
Hoppy Easter Jokes Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A: A funny bunny Q: What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has? A: Baby rabbits Q: What kind of book do baby rabbits like at bedtime? A: One with a hoppy ending Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A: A Hot Cross bunny Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? A: The re-tail store Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? A: Hareobics Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q: Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot Q: What do you call it when a rabbit has an accident with a knife? A: A hare cut Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? A: Just look for the gray hares Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? A: It has 4 rabbits’ feet Q: What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A: A harenet Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? A: An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A: Well, have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses? Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It's been nice gnawing at you @ r e c g y m p r o s Hoppy Easter Jokes Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A: 14 carrot gold Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? A: He was eggspelled! Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? A: He had to call an eggs-terminator Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days. Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop? A: A chocolate one! Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny Q: What do you call a mischievous egg? A: A practical yolker Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? A: He cracked up Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A: A receding hareline Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day Q: What do you call an egg from outerspace? A: An "eggs"tra-terrestial @ r e c g y m p r o s.
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