. III)IVI15I:K I llC.l II.IC^I I l s Rob Zombie VOLLEYBALL Raises Hell at Copps ALL-STARS »rts m CAJJ. IT lEAAl HUMBER HELP Saving the crashed computer 9 Sptrts m. Who will be Prez? By Joe Moriana SAC Reporter campaigning entered full swing SACTuesday when candidates assembled in the student centre for the first of three public forums. Five presidential candidates, one vice- preadential candidate, and one Board of Govfemors (BoG) candidate took the podi- um to unveil their platforms to a modest turnout of 50 people. > Most promised to work harder for stu- dents by giving them greater representa- tion their - ',»^ ' - " and improving sodal and aca-" f r^ . Photo By Ryan Simfex demic experiences at Humber. David Gault, Raj Gogna, Corbie Kent, Edgardo Majarais, and Muhammad Virk fight for votes in the .See battle to represent students as SAC President. Council of Student Affairs budget and student funds New constitution CSA budget Where your money goes SAC Contingency proposed CSA Emergency Fund by SAC Athleti operations option of killing any student proposal by Student But CSA still voting as a block. Develoj SAC gets $27.10 per semester from weighing options the $62 each student forks over in stu- dent fees for a total of $697,000 a year CSAo Athletics gets $21.98. The CSA receives By Juanita Losch the other $12.92. Student Total: per seiffester . $nM News Reporter It is the latter that SAC has in its sights Total: for year as it attempts to negotiate a new consh- Development Fund each $12111 SAC is seeking greater autonomy tutional arrangement. from the Council of Student Affairs Also at stake is the allocation of a in a move which could put hun- $495,000 reserve fund managed by dreds of thousands of dollars into the CSA. $20,000, SAC has a report to help organ- Fox said conshtutional changes can hands of the student government. Judy Harvey, Dean of Student ize the conshtuhonal changes. take a long time, but quicker doesn't SAC president Tracy Boyer said her Services and CSA member, said she is Boyer said there is an overlap in the always mean better He added that it's government wants to incorporate into a confident negoHations will proceed. structure of the CSA and SAC which can important things are done properly new enhty which would have a free hand "It's too imf)ortant. We've put too somehmes mean too many hands dip- when the next year's group of SAC rep- to manage money which goes to the much hme in it now to abandon it," ping in the pot. She added that she is resentatives are elected this month. CSA. Harvey said. "I don't see it being aban- anxious for a change to be made. However, she cautioned it will take a doned." "1 really want something to happen See llistaclos couple of years to negohate the conshtu- Doug Fox, Director of the Athletics with this because 1 didn't want to spend tional reforms necessary to achieve Department and CSA member, said he $20,000 of students' money this year to greater independence from the CSA thinks an incorporated SAC would be a have nothing happen," Boyer said. which includes a conhngent of faculty. healthy change and that its impact on Maggie Hobbs, Director of Student When asked how much money SAC athlehcs would be minimal. Affairs, said SAC must do whatever is Talkjn^ to Hide Beaitr I'oods Miison stands to gain, Boyer responded: "It is "The SAA will be more accountable equitable for students, adding that she Mouth and the art of Datid Kemp very much in the air. It's what we can and will have a better profile," Fox said. remains neutral in the attempt to negoti- Lilesiyles negohate with them." During the negoHations, SAC devel- ate SAC's divorce from CSA. On Campus Sex toys hun The CSA has final say over some of oped a working name: HSF Inc. (Humber Boyer said SAC is not abolishing the and lames wilh / !iqh schools i SAC's and SAA's expenditures. The CSA Student Federation). CSA, but would like to see it act more as your mate ivokin ' up grades consists of 11 people in total: four college "We want to improve the structure an advisor that oversees such things as Editorials Health administrators, and seven student repre- and accountability from the bottom to elechons. Toxii toys and sentahves - six from Lakeshore and the top of the organizahon," Boyer said. 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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol nuiy cause an influx in the time-space continuum, ^vhere- by snuill (and sometimes large) may seem to disappear. WARNING: Consumption of alcol ally I CAUSE pregnancy. Rez gets CO detectors By Jack Tynan ' The CO detectors are being wired into the ceiling. further testing. ' '*"n Et Cetera Sti0 "They just went in, took about 10 minutes and hooked it 'They are the next generation of detectors," said Jeynes, ^tudente in Humber's residence can now breatlie easy. up. No problems," said Luke Schraa, a second-year who added that everything was insured by the contractor. Mechatronics student living in residence. Some students are still concerned about carbon monox- Four months after a law was passed requiring carbon Now students just have to hope their CO detectors ide. monoxide detectors to be installed in Toronto buildings, work. "Over the last few months, they were checking for car- residence is now being equipped. "They're in and the light's on; I guess they're working," bon monoxide with a meter and none was detected," The CO detectors are Iwing installed about six weeks said first-year Funeral Services student Jeff Allensen. Jeynes said. earlier than plarmed. Last week, a classroom demonstrahon at Seneca College "I think it's good news but they put them all on the ceil- Humber has hired a private contractor to install a detec- found a failure rate of 81% among 26 commonly-used car- ing and from what I hear CO stays within three feet of the tor in every room. bon monoxide detectors. ground so I don't know how much good that's gonna do "They are going into every unit in both buildings. It These test results, done by students, are not scienhfic me," Allensen said. should be just about done," said Gary Jeynes, Director of but raised concerns. Residence officials would nor comment on the installa- Physical Resources. Jeynes is confident that Humber's detectors will pass tion or possible flaws in the detectors. SAC executive forums a dry affair By Joe Moriana He added he wants to increase SAC Reporter student access to computers by improving SAACNET facilities. David Gault, a second- "Students don't realize the year business administra- power they have. The College is tion student, said he here to serve us," he said would make no promises to dras- "Just saying you're upset about tically amend budgets for student something isn't good enough, you fees and parking because they have to go one step further," he have already been set for next added. year Raj Gogna, a second-year As president, he said he would Marketing student, said he felt continue with current plans to qualified for the position of presi- implement an ombudsperson. dent given his business expertise in the areas of accounting and finance. News etc. During his emotionally charged speech, Gogna expressed NlllttsiiirMltl outrage over the college's The National Graduate approval of a 9.5 per cent tuiHon Register and Campus hike for next year Worklink have joined forces If elected, he said he'd to give students a better approach the BoG with a peHHon chance of finding a job after of student names and propose PMon) BY Ryan Simplr graduation.