10/2/2011 Skills [email protected] Comfortable working on the PC platform. Despises the Mac platform like the Plague. (hp) 33171018 Adobe Photoshop/ InDesign/Dreamweaver Media and Communications – Inhumations with Extreme Impoliteness - Video and Written Journalism - Contraband Windows Movie Maker Logistics - Film Production - 20% Approval Ratings – Ceremonies Presentation - Cartoon Villainy - Documentary Audacity Narration – Pyrotechnics Management – Oriental and Occidental Composition. Imperial-standard radio, television, holo-projector, magic mirror and crystal ball broadcast studio equipment Proficient written and spoken English (including Ye Olde English, American Inner City Jive and Nadsat), Malay (including Cakap Tinja Banteng), Chinese (Mandarin, Hakka and Hainan), Latin (including Canis Latinicus), German, Spanish, Czech, Maltese, Swahili, Coastal Kadazan, Catalan, Afrikaans, Esperanto, Sindarin, Quenya, Wookiespeak, Klingon, Morporkian, Fremen, Vogon, High Gothic, Low Gothic and Lingua Technis Proficient with the piano, electronic keyboard, keytar, harpsichord, accordion, glockenspiel, hurdy-gurdy, erhu, castanets, cowbell, gong, triangle and both armpits. Proficient with automobiles and rotorcraft. Education Employment & Activities Self-employed Ruprecht Karl University of Heidelberg Organizer of Si-Fan Society University of Paris Co-wrote The Mystery of Dr. Fu Manchu, The Mask University of Edinburgh of Fu Manchu, The Bride of Fu Manchu, President Raithal Academy Fu Manchu, Emperor Fu Manchu and the Immortal •Bachelor of Interrogation Dr. Fu Manchu Starred in the films of The Mystery of Dr. Fu •Major in Chemical Torment Manchu, The Mask of Fu Manchu, The Brides of Fu YenLo Institution of Cerebral Manchu, The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu and Reconditioning The Castle of Fu Manchu. Made a cameo •Diploma in Thought Reform appearance in Werewolf Women of the SS. Cromartie High School Starred in the 1956 13-episode series ‘The Adventures of Dr. Fu Manchu’ •Distinction in Refined Juvenile Supported the Qing Empire during the Boxer Delinquency. Rebellions. Ankh-Morpork Assassins' Guild Started a stoner rock band under own namesake. •Graduated with exceptional scores in Co-hosted the Collier Hour from1927 to 1931 on death traps construction, Viper House. the radio channel Blue Network. Co-wrote the graphic novels the British Graphic Novel, ‘The Island of Fu Manchu’. Consultant in Alan Moore’s ‘The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen’ comic book series. Mentorship of the Mandarin from 1958 to 1964. Profile Full Name Funanicus Manchurius Occupation Diabolical Mastermind Date of Birth 25/7/1922 Nationality Imperial Manchurian Email [email protected] Contact 3317-1018 Online Networks Portal of Evil, Something Awful, Conservapedia Personal Interests Wickedness, Convoluted schemes, Bargain sales, Chinese opera, Death traps, Long moustaches, Lynch mobs, Venomous Animals, Golf 1.