Area places of worship, The Breeze page 3 James Madison University's Student Newspaper Vol. 84, Issue 2 Thursilau, August 31, 2006 Opinion, page 7 Sports, page 11 A&E, page 15 After Katrina: the status of the Are you ready for some * JMU grad Drew Gibson plays Gulf Coast one year later. football? JMU opens Saturday. at The Little Grill Collective. Pluto's Martial Artistic status in Taijutsu club jeopardy practices craft Planet could on the Quad be reclassifed in DOMINIC DrsMONn as a dwarf rtfU's tdilor B. MEGAN PARK If you're walking on the contributing wrilrr SI SAN si (MMbRI-T-J-Dl Quad between h and M p.m. contributing pholngraphrr and you notice a half do/en Alter years of debate itudtnts brandishing i arious between scientists and as- The FDA ruled that the Plan weapons, tossing each other tronomers over the status B morning after pill was safe and rolling on the grass, take a of Pluto, a historic turn ot for over-the-counter use. few guidelines with you. events has east the former hirst — don'l dare call plane! out into exile. them ninjas. Many an? shaken be- Second— insults, slights cause of the outcome. PlanB and drive-by jokes fall on deaf l-reshman Andrew Hi- ears lieb is shocked It blows mv And third — don't hesi- mind," he said And treslv approved tate tO stop and talk to the man Ivler Conla is unset members Of the Bujikan Budo — 'That's crap!" he said. laijutsu dojo, hut only after "It's always been a planet. for use they've finished their training. Mukec MOUSS can't name Steven O'l^ary, a senior, htodOg after I piece of space has bean In the organization rock." 'Morning-after' since he was a freshman He Freshman Michael Bow- usually dons a pair of black man has only one thing to pill OK'd for shin-length footgear called SB) '1 think that all planets tabi, and black pajama-like regardless ol color or else over the counter pants, which is part of an en- should be treated equally." tire outfit called gi. He might Hut one |VIL professor is look like someone portraying ■etting excited about all the BY K Mil KUXOOG a ninjl from an old martial fuss senior writer arts film, but he would refute ■date professor ol that description. He says being e.eoloe,\ Knk I l'\ le is excit- I he recent FDA decision to called a nin|a is an insult. Not ed no! so mud) because of approve the use of "Plan B," <i to him, but to the other real the exclusion of Pluto itself. form of emei'gency contracep- martial artists who have ac- (Nil because of what it means tion, for ovor-tho-counter use complished all the IK require- lor science in general has ignited a firestorm of turv ments needed to be called a " I he (International As- from opposition groups nmia I he martial art O'l.e.m tronomical UnlonJ has come \\\- .ire quit* distressed and the halt-dn/en-or-so mem- up with a solid definition ol this has been pushed through bers of his group praclue IS ,) a planet. (Me s.nci pre- |the FDA|," specific discipline within the viously the} had a work- said Janice Health famed and mysterious ninjutsu ing definition that was not C rouse, a Se- discipline. i.ones ntieraction nior Fellow Beat laijutsu, uhioh 01 rarv must orbit the Sun and have at Concerned said uuild have numerous sufficient gravity to pull it Women tor Vk meanings, is a form ot un- Into I sphere IMe added America, one armed combat that the new criterion added of the group* "Things have deeper mean- b) the IAI is that the planet spearheading ings,' O'Lean said rai|utsu must have cleared the area the opposition maani something like hod\ ol space around it. I his is movement. art. " 0*1 eary cautioned not to hototraphtr called "ruling its own or- "I don't think it should be put a label on it. bit." available it all,'' aaid sophomore Steven O'Leary. president of the JMU Taijutsu club, spars with fellow member Marlon Te during an afternoon practice session on the Quad. "Ai we had this word Laura Pearson "i htsrl it is simii.tr veAKTS. pagf 5 planet, it did not adequale- to .in abortion* like, 'oh. I mdde h deaf ribe w hat we called a mistake, I need to take care of Pluto, because it was differ- it." ent from the other planets, Man B. which contains ingre- Pyle said "So we needed ■ dients similar to those found in new word and we |now call birth control pills but in a higher it) d dwarl planet dosage, das beaut available to Currently, net mud) - women since 1MV4* with a pre- Parking prices on the rise known about the surface scription Hovsewr. some oppo- of Pluto because it i too nents ot I'lan B arc concerned that far ewe) and small Kir our eliminating the visit to a physi- Money needed Earth telescopes, said Pyle. cian to obtain I proscription mav PlutO is part.it what is called have adverse effects on women's to finance new the Kuipei Bell i ring health It is possihlo that women lestial bodies in the \icimtv wouldn't receive the testing Fos parking deck Ol Neptune, know n as trans sexually transmitted diseeM Neptunians. that the\ might otherwise gel i "|Pluto's| not big they had to go to a doctor for the nrwi edlUH enough," said freshman |ar- prcet ription. ed l.n lor "It's not massive I sine, this drug without | The 2ttXv'(l7 school yesi enough, because if Pluto's physician is not an advantage brines a lot bat k to the uraversH) a planet, then a whole lot ot to women, it is .1 disadvantage,' and Harnsonlmry, new students, other obiects should he plan said foaeph DeCook, vice presl n'lunline,ones, honvndoustrattu ets, too I here are at least dent of the Ameru .m ASSCM iation OH Pott Kcpuhln Road and what 70,000 of the bodies with dl ot Pro-Ute Obstetric lana and Gy- seams like M\ endless number ol ameters greater than 100 km, necologist! trios to Wal-Mart smong other according to David fewiN ot In a recent press release tbinj's the l nivenrity ol Hawaii In- found on the II )A's Web sit.-, the It also brings me leoond cost stitute tor Astronom) agency states that Plan n is safe Inc lease t«>r vehkle isgistmtton m ' I here is | certain in- ami effective in preventing preg- the last tWO \ears. ,i lull -tune HI ertia in the content ol text- nancv. But DeCook is worried nual permil coating (172 making books, P) le said I low ever. about what the lone, term side many |Ml students groan while the lAL's resolution was effects ot the drug mav be. asaaudiig through ihetr wallets greal for education, because "It has not been out long Howevet vehidc reglstrs science is about "how things enough tor us to know the lOM I \l\ SHOAMmlOf photograph* turn fees have a large effect on behave rather than what we term aids affects. I hey wont both parties involved I IK- effect call them be known tor another is to20 Parking passes like this one saw a price raise for the second consecutive year. The On students is t,nrlv obviOUS but IMe quoted William I >el ook said. hikes fund lighting, maintenance, salaries and the new $13.6 million parking deck. wh.it it does tor Parkuw Services, Penn to summarize his poini Despite the controversy, responstbh? for .ill vends ami ot ciew many women support the PDA I panong-related issues on can) "We press their mentor) History of vehicle registration fee increases: decision. Total commuter pus, is rnoreol a mystery too Boon and puzzle and •sum. 'times things happen lou.ina Moore, who over- strain and load them with 1998 99:50*. ol the established rate spots - 2,982 thai you don't run e i ontrol over sees Parking Sen Ices as tin- asso- rules to know grammar and you need to handle the situ 1999-00 100% of established rate ciate viOB ('resident tor business and rhetoric and a Strange ation before it escalates into I 2000 01: No increase Total resident Services, said Parking Services tongue or tWO that ten to Mggei problem," said graduate 2001 02: No increase cpots - 2,605 is an auvih.in enterprise ot the one mav never be useful to Mudenl litlain ( .riftin 2OO2'03: No increase untversit) 'As such, the said them !eac me. their natural Seniof Liza I>rurv, the co-co «■» flaijned parking M|PSrtdng Servkasl is entire!) genius to meaianlcal or nat- 2003 04: No increase ordinatorol the (Ml chapter ot spots in Patterson supported from the revenue it ural know ledge uru uitn at for Planned Parenthood, 2004 05 Increase aenerates No money is received ed which would be ot e.ro.it said, "Over-the-counter M COM 2005-06: No increase Street deck - 788 tn»rn theuimersiu use to them throughout the 2006 07- Increase due to construction of new parking deck whole tours,'ot their hv.es.' 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