Christmas Joke Advent Calendar 1. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman 2. What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker 3. Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star? Beyon-sleigh! 4. Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys? Carbon Footprints 5. What do you get if you put a bell on a skunk? Jingle smells! 6. Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital? Because he has private elf care 7. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy 8. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps 9. What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play? Santapplause 10. What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow 11. What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery? Welfy! 12. What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan! 13. What's the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh! 14. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus 15. What you can call a polar bear which wears ear muffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you! 16. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap 17. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause 18. Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them! 19. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen 20. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle 21. What does Santa use to bake cakes? Elf-raising flour 22. Why did the choir have to cancel their carol concert? They caught tinsel-it is 23. Where would you find snowmen dancing? At a snowball 24. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite .