\ ( 'I l-MI .^'), \. M I Ml l.. v| \ I ; -.1 n ( II \ ||;< |\| •>'••: ( i i| ' ( :| M W M M . M I, ::iiiis Students to participate in College's Career fifth annual housing lottery Fair helpful for senior students By Julie Short & Mariah Redden The lower the number, the better students who want a kitchen pick StairWriteis chance a student has of acquiring the Thompson and Asbury, which fill By Mike Mebrahtu residence of his or her choice. up the quickest because they are the Staff Writer All students who plan to live on "We have more students living smallest, he said. mgm4j®uvawise.edu campus next year will have to partici• on campus than He said students who want air pate in the college's bousing lotteiy on we have spaces, conditioning pick Martha Randolph The Career Fair was held on Wednesday. March 19 Wednesday. March 26 in Ibe atrium of so this was the and students who want a suite pick from 12 to 3 p.m. at the Oreear Gymnasium and was hosted the Slemp Student Center. method devel• Hensoo. by of Student Development. This is the fifth year of the hous• oped to assign Henson fills up last because it is The fair provided seniors and juniors with an opportu• ing lottery, the college's pnxcss for spaces," Lewko- the Uggest, Lewkowicz said. nity to speak with employers abom findingjob s after gradu• housing returning students for the fol• wicz said. "I Some students said they are con• ation. lowing school year. think demand is cerned about the fairness of the pro• "I believe the fair was a success for students," said se• The purpose of the lottery is to greater than sup• cess. nior Sean Murphy. "However. I wish they had more careers allow students currently residing on ply. Therefore, "1 do not think it is a good idea," Lewkowicz outside of the region." campus to secure jwusing for the fol• it [the housing said freshman Shannes Johnson. "I The employers who attended the fair included the Air- lowing school year," said director of lottery] is defi• feel like it is unreliable and not fair." Force. STO Inc.. Harrisonburg Police. Paramoum Manu• Residence Life Jasoii Lewkdwicz in nitely helpful and the only equitable Johnson said there are too many facturing, Carter Machinery, Wise County School Board an e-mail. way to do iL" people trying to get rooms on campus and thirty other employers. The housing lottery process re• Lewkowicz said students pick and not enough numbers. She said "As empktyers, we're here to educate students on the quires studente to show their CAVS where they want to live based on per- that a new system that is based on se- application process and provide students with valuable job ID cards and draw a lottery number. sooal preference. niorit)' or on a first come first serve opportunities." said BB&T employment consultam Qmnie seehoneiy,page2 Pod. Students at the fair received goodie bags from the em- seeVtit,page2 Tiller to Graduation Women's History discuss Celebration Month events in continue

coUoquia By Aaron Collier Feature Editor Fiom staff Reports [email protected]

Ken Tiller, an associate pro• The college will continue to celebrate Women's His• fessor of English, will discuss tory Month with events and panel discussions scheduled Layamon's "Brut" during a fac• during the coming weeks. ulty cdloqnia inesentation at 1 The next event during the celebration will be on March p.m. on March 26 in the Chapel 24 and features Associate Prcrfiessor and Chair of the De• of AU Faiths. partment of Communication Studies Rachel Tighe present• Tiller, who recetly published ing her lecture oa "Gender Differences in Commimica- a book, titled tioa" The lecture will begin at I p.m. in the Chapel of All "'Layamon's Faiths. Bnrt'and the A discussion panel titled "Balancing Acts" will begin Anglo-Nor• at 1 p.m. on March 26 and features women discussiug edu• man Vision cation, duties and responsibilities necessary for future ca• of History," reers. will discuss The panel will include Maria Weitzman, associate Layamon's Photos by Kate Baldwin professor of English; Jewell AsUns, assistant professor of mier education and director of the Teacher Educatioa Piagnu]]; affect on the Seniors were able Ustoiy of Ktistina Feeser, associate professor of psychology; and English literature. to get all their afMrs in Margie Ttocker, professor of chemistry. Tiller has been a member order to graduate dur• Askins said she is honored to be a part of the panel and of the UVa-Wise faculty since ing the (»llege% Senior that it is impcHtant toinfor m the campus community of die 1996 and is currently chair of Salute on Wednesday, changing rcrfes of womea the Language and Utearaure March 19 on the 6th "I do think that the role of women has changed in our depaitmenL In additicm to Ms floor of the Slemp Stu• society,'' Asians said. 'The demands oo a profesdonal work with "BnA," he has pub• dent Center. women has chained in some ways and in some ways I tUnk lished articles on Thomas Malo- Students ordered those demands have stayed the same." ly's "Le Morte d'Arthur" and graduation announce• Women's History Month comes toa n end on Match 28 the English rcmumce. ments and class rings, with a presentation by Weitzman and Elizab^ Steele, the The event counts as a cul• received caps and coordinator of Advising and Retentioa The lecture is titled tural activily and is free and "Women of 'The Maltese Falcon." The lecture will be in opentothepuUic. gowns and confirmed conjunction with 'The Big Read," a National Endowmeitt Those looking for more in- graduation eligibility of the Arts program granted to the Lonesome Pine Library. fonnation can contact the Office Seniors also voted Steele said that the most interesting upect of the event of College Relations at 328- for reflection speakers is that Uie community, along with the college, will be read• 0130 or read the press release during Commencement ing the "Maltese Fakoa" She said that ptitidpating in an available on the college's web• In May. event such as this has her excited toco-presen t the program site. seeWstorfiptigel

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Appalachian Writing Project RHA wins top honors at extends application deadline VACURCH conference How Many Airport Signs By Mariah Redden From Staff Reports UVa-Wise was also awarded "School Feminism Not , Staff Writer ^ Geitifled tewhers from kindergarten of the Year" for the fourth straight year. [email protected] '^through tlie cdlege level who currently The Residence l lall Association (RHA) IXvo students also earned individual hon• have a position in a Southwest Viiginia won "Progiam of the Year" for the fiflh ors. Freshman Grace Pilk won the "First A Dirty Word Can YOU Read The Appalachian Writing Pcoject is school are eligible to be nominated or ap• consecutive year at the Virginia Associa• Year Experience" award and sophomore ByAllieRolnnscm would still be wandering around that to the national economy...we don't now accepting applicatioas for the 2008 ply to the program tion of College and University Residence Clay Ouynn won National Communication By Lindsay Hoggins Staff Writer airport now, one week teter. That like to turn down here) to drift Invitational Summer Writing Institute Applicants are selected 1^ displaying Halls (VACURH) Conference in Williams• Coordinator of the Year. Assistant director CavaUer Daily (U.Virginia) [email protected](hi place is confusing enough even if you about aimlessly because they don't which will be held at UVa Wise from June leadership qualities and by going above burg, Va. on Feb 22. of Residence Life Angela Lemke won Ad• do undentandEnglisli. know all the ri^ words in EngUsh? 9 through July 3. The deadline for applica- and beyond standard methods of teaching visor of the Year. RHA earned the award for their "Mad (U-WIRB) CHARLOTTESVIU^ Va - For a wWle. tims has been ef tended riom Match 3 to in the classroom, Clark said. rve got a questkM for you: How And then there's that argument ,§cienlist^,Laboratoiy Haunted House" set RHA was also named the Most Spirit• I tried to av(nd calling myself a feminist I avoided writ• Maicb31. Tfyxc accepted into the program re• often do you suppose that our inter• that we like to bring up from Unx up in the lownhouses during . ed Delegation and given the Best Roll Call ing loo many cdumos about women's Issues, and I avoided Amy Qaik, director of the Appalachian ceive, a full-tuition scholarship for six national vlsitots grew up speaking "Do you expect to get on to tbne in our society: 1^ them learn According to the RHA's application for award at the conference. healed talks about gender in discussioa sectioiis. But then I Writing Project and an assistant professor gradiwte credit hours from the University somelMng besides English? EaglishI If they're gonna be here, the award, more than 100 people participate • Four-year service award pins were giv• realized that "femhilat" is not a dirty word. In fact, the term an international flight and of rhetoric, said the organization is specifl- of Viiginia and/or receitification points. This past week, I had the oppor• they shouM lean "our" way. Hmm. in the event. Each participant had "nothing en to seniors Alcsha Allen, Toni Davis and "femhiist" is faKrediUyempowering , full of rich notions have the safety hiatrac* cally for teachers and its primary goal is Participatfs also recieve books, a modest tunity to find my way around three Interesting. but positive things to say about the program Tim Niamey. Allen and Lemke also were about history and change. Being a feminist does noC auto• to reform bow writing is taught in public stipend, membership in the program as different international airports: Char- tions read to you only hi It's true that in many countries, and their enjoyment of the program." read elected to the slate board of VACURH. . matically make roe a "man-hater," as some of my friends scboob. a teacher consuhant and an anthology of k)tte-Douglass IntematkMial Airport SwahUi?** children are taught English in acbocri, the RHA application. daim, and it doesn't mean I can't wear makeup or shave In its eighth year. Cark said the pro• their published creative writing, she said. in North CWrfina. John R Kennedy in addUioa to their native hmguage my legs. gram has grown each year and currnMly To apply, applicants need to submit a ItilmuHooa Airport in New Yoric and perhaps one or two others. How Because Match is National Women's Hi^oiy Month, AlUeRobbison has a network of over 100 teachers. completed applicatkm, one letter of rec• aty and Santiago Imeroational Air• many tonguagesd o yon know, dear it is Bnally time to replace antiquated nolioas of feminism Teachers say the inogram is the best ommendation from an administrator and a port in the DoaMcm RepuUic. enraged American? IVvo, three tops? with a new image of feminism, one which doesn't include thing they have done," QaA said. "Indi- 300-350 word writing sample addressing I have another question for you: Do you booeslly IfauM yourself from bra burning and hairy armpits, and recognize the effects of vidwls who complete the program perceive why they are applying to the summer insti• Out of those three, which ONE airport Do you expect to get (m an inter• taking in the beautiful arebitecture of the earlier feminist movements on all of our lives today. themselves differently, both academically tute and why they desire to make a profes• had signs belfrf'ully posted in both national flight and have the safety in- Italy, the cafes of Puna and the pyra• At the Univereity (rf'Virginia, gender talk is put on the and iHofessionally.''. sional commitment to the Writing ProjecL English and another language? structioas read toyo u only hi S wahili? mids of Oiza because you don't know back burner behind issues like diversity and a living wage. She said one of the project's moltos is. "If anybody knows a teacher that is in• If you were so minded as to say How about AraUc? Spanish? French? the language? Oender seems invisible, oi at least unimpoitaDt. when Teachers are the best teachers of teach• terested, pass the word along to apply for either of the airports in the States, on Oh, you don't know Ntondarin Chi• Why, then, should we expect odi- women trump men in terms of enroilment. and wcmien seem ers." Rdlowing the fow-week program, the program," Clark said the basis that the Dominican Repub• nese? Too bad, Ud. we'll just set you ers to do the same? well-represented in most acadeink; areas and student orga• teachers become consultants and instruct For more information, contact Leah lic is a poor Caribbean country, you'd loose in Chfaia with no instiiictions, I'm not suggesting that you fa- nizations. The proUem with this lack of discussion about other teachers on teaching methods, re• Mullins at [email protected]&us, or be... absolutely wrong, and perhaps in DO worries, eh? sonally go out and change all the gender is that wmnen still have a lot of work to do, on and search theories and writing techniques. Amy aaric by phone at 276-3764562 or need of some intematkmal exposurel Yeah, ri^l We know thai we signs so that they Include translations oft grounds. If s easy to foiget thai women's suffrage was "It's the program's belief that if you by e-mail at [email protected] Let'sjustsaythatif Iflew btothe wouW throw a fit. be confused, wal• in En^bb; Speidsb, French, Chinese, not permanently granted until 1920 with the passage dT the teach, you should write," Clark said. 'This . Applications can be downloaded from terminal at JFK reserved exclusively low in anger and frustnrtkm, or exhibit and Arabic; r m just offering perhaps I Nineteenth Amendment And it's easy to forget that women is one reason creative writing has been in- the project's website at people.uvawise. for international arrivals and depar• any of a myriad of less-than-pleasant a side you had yet to consider. could not even receive something as simple as biith control corpcnated into the program. This gives edu/awp. tures and was not able to read small reactioDS if consideration for English- The next time you're at a tour• withoU a husband undl 1972, with the Supreme Court case teachers the opportunity to grow as writers signs in English or make out English speaking persons was not exhibited in ist attraction or in an airport, in this Eisenstadt v. Baird. which recognized women as individu• words over the garbled puUic-ad- foreign Imids. country or in any other, pay attention als separate from their husbands. dress system, which usually conveys What is wrong, America? Are we to the signs: can YOU read them? While 1920 seems like a Iffetime away to us in 2008. important infonndioa such as, oh. really so egolisticid that we want our Shouldn't everyone have that oppor- Photo provided by College Rdalioos Fair: Employers looking for my mother was 19 and part of only the second class at where the heck your luggage went... I tourists (who contriboie in some way tuai^ Members of the college's Residence Hall Association pose after women at UVa in 1972.1 receiving the five biggest awards at the VACURH conference in t is important to lemember and reflect m the fact that leadership skills at Career Fair February. UVa-Wise earned "School of the Year" and "Program of single women just one generation before our own were de• Continued fnm page 1 the Year" among others. nied some <^ the legal ligUs and recognition as married women, just because they did not have a husband. And ployers which included pamphlets, toys, Many of the companies at the fair were Science Appreciation contrary to what some believe, the femmist movement of ]faa, candy and cups. ..' i .i.„,. ... i.. .11,11 .(I, searching for students with specific quali• the 1960s and'TDs was important to both men and women Underclassmen were also aWe to gain fies- . .. alike. experience in the career fair. "We are looking for students with great The notion of having a right to privacy, for example, ByHenoingKuich I do not intend to ridiculeo r lake aUe to take a piU against a headache "I'm satisfied with the outcome of the History: College continues leadership skills because it will allow you wasn't established in the Bill of Rigltts, but rather through away from athletes and tiieirabilities . at your own coaveai«Ke7 Or one to career fair," said junior Bakarr Massaquoi. to dimb up in BB&T for a leadership bank- a 1965 Supreme Court case about birth control and We love football, basebaU, vol• I believe we can all agree that book- help the studying before these morbid H gained valuable experience. Many stu• ir^ job," Pool said. "We are also looking for family planning. leyball, Softball and anylUng else that worms who are interested in their exams we aU have to face (since we dents attended the fair which proves our Women's History celebration for students who are bilingual." This case, Orisw(dd v. Ooonecticut. fought against a ends in "ball" classes are comimmly isolated and aU know tiiBt one b popular). students to be career and goal-oriented." Continued from page 1 Those students who attended the fair Connecticut law that prohibited the use of contraceptives We love our cheerieaders, most most oertaiidy do not ftequeat beer r in not asUag for statuea or ado- Students were dressed to impress and said they would to recommend the event to of all our (]uarterbacks, and unf(Htu- pong tables after tfieir latMt success latioo for ttie people tint redly impact withWeilzman. and was a major biealdhfough for future cases about sexu• well-piepared for the fair. Bakan said he their feUow students. do a little bit in the freshmen year with the nately, our pageant winners. at a conference. There are often no our worid, evetyday. in every aspect 'This {'The Maltese Falcom'J touches ality, repfoducUoo and family values. This often overiocAed made sure be was prepared for all of the "In my opinion, students... who are un• common reading. 1 think the fact that you Sports rule and so (k> athletes. ctnmon interests. Radier, r m asking for teq)ect for tiieir people from finccn to however old they case estaUished the light to privacy in the bedroom, a right employers. decided what to do alter college...should can walk out into the community and see They an confident in dieir abilities, And, I agree people are ififfer- efforts. Because ooe day when you or are." said Steele. "For me, the excitement is we often take for granted today. "I brought about seven resumes just to definitely come next year," Murphy said. somebody walking out of the library with popular with the masses and the oom- ent like dissolves like, and two un- a loved OIK aie laying in a ho8|Htal that it is really doing something on a com- Ahhongh we dcm't always notice it. femhiist issues and be on the safe side," he said a copy of the 'Maltese Fakon' is kind of piele opposite of the stereotypical Ukes just don't mix. So it goes, and it bed witii a terrible disease and you mufflty basis that we have already tried to nice." movements have dramatically dtercd the landscape of to• day, and suriHisingly, the movements have not always been geek. Yes, finallys(MMon e said it doesnU ihave tochange . see a cure in an IV drip, the inventor the same. Unfortunately, dedicated science However, somewhat of a bother might have just been the wdrd person in that one class 22 years ago who did When the topic of abortioo was debated hack in the nerds are discoutaged by these mass• to me is tiw lack of candor and re- What's your es. Of course, there are always people qiect that often accompanies our Ushomewotk. 1800's, feminisU opposed it because tbey thought that if Lottery: Students divided over aboftioos were legal, then men would act upon their lust that provide the necessary support and more popular breed or the collective Wb an know ow musk^iaos, pop and impregnate women left and tight In the 1900's, bow- encourage the proceedings (rfacadem- other whole when talking about or start, even people tint have actually guilty pleasure? ever, femfaiists' views on abortion were very different No ic ptnsuil, but I assume everybody being around nerdy folks. Society Is never (kme anything but somehow fairness of housing lottery longer viewing women as passive victims of man's preda• can agree that there have not been any grouped iiito classes, and h is a typi• landed on TV, and we appreciate SwBduBcckky tory nature, feminists fou^ for a woman's right to be in stadiums bdlt lately for math compe• cal biological behavior: But miOual tiieir lives to such a degree tiiat it is Junior Continued from page I cootnd of reproductkman d family planning. titions, attracting len Unusand people respect is a necessity in our cukun exiiemdy insulting to actual musi• English Feminist movemento. then, caa be seen as a reflectioa to a single high school "square-root- and h should be upheld across an de• cians, actors and any other working basis woukl work better "UVa-Wise has an excellent track re• (rf' societal movements on a whcde. While in I860 feminisls off" ferences, as it is for teUgious beliefs, persons. Yet. even people suffering Other students said they think the hous• cord when it comes to accommodating all race and gender. "I love the Discovery Chan• and the general population were more conservative, 1960 Instead we buy state champion• from diabetes most Ukely do not ttrink ing loiter}- Is the best way to place students of the individuals wishing to live on cam• of Baling and Macleod and titeirdis • nel. I can't switch fittm Ani• feminists and the general popuktioii were more libeial. ship rings to tiie football team, and Instead of mocking sodal awk• in residence halls. pus, there has to be some provision in the Feminism, while defined as a movement about equal die coaches, and the assistant coach• wardness or solitary, behavior, appre• covering insoUiL mal Planet. I just like snakes "I think.it is a fair way to house, stu• event that there is simply not enough space, rights for women, is really about human rigUs as a whole. es, md the water boys, and the water ciate tile difference. Ever wondered We need to recognize that sd- for soiiK reason. I don't dents." said sophomore Alicia Richards. for ever)'one," he said. 'The housing lot• It is hard lo imagiDe a world in which women are not seen bays' water boys, and Uieir grandchil- what kind of people programmed ence is a machine of a vast number know why." "The lottery is a fair system with which tery impartially draws that line." as equals, denied the right lo own property, denied the right «hea Yotmibe? How about Facebook? Ev• of people wbo hnprove Ufe all across to house everyone on campus," said sopho• For further information on the housing to vote, denied the right to procure birth control, and denied There is nothing wrong witii that erybody likes having cars instead of the disciplines: engineers, biologists, more Bruce Blansett. "1'he sj'stem allows Preston Smith lottery, contact the Office of Housing and even the right to drink at tlw same age as their male peers, I myself always eqjoy watcUng horses. How about cell phones, elec• chemists, ptiyslcists, computer scien• the college to choose, without bias, those Freslanen Residence Life at (276) 328-0215 or visit bitt it is to tUs W«ar after college and only 69 percent of TlWtf^tWQmrifaritllwofflddaMlaaaswwKofniethyw explained. Editorial Board StaffWriters iity of VSqUa-s Colkfe it Wist Hie Dnumxr is piUidMd ««(k|y ea what men cam 10 years after college. Women, therefore, must continue the IWv*. Itnaetkni totnTona . cdaetle i>d aitert^ "I really, really like watching Many will argue that this is because light of our great-grandmodiers, grand• DanMRobiniOB Shannon Caiapdl Craig Rice iadiMfMift|y.adoe»aoliiM«wMaywaect*e«|iteloirf>»cofc|e1i "America's Top Model."! women take time off work to have chil• mothers and mothers and remember the ReM Saloffloniky Simon Hemy AlUeRoMnMm ai>«lnlawlhia.C«adlyoratffAlie.lb»opMoiuwiws«J Five m ihM of Ae lailMdad wikri «d d» DM neo^^ actually really think its funny dren or leave the workforce after starting a rich and long hisloiy of feminism that af• GodyDalton AtttSporttBiUor Justin Jurek Julie Kaye ShortI family, but this study controlled for hours, OpUOM of MW^MpCT OdMon ttdItSf f BCD^bCflk to see how they act with each fects us today and will affect our own chil• Aarm Collier Drew Lyon Stepiianie Skeen 7W OmrftorwdccMei d Mttibntkia^ «^ occup^on and parenthood and still found and fight all the lime over dren tomorrow. 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By Kate Baldwin natioiial ratingsyste m for developing Flo Rida's "Mail on Sunday Layout Editor high-perfofinance, sustainable build• ! . 1 •< 11/; [email protected] ings and emphasizes site develop• ment, water savings, energy efficien• full of forgettable tracks Anyone who has been paying at• cy, materials and resources selection tention to world events during the past and indoor environmental quality. New movie "10,000 By Andy Mccullough eryone involved—T-l'ain, l lo, even Nelly's Tew years will have noticed that there "It is the hope that we will reach a Daily Orange (Syracuse) jean company (u definition high point, be• is a call for everyone to "go green" in gold ratingo n the renovations of both cause it could only go up after that "Sweat/ response to global climate worries. the Science Building and Smiddy (U WIRE) SYRACUSE, N Y, Suit" disaster)—but not enough to hang an This does not refer to people Hall/rr Building as well as the new B.C." leaves you cold Ho Rida doesnl take the time to intro• album on. painting themselves green or drinking construction of the dining and resi• m duce himself on the opening track of his Cruising keyboards-the kindT.I. rides Rick Galyean By Maic Schuubank green colored beer dence balls," Kiser said. debitt album, "Mail on Sunday." Instead, like the Santa Cruz surf—serve as most of The Pin News (U. PiUsburgh) Instead it's a call for people to use Although the college has dis• Instructor of Music there's a glitter rush of synthesizers before the backing music, which is a plus. Every• more environmentally-friendly prod• cussed the i^ of implementing per• place to meet LEED cettificatioa" Flo, famous for the hit "Low" with T-Pain, thing else is a bit of a problem. Most of (U-WIRD)PrrrSBURQH ucts and to reduce the amount of en• formance contracting with vendors, The campus also plans to pur• 10, jumps rightint o "American Superstar" with the songs on ".Mail on Sunday" arc Ihrow- Real histoo' docs not lend itselfto Hol• ergy they consume. they have since decided that it would chase Energy Star rated appliances 1. If you had a million dollars and could Lil Wayne tiding shotgun. aways, except Will.i.am's contribution. and equipment where available. The lywood blockbusters. Instead, directors and In response, Virginia has joined not work for the college because of only spend it on one thing, what would it It's an unlraditional move, eschewing "In The Aycr.' That song should be buried new washeis and dryers on campus, writers spnice up the truth with stretched the U.S. Environmental Protection the ongoing construction. the chance to say hello before starting the somewhere, never to be heard of again including those in the residencehalls , be? facts and cheesy plot lines. Warner Broth• Agency's Clean Energy-Qiviiionment "Due to the major construction album. But it's probably a good idea. Ut's were replaced with new Energy Star Worid Peace ers look that route when it produced the in• State Partnership, which will provide on campus, it was determined that we face it You couldnt care less who Ro Rida Maytag machines. Kiser said. conspicuously and historically inaccurate tools and analyses to help teach en• should not pursue performance con• is. Bu| maybe that's the point-a Uand NIC "10.000 B.C." ergy efficiency goals. tracting at this time due to the chang• Additionally, all new copieis, 2. If you could be one person for a day, who kills time rapping while crowds wait Director of College Services Joe es that will occur as part of construc• faxes, printers and other office equip• The movie is directed by "non-fiction for the chorus. ment that uses paper must be recycled who would it be? legends" Roland Emmerich and Harald Kiser said UVa-Wise is taking seveml tion." Kiser said. "Cunent buildings His name is stupid (yes, he's from Flor• paper-compatible. (Closer, the mastemiinds behind "The steps to improve the college's green will undergo renovati(His and space Ludwig Van Beethoven ida), but that's forgivable. OutKast isnt the Day After Tomorrow" and "Independence profile—despite the higher costs as• will be utilized differently than what The college has also transi• most original moniker either, but 'Slanko- Day" This flick is Hollywood's creation sociated with switching to environ• it currently is." tioned to receded paper and the cost 3. What is your fondest memory of your nia" still rules. is greater," Kiser said. "For example, myth, bringing audience members in con• mentally-friendly products. The college is working to offer The better question is, why even re• a box of plain recycled envelopes college days? tact with a past that neither they, nor histo• "UVa-Wise will continue to lake green alternatives including changing lease an album? Is anyone really clamoring is double that of the same envelope rians, knew existed. designed for a living god, bm the historical every action feasiUe to meet this goal from incandescent to energy efficient Passing my senior recital for 45 minutes alone with the Rida? that is not recycled paper, despite the Just like any other creation story, an record proves that the pyramids were built even during times of budget short• fluotescem light bulbs and install• This is hip hop in a can. higher cost" old man with a deep raspy voice tells us in the 25th century B.C., 7,500 years later. falls," he said. ing ene];gy efGcient lighting fixtures To say Ro Rida comes off an assem• 4. If you could add one building/ of a hero and spells out the plot in one Furthermore, these so-called Egyptians use All buildings that are new or around campus. The Gean Eneigy-Environment bly line is an insult to the finewor k done at structure to the college what would it sentence—the world is changing, bm don't a telescope, but Galiteo lived on this side of renovated must be designed and con• "While the cost of these bulbs is State Partnership was launched in meat packaging plants across the country. 2005 to advance state elTotts that im• worry, with the leadership of one man (our Jesus, developing that astronomical tool in structed with energy performance higher and there is a cost associated be? But such is the bizarre state of hip hop prove air quality and public health, main character, of course) everything will the 17th century. standards as stringent as the U.S. with their disposal, the energy sav• A large auditorium in 2008, when a clown like Ntiros can de• An apologist might say Lil Wayne's increase cost-effective energy effi• be all right. 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The mammoths self down in 10,000 B.C. the Leadership in Energy and more energy efficiem model'of the you would give graduating seniors? how to rap. and no smoke detector. The new best rap• are dying out and the old ways <»nnot sup- . Yet -rewritten history is not the only Environmental Design (LEED) has a 'Arlington' lights that ate currently in Never stop learning A guy like Flo is lucky enough to have per aliVe does the usiial: lakis the hook- pott the people. According to a prophesy thing worth pointing out. The other is a T-Pain orTimbaland sing his hooks and pay something about guns for the snitches and of the Yagahl tribe, Egyptian "four-legged racial divide. Now, I might be sensitive his bills. Hm produced the second single, roses for the, well, you get the point—dien demons" (raiders on horseback) will wreak because every media pundit begins his po• "Elevator." It's great if you're into uninten• blows away his host with Tom Petty refer• havoc upon the Yagahl. 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