4$ SHE FINISHED HER DRINK \ BROOKLYN TO LEAD SECOND DIVISION BIG LEAGUES’ RAID Fifty Years Had Intervened but the Courteous Old Gentleman Came to the Rescue. Soon Begin to Grab Up Minor Baseball Stars. III STATES It was at a reception of the twen- tieth kind that the white- UNQCD century haired man and the lltle old lady with Many Here Afflicted With Odd the point lace collar were chatting In Average Life of Professional Player In a stood. Prof. corner where the palms They Major Company Is But Four Ailment, Says to the day only be- belonged present Years—Game Has Advanced cause they lived In It and tried to Munyon. The Punishment Along Scientific Lines. Boy’s make Its Interests theirs, but when The boy who slips through life with- into the enjoyment of the drive. The you looked at the little old lady you One of the laws of organized profes- GREWSOME CREATURES out getting some sort of punishment— wrong way 1s to let him have the reins Immediately thought of lavender and sional baseball provides that between there is no such boy. Even if he and do as he will, until he does some- rose Jars. You knew also that the VERY May 20 and August 20 of each season COMMON, Bhould never do anything to require thing you do not want, and then go at white-haired man would kiss her fin- the 16 clubs which comprise the Amer- FINDS EXPERT. punishment—but no; why deal in pure him and beat him till his skin and his ger tips In deference when he left ican and National leagues can carry hypothesis? If he should be able to heart are sore and he grows weaiy her unless somebody from the modern but 25 players on their rosters. This escape all the vigilance committees and profane and would like to do throng restrained him, and you knew Many people In the United States are means that the with a The horse’s mis- he was to her In that during three most Im- afflicted queer disease, according that are after him, it would be solely something desperate. talking phrases Professor portant months of the campaign 400 to a statement yesterday by t because he is doing the punishing and takes are wholly due to the way his belonged to a day of gallantry that James M. Munyon. He made the follow- playerB are maintained on the salary remarkable and rather grewsome administering the discipline himself, driver has treated him and the latter had gone. ing lists of the statement: Good major league clubs. Of this and in secret; but we need not tarry deserves the beating. discipline Once during their chat the little "Many persons who come and write to number nearly one-sixth—66, to be ex- Jefferson over that rare, if not impossible, will save drubbing. lady tapped his arm with her fan. Just my headquarters at 53d and act—have been In the two Sts., Philadelphia, Pa., think they are the most solemn conclusion as playing specimen. Some divergence from It is my they always do in story books, and from a stomach trouble, principal organizations of the great suffering simple line of rectitude is inevitable, even that, in almost every case, the wrong- said: “Ah, but you're forgetting I’m when In reality they are the victims of "outdoor leagues" for eight years and an entirely different disease—that of ■when that line is clearly drawn by the doing of a boy that requires punish- an old woman. On the 21st day of more. After August 20 the big leagues tape worm. These tape worms are huge teaching, and attractively illuminated, ment could have been prevented by this very month I shall have been mar- Internal parasites, which locate In the will begin their annual raid on the upper bowel and consume a large per- the of those who have him the parents, and that they ought to ried fifty and she drew back by practise years!” stars in the minors. centage of the nutriment In undigested In charge. He cannot escape all his take the punishment themselves. They from him and looked Into his face food. They sometimes grow to a length When the rack and tear on phy- of forty to feet. One have a his So to have honor to volun- with that have sixty may monitors, including conscience. ought enough gentle blue eyes might tape worm never sique and mental powers by everyday for years and know must come, because, if tarily take it and let him know it, so belonged to her "The the cause of his or her 111 health. punishment granddaughter. for six months—the competition actual "Persons who are one there be no results of wrong-doing that he may have the moral effect of very first taste of champagne I ever suffering from playing season—Is taken Into consid- or these creatures become nervous, weak there can be no wrong-doing, and we seeing such a rare instance of nobil- had,” she went on, "was at a little and Irritable, and tire at the least ex- eration, this is a large percentage. ertlon. The have a fool world to live in. ity. There is still an altruistic element party I attended Just before my be- Bill Dahlen. tape worms rob one of am- Manager When It Is also realized that each bition and vitality and strength, but they Those who have him in charge have in suffering. trothal. I sipped a tiny bit from the are rarely fatal. some 600 odd ball are spring players “The » been nominated and elected to admin- But when punishment Is truly de- glass—and oh! It was good! Then, Now that Rucker. Barger, Bell and “We will do It with our pitcherB," victim of this disease is apt to taken south for spring training by believe that he Is suffering from cfironlc must first catch the it must be given and the oc- for some reason or other as I turned Scanlon are ball (or he says. “No team In the has stomach ister it; but you served, pitching good league these 16 trouble, and doctors for years same clubs, the percentage without relief. This hare before cooking it, and you must casion made an epoch in the life of aside, my glass was taken away and Brooklyn, Manager Dahlen la confi- anything on us In the box, and If we Is not the fault of grows the physicians he for an proportionately. consults, there Is find to be- the boy. It is not to be made end I never had the remainder of that de- dent that his team will lead the sec- were as strong elsewhere I would be no absolute actually something punish It has been said by those who have diagnosis that will tell posi- fore the is handed out to in itself, nor a matter of retribution, lightful drink.” And the little old ond division at the close o( the sea- talking pennant Instead of heading tively that one Is not a victim of tape punishment made a profession of baeeb&ti tor worm. him. It takes some sense to know nor anyone's vindication, but an edu- lady sighed in retrospect son. the second division.” years that the average life of the pro- "The most common symptom of this in whether cation to the boy. It must, first of all, The crowd In the room trouble Is an abnormal appetite. At with certainty, every case, reception fessional In the two player major times the person is ravenously hungry there has been what it bring him back to the line of rectitude moved closer and soon the two were wrong-doing, leagues Is four years. ThiB can read- and cannot get enough to eat. At other should from which he It must awa- absorbed It and times the very sight of food Is loathsome. deserves, how the punishment departed. by disappeared. DOYLE LOOKS LIKE VETERAN be understood when Is ily It recalled There Is a gnawing, faint sensation at he administered and what is the pur- ken in him, not alone a sense of the On the of the 21st of the morning how many athletes are drafted or pur- the pit of the stomach, and the victim is an intricate and of and truth, but a new month Cub’s at Third Base has headaches, fits of dizziness and nau- pose of it. So it majesty right two parcels were among the Chicago Playing chased these taken south by clubs, sea. He cannot sleep at night and often unusual when his desire to conform his life to it. mall delivered to the little of the Clinches Position for Him—Made problem presented lady and then fall to show caliber enough thinks he Is suffering from nervous pros- starts out to him. from the punishing must lace. One was an Excellent Start. tration. daddy punish Inseparable point a box containing to oust some seasoned veteran from "I have a treatment which has had Sometimes a boy looks impudent, be the effort to remove the occasion, a small golden spoon and with It the his regular berth, and are sent back to wonderful success In eliminating these accent and seems to and even the cause, of the offense for cards of as the baseball season has an irritating the white-haired man and Jimmy Doyle, the minor leagues. great creatures from the system. In the course of Its deserve attention on general princi- which it was inflicted.