1 The three stooges go to Washington Part 3: Barack Hussein Obama Parts one and two of The three stooges go to Washington appeared in the June and July, 2008 editions of The IO where the genealogical roots and life of then "presumptive Republican nominee" Sen. John McCain was investigated. Our second stooge is Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, the Democrat nominee for president. Our researcher Don Nicoloff has discovered so many anomalies, discrepencies, lies, obfuscations and inconsistencies with the "official" Obama story that no one— probably not even Obama himself—can truly claim to know who he really is or where he came from. Illinois Senator Barack Obama is the Democrat nominee to be elected the first "black" and 44th president of the United States. Upon using his "official" story as a starting point for an investigation of who he is and where he came from, it becomes apparent that the official Barack Obama story is just that—a story. By Don Nicoloff In an effort to legitimize his U.S. citizenship, Senator Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (BHO), recently posted his "Certificate of Live Birth (COLB)" on his presidential 2 campaign website. However, a detailed forensic analysis completed July 20, 2008, reveals innumerable inconsistencies with official State of Hawaii COLBs—before and after BHO’s was allegedly created. "The image [of BHO’s alleged COLB] "is a horrible forgery," concluded the anonymous but well-qualified forensic fraud investigator who performed the analysis. But why didn’t, or couldn’t BHO produce a regular birth certificate like everyone else? Why was an obviously forged COLB offered as "proof" that he was a U.S. citizen qualified to be elected president? While the story of BHO and his meteoric rise to political prominence sounds plausible, even sentimentally American in the "apple pie" sense, the apparently forged COLB supports our gut feeling that the "official" version of BHO’s life and family history is a tall tale. Unfortunately for the American people and the world, careful research consistently disproves the great American mantra, "Anyone can become president" and BHO, the evidence will demonstrate, is not just "anyone." Those who ascend to the White House are genealogically linked to specific bloodlines and are supported throughout their lives by immense wealth and protected by political power—BHO is no exception. To fool the people into thinking that candidates for high public office are just ordinary Americans, their genealogy is obfuscated, the immense wealth backing them is not mentioned and the political power behind them is understated. Their public personas, then, are illusions. Our purpose here is to dispel the illusions and reveal the true identities of those who have serenaded the world into a hypnotic state by composing, arranging and orchestrating their secret symphony while raping the world of its resources and the people of their sovereignty, dignity and freedom. Senator Barack Hussein Obama is a creation of the mainstream media and their controllers. Never before has a political figure been so completely created out of 3 thin air. While the public’s attention is focused on sound bites, pictures, and stories of heroic deeds, the subterfuge behind BHO’s presidential campaign is nothing more than an all-out effort to accelerate the creation of a "New World Order." Let it suffice to say the evidence overwhelmingly supports that conclusion. Accepting this reality will be a most difficult challenge for BHO supporters who believe the junior senator from Illinois is their "savior." Barack Hussein Muhammed Obama, Jr.: The Official Story Born in Honolulu, Hawaii on August 4, 1961, to Barack Obama, Sr. and Stanley Ann Dunham, young BHO soon found himself without a father. According to biographical accounts, the couple met at the University of Hawaii while Stanley Ann was a 17-year-old undergraduate and Obama, Sr., was attending UH under scholarship to a post-graduate economics program. Obama, Sr. and Stanley Ann reportedly, "separated after a two-year marriage and divorced after another two years." Obama, Sr., so the story goes, left to pursue a Masters degree in economics at Harvard University and then landed a high-level accounting job with Kenya’s Ministry of Finance. After divorcing Obama, Sr., in either 1965 or 1966, Stanley Ann, a student of anthropology, soon found love in the person of Lolo Soetoro, another UH student. They were married in 1967 and Soetoro moved her and 6-year-old BHO to Indonesia where he began working as an army geologist for one year, then as a manager for Mobil Oil. BHO began his education in Jakarta before returning to Honolulu to live with his grandparents, Stanley Armour and Madelyn Lee Dunham. Stanley Ann returned to Honolulu herself in 1972.The following official summary is a life chronology of BHO: • Born August 4, 1961, Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. and Stanley Ann Dunham. • Accompanied his mother (as an infant still in diapers), during a visit to Seattle, WA, (circa 1961-1962). 4 • Attended Franciscus Primary School (1967-1969) for two years and the Besuki State Elementary School Menteng 01 in Jakarta, Indonesia, from 1969 until age 10, in 1971. • Enrolled in the Punahou School in 1971, a private, Hawaiian college-preparatory th school, 5 -grade through high school graduation in 1979. He was rewarded a scholarship and received support from his grandparents. • Attended Occidental College in Los Angeles for two years. • Transferred to Columbia University, New York City, where he graduated in 1983 with a B.A. in political science, specializing in international relations. • Worked for Business International Corporation and New York Public Interest Research Group for one year. • Moved to Chicago, in 1985, to work as a community organizer for the Altgeld Housing Project on the city’s South Side. • Visited relatives in Kenya, 1987. Entered Harvard Law School, 1988. • Summer associate (three months) of Sidley Austin, a Chicago law firm, June, 1989, working under the supervision of associate Michelle Robinson, whom he began dating in the summer of 1989. • Voted first black president, Harvard Law Review, 1990. • Graduated magna cum laude with a JD from Harvard Law School, 1991. Engaged to Michelle Robinson, 1991. Married Michelle Robinson, October 3, 1992. • Became member of Trinity United Church of Christ, Chicago, 1992. • Returned to Chicago, headed voter registration drive and became a board member of the Woods Fund, Chicago, a grant provider, from 1993-2002. Began writing "Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance," published in 1995. 5 • Became an associate attorney with Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland, 1993-2002. Worked only summers after 1996. • Part-time teacher of constitutional law at the University of Chicago, 1993-2004. • Attended mother’s funeral in Honolulu, 1995. • Worked on taxpayer-supported building rehabilitation loans for his longtime political supporter, Tony Rezko, co-founder of Rezmar Corporation. Also worked on real estate transactions, incorporation, briefs, contracts and minor lawsuit defense. • Elected to Illinois State Senate, 1996, 1998, and 2002. Lost Democratic primary campaign for U.S. House of Representatives, 2000. • Chairman, Illinois Senate Health and Human Services Committee, January, 2003. • Elected to U.S. Senate, November, 2004; sworn in on January 4, 2005. • Moved from Hyde Park (Chicago) condominium to $1.6 million house in Kenwood. Simultaneously sold adjacent land to Tony Rezko, who was indicted for fraud and extortion in 2006 and subsequently found guilty on 16 counts. • Published "The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream" (2006). • Announces candidacy for the U.S. presidency, February, 2007, in front of Old State Capitol building, Springfield, IL. • Stanley Ann Dunham (Soetoro), who had not seen her son much after age 14, fell ill in the fall of 1994 and died of ovarian cancer on November 7, 1995 in Honolulu. BHO "has said his biggest mistake was not being at his mother’s side," according to journalist Amanda Ripley in "The Story of Barack Obama’s Mother" (Time/CNN, April 9, 2008) "He went to Hawaii to help the family scatter the ashes over the Pacific." Stanley Armour Dunham (maternal grandfather of BHO): 6 The official story Pictured is Stanley A. Dunham with wife Madelyn and daughter Stanley Ann circa 1944. Stanley Armour Dunham (SAD, March 3 or 23, 1918—February 8, 1992) was the maternal grandfather of BHO. SAD was born to Baptists Ralph Waldo Emerson Dunham and Ruth Lucille Armour in El Dorado, Kansas. SAD, at age 8, had discovered his mother’s body after she allegedly committed suicide in 1926. The traumatic event reportedly contributed to his being expelled from school as a teen, after having punched his school principal in the nose. SAD married Madelyn Lee Payne, whom he met during her weekly visits to "hear the big bands in Wichita." SAD reportedly had a penchant for "drinking moonshine, hopping freight trains and chasing women," then enlisted in the U.S. army the day after the attack on Pearl Harbor, December 8, 1941 and was assigned a tour of duty in Europe. 7 Upon returning home after the war, "Sgt. Dunham" became a career furniture salesman. He worked as a store manager in El Dorado before moving his family to California, then Texas, back to Kansas for a spell and then to Mercer Island and, finally, Honolulu. The move to Seattle suburb Mercer Island was, according to official biographers, "to enable 13-year-old Stanley Ann to attend the new high school." While living on Mercer Island, SAD worked at the Standard-Grunbaum Furniture store in downtown Seattle. Upon Stanley Ann’s graduation from Mercer Island High School in 1960, SAD moved his family to Honolulu where he found a better sales job in the furniture business.