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The AMERICA'S OLDEST L AW SCHOOL
Marshall-Wythe School of Law FOUNDED 1779
VoIllJIle XV. r\umber ;, Thursday. r\ovember 3. 1983 Four Pages Windy City Triumph Benton Team Triumphs; Other Squads Make'Ready
By LEE ANN GUSTAFSON '84 justices from the supreme courts Mary defeated Boston University The William and Mary team of of Georgia and Missouri. in the quarterfinals, Boston's Mark Clausen, Kitty Devoid and In the climb to the top, the team points were sufficient for them to Ken Newman finished in first argued off-brief against Pace advance to the semifinals. The place at the Benton National Moot University and on-brief against victories over Boston University Court Competition in Informatil Detroit College of Law in the were especially gratifying and Law and Privacy at the Jor . preliminary rounds. Boston because that team wrote the se Marshall Law School in Chicago University provided the competi cond best brief. The best brief was JastSaturday. The team bested 24 tion in both the quarterfinals and written by South Texas School of law schools to bring home a $2,000 the semifinals (with William and Law. scholarship and an attractive Mary arguing off-brief and on Commenting on the team's im trophy for the William and Mary brief, respectively). pressive performance, Mark collection. Advancement in the tourna Clausen stated, "There is no such The team argued off-brief ment depended on points award thing as destiny." against Florida State University ed by the judges rather than the TEAM UVA-BOUND in the final round before judges more usual elimination structure. that included the Chief Justice of As a result, a team that lost an The two national teams leave _. the U.S. Court of Appeals for the argument was not necessarily today for the regional competition 7th Circuit, the Chief Justice of eliminated from further competi at the University of Virignia this tion. Thus, although William and weekend. The preliminary rounds the lllinois Supreme Court, and will be at 1:00 and 8:00on Friday; the quarterfinals and semifinals, as yet unscheduled, will be on Committee Seeks Sa turday ; and the final arguments are scheduled for 2:00 THE LIBRARY STAFF recently announced and posted its new "crack. on Sunday, November 6. down policy" concerning the use of library carrels. Anyone wishing to reserve Libelous Creativity The tournament pr~blem con a carrel should take note of the regulations and consult a librarian. Continued on page four. By ELLEN CALLINAN '84 Bob Battle proposed that we Plans for Libel Night 1984 are sell T-shirts to promote Libel underway. A brilliantly clever Night and to raise funds for its theme was proposed and adopted production. This idea was ac Social Chair Extends Kudos, at a Libel Night meeting on Mon cepted with great enthusiasm. We day, October 24. The creator of need a logo as soon as possible so this year's concept is none other we can begin selling the T-shirts Highlights UpCOnling Events '. than Donna " Video Junkie" early next semester. If you are a McCaffrey of Fee Simple and the creative doodler or a bona fide ar By ELLEN CALLINAN '84 praise and appreciation. bartenders and SP.t-UD ('rews: Reverters fame. What else would tist, please share that talent with Special thanks goes to first- this New Wave Wild Woman pro As the fall social season winds Woody Anderson, ' Debbie the school. Submit your sketches , years Paul Bain, Bill Cusmano, Bosworth, Mark Clausen, Susan pose but a satire of her favorite to the Committee before down, thanks are in order for all those who have contributed time Mary Gronlund, Kathy Hetfield, Cramer, Rob Lefkowitz, Margie television station entitled " M-W November 22 . Dawn Johnson, Terry Kilgore and T.V." This theme is perfect from and energy to the success of the Long, Virginia Maynard, Laura S.B. A. social events. Thanks to Froggy Lehman. Miller, Ray Nugent, Fran Pier a technical perspective and pro The following second-years also vides sufficient flexibility to in The Committee hopes that this the outstanding efforts of the son, Kathy Reed, Ed Sarfan, Beth public announcement of the Libel social committee members. it is deserve special thanks: Ka thy Schipper, Ken Slott, Allan clude all aspects of law school Edge., Marcia Gottesman, Chan Night them~ will elicit wide par fair to say that a good time was Stanley, Lisa Tobin, Trish West life. The basic format will include ning Hall, Hilary Kline, Jodi 10 to 12 "videos" , M-W News, ticipation from the entire law had by all at the Second Street 3. nd Kathy Youkins. school community. We strongly night, the Fall From Grace and Moloney, Kathy O'Brian, Trish If you had fun at an S.B.A. ex commercials, guest appearances Phelan, Jamie Shapiro, Pat and a few very special V.J.s .. encourage third-years to put in the Homecoming Reception. travaganza, go give one of these their two cents' worth. The Class The class representatives have Vaughan and Stewart Winters. unsung heroes a pat on the back. Also, third-years Susan Austin, Libel Night will be on Sunday, of '83 said we'd never surpass also demonstrated unparalleled They deserve it and it will make Libel Night '83. Let's prove them dedication to the creation of a Carol Brown, Peyton Chichester, you feel good. March 25 at Phi Beta Kappa Hall. Dave Fennell, Lee Ann Gustaf Five months may seem like a long wrong! vital social life for Marshall The social season is slowing Wythe students and deserve son, Holly Hazard, Donna McCaf down, but it's not over yet. The time but believe me it's not! The frey and Gary Parker contributed Committee needs all the help it annual Halloween Party was a much help. great success at Adam's this past can get. Between now and A special thanks must also go to November 30 it will accept video Monday night. Upcoming events the following people for their include a Coffee House, the movie satires on law professors. Pick blood, sweat and tears as your favorite video, modify the Continued on page four. lyrics, create a visual scenario and put a copy in my hanging file. Indicate whether you would like to produce the "video" yourself Law Students Auend with your own actors and music or if you would prefer to turn it over to the Libel Night Commit D.C. Conferences tee. The Committee will select 10 to 12 of the most promising songs By JOHN ALDERMAN '86 schools in 16 small groups, which for the sltow. Seven members of the visited either one private law firm Marshall-Wythe International and one government agency or In the next few days the Com Law Society attended the annual two private law firms. mittee will set up a suggestion box International Law Weekend spon Friday concluded with a wine for those of you who have ideas sored by Georgetown University and-cheese reception at George for commercials and M-W News and George Washington Univer Washington University's Marvin items. We'll also leave out ap sity on Oct. 14-15. Center. plications for positions on the of The conference began Friday Saturday morning at ficial Libel Night Comqilttee. morning with a reception in the Georgetown University seminar Committee members will be Cannon Caucus Room, located was held on legal research responsible for the writing and across the street from the Capitol methods. Saturday afternoon the editing of the non-music half Building. Speakers discussed in featured a panel discussion on of the show, for the technical ternational law work in govern "Direct Broadcast Satellites, In aspects, for publicity, for the pro ment, private firms, and human ternational Law and Outer gram and for the post-show cham rights-monitoring agencies. Dur Space." Participants focused on pagne reception. In other words, LAST YEAR'S LIBEL NIGHT featured a Saturday Night Live theme and in ing the afternoon, the Marshall legal ramifications of the use of we need at least a forty-member spired such skits as these preppy "Killer Bees." This year's program will be a Wythe students joined their col broadcasting telecommunica COmmittee. take-off on M-TV. leagues from numerou~ ot.her law tions satellites. Tb1ll'Sd2y. ~l,,, Page Two The Advocate
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A student-edited newspaper, founded in 1969 as successor to the Amkus Curiae, serving the students, faculty and staff of the Marshall-Wythe Scr.oa~ of Law. Effectiveness
A curious thing happened this past Monday morn INWlOlNfi : #.L CASE -( fI.<. ~T -"!!!T /Ici4IICloE • -ft.o FA St::.!!f6I7I11G ing when I walked to the end of the hall to check my hang P..AMIN61f'ItT' N ilMt.X(!1I5 ;VIWY ~ 1.,;\ ing file-I found it! Since the hanging files were install D/(IIIIkS' ~. C(I/(IOUS C.4sc of" ed as a convenient method of communication foc .,tl.~ CAAf£L I ;' fl.. BCo • 1Ir. students, faculty members and administrators, I thougbt ((~Itrlsj; ? /II€()ICltVlit.. CFncrs of /f1Ihe- it more than a little ironic that I had, over the past weeks, 77HIS.""'.1 />! VCH , MtlC/.f (~~ £1- come to accept that using the files was becoming at best .h!QIf£ .. 1 ...... 5~L-~-r inconvenient, at worst futile. Tli!.vt I~~~~ A~4!.4All:C 0.. ,t?E'ASAI'IJJ8'-1 L.~_ .r ,.J S~'1 ! 6., {'I\f.f{£. ., That same morning I discovered in my file folder the ( J..J. , 1vJ ) ~fJf>O.Ir ~ -,...... J INr,uDucJ,".,Ui ~o I probable reason that everything was in its proper & w~ 5 ,_est TM/'N #7-'" -- place-a letter from Colonel Walck drawing attention to 11, the problems that a small group of people were creating for everyone who wished to use the files. The letter wasn't subtle. In fact, the Colonel sounded un characteristically angry. The thought crossed my mind James Shapiro that he had good reason. I Ragtime I J The hanging file system was created in response to __ 00 T .... __ _ ...... ~ a real need, and the Colonel's memorandwn took to task anyway : Jl L",=,llA:llruy is not res ip obsession. For most second-years, last Not only is it an obsessiI., with - those persons whose juvenile behavior was responsible Monday was " Brief RelieL" No, sa loquitur. Twenty to thirty pages would hardly be described the second-years t.bemsefws,.1a for sabotaging the system. The Colonel did, however, that doesn't mean the short it is traditionally 1 respite from the sememter's as a "brief" assignment. but it is len"...... as apologize to all those people not involved in moving the the hours (read " weeks") put in such by the rest of tile sdDt. folders. monotony which all of us needed Witness the pomp and cir and deserved and which second that really make " Brief" a cumstance of the "Noon Finale" Perhaps we should all be thankful if this problem is years got rooked out of last year euphemism. If second-years were the most serious thing about which we have to complain... getting paid as summer when throngs gather' to see the with Legal Bib. This Brief Relief last-minute (literally) fim:isbers was the albatross second-years associates for the work put into Nevertheless, there was a problem, and the fact that I this "Brief," many would be in race to beat thecJock.. ~Ihe found both my file folder and the Colonel's memo in the were finally able to hoist off their pm backs after many of them were dependently wealthy by now. Let unusual (?) toleration by folder suggests that the administration's action was buckling under the pressure. no one be fooled: a " Brief' is not fessors for lack of class prepara quick and effective. (G.Y.) What the hell is a "Brief" "brief" in either length or the tion during " Brief Week.. - 1Irdeed, work put into it. a genuine cult bas grnn ~ " Memos" are another one of around the " Brier· .:h;es<;:jm these legal euphemisms. When I And no one \\CUlls to tate think of memos, I think of little responsibility for ~ all personalized stationary pads on this ha voc. The profe:isol no Karen Jurczyk which secretaries can lea ve assigned the Brief never-...uaed Commentary phone messages or you can tell to teach the course. "Ibe~ the lav.'Yer in the next office who started the course ism'" em! I you're out to lunch. You know. the here to complain to_ No one an "While you were out. . . " pads. think of a better way toilelppd The time for pre-registration is when compared to urban IaVl It's not uncommon to hear Wrong again, naivete-breath! the Moot Court Team.. This is me once again here. As we scramble schools such as Georget.oWlll. students say, "Yeah, I think I'll "Memos" are virtually situation "where there 5 a rigli,r to assemble next semester's University of Chicago a nd try for legal aid. It's an easy three synonymous with " Briefs" in the but there is no remed'W_ Fon ..:e , schedules and don hopes for suc others. ) This makes it n~ credits, and it will look good on amount of work they require. ex Doug RenillemruL gne ~~ cess in the lottery, it is notewor to limit enrollment in the feW my resume." What of students cept that " Memos" are the first answer! thy that some of us will be engag· clinical programs availab1esoas who are sincerely interested in year albatross. Th e firs t -year IDeIIICE., CIIl the ing in this process for the last to maximize efficiency of the ser legal aid work? Do current lottery . But there seemed to be a other hand, are easy to impufe time. That makes it all the more vice provided to the commumty procedures account for the im general consensus among second responsibility for_ Does tbe pm important to ensure that lottery as well as the benefit to tbe i& ba1ance when one student, during years that nothing, not first-year fessor who assigned IDe memos procedures and results are dividuals fortunate enough to the course of four semesters. is memos due two weeks before enjoy teaching that comse! Did equitable. participate. selected for all three clinical pro finals, not finals themselves, not Hitler enjoy t.ak:ing Poland! There is no doubt that Marshall Unfortunately, howeve r-. grams currently offered and job hunting. nothing put more That's why the memos are easier Wythe is handicapped, in the area neither of these policies can be another student has never once pressure on them ~ han this than the second-vear brief.. n~s of clinical programming, by its served when students are signing won in the lottery? " BrieL" For some, it was a easier to get sOmeduug dooe Some ideas toward a proposed Williamsburg location (at least up for clinicals as "liller" classes. Kafka-esque experience, with when you have SQIJleIOIIe to bate solution: Make a determination Brief-writers taking on insect-like for it. Look for special c:ut-GUt as to which students are really in features as D-day approached. dartboards in the oed i;;sue d. terested in participating in Glazed eyes, matted hair. and The Advocate_ clinical programs by having loss of ability to communicate Second-years are thiIBiIIg it's to the Editor students fill out a short form other than by grunting all downhill from here: a few Letters detailing their reasons for Signing characterized these drones dur classes, a couple of quinls" Iben up for that particular clinical. ing that final week. The " Brief" Christmas! We also tbougbi the This simple procedure. not in was nothing less than an Continued _ ~ a.. I tended to increase red tape, would force students to think about their To the Editor: reasons for seeking to participate I would like to comment on the memorandum concerning hanging in the particular clinical pro files sent to all law students last Friday. Our attention was directed gram., and would "weed out" less to page 46 of the Student Handbook, and we were warned of interested " sign-ups" at the "disciplinary action" against those individuals responsible fO£ mov onset_ A similar procedure is ing or molesting the files. Apparently, a "session" with one of the already successfully im Marshall·Wythe School of law "culprits" has already taken place. Moreover, we were told that as plemented in Trial Advocacy "good citizens of the community" we have a duty to report further where, because of the limited tampering with the files. number of certain types of cases, Marshall-Wythe School of Law students are asked to specify their Williamsburg, VA 23185 I think this memo is an insult to our integrity and honesty. and that Continued on page four. such methods are not only inappropriate at an institution of higher lear ning, but also seriously undermine the credibility of the Administra LETTERS POLICY tion. I object to being told what my "duty" is to qualify as a ' -good. All letters to the editor will ~1.r.t\~~ik~"\HD'ffuRS·::::::::·.:::::::::::·.::::: : ::::: : :: : :::: : :::::::: : L.;;~"i"IiJin-~=": COPY EDITOR ...... ___~~ citizen." The patronizing character of the memo questions our matnrity be reviewed for possible SPORTS EDITOR ...... Iino ~ as well as our intelligence. publication_ We reserve the right to ascertain the validity ~N.>l~~Z;ij~ ....· ..· ..· ..· ..· ..· .. · ..· ..· ..· ..· ..· ..· ..· ..· ..· ..·:· .. ·: .. ·::· :·:·:·.. :· .. · ..· ..· ..· .. · .. · ..· ..·: .. · ..· .... · ..· ..· .. ·: .. · :..·~ii~~~·: ~~;J:;'; We are adults, hardly susceptible to these heavy-handed techniques_ COLl~u\"]STS ...... Jim ~..::; o/the letter and to reject those s;::. If the problem is so serious (and the memo notwithstanding, i am not letters which do not meet our WRITERS ...... Patric.k Bro,:aa.. .-~_ convinced that it is) there are better ways with which it can be dealt. Ginm' Hager, JerrY ~ ... - standards of integrity, ac Fran Pierson. Beth SdipiioF. JIiiI;r ...... Informing students of the inconvenience that mOving the files creates" curacy and decency. and requesting our cooperation in eliminating the problem, wooldba¥e Letters must be double met with a much more positive response than the vague threats and space typed and signed; we Published every other Thursday during the academic year except~_ demands contained in the offensive memo. Its negative emphasis does vacation periods. Funded in part by the Publications Council of the ~1If1JliI8R will withhold the name if the Mary. much to damage the image of the law school in the eyes of its students author requests anonymity. . . ~ons expressed in this newspaper do not necessarily represeat o-.l!iea8e Letters must be received by editorial board or of the students, faculty or administration of the ~SidIII Marshall-Wythe is a fine school with a noble tradition. The memo of Law_ _ sent last Friday is worthy of neither our promise nor our past _ 6:00 p.m_ on Tuesday, the Printed by the VIrginia Gazette. David Franzen "l!6 week of publication.
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. By JIM NORRIS '84 talents. Sabo recently captured a playoff slot as the Number One Marshall-Wythe supplied three the womens' singles division law school team. The Swints won participants in the October 23 run crown. Stanford, meanwhile, the contest 8-5 on the strength of ning of the New York City teamed up with Cheri Foster to Mike "Little Poison" l\filler's two MarathOIL Third-year Pete Ken earn women's doubles honors. run single in the fifth inning. nedy posted his lifetime best in a In men's tennis, the A division While the Swints were playing marathon, fini~jng in 2 hours and semi-final contests pit defending the Dogs, the Snortfeasors were . 33 minutes. Rod Dixon won the champion Gil Allen against Mark heating Oogga Chugga by a 15-11 race in 2 hours and 11 minutes. Tysinger and top-seeded Tim count. That was to be the end of Kennedy will run his next Jenkins against upset-minded the line for the law school teams marathon in Philadelphia during Jere Willis. The B division semis in the playoffs, however, as both Thanksgiving break and then will are also set, with Mark Schulte the Swints and the Snortfeasors take smne time off before attemp playing Mark Clausen (of Benton fell victim in the quarterfinals. <- ... ting to break the 2:30 barrier in moot-court fame) and Reed Mayo The Snorts lost 9-8 to the Stray the 1984 Boston Marathon. squaring off with Lyn Snodgrass. Whalers in extra-innings, while Professor Glenn George and SOCCER the Swints gave up three runs in . second-year Susan Keilitz also The Legal Lines registered an the seventh to lose to Pi Lam, ~, - <', ran in the New York marathon. upset on Wednesday, Oct. 26 in nullifying a collosal three-run The most amazing part of Pro the Williamsburg City League by homer by Jim Miller earlier in the fessor George's performance (her playing to a 1-1 tie with the first contest. Pi Lam went on to .mE lADY SWINTS evened their season record at the .see mark last week first marathon!) was that she place Whalers. The Whalers had become campus champs. wid! ee.viBciDg triumphs over two undergraduate teams. completed the 26-mile run in a lit an unblemished 4-0 record going tle over 4 hours on Sunday after into this game, and are composed Jim Strum '86 noon and was back in primarily of the William and Williamsburg teaching an 8: 00 Mary jayvee soccer team. Greg a.IIL Labor Law class on Monday Haley scored the Lines' goal on a morning! In fact, she was heard well-executed pass from Dave SpOrts Profile to have said to an unusually Parker, and Rhett Weiss per unresponsive class " C'mon pe0- formed admirably in goal in the ple. I ran 26 miles in the rain absence of regular goalie Too In preparation for this issue of I knew that the captain of the baseball powerbome, offered him yesterday and still made it here Hanley. The Legal Lines are now The Advocate, the sports editor Determined Vermin was Jim a full scholarship. Moreover, this morning. The least you can 1-3-1 on the season. made many inquiries as to the Strum, a first-year from Brown. Strum attracted the attention of do is talk to me!" SOFTBALL progress of the intramural foot Naturally, these comments made major league scouts, especially WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL The intramural softball season ball season. Who beat whom, and yoo think that maybe you have a those of the Phillies, Pirates and The Lady Swints, after starting ended in mid-October, with the by how much? About what you Sports Profile on your hands. Rangers. The baseball people slowly, are on a winning streak in playoffs being held on Oct_ 17-20. would expect him to do. The 'Iben, when I asked Advoca te were all attracted to one thing intramural competition. The There was a three-way tie for first answers I received, however, staff member Mike Moroney '86 about Jim - his fastball had been Lady Swints reached the .500 in the Law School League, with were out of the ordinary for this for the name of a first-year who clocked at 90 miles per boor in mark with convincing wins over the Wolfdogs, the Snortfeasors type of questioning. Almost every would make a good Sports Pro high school. the undergraduate teams Spiked and the Swints fInishing with iden time I got a score, I would also file, he immediately answered The Texas Rangers drafted and Yates 3rd. The Lady Swints tical 5-1 records. Because only hear "And you should see that ".11m Strum. He played varsity Strum in June, 1978, following his are co-roached by Ned Craun and two law school teams could ad first-year team. They've got a football and baseball in college. " high school graduation. The J.R. BrendeL captained by tbird vance to the playoffs, a coin flip center who can outrun our defen The decision was made - a focus Rangers offered Strum a $10,000 year Beth "Boog" and feature the was necessary. The Snorts won sive backs." or "There's this first on Strum's collegiate athletic signing bonus, but his parents play of Kathy Sabo, Marcie Stan the flip, getting an automatic year safety who used to play in accomplishments. (acting as his agents) wanted a ford and Beth Katona. berth in the playoffs as the the Ivy League who can really Upon talking with Strum, little bit more. They wanted TENNIS TOURNAMENT Number Two law school entry. hit." or "The Determined Vermin however, I discovered that what enough of a bonus to cover four The volleyball courts at Adair The Swints and Dogs then met can be beat if you play well, but really makes Jim noteworthy is years tuition at one of the Ivy are not the only places where in another renewal of their there's no stopping their center. not what he was in college, but League schools, after Jim stopped Sabo and Stanford display their rivalry, with the winner gaining I think he's their captain." what he wasn't but might have playing baseball. been but for an injury - a pro The Rangers didn't say "no" to baseball player. Mr. and Mrs. Strum's request, Jim hails from Wilmington, but only requested that they be Pigskins Fill the Heavens, Delaware. He went to high school allowed to watch Strum pitch at St. Mark's High School in some more before they made Wtlmington, where he played such an agreement. Specifically, both football and baseball. Strum they wished to view his perfor 'Legal' Football Season Ope~s was named to the All-State team mance in the Delaware High in both sports while in high school, School All-Star Game in late By JIM NORRIS '84 team will know everything about the team with the necessary in football as a linebacker and in June, 1978. For the first time in memory, every other team it plays, and this blocking to make possible a short baseball as a pitcher/ outfielder. Strum, who had cl..,.-o-2.dy pitch the law school has produced should produce some healthy passing game which it previous At the end of his high school ed in two games earlier that enough touch football teams to rivalries and intense competition. ly lacked. career, Strum received numerous week, nevertheless agI"ee(i In the warrant an all-law school in The team at the top of Also newly acquired by the No offers for his athletic services in first inning of that game, Strum tramural division. This has everyone's pre-season poll is No Liability is second-year Matt both sports. He was widely threw his arm out, injuring a ten several ramifications. First, it Liability, captained by quarter Broaks (a transfer who played recruited for football by schools don in his right elbow. His arm means that two law school teams back Greg Larsen. No Liability football and rugby while an such as Colgate, Lehigh, Har never again had the same pop it are guaranteed to advance to the has been strengthened a great undergrad at Princeton) and vard, Yale and William and once did. campus championships at the end deal from last season's playoff MLT Paul Herzfeld. Broaks will Mary. In fact, Jim was contacted Strum did not pitch for the re of the semester (in the past, the level squad, with the acquisition be utilized as a swing man at by all the Ivy League schools at mainder of that summer. As a only way any law school team of three members of the now several positions. Adding such one time or another about result of the injury, he chose not could make the playoffs was by defunct Seven Blocks of Sand. talent to the long bomb threats of football. to sign professionally, figuring winning a hodge-podge division of The three members are rusher receivers Brian Marron and As impressive as this is, that he could be re-drafted after MBA, undergrad and graduate Rick Schutte, receiver J.R. Mark Lovett and the steady play though, Strum's most tempting his junior year of college if he level teams.> More importantly, Brendel, and center Mike Miller, of Tom Knoth, Dave Fennel and offers came for baseball. The recovered to his pre-injury poten University of Delaware, a tial. Instead of signing, Strum it means that each law school the latter of whom should provide Continued on page fOUT. entered Brown University in the fall of 1978. He chose Brown for two reasons. First, he thought that Brown had the best undergrad program around, Miller & Reed given its high acceptance rates Food Fight for placing alums in law schools. , Second, Brown wanted him to play both football and baseball, unlike most of the other schools This week's column is discovered that my financial a raw bar. Personally. I think you SHERATON PATRIOT INN. ·that recruited him. dedicated to the economically situation would not permit me to are better off sticking to the Monday - Friday: 5·7 p.m. Hot At Brown, Strum became a minded gourmand. make a meal of such delicacies. cheese and vegetables. but as and cold bors d·oeuvres . starter on the freshman football After turning in my brief on Mon IkIther than succumb to the long as you stay a way from the team as a linebacker and helped day, I began making plans for peanut butter and jelly destiny [ tacos (:\Ior,tezuma 's Revenge, THE HILTON. Monda v - Fri that team to a 6-1 record in the how I was going to spend all my envisioned before me, I did some you will be O.K . day: a.-I p.m. Hot hors d'oeuvres. 1978 season. When spring 1979 free time. I hadn't done investigating as to cheap (I UPSTAIRSIDOWNSTAIRS. This might be a real find. came, Jim earned a spot on the homework in so long that it never hesitate to say free) alternatives. Friday and Saturday : 5-7 p.m. varsity baseball squad as a relief occurred to me to read the T&E The following is a list of places Nachos and other hors d·oeu\Tes. BUSCH HOSPITALITY CEN pitcher (there is no freshman in assignment for Tuesday. (Sorry, which provice free food for ::heir THE WHALING COMPA.W. TER. Monday - Friday; until 4 eligibility rule in the Ivy League). Ms. Butler.) But today, reality patrons. The only catch is that Monday - Friday; 3-7 p.m. Free p.m. Try this spot for a freebie of As his sophomore year ap struck when someone mentioned most places require that you buy hors d'oeuvres. Good for the another kind. Busch gives away proached,Jimlookedforwardto that he needed to start reviewing something to drink (it doesn't vegetarian in you. free beer, instead of food . Limit: becoming a starter in both varsi for finals soon. FINALS-I have to be alcoholic ), so drink 2 beers. ty football and baseball. In foot- haven't even bought all my bOoks slowly and eat quickly. H~LIDA Y INN EAST. Monday . ball, however, Jim soon realized yet! After recovering from the ADAMS . Monday - Friday; 4-7 - Fnday; 5-8 p.m. Free hors Off!cial Disclaimer: Nothmg that he would be facing a big shock that exams begin in one p.m. This is probably the best d'ouevres. herem shall be deemed en- obstacle. The Brown coaching month, I had an impulse to stock deal in town and the quality rivals HOSPITALITY HOUSE. The couragement by the author to staff wanted to move him from up on frozen T.V. dinners and anything you will find at the Com Lounge: Monday - Friday: a.-7 5ugg~t that one actuall~ eat linebacker to strong safety hoard quarters for the vending mons. Some nights they have p.m. cheese and crackers. anything at the above mentIOned because he weighed only 185 machines in preparation for my fried chicken, other nights they Squire's Pub: Monday; after 5 ~laces so as to render th.e author pounds. Brown already had a fix life as a library recluse. Reality serve "slides and fries" and for a P-Jn. 50¢ hot dogs. Look for other liable for any ~as,t;0~omlcal torts ture at strong safety, thoogh,. in struck for a second time when I real "treat" on Fridays they have specials in The Flat Hat. that may :'arlSe .
On Wednesday night, Oct. 26, cost of ribbons, the S.B .A. com that the locked box was merely a the Student Bar Association con mittee members were informed practical solution to the problem. vened for a lenghthy meeting of that a collection box will soon be Serious discussion took place The Marshall-Wythe student chapter of the National Lawyers Guild officers and representatives. in place. concerning the denial ~[ long is bringing Mr. Peter Lovenheim, of Washington, D.C., to the lawscilooI Several items of interest were There was also considerable distance telephone privileges. to speak on Legal Developments in the Field of Animal Rights. The pro discussed. discussion about the coffee bar Money is, of course, the very ream will be held on Monday, Nov. 7, from 2:15 to 3:15 p.m. in Room The Computer/Word Processor which has, despite the price in serious problem in this area, and 124 of the law schooL Mr. Lovenheim, a graduate of Cornell Law School, Committee reported that it crease, continued to lose money. all agreed that something had to is a representative of Attorneys for Animal Rights and served as counseJ strongly recommends taking over Some members of the committee be done in order that the bills can for the Humane Society of the United States for several years. All in the training program once the believed that the problem could get paid. Unfortunately, a solu terested members of the public are invited and urged to attend. computer is in place in exchange be solved if the collection basket tion was not as easy to reach as for a diskette sales monopoly. The were emptied out more frequent discovering the problem. After ~ committee also expressed the ly. These members noted the im much serious discussion and hope that. with student suport, it portance of an open basket when several votes, Treasurer Hicks The International Law Society will sponsor a guest lecture by might be possible to expand the the change machine goes on the moved to remove all long William Taylor Reveley III entitled "The War Powers Act." The lec. system with additional keyboards blink. However, in light of the distance links and to divide the ture will be held tonight at 7: 30 p.m. in Room 119. All are urged to attend. in the future. A motion to this ef significant amount of use of the money among the various groups fect passed on a 7-0-1 vote. coffee machines by non-students for long distance use. The motion The S.RA. was told that student and the seriousness of the cash was seconded by Representative directories will be appearing flow problem, a motion by Kilgore and was passed 4-2-3. Representative Schatz passed to Finally, no vote was taken on Moot Court soon. UPCOMING ACTION In light of the previous week's put out a locked box for coffee Representative Schatz's motion Continued from page one. discussion and motion to begin payments. The following discus that money be made available to Future tournaments in which charging a 25 cent fee for use of sion emphasized that no value- purchase a guard dog to end the cerns securities regulations and William and Mary teams will be the S.B.A. typewriter to offset the judgments were being made, but moving file problem. the RICO statutes. Team A- Joy participating include the William Cantrell, Cheryl Foster, and and Mary Invitational Tourna Eleanor Andrews- wrote the peti ment on February 24 and tioner's brief and Team B- Joan 25- team members are Barbara Flying Pigskins------Schwarzkopf, Brian Marron and JohflSon, John David Epperly, Ellen Margolis-wrote the brief and Peter Brodell; and the Continued from page three. for the respondents. Team A will Craven Tournament at the with the two second-year teams. last year's hard luck team, show University of North Carolina In the first game, the Vermin sur ed that things are going to be dif face Wake Forest University and Tim Hicks definitely makes this the University of North Carolina team members are Susan Austin, prised Felonious Assault (a/k/a ferent in 1983 by registering a Donna McCaffrey, and Alec the team to beat. Malicious Intent) with a 14-13 13-12 triumph. Incarcerator (Chapel Hill) in the preliminary come-from-behind win. With less quarterback Tim Jenkins threw rounds. Team B will be aruging Donaldson. No Liability opens its season against Campbell University and Next year's national teams, to this week against Determined than two minutes to go, the two TD passes to All-Advocate Assault's quarterback Jeff wide receiver John Jarosak in the University of Louisville. be determined by the appellate Vermin, one of several teams that The Jessup International Moot advocacy elimination competition should be jockeying for a playoff Barnes (a first-year who replac gaining this win. The hard-nosed next spring, will attend the Irving ed the injured Brad Maxa) ran for blocking of Gordon Schiff, Jim Court Team-Shawn Tomaselli. ~pot. The Vermin are a first-year Holly Hazard, Cary Levitt, and R. Kaufmann Tournament on team whose' line-up consists of a TD that put his team ahead 13-7. Long and Pat Brogan was cited Vermin quarterback Hecht came by captain Jon Freedman as be Mike Heikes-has received its securities regulations at Ford several Ivy League football problem concerning expropria ham in March. One of next year's players. On offense, the Vermin right back, however, and threw a ing the key to the offense's suc bomb to Chip Barker in the end cess. The Incarcerators have in tions. The Jessup tournament invitational teams will attend the have quarterback Herbie Hecht, regionals will be in February. ABA tournament in April. a varsity player from Princeton. zone that was caught after being jected new blood into their lineup Hecht has three quality targets in tipped by a defender. The Vermin with the addition of Penn State's Fritz Donner (a wide receiver at then scored the winning conver Tom Wooten and "The Force" Cornell), Chip Barker and center sion with no time left. (Dana McDaniels and Eddie CODlntentary --- Jim Strum (a strong safety at Felonious Assault, despite this Waitzer). Brown) . Defensively, their loss, should figure prominently in The Incarcerators are sitting the playoff chase, as they have atop the law school division with Continued from page two. dent when it comes time for trial. strength is in the secondary, In addition, having third year where cornerbacks Mike added Barnes, rusher Eric a 2-0 record. In addition to beating Meyers and MBA wide receiver the Vermin, the Incarcerators interests in writing before being practice maximizes the potential Moroney (two interceptions this assigned cases. Effort is made to benefi t that can be derived by an season) and Chris Howe (a defen Jim Newton to the cast of Carter conquered the Sissy Boys by a Reid, Mayes Marks, et. aL that 32-0 score. Sissy Boy captain Pat accomodate individual interests individual student from clinical sive back at Yale) team with free by assigning criminal cases to participation. safety Strum. made it to the playoffs in 1982. Anthony says his team is compos The Vermin met up with the In ed of players who have that extra students interested in criminal Although it may be too late for At this writing, the Vermin carcerators in the former's se chromosome. As a result, the law, and not to students who have some of the third years, let's not stand at 1-1. splitting their games cond game. The Incarcerators, Sissy boys include a guy who likes indicated a preference for civil let the half-hearted swallow up wearing red dresses (Jon legislation. After screening valuable slots in clinical pr~ Walker), a guy who can't throw a clinical applicants to ascertain in grams in the future. baseball (Joel Branscom) and a itial willingness to commit time guy who always gets beat up in and interest, hold a lottery from Profile bars (MBA Dabo Nolfinger). this pool to narrow the group to a Also, the Sissy Boys feature the more managable number. There Chair- only female in the league in the ~ill probably be many . more Continued from page one. slllcerely lllterested apphcants ", . " Continued from page three. 18-10, which included a two-hitter person of comeback Kathy Mazure. than slots available. It s a Wonderful LIfe! and a over Princeton in his senior year. Furthermore, extra special ef- _ peanut sale. during finals. Rest up the person of two-time All-East His record also included a 2-1 loss selection Mike Audi. Because After losing to the in fo rt should be made to give durlllg ChrIStmas br~ because to Yale in Strum's junior year, carcerators, the Sissy Boys were preference to students having the ~~cond semeste.r WIll be more Audi was only a junior at the when he was outduelled by Ron defeated by Reasonably Prudent, third year practice. Third year eXCItmg ~h an the fI rst. time, Strum surmised that he had Darling, who now pitches for the a first-year squad, by a 42-12 practice students will promote Tenta~Ive second semest~r two years of bench-warming if he New York Mets. moved to strong safety. He margin. Reasonably Prudent is continuity in the rendering of events mclude a Super Swt· sparked by quarterback Gino legel services. A student who case/ Bahama M~ma P~rty on elected not to make the move. Despite his success at Brown Williams and by wide recievers and his experience of fo ur sum doesn't have third year practice February 3rd, LIbel NI~t ~ After this decision, it was a Doug Newcome, Ken Alby and can interview his or her client file March 25th, and the BarrISter s mers in the Delaware semi-pro Dave Foran. With a 1-0 record, short step to abandoning football league (where he pitched against pleadings. embark on discov~ry , Ball on March 31st. completely in order to concen Reasonably Prudent is holding but must then turn the case over Law school was never so much the Tigers' John Wockenfuss, ex down second place in the league. trate on basebalL Under the Oriole Dave May and ex-Royal to another third year practice st~- fun! guidance of Brown coach Dave Renie Martin, among others), the Stenhouse, an ex-Senator, Strum pros never again came calling for r.l'.I'.I'.I'.I'~~.I'~~.I'~.I'''''''''''''.I'.I'~.I'.I'.I'.I'''''.I'.I'.I'.I'.I'.I'.I'.I'.I'.I'111.l1 became a starter from 1980-82. him. Though he had developed an His overall record at Brown was effective slider, his fastball could no longer get much above 80 miles I ' ~"> I per hour. Instead of heading for I Stop in and try our extraordinary salad bar I pro baseball, Jim took a year off to work and then took the oppor Ragtime- tunity to do what he had really I· Pita or platter, you can have it your way! 1 always wanted to do - go to law schooL Continued from page two. I I Since arriving at Marshall same after first-year memos, Wythe, Strum has jumped into in after first semester finals, after tramural athletics with both feet. second semester briefs, after first He played softball earlier this fall i BURGER KING I year was over, and now this. The with Inescapable Peril, perform only law that applies to this situa ing admirably as an outfielder. I 1545· Richmond Road ;1 tion is Murphy's. Just when you And, of course, he is now playing think you've gotten through the touch football with the Determin I Williamsburg, VA 23185 I worst experience in your life, ed Vermin and, as captain, has there's another, even worse, just put together a very talented team. lurking down the road. But Mur Speaking for all those who play I . I phy should not short-circuit Brief intramural sports, though, I'm Relief. It's got to be a long way glad that there's no intra-mural W&M students with valid I.D.s get a 10% discount.· down the road before we have to I I baseball. With someone as take on something that ugly talented as Jim Strum playing, it again. just wouldn't be fair. J.I'.I'.I'.i.l'AI"I.I'.... .I'.I'~.I'~.I'.I'.I' .... ,.I'i.l'I.I.I.I'.I'.I'I'I'.I'.I.1'il'.I'ill~'