12 June 14, 2011 The Press, Christchurch FRIDAY JUNE 17 Golf: US Open Paper Man Street Fighter Miranda From 5am, Sky Sport 1 8.30pm, Rialto ★★★1⁄2 8.30pm, Four ★★★ 9.40pm, TV One Bethesda, Maryland’s Congres- 2009 comedy-drama about a Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul On tonight’s episode of this sional Country Club, hosts the US washed-up writer who befriends a Julia and Kylie Minogue star in terrific BBC ‘‘old fashioned Open for the third time in the teenager. ‘‘Aided by subtly this decidedly B-grade but highly sitcom’’, Miranda’s mother Penny tournament’s 111 outings. Those wounded performances by Jeff entertaining 1994 action- decides to introduce her daughter challenging for the title on the Daniels and Emma Stone, and a adventure based on the popular to a suitable man by holding a 7574-yard, par-71 course are likely surprisingly affecting comic turn video game. Van Damme plays a Pride and Prejudice-themed party. to include Luke Donald, Lee from Ryan Reynolds, Paper Man commando colonel leading a After one unsuccessful attempt to Westwood, Phil Mickelson and makes up for many of its covert mission to rescue wriggle out of it, Miranda tries a defending US Open champion shortcomings with an abundance kidnapped relief workers from a desperate tactic, forcing the Graeme McDowell. of heart,’’ wrote NPR’s Ian psychotic warlord. theme to be changed to Tipping Buckwalter. Miranda: 9.40pm, TV One. the Velvet. 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