COLUMBIA Mo MISSOURIAN ItSat LeeDec fl111 PatePaso U11 I r awn N t a w v m I JIM MURRAMURRAYYIY NEA Picks Best Rookie iin P I Famous Battles it Jr JtlIP A ob 1 Evoke Quotes I Eccentric Tastes fi t From Sports a i Joe Accentuate Touch Sometimes you wonder what would happen if famous figures of history modeled themselves after NEW YORK-NEA-The last point disdis- games midway In the season when he did and the agony with which he hobbles off the football coaches'coaches quotes instead of vice versa I cussed aboutYORKNew York Jet quarterback Joe not throw any Yet the Jets won five of those field after games is widely known What is often is his football ability Fans games less known is that he has never missed a i mean instead of football coaches saying We met b our Waterloo what if Napoleon said We and even players debated his mandarin musmus- We take what we can get said regular season game because of injury He l tache that drooped about his mouth like a job is to win If we win with runs wewe- considers himself a professional who is paid j shouldn't have played for a tie ties are like kiss- lf My kiss hairy horseshoe his calf-length to play and z ing your sister ties f length mink coat still win he does i tie his love beads and medallions maroon silk forte this season has been Some examples of his field leadership are Here are a few other switches jackets white shoes and white cleats throwing passes to set up touchdowns He of interest here In four games the Jets had the lead lost in the quarter Y American Football League coaches howhow- drives the team within three four five yards it last and NaNa- Napoleon at Waterloo Were No lP1 v ever turn the talk first to the passer of the goal line then sends Matt Snell or math brought them back to win He led a r the field leader the Most Emerson Boozer or Bill Mathis across with yard drive against San Diego which endeda 1 Wellington at Waterloo kids were just Our Valuable Player in their league the ball The Jets topped the league in touch- 75with the JetsJets' winning touchdown with 1 47 up r touch for this one I told them they pulled on their o left in the A In Newspaper Enterprise AssociationsAssociation's anan- downs by rushing game quarterfourth-quarter fourfour- buskins one at a time same as we did Il minute drive against Houston result- t nual poll of coaches was the hash s completed as many passes yard rive resultresult- hs ed in a 80winning touchdown with only 47 sec- 1968 He for as much yardage and with fewest inter- sec The defenders of the Alamo We were outout- f overwhelming choice for interinter- onds remaining sec we on five of 10 other ceptions than at any time in his spectacular manned but weren't i was named ballots Five In the important opening game against fIf players received singles votes quarterbacks four-year professional career Attesting to Il quarterbacks year Kansas City the Jets led with six mui-min- Lincoln on the eve of the Civil War GentleGentle- Bob Griese of Miami and John Hadl of San this would be George Sauer and Don MayMay- 2019 min votes utes left in the game The Chiefs had just 1 men in a cross-town rivalry like this you can Diego place-kicker Jan of Kansas nard who rank first and third in pass throw townbooks place scored They kicked off and the Jet receiverj the record out receiving City defensive end Gerry Philbin and flanker istepped out of bounds on his own Don Maynard both Jets A most does not yard The Hessians at the battle of Trenton valuable player receive line passing handing off fourpassing in such an honor on physical skills Lead- mean illegal All we get is Last year finished second the alone LeadLead- passing handing off did not give up the ballball- recruitment board ership quality is also prime If room and tuition balloting to Oakland Raider quarterback there had and was deep in Kansas City territory when 5 Daryle Lamonica been some disgruntled teammates who thought the final gun sounded a bonus player in 1965 was Gen Custer at Little 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Lee Their bench beat us Robinson Paul i Gen USU.S. Grant Just keep running up the To Occupy Time in College tt- j B j middle they'll weaken a NEW YORK NEA Paul Robinson athletic scholarship in his fifth year of college total was 1023 yards in carries That in-in Washington at VaneyValley Forge is RaniRam in This i listens intently while a fan gushes praise that at the University of Arizona cluded eight touchdown runs one of 87 ji weather H might cause even another man to blush For two yearsye rs at Eastern Arizona Junior yards k the fellow youre College and for two Tucson Robinson Sitting BunBull at Little Big Horn Dont worry No Paul says more at Its sort of funny says Robinson still i WeveWe've got the horses the greatest rookie that's ever been Nobody vaswas a setting a school record in the grinning In this one season I gained more b not even Jim Brown or Gale SaversSayers or intermediate hurdles a feat he still likes to yards than I did in three years of high school The Minutemen at Lexington and Concord anybody did what you'veyouve done A thousand talk about and one year of college ball combined I I yards Paul a thousand yards The fourth year passed however and k- Dont forget this is our home field Kick off to Unlike Kansas City's rookie Holmes who Ten feet away a teammate turns while but- Robinson tillliB did not a degree in at them and spread out but have and pounds looks something like a k g toning his shirt my man Straight physical education With his track eligibility foot f fireplug Robinson has a normal build 6 w The commander of the Charge of the Light Runner he says Go get em Straight completed some means of financing a fifth 9foot pounds He doesn't miss the extra Brigade Injuries are killing us RobinsonsRobinson's naturally sleepysleepy-looking eyes vealyear had to be devised So Paul Robinson tried weight itm open wider now and his large mouth breaks football a sport he had not played since high I Cornwallis at Yorktown The alumni are never into a big ole country boy-type grin Yeah school decided to give it a shot he Running he says is your ability to type said regulate your speed going to understand this he says letting it slide out A shotI is what Robinson was Breaking into and set up blocks by thethe- Yeah other players That's Paul Robinson Yeah The Cincinnati Arizona Coach Darrell MurdasMurda's starting lineup other anyway Churchill turning back the German Air ForceForee The son of a janitor in the Tucson Medical at the Battle of Britain forgot the first rookie halfback The American FootFoot- he made Wildcat fans wonderr what they had They ir l ball League'sLeagues Rookie of the Year by a mile been missing for He impressed Center Robinson grew up in the western of you to estab- four years fundamental air strikes first have 10 polledpoll d by flatlands He never dreamed about the big your ground game Of the head coaches NEA everoneeveryone including the Cincinnati lish g one voted for Miami's Jim Kick Another liowho made him their No 3 draft choice towns and the big time much less planned for I generals at captured rocket base t1 voted for Kansas City back Robert Holmes Actually says Robinson just playing them According to friends however he is Allied V taking it all in his We got to the passer 2 Still another tabbed Oakland one year of college ball might have been a big regulated stride George Atkinson as the season'sseasons top yearfirst-year break for me I didn't have any certain system Pauls such a happy nonchalant kind of i I drilled into so when pro guy Gen MacArthur removed from Korea The ii.