WARNING! Groundlings Stakeout has been monitoring your activities. Everything you have said in the last ten years has been duly noted, and if we are to be honest with ourselves, enjoyed. The things you mumble while driving are priceless, and we agree that “some jack-asses should take the bus.” We are especially interested in the things you say in your sleep. Who is “Mr. Lombard”? His name pops up repeatedly. Usually, it is in the context of garden work. “Shear at least three inches off the hedge,” you often advise Mr. Lombard. He is a favorite character of ours and we look forward to his progress on your dreamscape yard. In summary, please enjoy this show as much as we have enjoyed every aspect of your personal life. Gratefully, Groundlings Stakeout. Ted Michaels is a founding member of the Crazy Uncle Joe Show at the Groundlings in Los Angeles, where he was also a main company member from 2000 to 2005. Ted recently portrayed Floyd Petrowski in Felicia Day’s acclaimed web series, THE GUILD. He’s written on such shows as BUCKET & SKINNER’S EPIC ADVENTURES for Nickelodeon and MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES for Adult Swim. His fi rst novel, The Beach Beneath The Beach, is available online from all major ebook sites. As a puppeteer, Ted’s performed in MTV’s WARREN THE APE, Fusion Television’s NO YOU Ted SHUT UP, the 53RD ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS and THE MUPPETS on ABC. He also wrote and Michaels directed an absurdist fi lm called TANGOBORN (Director) MENCLENTY, currently in post production. Scott Beehner’s television appearances include CASUAL, EXTANT, NCIS, MODERN FAMILY, WORKAHOLICS, IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, HART OF DIXIE, SUPER FUN NIGHT, UP ALL NIGHT, PERFECT COUPLES, MAD LOVE, WORST WEEK, ZEKE & LUTHER, THUNDERMANS and THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS. Film credits include GANGSTER SQUAD, Woody Allen’s SWEET AND LOWDOWN, Whit Stillman’s THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO and TOMCATS. Originally from Omaha, Nebraska, Scott is a graduate of Fordham University in New York City and the Actors Studio Scott MFA Program. Beehner Tim lists cleaning an autopsy room at the top of his crappy jobs that he’s had list. Things he’d rather be doing: AQUARIUS, MAD MEN, HAWAII 5-0, CRIMINAL MINDS, NEW GIRL, TROPHY WIFE, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, THE KROLL SHOW, TOSH O., REAL HUSBANDS OF HOLLYWOOD, HENRY DANGER, KICKIN’ IT, THE HUB, BIG TIME RUSH, JUSTIFIED, BURN NOTICE, JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES , THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS, GENERAL HOSPITAL, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM and RENO 911 . He has also played in major fi lms such as SEX TAPE opposite Cameron Diaz and HANCOCK with Will Smith. Watch Timothy for him in the new independent feature: THE GHOST AND THE WHALE and the Comedy Central series Brennen IDIOTSITTER. Lauren’s TV credits include 2 BROKE GIRLS, MIGHTY MED, GO ON, WHITNEY, and WEEDS. She has appeared in numerous commercials, independent fi lms, and has performed with UCB in LA and Killing My Lobster in SF. She co-created a popular web series about motherhood called TODAY IN THE PARK. She attended the Stella Adler Conservatory in the Big Apple. Lauren loves The Groundlings and she loves you too. Lauren Burns Recently, Jim blackmailed Groundlings Alumni Melissa McCarthy & Ben Falcone for a role in their next fi lm, THE BOSS. Before that, Michaela Watkins and Damon Jones were coerced into hiring Jim as a staff writer for their series BENCHED. Jim also wrote for SNL (dirt on Kristen Wiig & Will Forte) and for THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW (Hugh Davidson’s tragic slip-up). In 2006, Jim caught Broadway legend James Lapine in a very compromising position, so he got to play ‘Vice Principal Panch’ in the 1st tour of THE 25th ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE. Jim In his free time, Jim texts Stephanie Courtney pictures of what she did until she gets him in Cashman another Progressive commercial. Tony is totally rad, but mainly because of his hilarious family and friends. He stars as Dewey Finn in Nickelodeon’s SCHOOL OF ROCK. Some of his other credits include HART OF DIXIE, TWO BROKE GIRLS, MODERN FAMILY, and THE DUFF. He is an Eagle Scout, a Black Belt, and a proud graduate of the Virginia Military Institute. Tony has performed in the Montreal Just For Laughs comedy festival and written for the CBS Diversity Showcase. He’s super grateful for his wife Annie and their three rescue pups, Lucy, Tony Tippi, and Maggie! Cavalero Matt’s TV credits include: CLIPPED, THE COMEBACK, MOM, 2 BROKE GIRLS, WHIT- NEY, AUSTIN & ALLY, KICKIN’ IT, HARRY’S LAW, TRUE BLOOD, and CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. Stage credits include: Fairy Tale Theater 18 & Over, The Servant of Two Masters, and Twelfth Night. Matt received his BA from Rider University. He grew up on the Jersey shore and although he lived a block and half from the beach he spent most of his time indoors playing Sega Genesis. Matt is a member of the sketch group BIG BOSS and of Matt the Dungeons & Dragons podcast CRIT JUICE (there’s that indoor kid thing coming into play.) Cook Matt is thrilled to be a member of the Ground- lings Main Company! Laurel grew up on the East Coast, went to Colby College in Maine followed by the Circle in the Square Acting Conservatory in New York City. Before moving to Los Angeles, Laurel studied and performed comedy in Chicago at Second City and ImprovOlympic. She also spent a year performing with Boom Chicago in Amsterdam. She can be seen in the movie CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE and on TV shows including ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, MODERN FAMILY, THE OFFICE, 2 BROKE GIRLS, HOT IN Laurel CLEVELAND and WORKAHOLICS. Laurel also plays the character “Jan” in a series of Toyota Coppock commercials. H Michael is currently playing the role of Josh on Comedy Central’s REVIEW and voicing multiple characters on the Disney animated show PICKLE AND PEANUT. Other credits include CLIPPED, IDIOTSITTER, NOW WE KNOW, WORKAHOLICS, MOM, DON’T TRUST THE B IN APT 23, HOT IN CLEVELAND, ZEKE AND LUTHOR, and HEROES. H Michael Croner Mikey is currently a writer for SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. Google Image Mikey for steamy nude pics! Mikey Day Allison will appear in the fi rst season of the upcoming series ANGIE TRIBECA, produced by Steve and Nancy Carell. She is also a regular on Hulu’s fully improvised comedy, QUICK DRAW. Other credits include THE MENTALIST, CASTLE, 2 BROKE GIRLS, CRIMINAL MINDS, and RIZZOLI &ISLES. Allison is also a professional burlesque dancer. She is currently appearing in SMOKESHOW at Harvelle’s in Santa Monica. She also cooks. Triple threat y’all. Allison thinks Kevin Kirkpatrick needs help. Allison Dunbar Chris Eckert is from Hayward, California. His credits include SUPER FUN NIGHT, DOIN’ IT YOURSELF (pilot), THE COMEBACK and I SNATCHED ANDY WARHOL and RAISING HOPE, which won the 2013 GLAAD award for best episode. Chris is a graduate of The American Academy Of Dramatic Arts and a founding member of the sketch group, The Gym. He created an improv show, THE GALE. Beyond the Groundlings, you can fi nd him at UCB, The Improv, and other comedy castles. Chris Semper Fi, dad n’ Daniel. Eckert Andrew’s TV credits include: HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER, COMEDY BANG-BANG, BENCHED, REVIEW, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, HAP-PY ENDINGS, THE BIG C, MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE, NCIS, THE THUNDERMANS & as Uncle Jack on IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA. In fi lm: IDENTITY THEIR, WALK OF SHAME, CASUAL ENCOUNTERS, MAX PAYNE, LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, MY SUPER-EX GIRLFRIEND, THE BROTHERS SOLOMON and TANGOBORN MENCLENTY - written & directed by alum Ted Michaels. Upcoming: the inde-pendent fi lm Andrew IT’S US with Eliza Coupe. Andrew has been a company member for 10 years & is sponsored by Friedman Tom’s Toothpaste & 3 Musketeers. After growing up on the central coast of Maine, Ryan moved south and attended Stonehill College outside of Boston, MA. Following a brief career as an offi ce supply salesman, Ryan decided he would start calling himself an actor. Then, he started acting. Ryan’s television credits include HOUSE OF LIES, MODERN FAMILY, IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, 2 BrOKE GIRLS, and SUPER FUN NIGHT. Film credits include IDENTITY THIEF and SPACE STATION 76. His parents still think he is “visiting” Ryan Los Angeles. Gaul Kevin’s television credits include MODERN FAMILY, LAST MAN STANDING, UP ALL NIGHT, and HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, as well as recurring roles on GREEK, and SVETLANA. Films include, PORTRAIT OF FEMALE DES-PERATION, BEAUTY AND THE BRIEFCASE, and JESUS PEOPLE. Kevin Kirkpatrick Steve’s television credits include: EASTBOUND AND DOWN, 30 ROCK, DRUNK HISTORY, SUBURGATORY, and RENO 911!. He has also appeared in the fi lms: WRONG, WRONG COPS, COFFEE TOWN, THE CATECHISM CATACLYSM and TAMMY. Additionally, Steve is an Emmy winning writer who has written on the cartoon shows, ADVENTURE TIME, MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES, THE MARVELOUS MISADVEN-TURES OF FLAPJACK, and CAMP Steve LAZO. Little Laird Macintosh’s recent Film and Television credits include, DANCE CAMP, XOXO, TIM TIMMERMAN: HOPE OF AMERICA, PETAL PUSHERS, JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE, NCIS: LA, MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES, YOUNG & HUNGRY, TOSH.0, ANGER MANAGEMENT, KEY & PEELE, MODERN FAMILY and NCIS. And now some old stuff, THE GREAT RAID, ALEXANDER, RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, BAND OF BROTHERS, NURSE BETTY and Laird SAVING PRIVATE RYAN. Macintosh Jill’s fi lm credits include: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN. Her recent television credits include MODERN FAMILY, THE MIDDLE, HART OF DIXIE, INCREDIBLE CREW, VICTORIOUS.