01:01:16:15 Moanin' Low, my sweet man I love him so 01:01:21:11 though he's mean as can be 01:01:25:01 He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me 01:01:30:19 a woman like me... a woman like me... a woman like me... 01:06:45:08 Rick wants to hire me! He's at a new studio. 01:06:50:16 Where is it? 01:06:55:02 India! 01:06:57:08 INDIA 01:06:59:17 A LONG TIME AGO 01:07:01:21 When? 01:07:03:06 I don't remember what year... 01:07:04:22 there's no year... 01:07:05:20 How do you know there's a year for that? 01:07:07:14 I think they say the 14th Century. 01:07:10:05 The 14th Century was recently. 01:07:12:05 No, but...I don't know... 01:07:13:08 That's when...the Moghuls were ruling, Babar was in India 01:07:16:01 OK, the 11th then 01:07:16:23 It's definitely B.C. 01:07:19:23 It's B.C. for sure 01:07:21:13 and I think it's Ayodhya, where Ram was born 01:07:25:09 I know that because they razed that temple. 01:07:28:05 They say that Ram was born there. Which I don't believe - 01:07:30:22 - but that's what they say. 01:07:31:22 And Ayodhya is in the state of Uttar Pradesh. 01:07:35:13 It's right there! Therefore the story has to be true. 01:07:37:23 It's probably based on as real as event as what the Bible is based on. 01:07:42:14 You want to know the whole story? 01:07:45:17 Oh, because Ram's father had 4 wives. 01:07:49:11 3 wives. 01:07:50:17 3 wives? 01:07:51:20 4 sons. 01:07:52:16 4 sons, 3 wives. OK. 01:07:54:01 I know the names of the sons by the way. 01:07:55:10 Kausalya... 01:07:57:06 No, that's the wife, that's what I meant. 01:08:00:02 Kausalya, Sumitra and Kaikeyi. 01:08:03:19 And Kausalya's son was Ram 01:08:06:07 Sumitra's son was Laxman 01:08:08:18 Kaikeyi's son was Bharat 01:08:10:01 I'm so impressed! 01:08:11:14 Yes, and 01:08:12:18 Shatrughan I think was Laxman's brother which means he had to be, uh 01:08:16:22 Sumitra's son. 01:08:18:01 Sita was Ram's wife 01:08:20:21 Right, and Sita I know also, Sita's father was Janaka. 01:08:24:16 Sita has many names, Sita only being one of them. 01:08:27:14 Yeah. 01:08:28:10 Janaki! Janaki! 01:08:29:20 Janaki also. 01:08:31:04 And Vahish, Vahish, uh... 01:08:34:16 I saw a play- Vaidehi. -huh? 01:08:36:04 Vaidehi, I saw a play called Vaidehi, right, which I learned is another name for Sita. 01:08:41:17 Ram was about to be crowned by Dasharatha as the king 01:08:46:03 and Kaikeyi went to him and 01:08:49:05 Because she had done something really good 01:08:51:13 I think she had taken care of him when he was sick. 01:08:53:03 Yes. 01:08:56:01 And so at that point he had said to her, 01:08:57:13 "You have one Boon. Anything you ask of me I will do." 01:09:01:08 and so she went and asked him to send Ram away for 14 years 01:09:04:22 thinking that was a long enough time, that if you go away for 14 years, 01:09:07:11 you're pretty much out of sight, out of mind. 01:09:14:00 AYODHYA, A LONG TIME AGO, B.C. 01:09:28:01 Rama my son, today I wished to crown you King of Ayodhya 01:09:32:23 but my evil scheming wife Kaikeyi- 01:09:37:03 -just reminded me of an ancient vow I made. 01:09:40:08 To honor this vow, instead of crowning you king, I must 01:09:44:05 banish you to the forest for 14 years! 01:09:49:01 Goodbye, dear boy. You are noble and good. 01:09:53:04 The embodiment of righteousness. 01:09:55:05 A brave warrior prince. 01:09:57:13 Joy of Heaven and Earth. 01:09:59:13 The Ideal Man. 01:10:01:18 May the Gods be with you. 01:10:04:16 Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. 01:10:08:05 That's what she asked for and Dasharatha was heartbroken 01:10:12:16 but given that all Indian men are true to their word... 01:10:16:12 He had to...do that. 01:10:20:03 And then he died. 01:10:22:09 Didn't he die? -No, I... 01:10:23:11 He died eventually... 01:10:24:21 No, but all those Ram Leelas I'd seen when I was a kid... 01:10:29:17 He died right away? 01:10:31:14 There's this big scene, very dramatic 01:10:33:02 he's having a heart attack when his son is going away. 01:10:36:13 I do think he was unwell... 01:10:39:02 Yeah that's true. 01:10:40:10 And he also has a huge issue, right 01:10:42:12 He's like ravaged by guilt, because Ram is such a good son. 01:10:46:03 And Ram, when he was told to go away, 01:10:48:05 actually said he would. He didn't create any problems, he didn't say, 01:10:50:15 "why?" 01:10:51:19 He just said, 01:10:52:12 "If that is your wish Father, I shall go." 01:10:55:13 And then he went. 01:10:56:23 And Sita said, "If you go, I go." 01:10:59:16 No, Sita. 01:11:01:07 The forest is beset by Rakshasa demons. 01:11:05:07 They harrass our Wise Men and desecrate their ritual fires. 01:11:10:02 I must fight them...alone. 01:11:14:10 But Rama, a woman's place is next to her Husband! 01:11:18:07 I will accept any hardship. 01:11:20:17 I cannot live without you. 01:11:23:10 I cannot live without you... I cannot live without you... 01:11:43:15 I hate to think what might have been if we had never met 01:11:50:00 Why should I suppose that this could be? 01:11:55:23 The weary days, the lonely nights, are easy to forget 01:12:02:16 since I am here, and you are here with me. 01:12:09:05 Here we are, you and I 01:12:15:21 let the World hurry by 01:12:22:20 Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew 01:12:29:12 You'd find me, I'd find you 01:12:36:11 Here we are, alone together 01:12:43:05 what matter whether, we wander far? 01:12:49:22 And though we haven't got a bankful, 01:12:54:16 we can still be thankful 01:12:57:19 that here, that here we are! 01:13:32:04 Here we are, you and I 01:13:38:23 Let the World just hurry by 01:13:46:01 Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew 01:13:53:07 you'd find me, and I'd find you 01:14:00:07 Here we are, alone together 01:14:07:00 what matter whether we wandered far? 01:14:14:01 and though we haven't got a bankful, 01:14:18:22 we can still be thankful 01:14:21:22 that here we are! 01:14:30:00 That's all! 01:14:40:06 I'll miss you. 01:14:41:16 It's only a 6-month contract. I'll be back before you know it! 01:15:00:08 Ravana was the evil king of Lanka 01:15:05:18 and he just stole Sita. 01:15:10:08 He was an incredibly learned man. 01:15:13:22 Actually the only bad thing he seems to have done... 01:15:16:09 ...is capture Sita. 01:15:19:19 Which is kind of interesting because everything else about him seems to be, like 01:15:22:10 he was this really learned guy, 01:15:24:06 he knows all these weapons 01:15:25:07 he prays to the right Gods... 01:15:28:00 so all this stuff! He's like this Good King. 01:15:31:09 Except that, over time, we've been led to believe he's this complete... 01:15:34:20 that he's like Mogambo. 01:15:37:04 That's right, he lived on an island also! 01:15:40:11 He was a devoted Shiva-bhakta.