Do this quiz before buying your next car. When driving your son to school, does he: a) Hide under the dashboard b) Ask you to drop him off a block away 0) Insist on going to school in his friends dads car d) Wear a disguise e) Proudly ask you to drive him right to the front gate If your answer was a, b, c or d, may we humbly suggest a visit to Sandown Motors. If however, you answered e, youre probably a Sandown Motors customer already. (By the way, when you do come, it might be a good idea to bring your son with you.) Servtcrng and parts availability on Saturdays lrom 08h00 - 13h00 'Centrally located '24 hour breakdown servtCe 32 sen/ice bays '8 electrical service bays 'Futly trained service technicrans. Sandown Motors sell and service the full range at Mercedes Benz. Chrysler. Jeep. 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Colle uncnl College Trustees Members «Council Iandaia (Presiding Bishop oi the Methodist Church of Sou (Represented by Prof. I Mosaia) Bishop P Verryn (Bishop of the Central District) hairman Mr D L Schroenn (Representative of the Trust) an Mr W J Carter (Representing the Superintendent Cen > Methodist Church Representatives C Bimray. Mr P J Labum, Mr Fl McAIIister, Mr E Mokh Parents Association Representatives J 0rd, Mr M Rothbletz. Mrs M Venn, Dr M Walt Old Boys' Representatives Mrs I Acquisto, MrM de Buys, Mr en, MrsJ Jones. Mrl McLachlan, Mrs L Rivett-Carnac. Mr D J Ryan. Ms J Smith, Mrs A C van Zyi. Mr AH Wyborn By Invitation from the Student Body B Jacob (Head Prefect 7 Boys' College), Marika Engelen (Head Prefect - Girls College) The Stythian '99 College St ns Col luff Rector Mr David Wylde... .BA(Hons)(UCT)MPhiI(Oxon)BEd(Wits) 'Sc HDE(Natal) I er0(>m)THOD I ons )( London) ,,,,,,, Post Matrlc Grade 12 Grade 1] Grade 10 Grade 9 Grade 8 Af kaans( ls! 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I Inns} MAM'IussicsllNzilzil ) . HUD: Lunn Mr Viclnr [illurhuuk MS: Sci i inns} NDHI'LIUI mi Ni [[lei'lNA ) . KMums Mr Marc Fulcnncr; .................. B.»\1ilunsHN:Il:|lr T\I.\1Rhm|c~| . lingiish The Siyllnan 99 7 . ..,.tt...MA(BucIiarest) Cen FR Alliance - HoD: French . h) HED MA PU l'orCHEtPolchetslrmm) - HoD: Zulu Mrs Heather F nk ku RA(Hons) H Dip Ed(Wits) - Maths Mr Dave Gc .................................................. BSC(Hons)(Wi1s) HED(UN1SA) Geography Mr Luke Harlley RAt Rhodes) HDE - Geography Mr Don Hcan ................................ BAt UNlSA) B Ed(Wits) TCtRhodesia) - Director: Physical Science MrGeoffHolmes........t..HummuBAt RAU) DLCtLoughhorough) Cen Ed(Nouingham ) FDEtPrctoria) - Director: Mathsi Spon Mr Ken Hovelmeier.............................................................................. TDD - Director: Student Affairs Mr Hugh Huggett ............................................. BA B Ed(UNlSAlTlD Dip Ed chhiYork) M Ed(Wits) - Director: Grade 12. English Mr John Hullttnr . ...BA(Witsl(Hons)(Natal) HED(UNlSA) - HoD: Art Mr chnie Janse lroom) THOD ~ Senier Deputy Headmastert Afrikaans Ms Marion Kamps TTHDUCE) FDE(Prctoria) - Maths Mr Leon Keel. .DST CTHDtStellenhosch) - Director: Grade 8. Afrikaans Mrs Wendy Kerr ..... BAtNalal) HEDt UNlSA) A HoD: Enterprise Education Mrlohn Knight MA(0x0n) - Maths Mr Dave Lachenicht iiiiiiiii On Step Tech Diploma H Dip Ed(Wits) » HOD: Design & Technology. Maths Mr Bany Lumh on RSc(Wits) H Dip Ed - Science Mrs Lorraine Lauf RSc HDEtWits) ~ Maths MrGrahan MacCallum .................................................... BA(Wits) B Ed(RAU) TTHDUCE) ~ History Mrs Sue MacKenLi * BAiWils) (Hons)(UNlSA) MAiPsychologyltRAU) 7 Student Affairs Mr Steve McFarland. ...... BA H Dip Ed(PG)(Wits)(Hons)(Hist)(UNlSA) - HoD: History Mr Ian Mcl 'whl'm RSc HDE(Nata|) - Headmaster. Maths Mr Dave McGaw........................................................................ BA UED( Rhodes) - HoD: Geography MrChurlcs Marriott Dip FA » Art. English Mr Paddy Moore HDE( Wits) » PE Ml Gareth Murray ..................................................................... BSc( Hons) HDE(Wits) , HoD: Biology MrLeon Noni? RA HOD PGtOFS ) Afrikaans Mr Bruce Nozaic ................................................................... BSct Hons)( Natal) HDE( Natal) - Science Mr Dave Pitcairn RSc H Dip Ed PG(Wits) - Science Ms Leigh Pleass ..................BA NHOD(RAU) BA(Hons) MSctWits) - Maths Mrs Mary Reynold SAFAtNatal) H Dip Lih(UNlSA)- HoD: Resource Centre Mr Matthew Ridgeway ...................................................................... BSctNalal) HDE( Natal) - Biology Mrs Sandy Rllit RSi:( Honstits) BA(Rhodes) 4 Hons)( Wits) H Dip Ed . HoD: English Mr Dav; Ryan ,dt Hons )( London) - Deputy Headmaster. HoD: Maths ' BA( Hons) HDE PG MSc » Director: Post Matric, Geography Mr Piet van Tondu'...................................... 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