Gather, darkness... A hero must save the world or the woman he loves. And a franchise must spark its final blaze of glory from the ashes of the past. For the X-Men, The Last Stand is now. ark days have befallen the world of the WORDS MATT MUELLER AND ASHLEY BIRD X-Men. Integral parts of the team are missing, newcomers are being treated with distrust and the entire crew is under attack from clandestine forces. No doubt about it: the future of our beloved mutants hangs in the balance. No, this isn’t the plotline for X-Men: The Last Stand. It’s the story behind its making. In summer 2005, 20th Century Fox appeared to have blown it. Bryan Singer, the visionary behind X-Men and X2, had fl own to Warner Bros and Superman Returns. Layer Cake director Matthew Vaughn had signed to >> TTFM115.feat_xmenFM115.feat_xmen ssec3100ec3100 44/4/06/4/06 55:26:19:26:19 ppmm TOTALFILM.COM 59 TTFM115.feat_xmenFM115.feat_xmen ssec3101ec3101 44/4/06/4/06 55:26:41:26:41 ppmm ‘ This is the best script of the three – the most emotional, definitely the biggest’ HUGH JACKMAN Getting an eyeful: Cyclops (James Marsden) minus specs and glowy eyeballs. when we were fi lming the Statue Of Liberty scene FIGHTING BACK in the fi rst fi lm and he’s shouting up at me, ‘Do it Thwack! Crunch! Crash! Six months like the scene in Superman when he rescues Lois later, the front window of a house in from the earthquake!’ And I’m shouting back, a sleepy Vancouver suburb shatters as ‘Mate, I haven’t seen that fi lm since I was 12!’ a muscular fi gure is launched through it He looked at me like I was a total ignoramus.” and lands with a resounding thump on Jackman, Ratner and many other members of replace him, then bailed (offi cially because he the lawn. The sculpted hair and rippling physique the X-Men cast have remained close to Singer, didn’t want to uproot his young family, identify him as Wolverine, reluctant but heroic with Jackman even rumoured to make a cameo unofficially because of the blockbuster’s fi gurehead of Professor Xavier’s band of peace- appearance, via fl ashback, as the young version of pressure-cooker atmosphere and script issues). seeking superbeings. The creature administering Clark’s dad in Superman Returns. Their loyalty Finally, Fox drafted in Rush Hour director Brett the conclusive cuffi ng is less familiar, but no less only extends so far, though. Ratner, which hardly quelled the disquiet of the impressive – a heavily armed, brick shithouse of “I never really thought about pulling out of franchise’s vociferous, net-savvy fanbase – a beast going by the apt name of Juggernaut. X-Men,” explains Jackman. “It all hinges on the fuelled when a leaked early version of the script Meanwhile, across town, a huge replica of the script for me and I think this one is the best of was harshly reviewed on the infl uential Ain’t Golden Gate Bridge is being constructed only to the three – the most emotional, defi nitely the It Cool News website. be shortly destroyed again, a winged teenager is biggest. Plus I can’t think of another character The negative buzz was frankly unfair on Ratner, being hoisted 80 feet in the air ready to plummet that has the challenges for an actor that Wolverine a devoted comic-book fan who had, ironically, from the city skyline and Famke Janssen, whose has. I always liked Mad Max, Dirty Harry and worked for a full year on an earlier incarnation of Jean Grey died at the end of X2, is squeezing into Han Solo as a kid, and Wolverine has elements of Superman Returns and was once in line to direct a classy new red get-up. All of which can mean all of them. Could Wolverine kick Superman’s the very fi rst X-Men movie. But as every only one thing: the X-Men aren’t going down ass? Defi nitely!” blockbusting Hollywood director knows, if you’re without a bloody big scrap. Jackman’s decision to stick around set the going to have a feel-good fi nale to your story, “I was sad to see Bryan go,” says Hugh Jackman, trend, with almost all of the X-Men from the your heroes need to go through hell fi rst. For the aka Wolverine, between takes. “But I understood previous two fi lms signing up for the third – the X-Men, this was it. how much Superman meant to him. I remember only notable exceptions being Alan Cumming 60 TOTALFILM.COM TTFM115.feat_xmenFM115.feat_xmen ssec3102ec3102 44/4/06/4/06 55:26:55:26:55 ppmm WEIRD SCIENCE So, are fl ying, self-healing and telepathic mutants really about to start popping up everywhere? Total Film asked science expert Robert Weinberg... WOLVERINE STORM Mutant powers Mutant power Can control Adamantium-coated the weather skeleton, apparently Science says “Is weather infi nite ability to control even possible? Not heal himself at present. Especially not Science says “Wolverine by any human powers that is the typical ‘comic-book we know about. We still character who makes no sense.’ When you possess have a hard time predicting it, much less controlling it.” a healing factor that, if analysed and duplicated by modern medicine, could save hundreds of thousands (most likely millions) of lives each year, why not do JUGGERNAUT that instead of engaging in constant lethal combat? Mutant power He’s an Healing factor or not, I’ve also no idea how he can move unstoppable force with metal coating his joints.” Science says “No matter how strong he is, there’s a limit to what his human body can withstand. Just because his bones won’t break when he punches a wall that doesn’t mean his hand will penetrate the wall. There’s a big difference between unbreakable and unstoppable. He’s more the fi rst than the second.” PROFESSOR XAVIER AND ANGEL Mutant power Wings JEAN GREY/DARK PHOENIX Science says “A normal Mutant powers Telepathy, telekinesis (the ability human-sized being with to move objects with the mind) wings just wouldn’t work Science says “Telepathy is the power that seems to because of the ratio of have the most possibility of existing, though there are weight to muscle needed no real scientifi c results showing telepaths actually to lift it. Even with some exist (whatever parapsychologists might claim). If extra muscles, Angel would still need hollow bones. they did, why aren’t they all in Las Vegas or Monaco Which would make rough-and-tumble fi ghting a death- making a fortune at cards?” defying proposition.” Phoenix rising: Professor Xavier (Patrick Stewart) and the recently-dead-but-improving Jean Grey (Famke Janssen). BEAST CYCLOPS Mutant powers Mutant Power Optic Superhuman agility, beams from his eyes (Nightcrawler) and Ray Park (Toad). Both may be massive strength, Science says “The eyes missed but are, frankly, expendable. Not so Patrick bright blue fur are a one-way mechanism Stewart (Professor Xavier), who needed two long Science says “Again, – light goes in, nothing phone conversations with Ratner to convince him we run into problems comes back out. And the movie was in safe hands (“There was a big with the laws of nature. exactly what do Cyclops’ question mark about the project,” he admits). Make him as strong as suggested and he’d be so eye beams do? Hit something with laser rays? Use Oscar-winner Halle Berry (Storm), on the other muscle-bound he couldn’t move, much less jump a force to move things? His powers are hard to hand, came on board with a set of demands. around. Having him blue just seems garish, rather understand, much less imagine.” than impossible.” “I wanted to fl y!” she tells Total Film in her Los Angeles home. “I’ve worn this cape for two movies MYSTIQUE and I wanted to put it to use. On a bigger level, Mutant power I also wanted Storm to have a voice and a defi nite MAGNETO Mutant power Can Shapeshifting point of view this time so people can better control mighty forces Science says “Colour understand who she is.” of magnetism with changing is possible in Her wishes were granted. Not only is Storm’s nothing but his mind, nature, but not this kind of dialogue plentiful and potent this time round, but can manipulate metal shape-changing. There’s she’s an integral part of several of the action and fl y through the air the question of adding and sequences; action sequences that will, if you using the same power subtracting mass, if nothing believe the cast, be the biggest, baddest and bestest Science says “How someone’s mind could control else. Shape-changing her size, fi gure, and most of all, of all the X-Men fi lms to date. Hyperbole? Perhaps, magnetism is far beyond me. Not even the most outrageous facts about quantum mechanics can her sex, is a trick I can’t but if one man should know, it’s Jackman. “I saw explain what Magneto does. And while I don’t have even begin to explain. She’s a take of this one stunt and I couldn’t believe it was terrible problems with him using magnetism to lift just impossible.” real,” he says. “It’s this thing where Halle fl ies about cars, I have no explanation of how he can fl y around 100 feet, spinning like you can’t believe.