Relative Ribaldry of Selected Stand-Up Specials Word Count 123 Specials, 7830 Minutes, 13002 Times Eddie Murphy: Raw (1987) 80 min 487 F*CK 222 SH*T 115 C*NT 0 N*GGER 14 B*TCH 20 A*S 54 D*CK 35 C*M 4 D*MN 18 H*LL 5 Eddie Murphy: Delirious (1983) 64 min 484 F*CK 230 SH*T 171 C*NT 0 N*GGER 6 B*TCH 14 A*S 27 D*CK 31 C*M 1 D*MN 4 H*LL 0 Bill Burr: Emotionally Unavailable (2007) 68 min 413 F*CK 187 SH*T 162 C*NT 0 N*GGER 1 B*TCH 10 A*S 21 D*CK 18 C*M 0 D*MN 8 H*LL 6 Richard Pryor: Live in Concert (1979) 76 min 405 F*CK 123 SH*T 125 C*NT 0 N*GGER 42 B*TCH 11 A*S 68 D*CK 5 C*M 12 D*MN 17 H*LL 2 Richard Pryor: Live On The Sunset Strip (1982) 76 min 396 F*CK 232 SH*T 89 C*NT 0 N*GGER 7 B*TCH 16 A*S 26 D*CK 5 C*M 3 D*MN 18 H*LL 0 Kevin Hart: What Now? (2016) 71 min 325 F*CK 88 SH*T 97 C*NT 0 N*GGER 5 B*TCH 26 A*S 50 D*CK 19 C*M 3 D*MN 35 H*LL 2 Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain (2011) 50 min 300 F*CK 72 SH*T 89 C*NT 0 N*GGER 19 B*TCH 45 A*S 22 D*CK 23 C*M 3 D*MN 22 H*LL 5 Bill Burr: You People Are All The Same (2012) 67 min 263 F*CK 141 SH*T 72 C*NT 3 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 7 A*S 5 D*CK 20 C*M 0 D*MN 10 H*LL 5 Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out (2017) 76 min 253 F*CK 179 SH*T 57 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 0 A*S 5 D*CK 3 C*M 0 D*MN 5 H*LL 4 Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny (2010) 65 min 250 F*CK 31 SH*T 75 C*NT 0 N*GGER 15 B*TCH 41 A*S 36 D*CK 12 C*M 2 D*MN 30 H*LL 8 Jo Koy: Live from Seattle (2017) 61 min 239 F*CK 120 SH*T 95 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 6 D*CK 8 C*M 1 D*MN 8 H*LL 0 Craig Ferguson: I'm Here to Help (2013) 77 min 234 F*CK 159 SH*T 28 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 8 A*S 34 D*CK 1 C*M 0 D*MN 1 H*LL 3 Bill Burr: I'm Sorry You Feel That Way (2014) 80 min 229 F*CK 127 SH*T 68 C*NT 1 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 5 A*S 7 D*CK 7 C*M 0 D*MN 8 H*LL 6 Louis CK: Hilarious (2010) 80 min 228 F*CK 113 SH*T 78 C*NT 5 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 3 A*S 14 D*CK 8 C*M 2 D*MN 4 H*LL 1 Louis CK: Chewed Up (2008) 59 min 222 F*CK 92 SH*T 62 C*NT 11 N*GGER 10 B*TCH 1 A*S 15 D*CK 14 C*M 15 D*MN 1 H*LL 1 Jim Jefferies: Bare (2014) 75 min 214 F*CK 129 SH*T 25 C*NT 24 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 2 A*S 20 D*CK 6 C*M 6 D*MN 0 H*LL 2 Jim Jefferies: Freedumb (2016) 85 min 210 F*CK 121 SH*T 47 C*NT 20 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 12 D*CK 3 C*M 3 D*MN 1 H*LL 2 Bill Hicks: Sane Man (1989) 76 min 203 F*CK 99 SH*T 47 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 3 A*S 16 D*CK 11 C*M 4 D*MN 15 H*LL 8 Chelsea Handler: Uganda Be Kidding Me: Live (2014) 69 min 204 F*CK 136 SH*T 39 C*NT 1 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 6 A*S 19 D*CK 2 C*M 0 D*MN 0 H*LL 1 Michael Che Matters (2016) 58 min 196 F*CK 81 SH*T 69 C*NT 0 N*GGER 13 B*TCH 1 A*S 2 D*CK 11 C*M 0 D*MN 5 H*LL 14 Bill Burr: Why Do I Do This (2008) 51 min 195 F*CK 89 SH*T 89 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 0 A*S 5 D*CK 8 C*M 0 D*MN 2 H*LL 2 Deep in the Heart of Texas: Dave Chappelle Live at Austin City Limits (2017) 63 min 193 F*CK 81 SH*T 58 C*NT 0 N*GGER 21 B*TCH 8 A*S 4 D*CK 8 C*M 5 D*MN 6 H*LL 2 George Carlin: It's Bad For Ya (2008) 67 min 189 F*CK 112 SH*T 52 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 0 A*S 15 D*CK 1 C*M 0 D*MN 2 H*LL 7 The Age of Spin: Dave Chappelle Live at The Hollywood Palladium (2017) 62 min 187 F*CK 91 SH*T 49 C*NT 0 N*GGER 28 B*TCH 5 A*S 3 D*CK 6 C*M 0 D*MN 5 H*LL 0 Tom Segura: Completely Normal (2014) 72 min 181 F*CK 100 SH*T 62 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 9 D*CK 6 C*M 0 D*MN 3 H*LL 0 Jim Jefferies: Fully Functional (2013) 58 min 175 F*CK 121 SH*T 8 C*NT 22 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 3 A*S 7 D*CK 4 C*M 8 D*MN 1 H*LL 1 Tom Segura: Mostly Stories (2016) 71 min 168 F*CK 89 SH*T 56 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 2 A*S 9 D*CK 10 C*M 0 D*MN 2 H*LL 0 Louis CK: 2017 (2017) 71 min 158 F*CK 74 SH*T 48 C*NT 1 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 0 A*S 5 D*CK 29 C*M 1 D*MN 0 H*LL 0 Marc Maron: Thinky Pain (2013) 89 min 155 F*CK 121 SH*T 28 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 0 A*S 2 D*CK 1 C*M 3 D*MN 0 H*LL 0 Jo Koy: Lights Out (2012) 55 min 153 F*CK 78 SH*T 47 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 3 A*S 8 D*CK 15 C*M 0 D*MN 2 H*LL 0 Bill Burr: Let It Go (2010) 62 min 150 F*CK 93 SH*T 30 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 4 A*S 6 D*CK 5 C*M 0 D*MN 10 H*LL 2 Margaret Cho: Beautiful (2009) 78 min 138 F*CK 48 SH*T 5 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 5 A*S 26 D*CK 46 C*M 7 D*MN 0 H*LL 1 Nick Offerman: American Ham (2014) 76 min 135 F*CK 81 SH*T 28 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 5 A*S 6 D*CK 10 C*M 0 D*MN 3 H*LL 2 Eddie Izzard: Dress To Kill (1999) 108 min 129 F*CK 109 SH*T 5 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 0 A*S 0 D*CK 0 C*M 0 D*MN 7 H*LL 8 Hannibal Buress: Live from Chicago (2014) 64 min 128 F*CK 27 SH*T 55 C*NT 0 N*GGER 1 B*TCH 3 A*S 22 D*CK 7 C*M 0 D*MN 7 H*LL 6 Iliza Shlesinger: Confirmed Kills (2016) 75 min 127 F*CK 89 SH*T 14 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 9 A*S 1 D*CK 12 C*M 0 D*MN 1 H*LL 1 Patton Oswalt: Werewolves and Lollipops (2007) 58 min 127 F*CK 88 SH*T 23 C*NT 1 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 0 A*S 5 D*CK 4 C*M 2 D*MN 3 H*LL 1 Hannibal Buress: Comedy Camisado (2016) 66 min 126 F*CK 20 SH*T 69 C*NT 0 N*GGER 1 B*TCH 2 A*S 14 D*CK 4 C*M 0 D*MN 11 H*LL 5 Louis CK: Live at the Beacon Theater (2011) 58 min 125 F*CK 59 SH*T 51 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 3 A*S 3 D*CK 5 C*M 4 D*MN 0 H*LL 0 Jim Norton: Mouthful of Shame (2017) 58 min 121 F*CK 55 SH*T 24 C*NT 1 N*GGER 1 B*TCH 0 A*S 24 D*CK 14 C*M 1 D*MN 1 H*LL 0 Mitch Hedberg: Do You Believe in Gosh? (2005) 39 min 114 F*CK 62 SH*T 40 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 7 A*S 3 D*CK 0 C*M 0 D*MN 2 H*LL 0 Patton Oswalt: Talking for Clapping (2016) 62 min 111 F*CK 59 SH*T 33 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 0 A*S 6 D*CK 5 C*M 0 D*MN 5 H*LL 3 Mitch Hedberg: Mitch All Together (2003) 38 min 102 F*CK 60 SH*T 25 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 4 D*CK 0 C*M 0 D*MN 11 H*LL 1 Rachel Feinstein: Only Whores Wear Purple (2016) 54 min 101 F*CK 21 SH*T 27 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 8 A*S 16 D*CK 23 C*M 1 D*MN 3 H*LL 2 Margaret Cho: PsyCHO (2015) 80 min 100 F*CK 42 SH*T 5 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 6 A*S 26 D*CK 19 C*M 0 D*MN 0 H*LL 2 George Carlin: Carlin on Campus (1984) 47 min 98 F*CK 35 SH*T 19 C*NT 3 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 29 D*CK 2 C*M 1 D*MN 7 H*LL 1 Patton Oswalt: My Weakness Is Strong (2009) 62 min 98 F*CK 57 SH*T 25 C*NT 0 N*GGER 1 B*TCH 1 A*S 9 D*CK 1 C*M 0 D*MN 3 H*LL 1 Louis CK: Live at the Comedy Store (2015) 62 min 94 F*CK 25 SH*T 29 C*NT 0 N*GGER 9 B*TCH 4 A*S 12 D*CK 4 C*M 11 D*MN 0 H*LL 0 Bill Hicks: Revelations (1993) 53 min 93 F*CK 68 SH*T 17 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 2 D*CK 1 C*M 0 D*MN 4 H*LL 0 Aziz Ansari: Buried Alive (2013) 78 min 91 F*CK 25 SH*T 33 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 0 D*CK 29 C*M 0 D*MN 1 H*LL 2 Donald Glover: Weirdo (2012) 63 min 88 F*CK 33 SH*T 20 C*NT 1 N*GGER 16 B*TCH 2 A*S 2 D*CK 10 C*M 2 D*MN 1 H*LL 1 Iliza Shlesinger: Freezing Hot (2015) 69 min 86 F*CK 64 SH*T 15 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 2 A*S 1 D*CK 3 C*M 0 D*MN 0 H*LL 1 Amy Schumer: The Leather Special (2017) 55 min 85 F*CK 48 SH*T 11 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 4 D*CK 4 C*M 16 D*MN 1 H*LL 0 Wyaat Cenac: Brooklyn (2014) 62 min 85 F*CK 46 SH*T 27 C*NT 0 N*GGER 1 B*TCH 2 A*S 1 D*CK 3 C*M 0 D*MN 4 H*LL 1 Bo Burnham: Make Happy (2016) 57 min 84 F*CK 41 SH*T 14 C*NT 0 N*GGER 1 B*TCH 3 A*S 0 D*CK 17 C*M 0 D*MN 1 H*LL 7 Ali Wong: Baby Cobra (2016) 58 min 83 F*CK 23 SH*T 40 C*NT 1 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 5 A*S 12 D*CK 1 C*M 0 D*MN 1 H*LL 0 Colin Quinn: The New York Story (2016) 60 min 83 F*CK 39 SH*T 25 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 3 A*S 8 D*CK 0 C*M 0 D*MN 2 H*LL 6 Aziz Ansari: Dangerously Delicious (2012) 59 min 80 F*CK 22 SH*T 18 C*NT 0 N*GGER 1 B*TCH 1 A*S 2 D*CK 29 C*M 4 D*MN 3 H*LL 0 Hannibal Buress: Animal Furnace (2012) 64 min 78 F*CK 15 SH*T 28 C*NT 2 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 2 A*S 17 D*CK 0 C*M 2 D*MN 4 H*LL 8 Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy (2017) 65 min 77 F*CK 33 SH*T 25 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 12 A*S 1 D*CK 0 C*M 0 D*MN 1 H*LL 5 Iliza Shlesinger: War Paint (2013) 74 min 77 F*CK 44 SH*T 15 C*NT 0 N*GGER 1 B*TCH 9 A*S 1 D*CK 2 C*M 0 D*MN 4 H*LL 1 Neal Brennan: 3 Mics (2017) 63 min 76 F*CK 38 SH*T 24 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 2 A*S 3 D*CK 1 C*M 0 D*MN 6 H*LL 2 Aziz Ansari: Live at Madison Square Garden (2015) 53 min 75 F*CK 32 SH*T 28 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 0 D*CK 2 C*M 8 D*MN 4 H*LL 0 Jimmy Carr: Funny Business (2016) 61 min 74 F*CK 52 SH*T 4 C*NT 5 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 6 D*CK 2 C*M 3 D*MN 0 H*LL 1 Mitch Hedberg: Strategic Grill Locations (1999) 53 min 74 F*CK 41 SH*T 21 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 7 D*CK 0 C*M 0 D*MN 3 H*LL 1 Patton Oswalt: Finest Hour (2011) 75 min 74 F*CK 25 SH*T 21 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 0 A*S 9 D*CK 1 C*M 1 D*MN 12 H*LL 5 Chelsea Peretti: One of the Greats (2014) 67 min 73 F*CK 27 SH*T 19 C*NT 1 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 9 A*S 2 D*CK 15 C*M 0 D*MN 0 H*LL 0 Louis C.K.: Oh My God (2013) 56 min 73 F*CK 23 SH*T 33 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 0 A*S 10 D*CK 4 C*M 1 D*MN 2 H*LL 0 Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time (2014) 70 min 71 F*CK 33 SH*T 17 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 0 A*S 4 D*CK 12 C*M 0 D*MN 3 H*LL 2 Jen Kirkman: Just Keep Livin? (2017) 66 min 69 F*CK 38 SH*T 10 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 2 A*S 9 D*CK 2 C*M 1 D*MN 1 H*LL 6 Lucas Brothers: On Drugs (2017) 42 min 66 F*CK 23 SH*T 26 C*NT 0 N*GGER 11 B*TCH 3 A*S 3 D*CK 0 C*M 0 D*MN 0 H*LL 0 David Cross: Making America Great Again! (2016) 69 min 64 F*CK 41 SH*T 10 C*NT 3 N*GGER 2 B*TCH 4 A*S 3 D*CK 0 C*M 0 D*MN 1 H*LL 0 Morgan Murphy: Irish Goodbye (2013) 49 min 62 F*CK 19 SH*T 31 C*NT 3 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 2 D*CK 2 C*M 4 D*MN 0 H*LL 0 Wyaat Cenac: Comedy Person (2011) 66 min 61 F*CK 14 SH*T 11 C*NT 0 N*GGER 19 B*TCH 2 A*S 6 D*CK 4 C*M 0 D*MN 2 H*LL 3 Demetri Martin: Live (At the Time) (2015) 60 min 60 F*CK 13 SH*T 23 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 3 A*S 8 D*CK 7 C*M 0 D*MN 2 H*LL 4 Moshe Kasher: Live in Oakland (2013) 51 min 60 F*CK 7 SH*T 15 C*NT 0 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 10 A*S 5 D*CK 4 C*M 0 D*MN 2 H*LL 17 Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo (2016) 54 min 59 F*CK 26 SH*T 7 C*NT 1 N*GGER 0 B*TCH 1 A*S 1 D*CK 9 C*M 13 D*MN 1 H*LL 0 Bo Burnham: what.