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S)o v)e-r)y ne)ar Y)ou kn)ow it ARTH/R0 , ! / ' , ) / / ' , , )- ) ) + lo)ne S)o a)ll a - lo)ne N)o o)ne- t)o share my sor - ro)w. ) , / ) / ) ) * ) - ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) - ) ) ) * / * / ) ) ) 0 * - ! + )) )) )) )) )) )) )) )) ) ) ) ) )) )) * ! ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) * - ) * /Hn. ) ) % " % % *- ) % )- ) * % ) ) * 0 ) - ) * 12S2 - 0 0 – 193 – I-3-5 Song: King Arthur’s Song ARTHUR: I am Arthur King of the Britons Lord and Ruler of all Of England, and Scotland And even tiny little bits of Gaul ROBIN: And I’m the Emperor of Norway. Bugger off. PATSY: He is Arthur King of the Britons And we are out seeking men Very strong men And very able ARTHUR: To sit at our very, very, very round table ROBIN: What is it you want? ARTHUR: I am looking for men. ROBIN: I had a feeling. ARTHUR: We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. ROBIN: What, ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes! ROBIN: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What? ROBIN: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together. ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through… ROBIN: Where'd you get the coconut? ARTHUR: We found them. ROBIN: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! I-3-6 ARTHUR: What do you mean? ROBIN: Well, this is a temperate zone. ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. ROBIN: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried. ROBIN: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk! ROBIN: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? ROBIN: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? ARTHUR: Please! ROBIN: Am I right? ARTHUR: I’m not interested! Lance appears at the opposite Proscenium window Stage Left. LANCE: It could be carried by an African swallow! MOTHER: How d’you do. I’m Mrs. Galahad, widowed mother of I-5-14 Dennis, married to Nobby the Cretin, dropped dead last Tuesday, which does leave me sadly available. ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. MOTHER: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. MOTHER: Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We are all Britons and I am your king. MOTHER: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self- perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes…. MOTHER: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again. DENNIS: That's what it's all about. If only people would… ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who is your lord? MOTHER: We don't have a lord. DENNIS: We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of an executive officer for the week…. ARTHUR: Yes. DENNIS: …but each decision of that officer has to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting…. ARTHUR: Yes, I see. DENNIS: …by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs… ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: …but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more… ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! I-5-15 MOTHER: Oh! Order, eh? Who does he think he is? ARTHUR: I am your king! MOTHER: Well, I didn't vote for you. ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. MOTHER: Well, how did you become king then? ARTHUR: Well I’ll tell you. One day, as I was riding forth from Camelot I saw a lady in the lake! DENNIS: Dead? ARTHUR: No. Not dead. She was…the Lady of the Lake! She lives in the lake. DENNIS: What, underwater? ARTHUR: Yes. Dennis indicates to his mother that Arthur has been drinking. ARTHUR: She appeared to me out of the bosom of the water…Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, holding aloft Excalibur signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. He draws his sword. It shines mystically. Music plays.