaming black spot mud-spewing hook-lover dungbie blitherin Davy Jonesing Hempen halter fish-feeding scuttling Abaft Just take one word from Column 1, then Column 2, shark-punching spewing barnacle and then Column 3. And put some bitterness in piratey 3 sheets to the wind Cackle fruit bedraggled narwhal-smelling Duffle the way you say it, with a nice scowl too…..and plait bearded poop deck Holystone maybe some evil eyes, yeah….that will work! And half-breathed face-stabbed Monkey jacket if you have a cutlass, point that at them too!!! duck-knee'd scar-faced Orlop thumb-suckin' dung munchin Coxswain STARTER PHRASES: pig-faced jelly-boned Flibustier ahoy you… lard-brained baboon-smelling bilge rat walk the plank you… snivelin' slimy Landlubber yo, ho, ho, you… hornswaggling wiggly Freebooter yarr, you… daft broadsiding Powder monkey Shiver me timbers, you… bilge-drinking rum-running matey blimey, you… chimp-faced conch-smelling gibbet Listen, bucko, you… fathom-head killick-brained Jolly Roger fork-faced rope's-ending man-o-war bilge-sucking flogging old salt keelhauling grog-drinking Scallywag loot-stealing marooning seadog squiffy plundering shark-bait cutlass-swinging mutiny-starting coghead ell-smelling deck-swabbing cockroach whale-breathing brisket-eating son of a sea cook rat-eating ship-sinking crud bucket swashbucklin' timber-rattling bat-spit kracken-smelling bilge-swimming maggot pustulant mangy snot-rag chain-dragging pox-ridden squid and remember… dead men tell no tales! Robert Louis Stevenson -author of Treasure Island PlayingWithPlays.com.