Bringing Up Father By McManus I AND ASCN»E. AU.TM»N<JS* On The Air To-day MY* MY* YOOR I V/lSH SOME now the first 'fou MUST MOT <aWOKE- TIM PELRATU Rt OF THE STOCKS -THING YOU MUSI MY WIFE CUT OUT eMOKlMd l% MlNlETY- one- I BOUGHT WOT Oo IS TO ©E IN OP THAT HIGH* QUIET- WiLU attend .—. EMTIRELV- Meters WJZ Ktloeyeln TOTHPiT- Net* York WHAT? 5:00—Pacific Vagabonds. -“j? synchronized with 4:16_WTIC 6:30—Irma Glenn, organ. vWW\ on 060 kc. (See c5T\ C^Ti /*\ WEAF 6:45—Stock for program). quotations. WEAK 6:00—Raising Junior—sketch. 1:00 a. m.—Silent. 6:15—Orchestra. 6:25—Baseball scores. 6:30—Dance orchestra. ■•tan WEAF Kilocycle* 6:45—Topics in Brief—Lowell New Vork Thomas. 7:00—Amos ’n’ Andy. 7:15—Gus Van, songs. 6:00—Some Constitutoinal Obliga- 7:30—Phil Cook. gations of Citizenship—H. 7:45—Back of the News in Wash- Milton Colvin, Dean of Tu- ington—Theodore C. Al- lane university law school. ford. 5:30—What Tappened to Jane 8:00—Orchestra; Lois Bennett, —Sketch. soprano; Mary Hopple, 5:45—Mountaineers Music. contralto; male quartet. 6:00—Hose Room orchestra. 8:30—String ensemble; male 6:30—Vaughn de Leath, contrai- quartet. to. 8:45—Sisters of the Skillet. 7:00—Federation Hymn Sing. 3:00—Orchestra; Alice Mock, so- 7:30—Corner Drug Store—sketch prano; mixed chorus. Frank POP A 8:00—Julia Sanderson and 9:30—Danger Lines of History— MOM’N Reminder By Wood Cowan Crumit, songs. sketch. 8:30—Virtuoso orchestra. 10:00—Old Stager’s Memories. 9:00—Cartoonists' convention. Lu and Em. .10:30—Clara, an KEEP AN EAG-lE ETE LEANE TWT i do! jusf tHe 9:30—Earl Spicer, baritone; or- 10:45—Arden's orchestra; Tom ON) 'TmE, AND BE CAR6FUL Silly, TOUR BLATZ chestra. Brown, songs. SPENDING. SPREES / SWEETIE. TtXJPE AND KEEP NDUG OTHER DAy orchestra. 11:30—Russ 3 0:00—Rolfe Columbo, songs. A OEAft NOT TO EXPENSES DO VMM didn't give me CREDIT 11:00—Jack Little, songs. 11:45—Arthur Gibson, organ. 11:15—Jesse Crawford, organ. 12:15 a. m.—Whiteman orches- FOR TWO EMPTY MILK 11:30-Orchestra. tra. BOTTLES T TOOK BACK. 12:00—Vailee orchestra. 12:30 a. m.—Orchestra. DID HE GET WAY WITH 34V SOU IT? Meter* WABC Klloe> elr* it2« wn«r New York el era Kilnryt-I llartloril 5:00—Rebroadcast from London; 5:00—Frank Koss, songs. One Hundred Years of 5:15—Dr F. H. Vizetelly. Science—Sir Oliver Lodge. 5:30—World Bookman. 5:20—Dr Frank H. Vizetelly. 5:35—Program Resume. 5:30—Salty Sam, Stories. 5:45—Ray Felletetr, pianist. 5:46—Jack Miller, songs. 6:00—Naitonal Security league 6:00-National Security league. series. 6:15—Connie Boswell, songs. 6:15—Connie Boswell. 6:30—Orchestra. 6:30—Hotel Taft orchestra. 6:45—Sketch. 6:45—Comedy sketch. 7:00—The Columbians. 7:00—Kate Smith, songs. 7:15—Singing Saxophones. 7:15—To be announced. 7:30—Kaltenborn Edits the News 7:45—Morton Downey, tenor; or- 7:45—Morton Downey, tenor; chestra. orchestra. 8:00—Military biMid. 8:00—Pryor’s band. 8:16—Lyman's band with Glee 8:15—Lyman’s band; Glee club. club. 8:30—Frontier Adventures. and J. H. STRIEBEL 8:30—The Dictators. 8:45—Talk—Walter Winchell; DIXIE DUGAN—Too Wise a Crack! By J. P. McEVOY 8:45—Beauty program. Ruth Etting, songs. 9:00—Blackout sketches, orches- 9:00—Dance orchestra; comedy IT ■vt I II I I TT tra. skits. WEY DIX /- S GREAT/- LIKE AW 7 BUT HE. you KNOW, Ow-HACHOO/— 9:30—Polly Waters, soprano. 9:3Q—Polly Waters, soprano; WONT 10:00—Orchestra. Clyde R. Dengler, tenor. HOW DO YOU THINK A HEADWAitER/ LET ME vSAMMy— I WAS YOU 60T THAT Haven Four. orchestra. 10:15—The Mixed octet; I LL look at your --SAMMY YOU OUGHT COME DOWN THE ALL1 OVER. 10:30—The Nit Wit Hour. 10:00—Orchestra. WONDERING- POWDER. aisle my song. 10:15—Orchestra; male TO FEEL PROUD THAT playing- TUX-- 11:00—Bing Crosby, quartet. WHY DO They N\Y / 11:15—Hendersons' orchestra. 10:30—Nit-Wit Hour. Ray picked you for SAXOPHONE 11:30—Orchestra. 11:00—Bing Crosby, songs. CALL IT meHoo.1 11:15—Orchetsar. BEST MAN •llin.Tm—WU'C. Bridgeport—(too k BEST MAN 5:00—Ted and his (treater Gang. 11:30—Orchestra. 5:30—"The Dream Girl" and her 12:00—Orchestra. AT A WEDDING-: Medollsts. 12:30—Ann Leaf, organ; Ben 5:45—Correct time. Alley, tenor. 5:00—"Irish Cameos". 1:00 a. m.—Lown orchestra. 6:15—Sime Neary and the Loven- 1:30 a. m.—Orchestra. burg Sisters. 6:30—"Big Brother" Bob Emery. 7:00—News. HITS AND BITS ON 7:10—Baseball scores. 7:15—Orchestra. THE RADIO 7 :|0—Quartette. 7:45—Crosby ensemble. 8:00—The Gossipers. Being country boys from the 8:15—Four Timers. Middle West, the Sisters of the 8:30—Thomas Wall, baritone. Skillett, NBC funsters, wanted a 8:45—Dr Tehyi Hsieh. Subject: garden when they came to Now “China's Picked Tales”. York city to live. So, they hired 9:00—The Philco program. an apartment with a terrace and 9:#0—Organ recital. now have a small vegetable gar- and his den. 10:00—Johnny Hamp L Kentucky Serenaders. 10:30—News. Word from Hollywood, where 10:45—Melody Mirror. Phillips H. Lord Is making a talkie Freckles Still CX K. By Blosser 11:00—Orchestra. to be called "Other People’s Busi- ness,” has it that Lord has taken 11:30—Orchestra. caw r up horseback riding with a ven- /- JUST <sar THIS RADIO vjell: we still receive, sewdims A WAU OUT 422 m—WOIt. Newark—710 kc between shots at the movie 'NHAT A geance / VJOVN.' SO SEHD WIM A MESSASE '■! '♦'EU-. 5:00—To be Announced. "lot.” FROM SOB-STORMY to LOO)4 R*. talk. 80S MURRAY, } PIOJIC THAT WAS AWD TELL WIM XSO'Be 5:30—Beauty QaPT. coMomows-'N rather. GlUICk x s'pose TUty iwitJx. t ^NXlETY 5:45—Week-end trips. Nellie Revell, the "Voice of SEARCH I MS FOR. l 6ETTIMS OUT OF CLRARIMR AMD THIMIC TAU.IWS OR= TO Look FOB. CRACKED-- HOT Wifi! SCOVJS 5:55—Musical Interlude. Radio Digest,” is still laughing 6:00—Uncle Don. RILEY AMO 7VIE 7 tviat fireworks... ue HIM....THIS IS D6VELOPIWS "P5 rlMD BILSy BEFoae over a yarn she recently told about 1 am.iweM (SOIMS TWBPUSHOJT talk. LOOUS LIKE 6:30—Sports Raymond Knight, who, as "Am- BOYS, EUCOUHTERS BBPUS OFF.. HIS I KITS) A OESOLAR. MAWWJWT.. 1 SET TV) IS CCATE 6:45—Bergers’ orchestra. borse J. Weemes," operates "sta- ITS OVER- SHAovsioe Beth Wops Bob's o-u.. ;7:16—Jack Arthur, Challis, tion Kuku.” Knight was in a res- STorwy regions RADIO SSUDlWS songs. taurant recently with some friends equipment AS HOURS 7:30—John Hondley, comedian. and overheard a customer order- OVER THE 8AD MUST WAVS 7:45—Songs. ing a "Kuku sandwich.” His cur- LANDS OF NORTH pass 8:00—Concert orchestra. iosity aroused he asked the waiter SOWS BAD 8:30—Musical Chronicles. what is was. DAKOTA ..... M no OM HIM ^anD 9:00—Yeast Kids. "Oh, it's cheese surrounded by 9:15—Cocktail party. wise crackers” was the devastat- He believes SMOQD OP 9:30—Eddy Brown, violin; sym- ing answer. THAT RILEY, LONS phony orchestra. RtLS/ and 10:15—The Jolly Russians. One of the shortest "fan” mes- OVERDUE AT Trotter. ever reach the NBC was the soys 10:45—Globe sages to MAY on a other SHADYSIDE, 11:00-Time; weather. postal card received the IS 11:03—Orchestra. day, simply: "Candle Light. POSSIBLY HAVE 11:30—Moonbeams. Thanks!" The signature was a RECEIVED •• 273 ill—WIAVIv—1,100 kc smiling face. BEEN FORCED '6:00—Hilda Kutsukian, contralto. DO\MN IN THIS .6:20—Sunset Troubadours. Breen and de Rose, popular 6:45—Man in the Moon. NBC team, during a recent broad- TERRITORY. ”7:00—Memphis Ramblers. cast played and sang "Land of A "W.W- Million a Kan- Make a Will— Smiles,” written by ■■■ 1 1 ■■■ — 7:30—How to .nun.in •'vumikis %. v iv( -miv rv Siegfried Hartman. sas City storekeeper, O. F. Jegglln, 7:45—Halsey Mohr, baritone. of 1717 North 18th Street, who sent it to them with a that Ahern 303 m—WBZ, Springfield—990 kc request Out Our By J. R. William* Our Boarding House By Gene 6:00—Sports Review. they put in on the air. Jegglln Way 6:15—Talk—Gov John G. Win- wrote that he would listen through ant of New Hampshire. WDAF. WMW ; ARE VOU T&LLiMG 6:30—Same as WJZ. WOO'RE HEij'M WHILE I WAS ATTH* I’ll beTdoriaig Lee Morse, NBC “blues" singer, \ 7:15—Billy Payne and Lou Ba- MOvMKiCr ME AWPW ~ OR ARE VoU movie, has made more than 240 SUEAKIAiG ME V-rH’ wHem£ ker, songs. phono- Bo-r MoVlE, SOME records. her best OOVSIMJ IM FRomT 7:30—Same as WJZ. graphs Among PUTTiMGTH1 FlMGERi -TH’ HERO AM*'- known are “Shadows REMEMBER, VELLOUi-CLAWED POOR-BOV 7:45—Alden Elkins, bass; Orrin recordings Tv-\Afr OfMER the "Mother and OF OM ME?"*’ WELL, HlS CRUSH WERE White, tenor.