Time to get your brain in shape, with comix from The Rip Off Press Mail Order Catalog No-Pictures Edition Stuff for sale January 2013 THE NO PICTURES VERSION OF THE RIP OFF PRESS MAIL ORDER CATALOG Need to see pictures of the items we sell? Visit our website! If you don't own a com- If phoning in your order (Charged to one of the aforementioned cards only): Call 530 puter, go to your public library and somebody will be happy to help you log on: www. 885-8183. Have your want list and your charge card handy. We’ll take it from there. ripoffpress.com. After our previous website’s hosting company vanished without a trace We are usually available to answer the phone in person from 7 to 1 and 5 p.m. to 10 in August of 2012, we have not yet gotten online ordering enabled. But you can get a p.m. Pacific time, Monday through Friday. Weekend hours vary. better idea of what you want, then place a mail order from this product listing or from the Adobe PDF format order form available as a download on our home page. Ordering for Delivery Outside the U.S. Payment must be made in US Dollars. Checks or money orders must be payable through a U.S. bank, so charge cards or Paypal are the preferred payment method. We PLACING YOUR ORDER ship via International Priority Mail (First Class on posters), which generally takes a week Sorry, we do not ship C.O.D.! or two to arrive. See other details below. With orders to be mailed in we accept US checks or money orders, Visa, WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF ORDER PROBLEMS Mastercard, and American Express. You can also order via email and pay us using If there is any problem with your order, probably the quickest and most effective way to Paypal (to [email protected]). If mailing in your order you can use any sheet deal with it is to send us an e-mail. That way you can get through to us at your conve- of paper. Start by writing your name, shipping address, e-mail and /or telephone nience, and we will see your message within a few hours at a time when we have access number. You must be over 18 years of age and sign a statement to that effect, in to all of our records. Our e-mail address is [email protected]. If you don’t have order to order items with an asterisk (*) after the title in the catalog. After filling in the access to e-mail, you can call us by phone. Please call 530 885-8183. If we’re not above information: there to answer your call you can usually leave a message on our answering machine. You may also notify us of order problems by letter (P.O. Box 4686, Auburn CA 1. Write the description (including ISSUE NUMBER on comix), price, quantity and 95604-4686). total cost for each item ordered. To avoid credit memos on out-of-stock items Possible problem situations: when paying by check or money order, you may specify alternate selections. See our new shipping chart for posters, art prints, and press sheets. Nondelivery: If your order has not arrived within two weeks of the time you placed it (allow 3 2. Use a calculator to add up the merchandise total, and write it down. weeks for processing time plus air delivery overseas), please advise us of the date your 3. Add 7.5% sales tax on the merchandise total, only if you live in order was placed and what you ordered. If you have a cancelled check or your charge California (new rate effective 2013). account was billed, please tell us the date of deposit. 4. Add the charge for postage and handling for the amount of your mer- Shipping Damage: chandise total (see the charts below). If you are ordering both posters/ Please notify us of the date of delivery, your invoice number and what item(s) were dam- art prints etc. and books/comix, add the shipping charges from each chart aged. Please hold onto the damaged merchandise in case the Post Office needs to see it. together. Shipping tiers are based on the merchandise total for each type We’ll notify you of what’s being done. of item being ordered. Mis-Ships: 5. If you have a gift certificate, credit memo or discount certificate, If your order arrives with incorrect, missing or factory reject items please tell us subtract it. Enclose your original copy of the credit memo/certificate. your invoice number and what the problem is. We’ll advise you what we’re going to do 6. If you have a balance due from a previous order, add it. to fix the problem. If we want you to return a misshipped item we will furnish you with a postpaid envelope. 7. Total the items in 2 through 6. This is your Grand Total. Enclose check (made out to Rip Off Press) or money order in this amount and mail it with your order, or write down your Visa, Mastercard, or AmEx account information (including the expiration date and your billing name & address, if different from “Ship to”) to charge to your charge card (don’t forget to sign it). POSTAGE & HANDLING CHART - New rates effective 1/27/13 All orders are shipped via U.S. Mail (First Class Mail or Priority Mail, depending on size and weight). If you’re ordering both Comix/Books and Posters/Art Prints, add the charge shown for the merchandise total in each category together to calculate your total shipping charge Comics, Books and all items under poster size Air Mail (Priority/Priority Mail International) Merch. Total Inside the USA Canada Elsewhere Worldwide Tier 1 $6.80 $21.00 $24.95 Under $60 Tier 2 $13.35 $42.00 $62.00 $60-$99.99 Tier 3 $20.00 $63.00 $93.00 $100 and up Posters, Art Prints, and Press Sheets (includes mailing tube), sent via First Class Merch. Total Inside the USA Canada Elsewhere Worldwide Tier 1 $7.60 $14.85 $20.55 $30 or less Tier 2 $11.40 $21.30 $29.20 $30.01 - $100 Orders for posters, art prints, and press sheets over $100: Free shipping in tube RIP OFF PRESS • P.O. BOX 4686 • AUBURN, CA 95604 •PHONE 530 885-8183 • e-mail: [email protected] TITLES IN STOCK (visit our web site - www.ripoffpress.com - for pictures & latest information) Update 1/1/2013 Rip Off Comix # 2 Front Cover Digital Art Print (Signed/Numbered) COLLECtors’ ITEMS FABULOUS FURRY MORE BY The lead story was Wonder Wart-Hog in “Epidemic.” Over the past year or so we have cataloged and FREAK BROTHERS This issue also featured the Freak Brothers, Dorman’s photographed our extensive collection of rare comix GILBERT SHELTON Doggie, Griffith Observatory, R. Diggs and Fat Freddy’s and related items, and are now offering them to you. Gilbert Shelton’s Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers have Underground Comix legend Gilbert Shelton has pro- Cat. You may also purchase a signed, sealed, and dated ruled the Underground Comix scene since their first duced other hilarious comix in addition to the better- ROROC.02Z ��������������������������������������������$100.00 Certificate of Provenance stating that the item you pur- appearance more than 35 years ago. All comix issues known Freak Brothers and Fat Freddy’s Cat. Check out Rip Off Comix # 3 Front Cover Digital Art Print chased is from the personal collection of Rip Off Press co-founder Fred Todd. Just click the checkbox before are current editions in black and white. Some issues his latest series--Not Quite Dead. (Signed/Numbered) adding your item to the cart. Also, don’t miss the col- are now out of print. We also have the trade paperback Wonder Wart-Hog meets himself in “Return from Fat Freddy’s Cat Omnibus Book lectible Rip Off Comix Cover Art Prints being offered on collection, which includes all of the Freak Brothers the Planet of the Pigs” in this issue’s center panel. material ever published. Finally, all the Fat Freddy’s Cat material from over their own page. 40 years of strips, collected in a high quality trade Also starring the Freak Brothers, Dealer McDope, Fat Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Omnibus Book paperback.! 368 pages of outrageous feline antics, Freddy’s Cat and Gilbert Shelton’s Advanced Motoring 2 (Two) * Now back in stock. Over 620 pages of Freak Brothers guest-starring The Obese One and his friends. In black Tips, among others. Wilson, cover price .75 Grade: Fine and Fat Freddy’s Cat in one big fat paperback book. and white, with comix covers and bonus material in two ROROC.03Z ��������������������������������������������$100.00 GTRF1163 �������������������������������������������������$0.00 Includes the contents of Freak Brothers comix issues full color sections on glossy stock. Rip Off Comix # 4 Front Cover Digital Art Print 0-13, with all of the comix that were originally in color 3-D Danse Macabre #11 HFFFC.1B �������������������������������������������������$29.99 (Signed/Numbered) in full color on coated stock. Also includes the contents Classic creepy illos in 3D. cover price 2.5 Grade: Fine Wonder Wart-Hog became a pro football player in the of Fat Freddy’s Comics & Stories #1, and a ton of rare Fat Freddy’s Comic #1 GTRF2837 �������������������������������������������������$5.00 Fat Freddy writes, directs and stars in his very own lead story. The cover also features the Freak Brothers, bonus material in color: covers of U.S.