Page 6 November 5, 2009 MANHATTAN BEACH SUN Frankly Plank Lakers Kick Clips to the By Duane Plank that we had installed a while back, I won’t Hope y’all had a safe and sane Halloween have to be bothered by the commercials? Curb, Again traversing the local environs. I wandered Hadn’t run into my vivacious neighbor down the street to the Halloween Frolic in Shannon until after her Colts kicked my By Duane Plank for sitting out as many games as possible the early evening and was treated to some Rams to the curb a week and a half ago. I We’re 10 days into the interminable NBA last year, but do blame him this year if he fine looking costumes, and a bit of the mu- think she may have said hello, trying to be regular season, the one that will conclude with doesn’t bounce back big time. sica. And lo and behold, had my non-pierced somewhat neighborly, before smiling and the Lakers triumphantly entering the playoffs And don’t look for Dunleavy to can himself ears treated to some rock and roll music by mentioning some numbers, like 42-6. Which and the Clippers enduring a search for a new before the regular season concludes on April the band playing on the corner right across just happened to be the score of the Colts’ general manager and coach. Burning ques- 14, when the Clips will close out against from the pizza place, which was doing a pounding of my Lambs. If she weren’t such a tions abound for the local pro hoopers. For the defending champs down the hallway at bang-up business selling...well, pizza, and nice lady, I may have taken offense. But let’s the Lakers, really important questions like Staples. Seems that Dunleavy lives a pretty some beverages in the infamous red cups. get real. How can I take offense at anything will big man Lamar Odom be able to focus charmed life when it comes to working in Toward the end of the final set, the mike when the Rams hadn’t not won a game in on his game while enduring the media-driven the NBA. The guy sports a 592-688 won-loss was turned over to local legend The Music more than a year? Seventeen straight losses. idiocy and scrutiny following his alleged record in 16 seasons, and as a GM had the Man, who belted out a darn decent rendition One word. Dick Vermeil. Okay, that is two marriage to a publicity-seeking freeloader good fortune to follow the overmatched Elgin of the Ramones 1978 ditty, “I Wanna Be words. See how out of sorts that I am? They in the offseason? Will the at times trouble- Baylor in that position. So the bar was set Sedated.” Great way to get the evening roll- did beat the Lions last Sunday, though. some Ron Artest meddle with the Lakers’ pretty darn low. Like about an inch above ing. May have been the way that the evening Forgot this peeve recently, getting so team chemistry, which seemed to be pretty the hardwood. ended for others. Who knows? absorbed in the horrible calls made by the darn good during last season’s champion- Okay, so the Lakers are expected by most Recently got a call, for about the fourth MLB umps in the playoffs. Did the World ship run? And will Adam Morrison ever get all in the alleged know to waltz through the time, from some telemarketer bozo who Series start yet? into a game, and if he does surface on the regular season, win the Pacific Division, pick wanted to sell some cheesy deal to us in Anyway, what the heck is the NFL doing? hardwood, start making some outside shots? up the numero uno seeding in the Western regards to the kid and the SAT test. You Each and every week, I gaze into one of the Let’s see, the crystal (basket) ball says... Conference playoffs, and cruise through the know--the test that kids take in high school. screens at the research spot, when I am not yes, yes, and yes. Odom, the 30-year-old first couple of rounds of said playoffs, barely Mostly juniors and seniors, pretty big deal gazing at something else, and I can barely forward, has had a heck of a lot more impor- breaking a sweat while dispatching some towards getting into a nice college. Think tell who is playing. Throwback unis are ev- tant things to deal with during his pro career bottom-feeder playoff teams like the Phoenix that I scored about 10, 000 when I took the erywhere, and this old-time NFL fan thinks than some publicity-seeking reality show Suns or the Denver Nuggets. All of which test in the mid 70s. Sure I did. And then I that the continued use of these godawful unis chick trying to force him into a post-nup probably will happen, but first they will still used the push that my remarkable SAT scores is tarnishing the NFL’s image. When I turn agreement that will strip him of 50 percent have to slog through the 82-game schedule, gave me the right to take about 14 years on a game featuring the Raiders and the Jets, of his cashola when the inevitable divorce and 41 home games in front of super-fan to finally get my college degree. Why look I don’t want to see two teams dressed up in occurs. Remember that Odom’s infant son Jack Nicholson. Who hasn’t been seen on Bucket List back, time to look forward, right? multi-colored, striped clown uniforms, trying died in 2006 from SIDS. So the annoyance the big-screen since the flick . Anyway, politely answered the call, tried to sell more gear to moronic fans who will of the presence of the way over-caffeinated Maybe it’s time to get back to work, Jack? to explain that the kid was not taking the somehow go out and buy a Marc Sanchez or paparazzi and “wife” Khloe Kardashian is Short of catastrophic simultaneous injuries SAT this year. Which may or may not be JaMarcus Russell throwback jersey. Criminy, pretty trivial in the scheme of things. to Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol, Odom and An- true, guess that I should find out about that. Sanchez is just a rookie hot dog, and anybody, Artest should be on good behavior during drew Bynum, the biggest challenge facing Jerk on the other end of the line hung up everybody, would like to throw Russell back his stay in LA. He probably feels fortunate the Lakers as they attempt to defend their on me. On me. Jerk was telemarketing me to the bayous in Louisiana. to be given a golden opportunity to get an NBA crown is the inevitable complacency and he rudely hung up on me. This was So Jamie McCourt wants nearly 500k a NBA ring, and has been nothing but cordial, that will probably settle in. Like maybe dur- about the fourth call from this group of SAT month spousal support from Dodger owner if a bit spacey, during training camp. ing an eight-game road trip that is set to take telemarketers, and none of them ended well. and estranged hubby Frank. Or “only” $321k As for Morrison, this is a make-or-break place in mid-January, taking the Purple and So consider my sad story, folks with high per month if she somehow gets her CEO job season for the ex-collegiate superstar. If he Gold to Cleveland, Toronto and Memphis, school-aged kids, if you get one of these back with Los Doyers. Frank claims that is able to make his way off the end of the among other garden spots. Could be a tad rude, annoying, calls. his lovely wife was diddling around with bench and log some significant minutes, he bit cold on the road in January, but I guess Wonder how ESPN and the clowns like a Dodger employee, some cab driver or better drill some 20-foot jumpers, or not only the fellas will probably have some decent Chris Berman and Stuart Scott covered the limo jockey. And that the limo jockey and will he quickly be sent back to the pine, but heaters in their glamorous hotel suites. And Steve Phillips embarrassment? You did hear Ms. McCourt vacationed in France over the could be jettisoned right off the Laker roster. if they get a little weary of life on the road, that the ex-New York Met GM, who had summer, and sent the bill to the Dodgers? As for the sad sack Clips, both of their away from their families and significant oth- been working for the sports cable outlet as Maybe the ga-ga-eyed couple was scouring fans probably have questions that need to be ers, the guys can always wander down to the a baseball analyst, was canned very recently the French wine country, looking for a number addressed. Will the perennially out-of-shape local gentleman’s club and partake in a little because he had an affair with a 22-year-old one starting pitcher? Unfortunately, all the guard Baron Davis, pride of the Westside’s nocturnal off-court entertainment. female production assistant. Saw pictures hard work, and I am sure it was hard, done Crossroads High, actually show up and stay Back to the hardwood. Any rundown of the of the lady, and I can’t believe that Phillips by Ms.