The magazine of: All Saints, Leighton Buzzard St. Nicholas, Hockliffe St. Michael’s, Eggington St. Michael and All Angels, Billington The Good Shepherd, Sandhills April 201 9 60p Inside: Fr Bernard: Easter Day and April Fools Spotlight on the Mothers’ Union Eco Church: Survey report Recorders and other music Plus News from the villages and Good Shepherd All Saints Leighton Buzzard Team Rector & Vicar of All Saints: All Saints Parish Office Vacancy from October 2018 All Saints Church, Church Square, The Vicarage, Leighton Buzzard LU7 1AE Pulford Road, LU7 1AB Open weekdays from 9am – 1pm Tel: 01525 381418 Curate: Website www.allsaintslb.org.uk Vacancy Email: [email protected] Facebook: All Saints Leighton Buzzard Team Vicars: Rev’d Noel McGeeney 01525 237633 Office Manager & Vicar’s PA Rev’d Dr. Bernard Minton 01525 372149 Jo Waller Rev’d Steve Marsh 01525 838450 Director of Music & Choir Master Associate Priests: Paul Dickens 01525 210210 Rev’d Wyn Jones 01525 373638 Canon Malcolm Grant 01525 372771 Young Adults Canon Don Brewin 01525 373644 James Legg 01525 379427 Diocesan Readers Free Will Offering Scheme Roger Collor 01525 376430 Tony Kempson 01525 756264 Geoffrey Huskisson 01525 757013 Sunday Saints Co-ordinator Molly Bowerman 01525 374186 Alison Dobbie 01525 759259 Geoffrey Marchant 01525 371797 Linda Morris 01525 371750 Mothers’ Union Branch Co-ordinator Tricia Humber 01525 381184 Janet Wenborn 01525 370987 Laurelin Burge 01525 371849 Tower Liaison Churchwardens Kevin Pughe 07402 233022 Nick Clarke 01525 234130 Margaret Birtles 07949 141211 Janet Wenborn 01525 370987 John Wallace 01525 375133 ACTIVE Youth Group Lindsay Bevis 01525 381418 PCC Secretary Mike Sharman [email protected] All Saints Preservation Trust 01525 217594 Head Verger 30, Hockliffe St, Leighton Buzzard LU7 1HJ Lindsay Bevis 01525 381418 E-mail: [email protected] Website: www.allsaintspreservationtrust.org Saints ALIVE: Items for publication to the Editors: Jo Waller & Julia Dickens, preferably by e-mail [email protected] Advertising: Nick Clarke, 01525 234130; [email protected] Distribution: Jenny Huskisson, 01525 757013; [email protected] This magazine may not be reproduced in any form without permission. We only use images which are in the public domain or for which we have permission. We are happy to discuss the matter where it is believed this may not be the case. Views and opinions expressed in Saints Alive do not necessarily reflect the views of the Editors, the parish, or the Church of England. 2 Easter Day and April Fools By Rev’d Bernard Minton Last year, Easter Day was the first of April, the Fools’ Day when, in the past, there was a temporary overturning of accepted morals, customs, and hierarchies. Peasants enjoyed a freedom that was normally restricted, while knowing that everything would go back to normal the day after. Easter Day is the day of God’s foolishness. It is a day when all our accepted knowledge and wisdom, all our sensible expectations and tidy rules, are overturned and made redundant. It is a day of profound and seismic chaos, a festival after which nothing has ever been or ever will be the same again. To send His beautiful, holy, loving and perfect Son to us spiteful, scared, and violent beasts, was foolish. To allow Him to be humiliated and torn apart was senseless. What is the point in such a wholesale surrender to the human and earthly forces of evil and decay? God simply gives in, willingly subjecting Himself to the mocking and scourging and hatred, for no goal whatsoever: it is a ridiculous thing that He came at all; much more that He let us do to Him whatever we liked. (Is it not also bleakly comic that the people leading the charge against Him were the ones who were waiting for Him most earnestly?) This is God’s foolishness, which we can’t begin to fathom or understand. The foolishness that loves beyond imagining or measure; that loves creatures and a creation that are not, and never can be, worthy of that love. A foolishness that overturns the sensible and the practical and the respectable. A foolishness in which any extreme of love is welcomed. A foolishness that embraces even pain, humiliation and death, embraces them as though they were welcome friends. A foolishness that thinks that disaster is a triumph. That says you must die in order to live. That death is victory. This is the Divine foolishness of wasteful, over-abundant, ridiculous love; bubbling forth without borders or margins or limits; never taking ‘no’ for an answer; letting nothing in any world get in His way. This is the foolishness that laughs in the face of death, that dances in the gates of hell, and mocks the pitiless entropy to which all things are heading. Because that is not where they are heading. Everything is overturned. Every rule and law of Science, or of power and authority. Everything we know is transformed; laughed and loved and danced into an unimaginable new life where foolishness is normal, and love reigns alone and supreme, in the topsy-turvy world of the New Kingdom. Bernard Minton 3 Our normal pattern of services across the Ouzel Valley Team All Saints St. Leonard’s, Heath & Reach Sundays Sundays 8am Holy Communion 8am Holy Communion 9.15am Parish Eucharist 11am Parish Communion 11.15am All Age Service: (1 st Sunday: Family Service) 1st Sunday: Messy Mass For details of other services please visit: 3rd Sunday: All Age Communion www.saintleonardschurch.com 11.15am Holy Baptism (2 nd & 4 th Sunday) 6pm Evening Worship St. Michael’s, Eggington 1st Sung Evensong, with augmented choir Sundays: st rd 2nd Said Evening Prayer 1 & 3 Sundays: 9.15am Parish Communion rd 3 Full choral Evensong followed by St. Michael’s and All Angels, Billington Benediction Sundays: th 4 Said Evening Prayer 11.15am Parish Communion Weekdays: Holy Communion St. Nicholas’, Hockliffe 7.30pm Tuesday Sundays: (Service of Healing on 3 rd Tuesday) 9.30am Parish Communion nd 12.00pm Wednesday (BCP on 1 st Wednesday) (2 Sunday: Family Communion) 10.00am Thursday (said with hymns) Plus Messy Church on an ad hoc pattern. 9.00am Saturday Shared Prayer: 6.15pm on alternate Thursdays. Morning Prayer: St. Hugh’s Chapel (Venues vary – please contact Nerissa Walters 9.00am Monday – Friday 01525 371615 for details). Evening Prayer: St. Hugh’s Chapel Good Shepherd, Greenleas School, Sandhills: 4.30pm Monday – Friday Sundays at 9.45am St. Barnabas, Linslade 1st & 3 rd : Communion Sundays 2nd : Messy Church 8am Said Eucharist 4th : All Age Worship 10am Parish Eucharist Service times may vary according to 6pm Evensong circumstances and on special occasions . www.linslade-parish.org.uk Sunday Saints: for age 4+ year olds, meets during 9.15am Sunday service at All Saints. All Saints Toddler Time: meets every Wednesday during term time from 9.30 – 11am in All Saints; £1.50 per parent / carer & child; 50p extra per child; refreshments included. ACTIVE: (Senior Youth Group for age 11+) meets on 1 st & 3rd Sundays of each month; 7.15pm-8.45pm. Young Adults: meets fortnightly on Tuesdays at 8pm. See Facebook page “All Saints Young Adults”. New Beginnings Bereavement Support Café, offering friendship, support and understanding 1st Sunday of the month, 2.30-4pm The Spire Coffee Shop, All Saints. Choir Practice: Friday evenings, Juniors 6.45pm; Adults 7.30pm. Bellringers: Practice on Monday, 7.30pm-9.30pm. Spire Coffee Shop: Tuesday, Friday & Saturday 10am-3pm. Contact Details on Page 2. 4 News Roundup We are delighted to hear the news that Rev’d Cate Irvine has been appointed to the post of Team Rector of the Ouzel Valley Team and Vicar of All Saints. She, her husband Brian and their two sons will arrive in late June. The service of institution will be on Monday 1 July at 7.30pm in All Saints, to which everyone is invited. We know they will be warmly welcomed. Worth a smile Nine-year-old Joseph was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. ‘Well, Mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. “When he got to the Red Sea, Moses had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed HQ for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.” “Now, Joseph, is that really what your teacher taught you?” his mother asked, startled. “Well, no,” her son admitted. “But if I told it the way the teacher did, you’d never believe it!” With summer coming, I had to face the fact that my body was totally out of shape. So I joined a fitness club and signed up for the aerobics class. I got to the club, and And the requisite nod to Brexit: there I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by the time I got my clothes off and my sweats on, the class was over. At a baptism the young minister was full of enthusiasm. He held the baby in his arms and speculated aloud as to the child’s possible future. “He may become a captain of industry, a great scientist, or a gifted teacher – someone on whom hundreds of young boys may model themselves.” Then turning to the parents in a rather grand manner, he asked, “And so what name do you give to this child?” Timidly, the reply came: “Amanda Jane.” 5 Parish Registers Holy Matrimony, February: There were no weddings in February. ‘Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate’ Holy Baptism, February: 24: Charlotte Sybil Rump ‘One Lord, one faith, one baptism’ R.I.P.