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Ill ■ Pif.13 ■ Pitt 15 Art CMMSNtrt the clout He's MI MM ef 11M Isuai SUSIMCU Style and substince A collection of artifacts spanning the ages Rat-shirt junior Steve Kodish brings and the globe waits to be discovered. Academy Award-nominated actor Chazz Palminteri spoke at ]MU last week about a combination of athleticism and a 'Acting, Writing, Filmmaking and Beyond.' intelligence to the wrestling mat. TT» •' w -v James Madison University Mar Partly cloudy Hich: 46 Lew: 2t Vol. Si). IssueHEftBREEZE 35 * 'ltd-.' ► E-campus tracks graduation progress New degree progress report available to students online BY MICHELLE MORAVEC in making sure [students] have don't know what is needed to going to see how it goes with contributing writer met their requirements for grad- graduate and might not care access for juniors and seniors." A new addition lo e-campus uation." she said. enough to meet with their According to the e-mail, the makes it easier for students to According to an e-mail sent advisers regularly, according report will be produced once keep track of their progress on to students by the university to White. However, she said, it each semester and "grade the road to graduation. registrar Feb. 3, the reports are is no substitute for meetings changes, course substitutions, "The degree progress report designed to track students' with your adviser, the JMU requirement waivers and other is a record of necessary courses progress in meeting graduation course catalog and GenEd adjustments to the transcript that have been satisfied as well requirements by matching the course requirement guide will not appear on the report as those classes that still need to courses they have completed The report currently is avail- until the next semester." be fulfilled including General and for which they are currently able to students with 60 or more The degree progress reports Education and major and minor enrolled against a template of credit hours completed and aca- were made available online to requirements," associate regis- degree and major requirements. demic advisors. "Eventually we students and advisers Feb. 3. trar Michelle White said . The system is perfect for will get to sophomores," regis- "It will be a very helpful tool those students who really trar Sherry Hood said. "We are see REPORT, page 5 Comm. Searching for vehicles Museum's future undecided FEB2O20O3 BY KATE MARSHALL contributing writer From a 1947 television set to one of the first color video cam- eras produced in the '60s, the C ommunic.ition Museum in Harrison Hall displays various items that show the evolution of communication technology. Berlin Zirk, former opera- tions manager of the Media Production Center at JMU, first proposed the idea for the museum in the mid-1980s, according to George Johnson, director of the School of Media Arts and Design. Burl Facemire, Media Arts chief engineer, leads tours of the Communication Museum. '1 show tin .lUKi.nl (•!... of equipment, explain how technology has advanced and tell a story about each one," Facemire said. These free tours of the 15 to 20 items in the classroom usually last anywhere from 15 to 30 minutes. According to lohnson. over 100 students visit the museum each semester during the course of the Fundamental Skills in Media Arts and IX-sign II (SMAD 202) class. Yet anyone with an interest in communication, especially video technology, would benefit from visiting the Communication Museum, he said. "Visiting gives students a chance to see what was used in the past and appreciate what they've got today," Johnson said. "It's pretty amazing to see how BRIAN COKKH/wnior phtntniplier far we've come technologically." Students try to dig their cars out from under the massive amounts of snow Harrisonburg received over the weekend. Despite the university re-openlng see MUSEUM, page 5 yesterday, many residents and commuters had trouble removing their cars from the snow or finding clear parking spaces. Students get serving Speaker discusses personal finance of Guinness at Wilson Economics professor shares

BY DAN GIBSON-RUM MI K After studying at the how to 'Get a grip on money' contributing writer University of Umdon, Guinness BY KIT COLLINS On a night where hundreds received his doctorate in philos- contributing writer of students pack local bars in ophy from the University of -U search of good deals on domes- Oxford and has written and The College of Business' We lend lo give up a tic beer, some students found a edtssd more than 20 books. lecture series on how to live night of free Guinness to be A crowd of around 1,000 successfully with a business hi of long-term gain more tempting. listened to Guinness describe mindset began Feb. 13. William Students filled Wilson the path to finding meaning in Wood, economics professor for short-term Hall last Thursday night to terms of four stages: asking and director of the JMU Center gratification. hear a message of developing questions, looking for for Economic Education, dis- a meaningful understanding answers, examining the evi- cussed "Behavioral Economics and Personal Finance." - William \\owl of human life. dence and finally making a economics professor "This is human life we commitment. Guinness said he Beginning the first of four want to know what it's all hoped to help students who lectures this semester, he about," said Os Guinness, vice were at the first stage of this posed the question, "Can irra- 99 process use their hunger for tional people quit smoking, chairman and senior fellow at "People want things so knowledge to engage in what lose weight and savi? money?" the Trinity Forum , a nonpmht The author of the recently- much right now that they leadership academy in Mil asn he called "a thinking person's quest for meaning." published book, "Getting a are willing to pay an unrea- Mewing is what help- m sonably high price for it "In our world, there's a thou- Grip on Money," Wood shared make sense of life," he said. The second error, he said, is sand and one answers," his theories on why the typical According to the Trinity American person acts irra- that of high psychological Forum's Web site, www.ttf.org, Guinness said, adding that peo- transaction costs. "We act as if ple have to seek the one answer tionally when it comes to Guinness studied in England the costs of even very simpk' they are looking for. Speaking spending money. but moved to the Washington, He said there are four changes are very high." He D.C. area in 1984. The site Its* about the mle of Christianity in explained this by talking about the development of Western sci- errors that cause this irra- ed since then, he has been the consumer who buys a ence, schools and human rights, tionality. First, people working "to bridge the chasm refrigerator that costs $50 less Guinness urged students to behave as if they have been between academic knowledge offered irrationally high than the competing refrigera- and popular knowledge, tak- explore the ideas of other faiths tor, but is half the quality. What in their search for answers. discounts. "We tend to give ing things that are academical- the consumer fails to realize, Ultimately, he said, "there is no AUDREY WIUJAMS/jciito)**>fn»»rr up a lot of long-term gain ly important and making them for short-term gratifica- intelligible and practicable to a William Wood, economics professor, spoke to students Feb. see GUINNESS, page 5 13 about "Behavioral Economics and Personal Finance." tion," Wood explained »• WOOD, page 4 wider audience." 2 ITIIK BRKKZEITHURSDAY, FEB. 20. 2003

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"I think it was a great oppor- ■ Stopping the 'nukes tunity for JMU students to University of Richmond physics get a chance to meet each professor speaks to JMU students other in a formalized setting." on stopping nuclear weapons in the new age of terrorism. ERIN JAWORSKI NEWS sophomore Students speed date in race for love Health promotion brings singles together in time for Valentine's Day

BY SARA CHKISTOPH contributing writer "I think it was I great oppor- -44- tunity for JMU students to get a In the spirit of Valentine's chance to meet each other in a Day, a new form of courting over- You get to meet a lot of formalized setting," sophomore took the Festival last Thursday. Erin Jaworski said. "I hope it "Speed Dating," an innova- new people with no spn'ads across campus. I think it tive trend sweeping the West obligation to would be ■ lot of fun if more Coast, gave JMU students a people came." chance for love at first sight, or continue anything. At the conclusion of each at least within two minutes. brief date, students were According to Ann — Ann Simmons asked to rate their partner Simmons from the Office of coordinator. On a red sheet of paper the\ Health Promotion who Office "I Health Prnn-aiien chose whether thev felt a organized the event, the idea 59 "love connection," "friendly behind "speed dating" is to tie" or "flat out nothing." give participants a chance to Othrr .uti\ ilics Ihi1 group took There was also room for com- meet other singles without Earl in w«ra gunat ol ' neve, ments if a participant felt the w.isting time and money on ave I ever" and passing a life need to relay additional multiple dates. She said, "It's saver with coffee straws. information about their date. a ball. You get to meet a lot of When paired ofi into OOU- Also, a "wild card" partner new people with no obliga- plev sttuU-nts wen given help could be designated by an tion to continue anything." with conversation Btufan. Slips individual. This option was As students wandered in, of paper on the table had ques- in case someone did not get they were asked to create a tions like "Pepsi or Coke? the Chance 10 talk to a person name tag and sit at a small table "What cartoon character would they were intrigued by dur- with one member of the oppo- you liken youtaeU to?" and ing the group activities. site sex. Giggling and small talk "Where do you call home?" Held in a comer of the ensued as participants surveyed l-ater^Tinnrl t>n, our.tged stu- Festival the Office of Health the other partakers. Thirteen dents to play "two truths and I Promotion hosted this inaugu- total students took part in this lie" with their partner. The niom ral event from 9 to 11 p.m. experiment, with one pair of was filled with chatter about After the students left, two women interchanging things from astrological signs to Simmons looked over all the every so often because of lack of the perfect dream date. results and then matched up male participants. After participants had con- potential mates. Participants The night consisted of sev- versed with their fellow "speed were notified by e-mail after eral rounds that included ice- dater" for appn>ximately two the event of individuals that breaker games tor the group as minutes, the hosts then I also felt a love connection a whole and individual cou- the women to move to the next during their short-lived ples. One of the hosts, senior table, while the men waited engagement. Then, "the ball is Amanda Tinnel, who is an patiently for their next compan- in their court," Simmons said. intern in the Office of Health ion to join them. In between If students are interested in MokC-W RttrMJvutfphtioKraphfi Promotion, started off the rounds, prizes were given out in participating in the next Junior Will Brown (left) and freshman Jen Brown Interact during a speed dating exercise, host- night with a candy heart game, a raffle. Gift certificates to local "Speed Dating," Simmons ed by the Office of Health Promotion last Thursday In The Festival. According to Ann Simmons, encouraging participants to restaurants and stores were said they can receive further coordinator of the Office of Health Promotion, this was an event that gave students a chance share random facts about awarded to participants by luck infotmatioif by e-mailing to meet many different people without wasting time and money on multiple dates. themselves with the others. of the draw. [email protected]. Va. schools protest pending war with Iraq Hokies hold anti-war 'Rally Cavaliers congregate at UVa, in the Valley' in Blacksburg Rotunda to march for peace BY BRIAN MrNhii. BY CHRISTINF. WALLACE Students tor a Five Tibet also par- other, then' was no way to be The Collegiate Times -66 major cities and much of the Cavalier Daily country is wracked by con- ticipated in the march. silent, Forman said. Despite the cold, drizzling ... war won't lead to stant warfare. Proponents of internation- "By having a sik-nl march, we Tile loaders of the march said rain, several hundrvd anti-war Also, the money that would al peace assembled in front of were hoping to connote a funer- thev oppose tlit* war in general protesters packed downtown the results that be used for war could be used tin- Rotunda at the University al procession," Kindig said. hut support American soldiers Blacksburg Saturday to show for programs to fix the immi- of Virginia Saturday after- Police lollowed the marchers "We support our troops," Forman said. 'Wv don't feel it is their ardent opposition to the Bush and his nent domestic problems, such as noon to march against the and monitored the area sur- looming conflict with Iraq. administration believe. the economy. Potter said. prospect of war. rounding the- protestors Many I time tor tlx'm to nsk their lives "If we keep putting our The marchers had planned people were holding signs with — we just want to keep them The cmwd grew as large as alive so they can come home to 450, organizers ..ml and, nidg- funding into military might, to walk in silence from the slogans like "Trillions tor war. — Dustin Potter their tamilies and friends." ing from the sea of people, that graduate student, Virginia Tech we're diverting funds from Rotunda to the downtown pennies for poor" and "Mr. social issues here in the Charlottesville area and hold a Bush: Use our tax money for our University of Va police guess did not seem too far off. sen ad as an escort to the down- The protest, dubbed "The -*9 states," he said. candlelight vigil, but were schools, not war." world's demonstrators and Katherine Soniat, a poet and unable to hold the vigil due to The silence of the march town area. At first, the sight of Rally in the Valley," was held the police and a paddy wagon the same day as millions of peo- show that not everyone sup- Virginia Tech English professor, inclement weather. came to an abrupt halt when ports the coming war, said addressed the crowd, saying However, a demonstration various groups of marchers startled some marchers. ple around the world held "The police escort is increas- demonstrations against the war. Dustin Potter, one of the organ- she opposed the war in the in which nine students fell to merged the first time at the ingly unsettling.'' kindig said. In New York City, a march izers and a graduate student. spirit of Walt Whitman. Yusef the ground as if killed in battle downtown mall. In the end, Forman said she near the United Nations drew "My feeling is that war Komunyakka, Wilfred Owen with bagpipe accompaniment "After everyone saw each u as appreciative of the service between 100,000 and 400,000, won't lead to the results that and Paul Celan — poets who proceeded as planned. (President George W.) Bush and wrote about the horrors of war. Percussionists who used -66 the police provided. while m London, 51X1,000 to "The poUoi were great," 750,000 demonstrators con- his administration believe," he Soniat read her anti-violence frashcans as improvised drums Bv /laving a silent Mid "It won't lead testability: it poem "Words Without A Song," led the marchers. Pbnnan -aid "W in really verged to show their opposi- thankful tor all their help. They tion Similar rallies were held will lead to instability." written after Sept. 11,2001. The protest was organized by march, we were The United States has I hor- Speaking on behalf of "Poets the Anti-War Coalition at the did a gnat job keeping us togeth- in more than .100 cities hoping to connote a er, i-srxviallv in these conditkins." rible track record of toppling tor Peace.' an international col- University of Virginia, led by around the globe, from Alhcmarle County resident governments in the name of lection of poets against the war third-year student Matt Kindig Amsterdam to Melbourne. funeral procession. |im Bryan said he remembers The Blacksburg protest, democracy and then leaving with Iraq, Soniat said she hopes and third-year student Jessica them before the country is a non-violent solution can be Forman. The Charlottesville the Vietnam era protests, which organized by a coalition of reli- — Matt Kindig win spars*' in Charlottesville. gious and social justice organi- back on its feet, Potter said. For found. "We ask that the arro- Center for Peace and lustice, ihiid-ycur Kpden members of the University zations was intended to stand example, he said, Afghanistan University of Yirmnu see Wt, page 4 in solidarity with the n*st of the is still without electricity in its .,r IHII I"'.' ■ Democrats and members of -ft Physics speaker discusses nuclear nonproliferation

Bv JENNY Km IN He said we should care installing security systems to ((inirihuling writer about security in nations such as protect and secun' weapons- An associate professor of Russia because the United grade material. . pin si, s trom the University of States' policy has been nuclear Gilfoyle listed several things Richmond discussed "Nut loar nonproliferation. that the public can do. Because Nonproliferation in the Age of Gilfoyle discussed the dif- panu is a chief enemy, he said it Terrorism' to a p.nked room fercnecs between two types of is important to learn about comprised mostly ol chem- weapon designs as well as the nuclear weapons. ■ - [■*- VI Istn and physics majors effects of their blasts. Many responded positive- Friday in Miller Hall He added how a nation- ly to C.ilfoyle's lecture Senior ■Eg Gerard Cilfcnlc said it is state \ersus a terrorist organi Erin Edwards said she found ML important to understand these zation might produce nuclear his talk informative, saying, problems in order to break weapons and addressed the "He provided a very good down the teais that tcnoiism probk-ms in protecting materi outlook and perspective on and nuclear ott.i.k an* definite als used to make weapons so as how to live in this age w here throats I want in educate JTOU to lessen the opportunities for terrorism seems to be such a that when you matoadedatai such groups to steal thorn likely concern and worn' about these things. America's response deals in Senior Kevin Finnegan said von have to won] about how learning how to react to these he "enjoyed hearing about the these dangers fit within thi problems by educating the pub- rWool nuclear terrorism from a text of all the othci dangers we lic, lie said "Panicking about it realistic point of view, as face in our lives," lie said can be worse than the bomK opposed to the fear mongering According to Gillovlc. -■>" In older for Americans to be n ident in recent media." rity issues in oilier nations .no.-i leaders in those situations 'we ling to senior I Is,i have to get all sorts ol govern- Kw isnek, "Yes, it seems that the great importance Isvausc there MORGAN Kll:MW*'<#r'' is a large amount of unpiotc, u.i ment agencies talking to one idea of fhro.it is valid, but when another " He pointed to the U.S. put into pcrspiectivc, I'm not University of Richmond physics professor Gerard Gilfoyle spoke .o students Friday In Miller material available to make 1 Hall. GIHoyle talked about ways to reduce the chances o» terrorists acquiring nuclear weapons. nuclear weapons Department of Energy for going to lost skvp " 4 | THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, FEB. 20, 2003 TECH: Hokies host UVa.: Police WOOD: Economics professor anti-war speakers escort Cavs speaks on personal finance TECH, from pi WOOD, from page 1 we feel the need to flex our mus- about snowy shred small pieces away at a gant diatribe of war be ClM against a nation that is he explained, is that he or she small amount of our savings. -6 6 junior Ryan Merriam, a stu- Ml.'intd," ihSSakL WCatI( th.lt already on its knees?" she said. C-ville streets will spend much more than $50 our silent conKMMOMn .ind sen- Lerch also quoted Matthew on repair of the less expensive We live in a dent in Wood's econometrics ators eng.igc now in an ener- class, said it was interesting to 5:9, which says "Blessed are the U\b.,frompage3 refrigerator, than that of the RM trank debate about peacemakers, for they will be more expensive one. world of people... stop and look at the "errors' this impending war and its called children of I .od " "I don't remember any demon- In the long run, the cheap- that people make when it comes impact on the future of the A small counter-protest was strations then," Bryan said. er refrigerator ends up cost- who won't make to irrational spending. country', and of the world." held on the fringe of the anti- "Charlottesville was not politi- ing more than the initially sensible changes... Junior Beth Mold agreed. "A UN. inspections should be war demonstration, led by Tech cally active then." expensive one. lot of people make decisions k*ivrn more time and the United student and former Blacksburg If war is declared, the Anti- Overconhdence is the third -William Wood according to the 'here and now' States should be working to rather than what's going to ben- mayoral candidate. Beau War Coalition plans to organize error of personal finance, professor of economics combat the roots of tenon in. Correll. "We support the free- a student/faculty walkout at 2 according to Wood. "We see a efit their future, and data really namely poverty, said Daniel dom of the Iraqi people," p.m. the day after war is pattern where there isn't any," 55 suggest that," she said. Breslau, a peace activist from Correll said. announced. he said. "People think they can Wood recently was selected Israel and a Tech professor. Abo, Correll said he is frus- "When war is declared, you anticipate where a stock is going Wood explained the implica- for the "Distinguished Teaching "Terrorism cannot be trated that voices supporting should not be going about the by looking at the charts." In tions of these common mis- Award" by the Southern defeated militarily." he said. the war are too often silenced daily tedium of you life," reality, the charts only reflect the takes. "We live in a world of Economics Association. "We must get rid of the pover- in Blacksburg. Kindig said. past, not predict the future. people who can't control their According to the College ty that fuels it." It jus! seems that there's lots of But poor weather didn't The fourth error is that of the short term desires, who won't of Business Web site. Wood The Rev. Marilyn I ercH people who support the admin- prevent many students from saliency principle. He discussed make sensible changes and who was chosen for his innovative pMtOf of The Gtxxl Shepherd istration," he said, "and those turning out last weekend I the sample of one: Someone make poor statistical infer- and extraordinary teaching, of the Brethren, also addrewd raiOM .iren't getting heard in think [the march was) success- may read in countless consumer ences," he said. his contributions to economic the crowd. She said she oppos- the community." ful, considering the weather," magazines how a Toyota Camry Wood also offered sugges- education in public schools es military action because the Brittney Bowers, a senior third-year student Katia is an extremely reliable car. tions of how to ethically exploit through curriculum design Iraqi people have been devas- political science major who also Maguiresaid. Then, when that person hears those flaws. He said that, as con- ana innovative teacher edu- tated by sanctions and their took part in the counter- "It's a shame that there about one friend's bad experi- sumers, we need to control our cation and his extensive con- children are dying. DVDtttt said she fears another weren't more people out because ence with a Camry, he or she own short-term desire* by, for tributions to effective eco- Warcould just fuel their mis- large terrorist attack if Iraq is of the snow, but anything that automatically assumes the example, engaging in "bounded nomic education through ery tenfold, she said. "Why do not attacked. brings people together helps." unreliability of the car frittering," or letting ourselves published research.

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A guy doesn't look any sexier or more Publicly closing the door to any kind of macho by knowing the words to Def public display of opposition is no way Leopard's "Poor Soome Sugar on Me." of rallying people to a cause. DAVID CLEMENTSON senior OPINION see house editorial, below see column, page 8

HOUSE EDITORIAL Bush's denouncing of protests puts his efforts in bad light

Peaceful protests are a popu- because of questionable tain become the wrong ones. lar way for several people to motives, the threat of so many We become separated into voice their opinions about gov- people's lives at stake and also those who work for and those ernment actions. It seems, how- for religious reasons. Each con- who work against the presi- ever, tint President George W. cern was voiced at an appropri- dent's vision, rather than a Bush will no longer heed the ate outlet and by someone who, cohesive unit of people who concerns ot his citi/ens who because he or she is in the share their ideas on how to deal choose that form of persuasion United States, is a stakeholder with various issues. According to the Feb. 19 in government actions concern- Bush's commitment to the issue of the Daily-News Record, ing Iraq. Combined, these types safety and protection of the "I Xvlanng that America's secu- of resolutions should at least American people is admirable, rity should not be dictated by seriously be considered by the but by shutting off individuals protesters, President Hush said president each time they are who have decided to oppose Tuesday he would not be brought to the table. his decisions peaceably, he has ■Wiycd tool disarming Iraq." Yet, if Bush openly has made himself look stubborn Publicly closing the door to admitted that protesters will not rather than like a leader. What any kind of public display of have a say in further decisions, actions or decisions would, in opposition is no way of rally- what are protesters such as the end, provide the best pro- ing people k) a cause In what those who attended last tection for citizens is not being was probably an effort to assert Tuesday's speak out supposed questioned. It is the fact that to dtbCM that he strongly to do with their opinions? concerns from the public no believes in the current plan to Although Bush's declaration longer seem to be valid in the disarm Iraq, he may have does not take away the right for eyes of our president that raises upset and lost the support of a person to express their opin- some eyebrows. several constituencies ion, it certainly makes their According to the Feb. 13 efforts considerably less fruitful. issue of The Breeze, "An anti- It is an action such as Bush's war speak out was held on that can put divides within the commons Tuesday [Feb. groups of people. Rather than 11] at noon with guest, facul- different kinds of positions and ty and student speakers." opinions, certain opinions According to the speak out's become the right ones and cer- organizer, freshman Ammar Shall.il. the goal of the speak out was to allow all sides of the story to be heard. Several people expressed their opposition to the war

■ Breeze Reader's View Salary increases not mark of a leader Darts governmental leaders, for no Darts & Pals are submitted anonymously AdamSharp government acts without the and printed on a space-available basis. We know that people, for all planning and actions of indi- Suhmissums are based upon one person s their diversity and quirks, are viduals. So let's see how optnion of a given situation, person or event Madison's analysis applies to and do not tm mvi) trflect the truth essentially the same. Cut away Pats the layers of pigment that we the leaders of the only public use to divide ourselves and university in the United States E-mail darts and pats to [email protected] you will find something that is named after him. in all of us: a soul. I'm not talk- We know that men are not ing about the idea ol a i1i\ melv angels because not one ot us \$ Pat... Dart... planted nature inside ourselves perfect. We have all hurt some- or the thing that missionaries one or been selfish and incon- A "you-rock-on-the-rocks" pat to a cer- A "didn't-your-mamma-teach-you-any- come to save and the devil siderate. All humans have a tain bartender for slipping me a few thing" dart to the inconsiderate boy, driving comes to buy. I'm talking about soul — that container of varied drinks Friday night. the fruity maroon car, who stole our parking the fact that we all have the emotions <\nd desires that Sent in by a senior who likes the way you spot on the top level of the parking deck after same emotions, desires and make us ad very un-angelic at mix it UP. we had our turn signal on for five minutes. frustrations. Hate, love, jeal- times We know that we are Soil in by three senior girls who did not appre- ousy, compassion, trust, hope, being governed by men at JMU ciate your immaturity and feel you need to learn faith, bitterness, lust and greed because the\ gave themselves some parking etiquette. Hope you enjoyed the are all universal human emo- raises during Imam ial difficul- tampons we left you. tions, .ind when I speak of the ties. According to the Feb. 10 soul, I am addressing all of issue of Vie Hrcezc. Senior Vice these together. President of student atfairs Dart- Pat... It is very hard for me to con- Mark Warner, Senior Vice demn the actions of someone President for administration A "stop-please-just-stop" dart to A "thanks-for-making-us-feel-like-wc-were- •IN knowing that all of the and finance Charles King Jr., I>imino's for playing their Domino's Dots in-a-scary-movie" pat to the boys who hunted ui faults of that individual are Provost and Vice President for mdlo jingle 4,000 times per day. with snowball slingshots and forced us to hide present, latently or visibly, in academic afflan Doug Brown An annoyed listener who believes you in the Wilson Hall bathroom making a day my life as well. When Jesus and |ML' Pn'sident I in wood should be rhyming with "fun" not "pletho- without classes extra fun. said, "He who is without sin Roee received pay raises over ra" in your last verse. From three girls who appreciate being cftflMd cast the feU stone/' (John 8:7) the last year. land tackled) by boys they don't know. he knew that we are all equal Now let me make an impor- in our guilt. Tolerance hat its tant point the raises are |ustiti- foundation in the Christian ahle. I will not argue against Pat... idea that no human is right- the Ead that taking on addi- Dart... tional responsibilities deserves A "you-are-true-heroes" pat to all of eous and therefore there is no A "since-you-haven't-gotten-one-in-a-while" one who is worthy to judge the a wage increase I he adminis- the great groundskeepers who brave dart to the parking services for their relentless actions of others, no one wor- trators Who have received the the cold and nasty weather to keep our pursuit of expressing their indiscrimanant thy to say that someone els,' is raises have the right to expect roads and sidewalks clean. You are hatred toward all of car-owning mankind. doing | great job and should be recog- wrong. Whenever I see greed them Warner, King and Brown From a junior who sees you hiding behind busltvs present in the lives of others. I deserve to receive mon mone\ nised tor your faithful and hard work. and trasli cans and didn't want you to think tluit since would be lying to myself if I That having been said the I mm some people who do not like to you hadn't gotten a dart in a while tluit you might be did not acknowledge the greed ndaei are Wrong Please note walk in the snow carrying vital equipment doing a good fob. present in my lite the difference — that which is and mm mtv the snowless sidewalks. If that is the case, why am I liistiiiable, that which is writing this column? Am I deeerved or that which con- being hypocritical? No, cern! a right can be wrong because leaders are to be treat- Why? I am talking about our ed differently than others I he leaders, and I hold them to a apostle Paul said in 1 Timothy higher standard. ^ that leaders are to be held to I believe that it is wrong for a higher standard. We need corporate executivei to give leaders became we are all. the themselves bonuses after la) Lraj lame: we baker, hadrttab and off employees I Ivlievr it is burn our bridges. I eaders Wlbng for member* bring us together and get to vote tteanearvec mam while things done, but they do not unemployment rises. From EDITORIAL POLICY hold power with responsibility. what I nave seen, the large ThefBreezek lake, for example, James majority of JMU statt. hcuE) The hnuwnliinriiil rrfleut the up mm at lite eJiii-n.il Madison's words in Federalist and itudcna think the ■alary (canine Gajrwiki Photo rdttor Rachclle Lacroi* htard as a whole, ami is m* neceuanly the opinim •* ,inv No. 51, "If men were angels no hicreaaei an1 wrong. We grant Photo editor MananlittjaeMpr Travis Clingrnperl Laura Dean individual -raft mctnbcf trff The Bretre government would be neces- some people power over us so Ads manager Gail Chapolinl Art Director Richard Than? sary. If angels were to govern that administrative attain and David Clrmrntsnn Graphics editor Sarah Sianit/ Editorial fttard: men, neither external nor Intel an overall direction can be hdt New* editor Khalil Garriott Webmaster Theresa Sullivan Jeaninc (>;iw|rtki Rdirt* nal controls on government Hated. Inherent in the bargain Kyra Papal II Online editor Kevin Marinak Invnt hm

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TimBij-deli Sameer Yousef MattAvery Wesley Crane freshman, biology .a-shman, 1SAT .«»F*r sophomore. OS sophomore. ISS Topic: Whatfs your favorite computer command and why? ■ On the serious tip I PAY: raises Paranoid, karaoking, girl-on-girl action annoying in clubs disputed JIMP, from pgi 7 Davi iCIementson their thought. They only like "Been Caught Stealing' comes have long waits outside, with ed. While people may (oke two girls if they're between on, doesn't mean the club own- the bouncer checking IDs. If you about girls going to college to enough to control the people 'em — turned into a slut er-. Mm you pickpockehng So don't pregame enough to main- find a husband, hopefully Bid strong enough to control ilselt I he tirsl issue deals with sandwich, if you will. When I don't freak out, thinking that tain your bun once inside the marriage interviews aren't power, which JMU proved it guy has the nerve to the girl's purse you just t*H»k club, just go home. taking place in dance clubs, h.is since it forced a tuition approach a stranger on the must not have any money In ii. Clubs require a healthy mix How beautiful that would dance floor, he's not turned when the next song that COONi ot i lance and conversation. The be, though, to establish I Increate on us. The bigger question is whether JMU l >.iri■ t (ItlbS lie the OIW on when the girl rejects him Oil Hi You Ain't Nothin' But a only depressants should COOM healthy, respectable relation- administrators .ire strong place where guys Men to by preferring to keep grind- Hoochie Mama." from Jim Beam, Jack Daniels ship by grinding on the dance enough U control themselves. nave the upper hand. The ing on her roommate. People go to dance clubs to and Johnny Walker, not vour tioor and actually maintaining The idea of the leader being girls come in .ill hooched-out, Another big tum-ott is have fun and loosen up. If you friends' conversations. People the relationship. But what if the a public servant comes from with their skimpy shirts and singing along with the song. This can't dance, accept it I \ aryone should be able to come up with couple got married and raised the Bible Jesus said in John tight pants Ami the guys gel goes toi both sexes A guy does- else on the dance floor already better discussion starters than children? What would the par- 20:27 that leadership CODM* to check 'em out writhoul pay- n't look any sexier or more knows you have no rhvthm Dl saving how trashed thev are ents tell their son or daughter through service. A true Ic.ioVr ing their fair sham Nope, i macho by knowing the WOfdf to and your "Harlem shake If you need 10 tell someone who wants to go out and pick put- the interests of the com- have never seen .t guy club- IX-l lepp.mi s ToorSome Sugar looks more like a 'Harlem cup you're trashed, you're lying. up hot babes? That can seem bing in i Spei do on Me." And a girl with a nasal pie." Maybe the only Michael In order to sta\ together frightening to older, stable munity before his own. Anything else is a gathering of But the EMB are on to us; k'oice trying to sing Ashanti's [adCBOn movea yOU can do are compatibilitv is required. parental units. All the confus- they'll not turning us on. Jay Z It's atari us. it's BOOUl tnist.' the crotch tug and the baby opposites may attract according ins and outs of dance clubs hogs at the public trough. I .isk the administrators hat bragged about marr) will result in the opposite desired dangle. That s tine If you feel ing to n-lationship counselor can become devastating willingly to give the money things: "mon«'\, Cttft, hot, eftad Sure it's impressive to uncomfortable and want to just Paula Abdul, but if you're a Whatever family we grow up buhhlin' in Dublin" and h.iv- know the words to songs: next stand there, bobbing your mas4Khtst. it spnixiblvniit healthy in, we tend to think that's nor- back. The gesture will speak volumes about their qualities Ing "hoi in different area time you're on Jeopardy, you'll be head, hoping the girls just want to desire a mate who's a sidist mal. So perhaps the best policy ,i- Indent Perhaps the money No waft, thaft another set Rut leave tlv sing-a-longs for you for pole-dancing, some- No one goes to a dance club would be tor the parents to be poet laureate, I udai na karaoke — especially if you're things wrong and you obvi- looking for I future spouse I've forthcoming and honest with could help lave the translation program, which will result in a Hut anyway. Jay Z's datrn of obnoxiously humming along to ously require more alcohol never heard a friend tell me he their children and establish the much larger legacy and bench I "romancing «iris that dance every tune you recognize it extreme amounts ol alco- was hitting up a frat party safest, least-confusing policy: with ftirK" he.its them all. At Don't act all paranoid on hol are required for you to bacauaa he needs a wife. no premarital dancing. to JMU and to the nation than le.ist his other i latmi wen leaa the dance floor, as if the disc dance and have tun, don t COOV Just because two people's David Clemenlson is a senior four men buying bigger cars. ludicrous While some guvss.iv lockey is eyeing you and tailor- plain about not being able to ayea meet on the dance floor, political science major who looks Gentlemen, show the strength thay*ni turned on by this kind ing his selections for you. Just afford getting drunk in the club. doesn't mean a lasting forward to seeing you on "'• of vour character and prove to ot thine,, they're not completing . because Jane's Addiction's Plan accordingly. Some clubs friendship should be expect- floor — with beer goggle* on all of us that you know what leadership is truly about. Give the money back. You. House editorial cartoonist. Next year. E-mail [email protected]. Monkeybuti. Fin. Adam M. Sharp is a junior for- eign languages major.

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Diverse, historical art, artifact collection comes out of closet

Stories by senior writer Jeanine Gajewski • Photos by photo editor Laura Dean

Kathryn Monger, collections researcher and JML' instructor of art history, gingerly lifts a small clay object and holds it in one gloved hand. The delicate artifact is a 2,000-year-old oil lamp that people of the This Neo-Babylonlan Roman Empire hung in nets as a source of light. "These stone statue l« from objects tell you about the common people, the everyday around 1,500 B.C. people," Monger said. The lamp is only one of the 2,000 pieces of art and culture found in the Madison Art Collection. Together with graduate student Melanie Mason and senior Rertee Decker, Monger is conducting a systematic inventory and photo-documentation of the collection, which includes objects spanning the ages and the globe, from a Neolithic stone tool dating back to 2,000 B.C. to a 19th century Native American arrowhead. Like the objects it encompasses, the Madison Art Collection itself has survived a lengthy and varied history, having been relocated about a half a dozen times. Monger and her team are the most recent in a long line of curators and caretakers. "Our biggest handicap is that this collection has been shifted from place to place, so no one really knows what is here," Monger said. "We want people to realize that we have this beautiful diversity of objects." Currently in a transitional space in Anthony-Seeger Hall, about three- fourths of the collection began in John A. Sawhill's Harrisonburg home over half a century ago. Sawhill, a former JMU professor of Creek, Latin and German, bequeathed the myriad objects he had amassed from his travels to the JMU Foundation in 1976, Monger said. According to Frances Dovel, programs support technician in the School of Art and Art History, the Sawhill Collection first was inventoried by members of the art department on the floor of what is now the Sawhill Gallery in Duke Hall. "It took a good part of the summer," said Dovel, who took part in the initial inventory. "|Sawhill| collected everything. He kept everything." Former JMU professor Horace Burr served as curator and added objects to the collection until the mid-1980s when Stuart Downs, director of the Sawhill Gallery, assumed responsibility. "Like Burr, my responsibility was a partial one," Downs said, adding thai he also ran the Sawhill Gallery and taught while curator of the collection. This Greek pot was found In Italy Downs said that when he inherited the job, the collection was housed in and dates between 3S0 and 300 Wellington House on South Main Street. "One of the ongoing issues has been B.C. It also bares a partial fin- a proper facility to house it," Downs said. "First and foremost, you have to gerprint embossed In the clay. take care of the objects." As Wellington House was not equipped to house an art collection, Downs said he oversaw the collection's move to Carrier Library where archival boxes and units were secured. The collection's stay in the library proved to be short lived. II was moved in 1993 into "four little music practice rooms" in Duke Hall, resulting in a 50 percent reduction in space from the library, according to Julia Merkel, preservations specialist for JMU libraries and former curator of the collection. "Every time you move it, there's a risk involved because anything can happen," Merkel said. "So a permanent home is very desirable." When Merkel became full-time curator in 1997, she said she sought to make the collection more accessible lo the JML community. She used items from the collection to establish a Study Center for World Art and Culture, beginning with a display of about 70 ancient Greek and Roman coins in the Carrier Library lobby. 5he also set up two microclimate cases, which can be found on the first floor of the library, to display 53 representative objects from the collection. The study center's Web site, www.lib.jmu£duAvorldcul- tures, shows thumbnail pictures of the pieces, which include Native American beaded cuffs and a Babylonian sir ART. page 12

This Sub-Saharan figurine stands at about a foot and Dated around the 18th century, this wood panel probably was used as a per- a half tall and Is carved from a solid piece of wood, sonal devotion Hem depleting Mary and Jesus In a Russian Byzantine style. dated around 19th century. Who is Sawhill?

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This .tn< i.-nl ART: History re-examined through project Egyptian baboon AKTJnmpqi n statue Is from are amazing." 66 build up that relationship,'' the 26th cuneiform tablcl from 1,800 B.C. Marital said, "What really adding to the educational value dynasty, dated Thcdispl.n also highlights IVth surprised me was the scope of of thr (olkvtion anywhere (torn OMun Ku-.si.iii loons, ancient the collection It's a really spec- Decker said, "As a stu- 1.000 to 800 Egyptian itatuu, nth century tacular collection, and unfortu There are a number of dent, it would be so much B.C., according Peolan ainiiu- -.(XlO-viMr-old nately, it's little known." uses if or the Madison more useful to me to have a to Monger. Most Roman glass and wcxtden According to Merkel, she .1-D object to study." likely the African ceremonial mask. set up the displays for educa- Art Collection) that we Mason said the Harrisonburg baboon Is mpre tional purposes — to give stu- community could benefit from sentlng Thoth. dents a first-hand look at what aren't yet aware of... interaction with the collection as the scribe god. 66 the cultures they were study- well. "The public schools are There Is a hole It's fun to look at these screaming for help, and they will In the top of Its What really surprised ing produced. "Primary expe- head that proba- rience is key to any art history things and find out be in here in droves," Mason bly once held a me was the scope of program," Merkel said. said. "It makes it real to them. It headdress. Monger and her team hope about them first hand. puts it in their hands." the collection... and to extend the educational To add another layer of unfortunately, it's power of the Madison Art It's a shame to have access to the collection. Monger Collection. Next year, Moogei something like this stuck said she is photographing the little known. said the collection will be mov- objects to build an online data- ing out of storage in Anthony- in a closet for years. base. "I want to have a Web site — Julia Merkel Seeger into a display room in where you could learn about proervalions specialist for JMV libraries the College Center, complete — \ Ulan it Mason the collection and to reach out to 55 with two adjoining tech rooms graduate student the community," Monger said. wired for presentations. "We Mason said, "There are a "For me, personally, 1 am need to have a display, a facility 59 number of uses (for the captivated by the glass in the so that we can accommodate Madison Art Collection) that collection," Downs said. "It is these kinds of educational proj- these objects have been invalu- we aren't yet aware of... It'» interesting how rimesorts some ects," Monger said. able to me." Working with fun to look at these things objects out and leaves other Mason, who is researching scholars to catalog the collec- and find out about them first l-AUH.ADEAV;*.».r,/ir.» objects for us to be amazed by. the Madison Art Collection as tion. Mason said the project has hand. It's a shame to have They would not be considered part of her masters degree proj- "given (her) the opportunity to something like this stuck in a great works of art,' but they ect, said, "As a grad student, Contact scholars in the field and closet for years." Work for "ffl

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UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP Professionally managed by Weisz Properties. LLC THURSDAY, FEB. 20, 2003 I THE BREEZE I 13 "If it was easy, everyone would be doing it. The bigger the risk, the bigger the reward. I never felt like I wasn't going to make it. though. In my heart I knew Dont play telephone'... I would have to work hard." ...especially when you've been drinking. "Drunk CHAZZ PALMINTERI dialing" ranks high on (he party foul list. actor STYLE SM story pa(t 14 See story Mow Chazz Palminteri: Not your 'Usual Suspect' Oscar-nominated actor speaks to, advises JMU students about 'Acting, Writing, Filmmaking and Beyond'

\1( MAM RKIHI/o,(ffpl»»nirapVr Oscar nominated actor Chazz Palmlntarl spoke at Grafton Stovall Theatre Feb. 12. BY ERIN Lbt murder while sitting on the still refused. Finally, Robert Sopranos." but turned it down contributing writer stoop of his apartment. The DeNiro ("Analyze That") dis- because he did not want to Oscar-nominated actor incident changed him and was covered the play and wanted play the same character daily. Chazz Palminteri spoke about included in his monologue. to direct the film. He honored Palminteri said he attrib- "Acting, Writing, Filmmaking The monologue evolved into Palminteri's requests. utes his accomplishments to and Beyond," hosted by the what later would become "A According to Palminteri, the love of his parents, confi- University Program Board at Bronx Tale." DeNiro wanted "real people" dence, perseverance and the Grafton-Stovall Theatre Feb. 12. Palminteri then success- to be cast for the film, so many drive to succeed. Palminteri said the most fully performed his one-man of Palminteri's childhood "When you have a dream rewarding aspect of his career show for Theater West in Los friends played themselves. inside, don't let anyone tell you has been the opportunity to Angeles, Ca. He continued to Palminteri discussed other you can't do it," he said. "Be come and speak to students. He write until he had an hour projects he has done in the positive and work very hard. As said in an interview before the and 40 minutes of material, last decade. He said he prefers in any career, the people who show the reason he finds it so which was enough to be con- "three-dimensional charac- work the hardest succeed. rewarding is that college stu- sidered a full play. During ters." He played a writer/hit- Disappointment in the arts is dents are at the point in their his speech, he demonstrated man in Woody Allen's common, take 'No' as normal lives when they are making cru- a part of the monologue for "Bullets Over Broadway," and be surprised when some- cial decisions. Palminteri the audience in which he which earned him an Oscar one tells you 'Yes.'" stressed the importance of a played three characters, nomination. He also was in Palminteri said when he first quote from his film, "A Bronx using different voices and "The Usual Suspects," which, came to LA, he had no connec- Tale," "The choices you make body language. from its reaction, appeared to tions and worked as a doorman. will shape your life forever." According to Palminteri, a be the audience's favorite. "If it was easy, everyone During the speech, good friend in the Bronx sent Other film appearances would be doing it. The bigger Palminteri credited^us success him $25,000 to put up his have included "A Night at the the risk, the bigger the to the love and support of his show. After this, several Roxbury," "Analyze This," reward. I never felt like I parents. "My dad always told agents called for the rights of "Down to Earth" and many wasn't going to make it me that the saddest thing is the play to make a screen- others. He wrote "Faithful," though, in my heart I knew I wasted talent, so I decided to play. Palminteri refused which starred Cher. He also would have to work hard." take life into my own hands." unless they would let him has done several HBO films Senior Vince Neil thought He staejed writing a monologue play Sonny, the murderer, and guest-directed the HBO the show was great. "The about his life experiences. and let him write the screen- prison series, "Oz." Palminteri speech catches a glimpse into MORGAN RHHUilu(r/Vir»,)jru(7Afr Palminteri said when he play. They offered him $1 said he originally was offered his life and what he is Junior Gabby Revllla. UPB director of media and public was 9 years old, he witnessed a million for the rights, but he James Gandolfini's role in "The about," he said. relatlone, poiea with Palminteri before the speech. Dancers reminisce about first 'Steps' Memoir proves BY SHKLBY GILES Hart's solo piece, some oldies such as "Can't said during the piece. contributing writer "Becoming," also had a hip- Touch This," by MC Hammer This improv ended with a difficult art form From choreographing hop vibe. From the music to and "Smooth Criminal" by short modern piece to repre- I dances to operating the the movement, this was the Michael Jackson. sent the dancers' experience BY ZAK SALIH in Eggers' story. They are tools to soundboard, senior dance most memorable piece in the The performers got sultry as part of the School of All Things Literary gain the reader's sympathy and majors and minors partici- show. The lyrics of the to "Big Spender" as they Theatre and Dance and tak- Last month, 1 finally read a to elevate our narrator to the apted in all aspects of the music by Blackalicious were remembered dancing their ing "Steps to Remember" to book 1 had been looking for- level of martyr. It feeds off the production of one of their the heart of the performance. first "sexv dance," it was be where they are today. ward to reading since it first was presumptuousness of the mem- final performances in Hart said she used these published in 2000. The book was oir M a reliable art form. Eggers Godwin Room 355 last rhythmic lyrics as a guide for Dave Eggers' memoir, "A hints at his own unreliability as a Friday and Saturday nights. her movement. In her sheer Heartbreaking Work of storyteller, reminding us that The concert, titled Steps to maroon dress, she vividly Staggering Genius" and 1 was names and incidents may have Remember," consisted of 10 painted a picture across the not disappointed in the least been changed or exaggerated for pieces, all choreographed by stage of the emotions con- For those of you unaware of the sake of the memoir. senior dance majors and minors. veyed through the song. this gem of a memoir, the book In short, this book addresses Senior Molly Lehman's cho- Sophomore Ashley Parks, recounts the events in Eggers' almost all the problems I have reography opened the show who was in the audience, life after his parents die of can- with memoirs, especially those with her intriguing piece, "Raw said, "I like that it seemed cer within weeks of each other fn>m middle-aged men and Anticipation." This aptly-titled she wanted you to focus on and the semi-bohemian twenty- women who still have the rest of piece began soundlessly with the spoken words and how it something takes his 7-year-old their lives to lead. I find myself sluggish, suspended move- relates to her movement." brother Toph under his wing. in line with those few tradition- ment'.. The introduction of The dancers concluded The duo moves from Chicago to alists who believe that a memoir music into the piece brought a their show with a comical, Southern California, when? our should be a writer's last work — sense of relief to the atmos- retrogressive improvisational narrator struggles with raising a all those years pressurized, dis- phere that was created by the piece. They began by thank- brother as a mock child, tilled and crammed into a few dancers'snail-like movements. ing the audience for coming, attempts to live the MCkleM hundred pages. While Eggers Inspired by their friendship, then dove into reminiscing social lifestyle to which tvejy hn.iks this cardinal rule, I feel seniors Pedm J. Batista and Henry about their first ballet recital. twenty-something is entitled he's justified in his implication Hill came up with a clever mix of Dancers came out in white and fights with the desire to that, after the deaths of his par- mcxJern and hip-hop dance in tutus, imitating when they elicit pity from his wounds. ents, the end might soon be their piece, 'Two of a Kind." The were small kids performing What makes this book so coming for him as well. His style two often used partner move- in their first shows. astounding is the way Eggers is peppered with a paranoia not ments as if dancing as one body. There was even a tap number plays with the format of the uncommon to those who have Pop-influenced hip-hop move- to the song, "Sing, Sing Sing," memoir, twisting and molding it gniwn up with death as a third ments mixed with elongated which, it was said onstage, was into a panxly of itself. Believe parent, those who rear it gnash- modem dance movements the song each of them had me when I say you've probably ing at their heels with every step helped Batista and Hill achieve tapped to at least once in their JULIE WrTHF-RSViloff phmoinphtr never read a memoir quite like they take. their goal of exploring the possi- lives. The performers followed Senior dance majors and minor* performed In the annual this, one in which the characters As for the art of the memoir, bilities of both types of dance. that number by bringing back aenlor dance concert last weekend, "Steps to Remomber." refer to themselves as mere cogs steATL, page H 14 THE BREEZE THURSDAY; FEB. 20,2003

[REVIEW] THE CINEMA sroop 'Daredevil' wont save your money ijt? the suburbs SARAH STANTT27«™p»lfi «i,„, B^ TRICM FRI H\ II I E "DAREDEVIL" staffwriter Oicgood fight scene, however. ly unbelievable. Daredevil's STARRING: between Bullseye (Colin attempt to dodge chards of it you TV looking lor a mart, 1 arnll, "Minority Report"), the I just called to wv) superhero flick, then BEN AFFLECK, JENNIFER K>ass. m a manner resembling assassin hired by Kingpin to Keanu Reeves' bullet-dodg- director Mark Steven lnhnson'* GARNER, COLIN FARRELL kill Elektra's Esther, and Flektr.i ing in "The Matrix," defies 4 AND MICHAEL DUNCAN ( Simon Birch") "Daredevil* li etching, intense and dark. logic entirely, as he simply isn't for you. Bui if you're in the say, I love you' RATED: PG-13 Farrell plays Bullseye with does a fe<#back flips. mood tor mndlBM I'ntcrt.un- RUNNING TIME: creepy skill. His crazy-eyed BY LAUREN YORK Why did I make this call? What ment. it would sullu. The film incorporates 110 MINUTES look and overall twitchiness some humor into the mix, senior writer was my goal or purpose? What In thi- Marvel comic book make the assassin a very which is a relief from the did I gain from talking to this i ition, Ben Affleck When I go out, I usually scary individual. onslaught of corny one-liners. make sure that I have my cell person? My answers are no ( i hanging I anea") playa ••• Although superhero flicks Franklin Nelson (Jon Favreau, phone. I would guess most idea, none and nothing. That's Mall Murdock, who later are generally action-based "Made"), Murdoch's friend people who have cell phones pretty much the point — the Ixvumes Daredevil. As a boy, help others - are overacted entertainment, some, like he w.is blinded when spl.it- and law partner, is a great do. But some make it a special drunk dial is purely for the and exaggerated. "Spider-nun" give some atten- comic relief. The interaction point to leave theirs at home. amusement of the dialer. Ured in the lace by Mohaz- While Affleck has been tion to plot development. ardout chernicala Although he between the two characters is Why? Because they realize the Other times, the drunk quite successful in other types "Daredevil" avoids plot fun and light, giving the film dialers are those lost in love call- cant see, in- other terne) importance of avoiding those ol movies, action flicks don't development like the plague, a sense of humor. ing their exes, because the alco- become magnified and, mveta- embarrassingly intoxicated seem to be his forte. His scenes leaving the audience wonder- As a comic book adaptation, late-night phone call 1 like to hol makes the dialer think they riousrj enough, superhuman. as Murdock are genuine and ing how Murdock's attuned "Daredevil" is amusing at times call the "drunk dial." miss their ex and can't live with- SM an adutt, Murdock plays often funny. However, as ■•< nsea somehow turned him and entertaining, even though it .i lawyer bj day and .1 vigfiante Drunk dialers, more often out them. But that is a fallacy if 1 taredevU, he's tar Irom intimi- into a muscular, building- lacks the elements to make it a I've ever heard one. Hopefully 1 rim,- fighter by night, ultimate- than not, are repeat offenders. dating and almost laughable, lumping, flying superhero good movie. Wait until this one They like going out because the you'll have a good friend stand- K working again) the mob boss r-piviallv in the red leather Daredevil also suffers comes out for rental, it's not oil New York, Kingpin (Michael more people they meet, the ing by who knows when its suit with little bom*. from "The Matrix" syndrome. worth the ticket cost. more people they'll eventually time to take your phone hum i l.irke Duncan, "llu Scorpion Garner's performance is That is, the use of special King"). Murdoch then tails in have to call. Even if they don't you and end the shenanigans adequate, having done the ettects is overabundant, meet anyone new, they'll still before they begin. love with ,1 sassv, beautiful best an actress lould with a obtrusive and realitv-defying. have a cell phone full of stored The next best thing to mak- woman I I. ktr.i l|enniler flat character like Elektra While this works for llu Gamer, ".Alias), who, tfrangeh numbers to call. ing the drunk calls is to be on the Despite the fact that she has no Matrix,' a movie which is When I feel the urge to share enough, .IIM' has the fighting receiving end. Many times, my ■pedal powers, Elektra has based in a computer-driven, «■«•«•«• °™"™« worn. in. my good cheer with everyone I skills ot a superhero. learned to tight with immense phone has rung in the middle of fictional world, it fails miser- know after a night out on the the night and I have answered to The movie, .is .1 whole, is skill and demonstrates such in ably in this film, because it is Aft« *"***x»i<.on.«>plr, town — regardless of whether hear a bunch of gibberish com- trite and melodramatic. some decent fight scenes set in reality where normal * * * MO^MJIIMIa OMIon-Slowl Murdixh s vokeoven explain- I'm still out or under my covers ing from my nearest and dear- Hut lor die most part, the humans, like Elektra, .ant fly Should rava ton — Ill flip through the numbers ing his emotional dilemma — tight scenes in the movie are *9 est. One night, I got a call from a from building to building. I \v saved on my phone and the struggle between his need overdone, with too much good friend at another school Stunts, like the special wno approved ts* start calling away. Then the next ■ and the drive to emphasis on special ettects. ft «tu»ioiN»am; while she aimlessly walked effects, are hokey and complete- day, I'll sporadically remember around barefoot. She had wan- who I called or receive calls ref- dered off from a party and erencing messages I have no decided to take the scenic route ATL: What memoirs really should be about recollection of leaving. Also, it is home, all the while calling her ATI., flu important to pay attention friends, making sure they knew — if I had never told you, you movie — we are always the ifestos of life but just as .moth- I find the unreliability of our- WOttld have been none the when dialing, because I've acci- how much she loved them. heroes, the wounded ones, er story that has the possibili- dentally dialed my grandpar- When all is said and done, telvea to narrate the Iton ,.t wiser VVe can train ours.lws the misunderstood and the our liws .is the) rcalK hap- tv to connect with us on some ents in the middle of the night. the drunk dial is inevitable — to forget what we want, to people who, in the end, fundamental level. pened .in.i not as we remem- change what we want — and Fortunately, I immediately real- we've all made and received always are redeemed. 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Junior forward Dwjyne hand, hit on lSof-33 Odd Bn >vlrs .ind red-shirt sanioi goals in the first half and ux>k eenla kennv Whitehv.hi Ml h a 47-21 lead into halttime scored 14 points to lead JMU Senior forward Ian past Towson University. H7-S6 C .i s k i I I ■I home VvWnesday. WedlU'sil.i\ scored •» The Dukes improved to career-high 10-15 overall and 6-9 in the 1'owson 21 points Colonial Athletic Assiviation and Last week JMU was swept grabbed six on its two-game road trip, rebounds. (ailing at the UnlvtiiU) ol UBM the Delware Thursday. 74-71. and | BhttHmi losing to Drexel Univcr-ctv late \ point 78-67, Saturday. er by UD guard Ryan Kerson In the Dukes' loss to the with 24 seconds left in the SSC Dragons, JMU Ml behind 17-4 ond half propelled IX'lware to in the opening nine minutes the win, and was never able to recover Ked-shirt senior .enter JMU turned the Kill over Kenny tVHtehead led foui 1r- limc-s in the first half while Dukes in double-figures only shooting nine-of-27 (rom with 16 points the field. Drexel on the other —from staff rq\>r^ —MEN'S CLUB VOLLEYBALL— JMU ranked fifth in country

BY BRAD RICHARDS do lots of things together contributing writer From partying to Spring After seasons of building Break trips to relying on a dominant force on the each other for transporta- court as well as a solid foun- tion, we are then' tin e.u h dation Off 'lie COUrt the other men's club volleyball team Being ■ team is some- was named 9porti club of thing they have accom- the Month for January by the plished which is shown Sports Club Council. through its national ranking. Over the past three I've slid he thinks the club's years the team has been BUCCeea and achievements ranked in the top 10 have come in large part nationwide according to through the efforts of their Club President Jeff Pro, I "at times under-appreeiat- senior. IMU currently is ed" coach Blaine Tendler. ranked fifth in the Another effort the club National Intramural- members make off the Recreational Sports court is tn be an active vol- Association poll. unteer in the JMU commu- Being recognized as the nity. It participated at this Sports Club of the Month is year's annual UREC 5K - something the members of Race, held on the morning the team are very proud of of Homecoming, and is according to Pye. getting ready to parti) tpate "Being chosen as Sport in the upcoming Relay for Club of the Month just Life event, April 12-13. makes you feel like all the The club raises mone\ hard work put forth all year, by working as line judges not just this past month, has and score keepers fot all truly paid off and was well the home varsity v olleyball worth it," Pye said. matches, i responsibility Junior Matt Spears, SCC they have undertaken the WIY ('Mil KsciN/,,«ri*»wif ahMofiaasff representative said, "There past two seasons It also is something special about support its financial needs RedeMrt (unlor Steve Kodcsh has earned 65 career Wins at JMU. Last season he finished second in the state championships at 197 pounds. us in that we are more than just players on a team, we see \OU£YBALL, page 17 BASEBALL Style and substance B> ADAM Wish "His work ethic and ( olebells said, "He's staff writer unorthodox style have alwayi willing to stay after Ked-shirt junior wrest lei helped him to be consistently U and practice some moves, Steve Kodish always finds a successful throughout his He comes in and winch Bays a lot about him." way to win on (he mat. time here," Elliot said. Kodish slid he likes to help Although the 197-pound Since Kodish arrived si analyzes a lot of film of out tin- younger wrestlers m native of Schwenksville, Pa. JMU, he has proven to be a the program partly because Of takes a slightly different tor, e on the mat, I BCt Year the younger guys. He the way he felt when he first approach to his matches, there he notched a team-high came to |MU. is nothing strange ibOUt his eight major decisions and takes a lot of them 1 remember when I was work ethic off the mat. has tallied f>5 career wins under his wing. just coming into the pro- "When he goes in, he goes thus far. This season, Kodish gram, I really looked up to about it the completely has tied his career high for -Todd Schroeder the older guys," kodish wrong way technique wise," wins in a season with 21 and junior MEStkt said. "So I tt\ to lead by senior D,\\'f Colabella said "1 only has 11 1< example and be there foi don't know how he docs it, Both Colabella and junior 55 the younger guyi but it works." Todd Schroeder Agreed that Wrestling hasn't alwa\s Coach Chris EUlott agrees Kodish's work ethic help him "He comes in and ana been Kodish's primary with Colabella, citing the to be a better wrestler, as well Iwes .i lot of film ol tin- Choice though. In seventh as ■ role model tor mam ot the younger guys," Schroeder grade Kodish wai faced III I 1111 >Ml7J.ii. Am combination of Kodish's techniques as a reason for his other wrestlers, especially the said. "He takes a lot of them JMU dropped Its first two games of trie season, losing to the freshmen and sophomores under his wing " HtKODiSH.page I? University of South Carolina and the University of Tennessee. solid tenure at JMU. Diamond Dukes drop JMU tops Duke, two over weekend In a pair of tough opening sum, sua-ndcring tour earned falls to NC State <^^SalSBaT~^ ^r wetland matchups, the run on n hits. BY DAN BOWMAN day in helping the Dukes to a b- •*JS%V Diamond Dukes lost to the One day later, the assistant sports editor 11 record overall. l nivenrin ol Sou* ( nolira Vuluntirrs I'xpltHlixl lor six The 174-pound Cameron in 111 innings, 7-6. and to the inaMajaad inns .ii;,nnst IIM- In its last two home matches earned | pair ot ma|or deci- 1 niversitv of lennessec, 11-ft. Diamond Dukes' buUptn m of the season, JMU earned i sions ^n the day against the Feb. 14 and 15 at the RSPN )MU'sll-ftli-.s split, defeating Duke Blue Devils' Tim Marcantonio KKixn Radio 1340 Shootout in Red -shirt (reshman It-lt- university 25-14 in the first 14-4 and against tlu Ml III IC II, (tiaihrton.SC h.ind.T c ,reg Nesbitt, sttpho- match, but falling 2b-\b in the Wolfpack's Courtney Hird 12-3 Mcgjpjjaaji |MU surrendered a one- OBON right-li.mder Brian let ond match to North Carolina — to improve to 12-4 on the Red-shirt sen- run lead in the bottom ol the leatherwood and red shirt State University Saturday. Red- season Colabella, who ior Seth ninth to and the game into senior right-hander Rick shirt senior Soth Cameron, sen- Cameron (top) McKernan wenl three and ior Dave Colabella and red- improved to 25-K on the year, extra innings, when the won both of his two-thirds innings out ol tin- shirt |iiniors Urian Consolvo earned two decisions at 184 . ..mii'iiiikswonitcnlln' lOttl matches bullpen, allowing three and Steve Kodish each won senior right-hamler Chris Saturday for earned runs on six hits both ol their matches on the see DUKES, page 17 Cochran uvnt six and two- the Dukes. thirds inning- m ll" MHlad —from staff remits 161 THE BREEZE I THURSDAY. FEB. 20. 2003 SPORTS —MEN'S BASKETBALL— -WOMEN'S BASKETBALL- SOFTBALL Female JMU gets first conference JMU splits two at road victory against Tribe Triangle Classic coach The softball team split a pair run of the game. Dukes top William & Man, fall to North Carvlina-Wilmington of games over the weekend at In the second game, llic the rain-shortened Triangle Badgers put up four runs in Itor topping Old Dominion while red-shirt guard |ody lonlest with IS points Morgan C lassie in Raleigh, N.C. The the sixth inning. Wisconsin's i niverttt} a Mg accomplls- l eRose and sophomore center and senior guard Jess I hikes topped Pordham Erin Bamharst put three of makes mi'ni — fab. ". me Dukca kn-t.il lir.Hiks each added 13 IK how K/ cadi scored 14 points University. 3-0 before dropping thoM runs on the hoard with a accomplished another one ol points in tin' win fa IMI in the loss a game later in the day to the three-run home run. their goals M mning ,1 confer- The i>ukes tried to continue Tlte Dukes will n-main on Univeristy of Wisconsin, 4-0. The rest of the tournament, ence toad game. their winning streak Sunday, the n».id heading into Friday, JMU scored all three of its scheduled for tomorrow Last Thursd.n |MUedged bul the University of North where the] will face llostr.i runs against Fordham in the through SundSJS was canceled history out tin' i oOege of William & because of unplayable condi- 1 arolina-Wilnungton used ,i lo- University in Hi'iTipstead, N.Y. bottom of the second inning. Man, 78-71 in Williamsburg. tions from heavy rain. B^ RICK MORRISSI > 2 run lo avenge an earlier IINS to |\ll will then travel Ihvxcl Junior Kara Schwind and Chicago Tribune The Dukes had lour playera JMU to win 60-53. University Sunday. freshman Kelly Ann TheDukes(i-l)will return x.'Tr in double figures, with The Seahawks' Shameka I he l)uk«s, head into the Berkemeier both scored on to action Feb. 28 and March 1 It w.is hilkxi as a historic senior forward Shanna Prfca Montgomery helped lead the weekend with a 1V> record h.K k-to-back Fordham emirs. at the Dixie c lassii in Virginia momcnl - ,i WOOUUt COMhifW loading the w.iv with 2(1 points UNC-W charge with 22 points and an 8-5 in the Colonial Red-shirt junior Leah Fvert Beach. JMU is scheduled to a Division I men's basketball Senior forward Nadine Price once again led the Athletic Association, then singled in sophomon' face four teams at the ft ent team — and in a \\,\\ i! was, Morgan Blushed With 17 points. I hikes in scoring, linishing the from sttffnporH Katie Jaworski for the third —front s/flf/r^vf.. but not in the iv.n that wtuiM hive mattered most We'll know women truly have arrived wlx'n the\ 're the ones doing the cheating, the brawling and the earning of firearms. Thev have a lot of catching up to do. felom -wise. Christ was a liar. But this will have to do, and it's an important |tM3 when a woman can preside ova a mesa like the one at TennesMv State even it she had nothing to do with it I >ne step in the mud at a time Either that or a complete raving lunatic. Oh yeah, St then' was kresa Phillips stalking the sideline tor the ligers "Thursday night, yelling there's one other option (and only one): He was, out instructions, providing encouragement and inquiring whether the reterees had quite possibly missed their most ^K^m and is God, just as he claimed. recent optometrist appoint- ments. That raixvi the obvious question: l>.vsn't this lady know how to IhlOW a , hair' "I almost burst a blood v Btaei a couple times. >hr said Its .i itari Histpr\ will Many people prefer to think he was a good moral teacher, show that her team lost 7l-=>h to Austin Peay, Hilton i^ such a spoilsport. Phillips is lenneaaee State's but if you think through it, that's not logically possible. Jesus, athletic director, and bv all Wts, good at her fob — too good it you're the kind of COadl or athlete looking to cut in the midst of a fiercely monotheistic culture, through his a lew corners. She'll need to stop that it the expects to get anywhere m this world. In the meantime, she is dealing with actions and overt statements claimed to be God in the the sort ot mess the big schools make Small doesn't have to mean angelic, you know flesh. That's win I'hillips was shouting out instructions to plavers Thursday night, hirlier in the week, the OHo VaDn Conference had suspended Tigers interim coach HOSM lewis tor one game after a If the claim was false, then either Jesus knew that, or he bench-clearing fight in fenness*v Mate s It-,", to I astern Kentucky two weeks ago Nineteen players were ejected didn't. If it was false and he knew it, the/i by his intentional Phillips named herself coach day, and it made perfect sense She had a 212-189 record as OOadl of the women's teams deception he has scammed the world with the greatest I faneasec Mate and I isk and won a national COadlOl the war award in 1991). Nohod\ at the school was mitre qualified to hoax ever conceived. Liars don't tend to make COadl the men last Thursday. She was introduced to polite applause from the Austin Peay particularly good moral teachers. crowd It was hard to miss |I,T on the bench She was the one in the powder blue jacket, the blue blouse, the blue slacks and the hirls She was the 0M imploring her plavers to ple.w- please, please MOie some If, on the other hand, he honestly was convinced in his own points she was the one taking Deem forward [eremj |a kson aside during a timeout, using the opportunitv to teach a bit mind that he was God (and wasn't) then it's pretty clear and then patting the sopho more on the back. I verythlng she was w ing was right," said torward that he was a lunatic. If your roommate really thought she Roahaun Bowena, who i 21 points "Every tune she saul to do tomething and we did it, it worked." was God, what would you think of her? But if VOU want someone who is aping to pia\ dirty like the boys, I'hillips might he a bit s,irt she s much too upstand- ing and cares too much about those pesky graduation rates The only remaining possibility, as implausible as it sounds, is While she was interim athletic director in 2001, Tennessee State's teams had the highest combined grade-point average that the claim was true: Jesus really is God. He really does in the conference With those sorts of priorities, theUni\crsit\ ot ( in. innati basketball program never would love you. And he really can forgive your sins. have been built And where are Phillips' ska/v credentials' Mic can't take cradfl for hiring Nolan Kkh.irdson 111, the former [enness.v state coach who got Into an argument with I. w is Liar, Lunatic, or Lord. Can you think of another option? earlier in the season and then returned to the BChOO) gym with a gun. Richardson I in January. Campus Crusade for Christ Phillips wasn't the athletic director in 2000 when the NCAA said the school had Thursdays at 8:00pm HHS Building Room 2301 lost institutional control over the athletu department email: [email protected] and put Tennessee State on three year's probation. SfORTS THURSDAY, FEB. 20, 2003 I THE BREEZE 117 DUKES: Earn weekend split against ACC opponents I>l MS, from page 15 into wrestling najnM lately, pounds — over Duke's Tom -66 nisi taking it to whoever If ui C ,iss, 4-1 .ind over NC State's front of me." Jon Goodwin, 3-1. Colabella I'm not really into ElllOtl Mid lodd has is now two wins shy of 93 for just been doing what I've his career, which would put wrestling names lately, wanted him to do ot latl H< him in seventh all-time on just taking it to whoever has *■ intwwih the |MU wins list. i ► e r Coffcy on the other hand "It was a good match," is in front of me. was tied 11-0 with Williams coach Chris Elliott said of entering the final period of the Duke match. "I don't — Todd Schroeder their match, lip 1-n late, like to make predictions, but junior w roller t ottej earned two points on .i I felt like we had the capa- takedown in the closing stv- bility to win the 'last four 59 onds to leal ins victory. nights if my team wrestled "I wasn't really expecting to their capabilities riofl to NC State's Dan anything except to go out and "I didn't want to itfumfl Pacitti, 11-3 and Coffcy by have a good match," Coffcy we would win (over Duke) — fall against the Wolfpack's said. "I thought our whole on paper we matched up pret- Loroy Harris at 6:28. team came out here with a ty well against them, so I Against Soliman, Schnx-der head ot si,.mi toda) though. I hoped we would win." dominated from the get-go, though! we'd win." Other key wins for the getting .1 neat-tall early on and )MU travels to Norfolk to Dukes Saturday included taking a 7-1 advantage into the take on Old Dominion junior 133-pounder Todd second period. The only points University Feb. 23 in the Schroeder's 13-4 decision Schroeder allowed his oppo- team's regular season finale. over the Blue Devils' Andy nent to gain came on aacapei The Dukes cany • 4-5 record Soliman and freshman "I just came out pretty against Colonial Athletic lu\i\ yweight Matt Coffey's 5- intense," Schroeder said. "I Association toes into the 0 decision over Duke's Roy heard this guy was tough, so match. The CAA tournament Williams Both lost their later I just had to go out there and begins March 7 in KRISTl MCOl KHiavli*nitnplitr matches, Schroeder by deci- do my thing. I'm not really Hempstead, NY. Re*sWrt |6nk>f Steve Kodish won both of his matches Saturday. Improving to 21-11 this Mason. VOLLEYBALL: Nationals or KODISH: Role model bust for Sports Club of the Month Kiiliisn |h i Division III level, I received a decided to forgo. Instead VOLLEYBALL, from page 15 Mid "Whether it behind raising, with a dilemma. call from JMU saying they had Kodish, who graduates in by having membership dues 46- community service, pm "Seventh grade came seen some of my wrestling May, will continue his educa- and charging other teams entry tournaments, scheduling or ,i around, and I had to make a tape. I came down and I was tion in graduate school in the fees to tournaments hosted at The future of the number of other things, the club decision of whether to play lust sold to the school." field of special education. JMU, according to Pye. has ttown great dedication and basketball or wrestle during Kodish also managed to "I debated staying around The money dub members club looks good. We effort to making our program the fall season. Kodish said. carry his winning tradition off here at JMU, but I chose have collected through fund have a solid base of one of the best in the nation." "I had a buddy who was on the mat as well. In high school instead to go on to graduate raising this year will give them lunior Jason l..invtt outside wrestling team, so he he was named a National school," Kodish said 'I've the opportunity to travel to players... hitter and dub via- president. kind of persuaded me. Now Football Foundation and already been accepted to |the Columbus, Ohio for the said, "Then1 are .i lot of hard- here I am wrestling at the College Football Hall of Fame University of Virginia's] grad National Championship tour- —Jason Garrett working and deserving clubs Mvision I level at |MU." Scholar athlete. In addition, the school and I'm waiting to hear nament April 10-12, as well as to junior here and it feels great to be rec- Kodish was not only a past two years he was an hon- back from a few other schools." 1 mope for Spring Break. ognized as one Of them 11 us vrestler ,ts ,i voung man, but I T.ihle mention for the National Elliot respects such a deci- The Europe trip will provide -5? club has a great chance ot taking football and baseball Wrestling Coaches Association sion, but said he believes them the chance to mmpere home hist pMCe at \ationals Byer. He continued to M res Academic All-American Team. Kodish would be very success- against Division 111 teams in yet to accomplish is i\ ision I bracket. Pye said the Highlawn Pavilion where it Some spoil in college, but I named IColonial Athletic his decision. He has already "We have been East coast team will stop at nothing to win will sell Spaghetti dinners tor wasn t really sure what dia*c- Association] scholar-athlete of been student teaching at a champs the past two years," a National Championship at $5. The team's next home tion I was going to take," the week a bunch of times." local high school, so I know Morgan said. "We were con- this year's tournament. match will be Sat . March 22 Kodish -.mi \s I was almost Kodish has one year left of furthering his education is ference champs last year "So far this year the erf. >rts 14 when it will play for the con- set on placing football at the eligibility, which he has very important to him." and the only thing we have our club has been nonstop," Pye ference championship. 181 THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, FEB. 20. 2003 SPOUTS Fly fishing, anyone? Local parks home to often overlooked outdoor activities Attention: i v ipHa .ill of the outdoor America's best smallmouth acttvtUei MI-h ,i^ --.imping, hik- kiss rivers. ing end spelunking ,n jil.iblc 10 Want to be sports editor? 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Massanutten and the editor in chief landing to Locke's Landing. sports bn'.ik up the monotony of Shen.lnd.vili National I'ark ISM') The scenic, seven miles of daily classes and offer outside although SKI' attracts many pew water is slow moving, suitable exercise and enjoyment when pie from the Washingn in, I) ( for beginners, with views of I Kit is too crowded or you By: Monday, Feb. 24 at 5 p.m. RSBS, IML' students would most the Blue Ridge Mountains and need to relax away from the ■ :•!!I SNP Horn the oppo- the chance to fish one ot campus setting.

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