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VOL. X X I, NO. 127 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15, 1987 the independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Soviets offer removal Library sign ml signals name of short-range missiles change at meeting with Shultz to Hesburgh AssociatedAccnriatofl Press Proec inin tactical weaponsurpannnc andand con­net vention forces if medium- MOSCOW - M ikhail Gorbac­ range missiles are withdrawn. By JIM RILEY hev offered Tuesday to elimi­ Charges of espionage by both News Editor nate Soviet short-range nu­ sides have surrounded the clear weapons in Europe, Shultz visit, but nuclear arms The Memorial Library has which the official news agency dominate his agenda. U.S. and been renamed the Theodore Tass said went beyond arms Soviet arms experts have held M. Hesburgh Library. control proposals he made last separate meetings in an at­ Workers attached the let­ RE M HESBURC week. tempt to narrow differences. tering to the buildings west It quoted the Soviet leader as and south sides Monday and v saying to Secretary of State A dispute over the 130 short- Tuesday. George Shultz during a 4-hour range Soviet weapons has The renaming of the li­ meeting: "What are you afraid delayed an agreement on brary was supposed to be a of? We are for a reliable agree­ medium-range missiles. surprise for University ment with the most stringent State Department spokes­ President Father Theodore and all-embracing control.” man Charles Redman called Hesburgh, according to Gorbachev said during a visit the Shultz-Gorbachev meeting Richard Conklin, director of to Czechoslovakia last week “very intensive, serious, public relations and infor­ that the Soviets would be w ill­ business-like.” mation. He said the library ing to discuss reductions in was supposed to be renamed tactical, or short-range, nu­ Before it began, Shultz during the Board of Trustees clear weapons apart from handed Gorbachev a new invi­ meeting May 8. He did not negotiations on eliminating tation from President Reagan say why the lettering was medium-range missiles from for a summit in Washington, placed on the building at this Europe. Washington says the but the Soviet leader said: time. Soviet advantage in tactical "generally, without reason, I "Back in 1977, the trustees missiles is 130-0. do not go anywhere, particu­ decided the library would be larly America.” named after Father Hes­ The effect of the latest pro­ “This cannot be just a posal was not clear immedi­ burgh at an appropriate stroll,” he said. “ When I w ill ately. The two sides have been time," Conklin said. "But be nearing retirement, then I working toward an agreement the time was left up to the may travel just for pleasure, on weapons with a range of 600- trustees,” he added. but now I need business.” 3,000 miles, but Gorbachev’s of­ Gorbachev, 56, has stead­ Conklin said the library The Observer/Suzanne Poch was dedicated at the com­ fer applies to those with a fastly resisted Reagan’s invita­ pletion of its construction, Lettering over the main entrance of the Memorial Library indi­range of 350-600 miles. tion, even though the two and he does not expect there cates that the building will no longer go by that name. The renam­ leaders decided at their 1985 to be a formal re-dedication ing of the library fulfills a 1977 decision of the Board of Trustees NATO allies in Europe have meeting in Geneva to hold sum­ ceremony. to honor Hesburgh upon his retirement. Story at left. expressed concern about vul­ mits in both Washington and nerability to Soviet superiority Moscow. Four more guards brought home as Marine scandal grows

Associated Press fraternization with foreign whose arrest touched off the relying on young, single ser­ none had been form ally citizens while posted to other current investigation. vicemen. charged with wrongdoing. WASHINGTON - The investi­ embassies in Warsaw Pact na­ Sims also said the Marine And a lawyer for Lonetree Lonetree, who has been gation of an espionage scandal tions. Corps has tightened its screen­ said he was seriously consider­ charged with espionage, was that has rocked the Marine The four will return to the ing procedures for new guard ing an attempt to move the arrested in December at the Corps’ elite embassy guard Quantico, Va., Marine Base, recruits, and he confirmed that espionage case against hir Vienna embassy. He had trans­ force broadened Tuesday with where the espionage inquiry is an internal Pentagon study had client into a civilian court and ferred to the Austrian capital the announcement that four being conducted. recommended changes in the wanted to summon Arthur last fall after working in 1985 guards formally stationed in supervision of embassy Hartman, form er U.S. ambas­ and 1986 as a guard at the Mos­ communist-bloc countries A fifth Marine is being guards. sador to the Soviet Union, as a cow embassy. were being recalled from replaced for unrelated viola­ witness. The Marine Corps has for­ Austria for questioning. tions of “ local security regula­ Defense Secretary Caspar Sims told a news briefing he mally accused Lonetree and a Robert Sims, chief Pentagon tions” in Vienna, Sims said, Weinberger, meantime, said could not release the identities second form er guard, Cpl. A r­ spokesman, said the Marines, and a sixth was recalled to ap­ the Pentagon might consider of the Marines who had been nold Bracy, of allowing Soviet now assigned to the U.S. em­ pear as a witness at a pre-trial assigning more married recalled nor disclose at which agents inside the Moscow em- bassy in Vienna, were hearing Wednesday for Sgt. Marines, accompanied by their embassies the men had served suspected of possible improper Clayton Lonetree, the guard wives, to guard duty instead of before Vienna. He stressed that see M ARINES, page 6 Happy Intersection near campus set for improvementsEaster By MARIA DOTI opening of the International minutes,” he said. money is there. The job just Staff Reporter Summer Special Olympics.” “We’re expecting about needs to be done.” Rex Rakow, director of Se­ 60,000 people for the opening Improvements on the inter­ curity at Notre Dame, says he ceremonies of Special Olym­ According to Parent, the section of Juniper, Eddy, An­ doesn’t think a light is neces­ pics,” Rakow said. “ About the traffic light proposal is on hold gela and Edison streets, south sary at this intersection. same population as a football partly because 86 percent of the of Notre Dame’s campus, are “ Traffic flows smoothly,” he game.” land containing the intersec­ scheduled for completion by said. “ If you drive through Mayor Roger Parent tion belongs to the county. The this July, according to county there during rush hour, of recently urged county commis­ remainder is in the city’s juris­ officials. course it w ill be blocked up. But sioners to install a traffic light diction, he said. This is the last issue of The “ No traffic light will be in­ not for more than 10 or 15 and fix up the intersection. Observer before Easter. stalled," said Richard Jasinski, minutes.” “ People don’t want to see a Publication will resume next president of the Board of Rakow said the intersection “ I t ’s dangerous, and it’s ug­ major thoroughfare running Wednesday, April 22. The County Commissioners. “ But is manned by police officers ly,” Parent said. “ It’s not as if through campus,” explained Observer staff wishes every­ the intersection will be paved during large events. “ People we re talking about a multi­ Robert Richardson, county en­ one a very happy Easter. and restriped in time for the are in and out in 15 to 20 million dollar project. The gineer. The Observer Wednesday, April 15, 1987 - page 2 In Brief Choice to go to Innsbruck

Twelve new Catholicswere welcomed into the becomes harder to make Catholic Church Tuesday at Sacred Heart Church, accor­ ding to Sister Pat McCabe, director of religious instruction I was ten years old when I realized Vienna at Notre Dame. Robin Bolinger, Robert Barrett, Jake waits for me, although the call was located a Sara Frego, Joseph House, and Matthew Johnson were among little further west. It came in the form of letters those who were confirmed at the mass. Mary Ann Mar­ and postcards from my sister who was studying Marley tinez, Nick Mathioudakis, Shawn O’Brien, Stacey Peters, in Innsbruck, Austria, as a sophomore at Notre Jill Schirmer, Scott Thomas and Jeff Van Wie also became Dame. She came home with stories of beer gar­ Assistant Viewpoint Editor members of the Church. -The Observer dens, skiing in the Alps, and weekend trips to Rome. Four years later my brother also went to Innsbruck, returning with equally inviting The ND secretary who was struck by a car stories and an earring in his left ear. I decided Saturday, Karen Monroe, is still listed in critical condition this was definitely for me. with a head injury, according to her nurse and supervisor The year my brother left for Innsbruck was at St. Joseph’s Hospital of South Bend. Monroe, a secretary also the year I started high school, already with who works at the student health center on campus, suf­ the goal in mind of going to Innsbruck six years fered severe head injuries when she was struck while later. My brother and sister had really m walking on Juniper Rd. east of Stepan Center -The Obser­ struggled through introductory German here, S3 ver. so I enrolled in German in high school on their advice. In four years I gained moderate proficiency in the language and a love for the country and its culture. I devoured every bit of A storage tank leaking acidin Gary, Ind. spewed information I could get about Austria from lan­ a cloud of fumes over the city Tuesday, injuring 93 people guage club activities, books, movies, and dis­ and forcing the evacuation of about 1,000 more, officials cussions with my high school German teacher, said. St. Mary Medical Center spokesman Frederick Ott an Austrian. I saw Amadeus four times and said the Gary hospital had treated 50 spill victims and the quit counting my screenings of The Sound of hospital’s Hobart facility had treated eight more. One or Music after the dozen mark. two patients were expected to be held overnight, he said. -Associated Press The only thing standing between me and the final realization of my dream was one short St a n t o n year here. Or so I thought. I guess I should do a little explaining. You universe. No one could tell me what it would see, I ’m what most of us generously refer to as feel like to beat North Carolina. No one could O f Interest a “Bender.” I’ve lived in South Bend for tell me I would actually like it here. eighteen years and to top it off, I’m a faculty As the semester winds down, I keep realizing brat. So it really wasn’t that out of control for that I won’t be here next year. When I return, me to realize, as a ten year old, that the my friends who are juniors and seniors now “Communicating in Close Relations”is the probability of my coming to Notre Dame was won’t be here. My friends who are freshman title of a workshop on communication to be sponsored by high. It also follows that I would be more anx­ and sophomores will have had a year’s worth the University Counseling Center, tonight at 6:30 p.m. in ious than your average Domer to escape the of experiences that I won’t be familiar with. I room 300 of the Student Health Center. This workshop is shadow of that great Golden Dome. won’t know the other half of the students on for individuals in a variety of close relationships, such as My father went to Notre Dame and then campus. Of course, I w ill be seeing Europe and couples, friends, spouses, or roommates. -The Observer returned to teach. Four of my brothers and having many adventures that the students here sisters graduated from or are attending Notre won’t have had. My close relationships with Dame. I thought I knew what it was all about. people here will be replaced by ones with my “Juniors: How to F ill Out Your Profile Form ” is the My father used to lu ll me to sleep to the alma fellow Innsbruckers and hopefully some title of a presentation to be given by Kitty Arnold of the mater. I knew about the tailgaters and the foot­ Austrians. Career and Placement Services office tonight at 7 p.m. in ball games. I knew about SYR’s and mud pits. Room 123 Nieuwland. -The Observer. I remember the alcohol riots, Molarity, and when Five Points didn’t deserve its name be­ I obviously feel that the benefits outweigh the cause of traffic. costs in this situation, for I am leaving for Finals are comingand the University Counseling Austria in August. I’ve just realized that al­ Center is sponsoring a two-part series after break entitled What no one could tell me about was what though things may go according to plan, they “ Surviving Finals Week.” The first workshop, focusing on would be my Notre Dame. No one could tell me are never going to turn out exactly as expected. stress management, w ill be Tuesday, A pril 21 at 6:30 p.m. that I would be able to get ready for a hall in room 300 of the University Counseling Center. The form al in only half an hour because I was run­ Even knowing that I will be back in a year, it second, on Tuesday, A pril 28 at 6:30 p.m. also in room 300 ning around buying peach schnapps and reserv­ won’t be easy to leave this place that has been of the University Counseling Center, will focus on test ing hotel rooms. No one could tell me I would a part of me for so long and that I have become anxiety. -The Observer be in the Observer office until 3:00 a.m. dis­ a part of over the past year. I guess it w ill just cussing Bambi’s sex and other mysteries of the make coming back almost as fun as going away.

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Subscriptions may be purchas­ ed for $40 per year ($25 per semester) by writing The Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, Indiana 46556. (Must be 21 by September 9, 1987 The Observer is a member of The Associated Press. All reproduction rights are reserved. The Observer Wednesday, April 15, 1987 - page 3 West Germany questions Soviets Retired Soviet officers about increased radiation levels to visit Notre Dame times the normal amounts of registered an increase in emis­ Associated Press By SHARON HEGG Soviet Union to an unprece­ xenon gas were measured in sions last month. The source, Staff Reporter dented degree.” BONN, West Germany - West West Germany between March who spoke on condition he not According to Gilligan, be further identified, said the Germany said Tuesday it will 9 and March 15. A group of former high recent developments in U.S.- Soviets denied any such leak. ask Moscow about higher Environment Ministry ranking military officers Soviet arms control talks en­ The source said it was un­ levels of radiation in Europe spokesman Claudia Conrad from the Soviet Union will hance the timeliness of the likely a nuclear power plant ac­ that some experts believe may said the radiation posed no visit the University of Notre Soviet visit. “ This is an his­ cident had occurred, since it have been caused by a nuclear health threat, but the govern­ Dame on A pril 23 and 24 to toric moment,” Gilligan ment asked the Soviet Union would have released many ra­ power plant accident in the So­ participate in seminars said. “ Secretary Gorbachev for further information. dioactive isotopes, not just viet Union. sponsored by Notre Dame’s has made proposals about Foreign Ministry spokesman iodine 131. West Germany, Sweden, Institute for International the removal of intermediate Klaus-Hermann Ringwald said Switzerland, Norway and Peace Studies. range missiles from the In Moscow, Foreign Ministry France on Tuesday confirmed the request was “ on its way” According to John Gil European theatre which are to the Soviets but had not yet spokesman Gennady varying increases in atmo­ ligan, director of the in­ remarkably similar to Pres­ been form ally presented. Gerasimov said the Soviet spheric radiation last month. stitute, the former generals ident Reagan’s zero option’ “ The experts are all saying Union’s radiation detection The Soviet government denied and admirals, w ill partici­ suggestion of several years equipment is “ functioning well it was the source of the emis­ it was almost certainly a nu­ pate in a three panel discus­ ago. The opportunity to dis­ and no discharges of radioac­ sions, which officials said clear power accident,” Heinz- sion on relations between the cuss the significance of such Joerg Haury, a spokesman for tive emissions have been regis­ caused no damage or injuries. United States and the Soviet developments with respon­ the government-financed In­ tered on the territory of the So­ The Soviets were criticized Union. sible m ilita ry leaders is an after the Chernobyl nuclear stitute for Radioactivity and viet Union.” extraordinary ‘window of disaster for failing to quickly Environmental Research in Erich Oberhausen, chairman One panel consists of three opportunity’.” report the power plant acci­ Munich, told The Associated of the Bonn-based Radiation retired United Stated mili­ The panel discussions will dent, which killed 31 Soviets Press. Protection Commission, said a tary people, another panel take place on Friday, April and spewed radiation around A western diplomatic source government study indicated consists of three former am­ 24 at 10 a.m., 2p.m., and 4:30 the world nearly one year ago. in Moscow said Tuesday that that the radiation came from a bassadors, and the third p.m. in the auditorium of the Officials in Bonn said unus­ the Soviets were asked about a minor Soviet nuclear plant ac­ panel is made up of four or Center for Continuing Edu­ ual levels of the radioactive ele­ possible radiation leak after cident or an underground nu­ five students, Gilligan ex­ cation. ment iodine 131 and four to five some Scandinavian countries clear test. plained The Soviet officers w ill ar­ “ We happen to be the only rive in Washington D C. on University in the country to April 19, where they will have Soviet m ilita ry people meet with former admirals discuss openly, the policies and generals of the United of the Soviet Union and the States to discuss the current United States,"he said. military and diplomatic “ Gorbachev is opening the policies of the two nations. LEGENDS OF NAME THE ROCK & ROLL PHILOSOPHY AND W IN! POLITICS & ECONOMICS Clue Set #1 Here is the first set of clues to match with The Hot Shot Legends of Rock & Roll Poster inserted A CONCENTRATION FOR STUDENTS MAJORING IN PHILOSOPHY, into this newspaper last week. (If you missed the GOVERNMENT AND ECONOMICS DEALING WITH THOSE AREAS IN WHICH THE poster, a limited supply is available at the news­ paper office.) THREE DISCIPLINES OVERLAP

Here's What You Should Do: THE PROGRAM IS DESIGNED TO FOSTER DISCIPLINED INTELLECTUAL This sketch represents the left half of the poster with outlines of the faces. Each face outline is DEBATE AND INTERCHANGE AMONG THEORETICALLY REFLECTIVE STUDENTS numbered. Match each outline to the poster, using AND FACULTY IN THE THREE DISCIPLINES the clues listed below to determine the names of the first 21 Rock Artists featured. In next week's newspaper, you will be given the FOR DETAILS SEE: remaining 17 face outlines numbered, as well as PROF E. A GOERNER, 434 DECIO (239-7383 or 233-1647) the second set of clues to complete the puzzle. PROF C. F. DELANEY, 310 DECIO (239-6653)

PROF E. LORENZ, 415 DECIO (239-7590)

(Set #1) PROF L. J. ROOS, 424 DECIO (239-7556) 1. HIS PARENTS WERE OZZIE AND HARRIET PROF L. SIMON. 303 DECIO (239-7281 or 288 5443) 2. HIS BAND GAVE OFF PROF.C. WILBER. 411 DECIO (239- 5168) GOOD VIBRATIONS 3.1/4 OF A GROUP, 1/6 OF A TON 4. MICK AND KEITH WERE HIS MATES CONSULT ONE OF THE PROFESSORS LISTED ABOVE WELL BEFORE 5. BERRY GORDY WROTE "LONELY PRE REGISTRATION, SINCE DEMAND MAY EXCEED THE PLACES AVAILABLE TEARDROPS' FOR HIM 6. HIS PAL WAS JOHNNY ROTTEN 7. HIS BIGGEST HIT WAS “BE-BOP-A-LULA" 8. HE RECORDED “HERE, MY DEAR" TO lights of the Castle MEET ALIMONY PAYMENTS. 9. FIRST LEAD SINGER OF THE DRIFTERS Mens Hairstyling 10. HE WROTE "I SHOT THE SHERIFF" < A student >8.50 complete 11. FORMER DJ WHO MADE IT BIG ▼ U cut style 12. HE SANG “SWEET HOME ALABAMA" MINUTES AWAY FROM CAMPUS BUT WAS BORN IN FLORIDA 272-0312 277-1691 13. NO RELATION TO WILLIAM F. DISCOUNTS FOR ALL STUDENTS 14. “YOU SEND ME" WAS THE FIRST OF HIS MANY HITS We i Im lea tare the Royal Broase Saataaalag Coaler See a la a la ■ laalee. . . Not Hoare 15. HE WENT FROM THE BYRDS TO Ire—«ed * *L R —d •* O.iall iO.etll.eaertal THE FLYING BURRITO BROTHERS 16. SHE PLAYED SECOND FIDDLE TO DIANA ROSS 17. HE OFFERED NO CURE FOR THE "SUMMERTIME BLUES" Surviving Finals Week 18. HE WROTE HIS HIT "SPLISH a workshop on managing stress SPLASH" IN 12 MINUTES 19. DJ WHO CLAIMED TO HAVE during finals week COINED THE PHRASE ROCK & ROLL" 20. HE MADE HIS MARK SITTING ON ►Tuesday, April 21 6:30 pm / THE DOCK OF THE BAY 21. HIS BAND WAS THE "CRICKETS " ^University Counseling Center

Hot Shot'" Schnapps. 42 Proof, Produced by fRoom 300 The Hot Shot Distillery. Owensboro, KY ©1987. Sponsored by the University Counseling Center The Observer Wednesday, April 15, 1987 - page 4 Morrissey residents protest firing of RA By JIM RILEY were not told why Gallo was News Editor fired. Gallo was not in his room More than 100 Morrissey i ^ . . early this morning and could residents staged a protest early not be reached for comment. this morning following the John Rogers, a Morrissey firing of a resident assistant. Hall resident, said Gallo will Steve Gallo, a third-floor res­ move into Flanner Hall today. ident assistant, was fired Mon­ Rogers said Gallo had a day and ordered to leave the hearing with Associate Vice dorm by today, hall residents President for Residence Life said. John Goldrick. When word spread of the firing, residents staged a Gallo only told a few close protest outside the dorm at friends that he was fired Mon­ about 1 a.m. day night, Rogers said. Word The protest later moved in­ circulated about the firing side the hall lobby, where it Tuesday night, resulting in this ended at about 1:50 a.m. morning’s protest. Morrissey Hall Rector Fa­ During the protest, residents ther Thomas Streit declined to took turns speaking on behalf of Gallo, saying the resident as­ The Observer/Jim Carroll release the resident assistant’s name or discuss the reasons for sistant did a good job and didn’t Morrissey Hall residents band together early this mor­of a resident assistant. Residents heard about the fir­ the firing, saying the “ matter deserve to be fired. ning in the Morrissey Hall lobby to protest the firinging Tuesday night. Story at right. was between myself and him.” Several residents also “ I t ’s an employment issue, protested the timing of Gallo’s not a disciplinary sanction,” firing, which came about four Shapiro places at humor contestadded Streit. weeks before graduation. “ If (Gallo) was supposed to be cracking the whip, then By TIM O’KEEFE stand-up humor competition at diverse subjects as Canadian As a resident assistant, Gallo they’re right (to fire him),” Copy E ditor the Western Humor Confer­ humor and Jewish humor. is considered an employee of said one resident. “ But (Gallo) ence in Phoenix, Arizona. The Shapiro attended the confer­ the Office of Student Affairs. enforced the law .” A Notre Dame professor fa­ competition involved each con­ ence to gain information for his Several residents said they mous for his constant barrage testant presenting a five to classes. of jokes in class recently took eight minute act. his show on the road to a humor More than 1,000 people atten­ “ I ’m teaching a new course contest in Arizona. ded the conference, traveling on popular culture, and humor Samuel Shapiro, associate from as far away as Russia. is certainly one aspect of Sobering Advice ^ professor of history, won fifth The conference included both popular culture. I learned a lot place out of a field of 27 in a contests and seminars on such of jokes there,” he said. can save a life^T j Think Before You Drink *** Hall presidents receive letter aboutBefore You Drive alcohol at their first HPC meeting By JIM RILEY The letter emphasized the and serve dinner at the picnic News Editor Buzz Bus and the Designated site, according to Yeager. s m c -m n m c Driver Program. Tim Salmon, co-chairman of In their first formal meeting, Wimbiscus said too many the HPC, encouraged hall this year’s hall council mem­ people blame the alcohol policy presidents to use the $500 each bers received copies of a letter for the current situation on hall had been allotted for use To My concerning campus alcohol campus. “ The policy is here to in sponsoring non-alcoholic abuse. stay,” he said. “ It is our re­ events. He said approximately Better tiailf The letter was drafted by last sponsibility to learn to deal 16 halls have yet to use up their year’s hall council. The hall with it.” allotments. presidents will be distributing A representative from Spe­ the letters to members of their A representative from stu­ cial Olympics asked each dorm i il c v ie y o L J dorms during the next few dent government announced to sponsor an athlete for this weeks. plans for a mass and picnic in summer. The sponsorship fees Jim Wimbiscus, a member of honor of University President for interested dorms would be last year’s hall council, dis­ Father Theodore Hesburgh. He $100 each. cussed the letter with the new said the event is planned for Two representatives from Ycunr Twin, council members. He said the May 1. He expects that most of “Bike Aid,” a cross-country M iilkey Je liirJ letter is meant to set forth the the student body will attend. bike marathon, made an ap­ HPC’s position on campus al­ William Hickey, director of peal for financial assistance. cohol abuse in light of last University Food Services, has year’s drunk driving tragedies. agreed to close the dining halls SENIOR MONTH WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION® TUBS., APR. 28 - 7:30 P.M. NOTRE DAME A.C.C. From An Tostal until graduation, the Senior Class is sponsoring JAKE snt«nkee ROBERTS vs an event EVERY day. KAMALASS WITH MR. FUJI

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The Observer Wednesday, April 15, 1987 - page 5 Senate urges judge to order release of Iran-Contra financial records Associated Press mittee wants the records to the statement’s context was learn about “ the flow of money merely a legal term so “ the WASHINGTON - The Senate through these bank accounts,” directive shall be construed as urged a skeptical federal judge Davidson said. consent” to satisfy Swiss and on Tuesday to order retired A ir The Senate voted last month Cayman Islands law. Force Maj. General Richard to seek a contempt of court And he said the Swiss aut­ Secord to release foreign bank citation that would threaten horities could refuse to honor records believed linked to the Secord with imprisonment if he the directive, knowing that Iran-Contra arms deals. did not sign documents giving Secord objected to signing it. U.S. D istrict Judge Aubrey investigators access to bank Robinson Jr. said he would rule records in Switzerland, the But Robinson nodded when in the case, but he called the Cayman Islands and Panama. Davidson argued that the only order the Senate was seeking Secord s attorney, Thomas issue before the judge is the “ a charade,” said the Swiss Green, said Tuesday that such 1970 law empowering Congress might reject it and suggested an order would violate the to seek court orders directing whatever decision he makes retired general’s constitutional production of documents. w ill surely be appealed. protection against self­ Second’s lawyer, Green, sug­ Senate Attorney Michael incrimination. gested that the court could Davidson said the Tower com­ “ This statement that Gen. defer its decision to give the mission, appointed by Presi­ Secord is being asked to make Senate time to determine if it dent Reagan to investigate the under the threat of contempt could obtain the Swiss bank Iran-Contra affair, had identi­ and threat of imprisonment is records under a U.S.-Swiss fied Secord s “ prominence in nothing more than compelled treaty. global arrangements with speech,” Green said. respect to shipment of arms to “It’s the equivalent of However, Davidson argued Iran.” transporting Mr. Secord to that the treaty is only available The commission’s report Switzerland or some other to prosecutors, not legislative also said Secord was involved foreign destination (and) committees. in a network supporting the making him say to bankers T Nicaraguan rebels known as consent to release of bank The Senate, in a related ef­ Contras. It said contributions records,” ’ Green said. fort to learn more about appear to have been routed to Judge Robinson told David­ Second’s affairs, has voted to the Contras through a series of son, the Senate lawyer, he had request limited immunity from Backstage Experience The Observerduzanne Poch private organizations, some of problems with the consent prosecution for two secretaries them linked to Secord- clause. of Secord companies, Joan Cor­ Working behind the scenes at Washington Hall, Brian Loeffler, controlled bank accounts by a “I just have a problem bin and Shirley Napier, in order a junior in the department of Communication and Theatre, puts chart found in the safe of fired playing charades,” Robinson to compel them to testify before together costumes for the April 29 - May 3 performances of Shake­ National Security Council aide said. “ I have a problem with the Senate panel. Robinson speare’s “ Macbeth.” Oliver North. an order I know is a charade.” granted that request on Mon­ The Senate Iran Contra com­ Davidson said “ consent” in day. Bond denies charges Mexicans develop new technique by wife of cocaine use for treatment of brain ailments Associated Press from one of the patient’s own tient died from brain Associated Press only crime is that their last adrenal glands, located seizures 45 days after sur­ name is Bond.” NEW YORK - Brain sur­ above the kidneys, are gery, and although the ATLANTA - Civil rights vet­ Bond, a former state senator gery developed in Mexico to transplanted into the brain Mexican doctors, led by Ig­ eran Julian Bond yesterday from Atlanta, left abruptly treat Parkinson’s disease is to replace degenerating nacio Madrazo, claim the angrily blasted news reports after reading the statement a dramatic advance that brain cells. death was not related to the about allegations by his and refused to answer any could lead to new treatments Less than three weeks surgery, Lieberman said it estranged wife that he uses questions. for strokes and Alzheimer’s have passed since the first is not possible to rule out cocaine, saying he does not use But he appeared later on a disease, but it requires more report of the surgery ap­ such a link without further drugs and has not committed radio talk show to discuss the study because two of the 11 peared in the New England study. any crimes. matter in more detail. He said patients who received it Journal of Medicine, and The patient was given he agreed to be interviewed be­ have died, a U.S. doctor said George Allen at Vanderbilt anticonvulsant drugs to “ What is at issue here is a cause his responses would not Tuesday. University Medical Center prevent seizures, which are family affair of concern only to be edited. Abraham Lieberman, in Nashville has already per­ known to sometimes follow those who are intim ately in­ “ I ’ve never used cocaine. chairman of the medical ad­ formed the operation on one brain surgery, but the pa­ volved,” Bond said in a state­ Never at all,” Bond said. But visory board of the Ameri­ patient there. The patient is tient had the seizures while ment issued to reporters. He he said he would not take a drug can Parkinson Disease in satisfactory condition, taking the drugs, Lieberman blasted “ those professional test. Association and professor of and no improvements in her said. scavengers and gossip He said he did not know the neurology at New York Uni­ Parkinson’s disease have The cause of death of the mongers who have made life details of the charges made to versity, went to Mexico last been reported yet. second patient is not yet hell for innocent people whose police by Alice Bond. week to examine the New York University is known, but autopsy results patients and said he was preparing to do its first are on their way to the enormously encouraged. transplant in May, and other Mexican doctors. 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Q ^ S o u th Bend, IN 46637 (219) 277-9682 J£> ip ip ip ip ip ip ip ip ip ip ip The Observer Wednesday, April 15, 1987 - page 6 Convict parole change considered by court Associated Press not a danger to us, we re a dan­ ger to him,” said eighth-grader MARTINEZ, Calif. - A plan Amy Rickerson, who attended to parole a convict who hacked a Monday night meeting of the the arms off a 15-year-old rape Antioch Police Commission. victim has caused so much Herendeen cautioned 200 anger in Antioch that state residents at the meeting prison officials are considering against resorting to violence. changing the parole location, a Police will be closely watching state deputy attorney general Singleton, who w ill have to stay said Tuesday. in his home from 10 p.m. to 6 A judge continued until a.m. daily. Friday a hearing held on a suit “ A lot of threats have been ' ' to stop the corrections depart­ made publicly and I would take ment from sending Lawrence them seriously,” Herendeen Singleton to Antioch. Police on said in an interview. “ I can just Monday had warned angry An­ picture some rednecks driving tioch residents not to take by his house at 2 a.m. and vigilante action if Singleton shooting up the windows.” * * was paroled there as planned Parole officials said they The Observer/Suzanne PochA pril 26. usually parole convicts to the Tickling the Ivory Morris Lenk, a state deputy county where they last lived. attorney general, said in court Singleton did not want to return pieces with clarinet and violin accompaniment Lynn Giusti shows her expertise on the key­ that the Department of Correc­ to San Pablo, where he last provided by Patricia DeLee and Dexter board in Monday’s Student Recital at the An- tions is taking residents’ anger lived, so another city in Contra Brewster, respectively. nenberg Auditorium in the Snite Museum. into consideration and might Costa County was chosen. Giusti, a Notre Dame senior, performed three change the parole location. Of­ Under restrictions set by ficials have said there is a pos­ state parole officials, Heren­ sibility Singleton could be deen said, Singleton would also Americans will work 19 more days paroled to a state in the South be required to undergo psychi­ where he has relatives. atric counseling and be forbid­ The 59-year-old form er m er­ den to drink alcohol, leave the in 1987 to pay federal income taxeschant seaman picked up Mary county or contact his former Vincent hitchhiking in Septem­ wife or daughter. haps 10 million Americans Batdorf said Tuesday, some Associated Press ber 1978 and raped her, cut off were putting off until the last may require up to 10 weeks. both her arms below the elbow Singleton was sentenced to hours. Returns must be Through April 3, the IRS had WASHINGTON - Just when with an ax and left her to die serve 14 years and four months postmarked by midnight Wed­ received more than 58 million you had finished your 1986 on a road near Modesto. He has and earned an early release for returns, and 78 percent of them return and thought it was safe nesday. been in prison since 1979. good behavior and involvement As the deadline approached, had resulted in refunds totaling to forget about taxes for Antioch residents com­ in a work program. financial institutions were just under $30 billion. For all awhile, the Tax Foundation plained and started petition On Tuesday, Superior Court doing a booming business in In­ of 1987, the IRS expects 105.5 predicted Tuesday that the drives as soon as the plan was Judge Patricia Herron contin­ dividual Retirement Accounts, million returns. typical American will have to disclosed, and Police Chief Len ued a hearing to Antioch’s suit w hich-after these returns-w ill This year’s filing season is work another 19 days to pay up Herendeen said that some resi­ to block the convict’s parolee. no longer be universally de­ the last before the big new tax for 1987. dents have been circulating State corrections officials ductible. Professional returns overhaul takes effect. Accoun­ Tax Freedom Day 1987 is Singleton’s photograph. asked that the hearing be preparers had all the business tants report that because of May 4-two days later than last “ One thing’s for sure: if he’s moved to Sacramento. ______year. they could handle and Internal widespread news coverage of Economists at the non­ Revenue Service offices were passage of the new law last H A P P Y M ST partisan research organization swamped with last-minute year, many people have mis­ calculate that if every cent a pleas for advice. takenly concluded the provi­ worker earned during the first The IRS expects 6.5 million sions affect their 1986 returns. part of the year were ear­ couples and individuals to In fact, virtually nothing in marked for federal, state and avoid the filing deadline by the new tax law w ill change the local taxes, he or she would m ailing a Form 4868, which w ill way a typical taxpayer files ¥ 1 ICOCEIT, have to toil for the tax collec­ bring a four-month extension. these returns. tors through May 3. Viewed an­ But that form must be accom­ The Tax Foundation, which LOVE other way, an average person panied by a check for any esti­ comes up with a Tax Freedom DAB, w ill have to work two hours and mated tax due. Day every year, said the magic ¥011 43 minutes of each eight-hour There’s another way to stay date in 1970 was April 28 and in day to pay taxes. the inevitable. Any taxpayer 1950 was April 3. AEo\t^A¥S 1 IoI I B , “This year, the American who is out of the United States taxpayer has returned to the or Puerto Rico on April 15 gets The federal tax bill this year same point he was at prior to an automatic two-month exten­ is less than it was in 1981 but passage” of the 1981 federal tax sion in the time to file and to higher than last year. Calcu­ -V I# V cut, the foundation said. Those pay any tax. lated on the basis of an eight- across-the-board reductions The IRS has been processing hour work day, the foundation were wiped out by subsequent returns without any major estimated the average worker M M M EIR CHbYH! federal tax increases and a hitches this year, but the will have to work one hour and growing tax burden at the state agency says anyone who waits 46 minutes to pay the IRS this ALUMNI — — ■ and local levels, the analysis until the last day to file should year, two minutes longer than U SENIOR 1 ...... said. expect to wait longer for a last year but six minutes less The news came a day before refund. Although most refunds than in 1981. the deadline for filing federal w ill be processed in six to eight State and local taxes require tax returns-a chore that per­ weeks, IRS spokesman Larry another 57 minutes’ labor. ECLUB Marines Applications for DJ’s continued frompage 1 Summer bassy on numerous late-night for the 1987-88 spying forays last year. 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ities sponsored band from playing. Still, persist in the world Regatta organizers the event drew rave reviews from the hundreds of boat watchers and Regatta thank all involved fanatics. The headlines, as usual, seem bleak. this column is yet another call for an Dear Editor: Most importantly, though, the Center The Pope calls for an end to violence “awareness” of what is going on On behalf of all Fisher Hall residents, for Basic Learning Skills, the Regatta in Chile, and his listeners are dispersed beyond the gates of our schools. But it we would like to thank the entire Notre charity, will benefit greatly from the by tear gas from government forces is only through this heightened sense Dame community for its enthusiastic financial support generated by the reacting to a group of anti-Pinochet of awareness that we can begin to find participation in the Fisher Hall Regat­ event. This organization helps educate protestors. Outbreaks of violence in “ hope” in these seemingly “ hope less” ta. individuals who are lacking basic skills South Africa continue as the white situations. The first annual edition of the event such as reading and writing. majority government systematically The people who have dedicated their was exceptionally successful as Breen- Finally, we wish to extend our ap­ cripples the black majority through its lives, or at least part of their lives, to Phillips captured first place in the wo­ preciation to the fifteen boats and the apartheid policies, while back in Wash­ helping the oppressed perfectly ex­ men’s division and Fisher was for­ “floating vessels” representing ington, the United States government emplify this sense of hope. Ironically, tunate enough to capture first and numerous dorms and organizations, to agrees to send 600 more missiles to Af­ theologian Thomas Merton once wrote, second place in the overall competition. their courageous crews who braved the ghanistan to perpetuate that country’s “ Do not depend on the hope of results.” Cavanaugh placed third. rough waters, and to our rector, Bro­ ongoing battle with the Soviet Union. Those who work with the oppressed rec­ We would like to thank Coca-Cola for ther Edward Luther who made the Fis­ ognize the fact that their work w ill its generous financial support and her Hall Regatta Notre Dame’s answer Mary Ann White rarely produce immediate results; William Hickey, director of University to Am erica’s Cup. however, soon they realize that the Food Services, who planned a lakeside Bob Daley value of their work is more important picnic to coincide with the Regatta. Un­ Fisher Hall guest colum n than seeing these immediate results. fortunately, the brisk weather made the President The dictionary defines hope as a outside picnic impossible, but the hot Jay Farraher Closer to home, things are not quite “ wish” for something with expectation chocolate came in handy. The bad wea­ Chariman Fisher Hall as bad, but still, the pressures are here. of its fulfillment. Thus, we “ hope” for ther also prevented the Student Activ­ Regatta Committee Many minorities find it difficult to “ fit good grades, we “ hope” for a job, we in” on these predominantly all-white “ hope” for peace. But in this case “ hop­ campuses. Many seniors preparing to ing” or “ wishing” is not enough. If we graduate experience the pressure of wish for something, we must be willing finding a job to pay off their costly un­ to work for it. The workers who have dergraduate education. Other seniors, dedicated their lives to bringing justice especially those planning to enter sci­ to the oppressed prove this to us. Again, entific or technological fields, must we must remember that the impor­ decide whether they are willing to work tance lies not in immediate results, but for a company whose policies they rather in the value of the work itself. morally oppose or whether they will But the dictionary also gives an ar­ pass up the job offer. And for those of chaic definition of hope as meaning us remaining in South Bend for another trust or confidence. Hope then becomes year, we must face the increasing fin ­ a way of trusting that justice will ancial pressures of another year of prevail. The volunteers trust that even­ higher education. tually their work w ill help someone in When we consider all of the pressures some way. that surround us and all of the bleak­ This notion may seem idealistic, but ness in the world today, it truly does if it were not for hope, would the Philip­ seem as though someone has opened pines be where they are today? Would Pandora’s box. All of the evils of the we be where we are today if it were not 38 world have flown out of the box and for a handful of “ hopeful” rebels in the now appear as headlines in the media. eighteenth century? ..fWEN MB me c m e s m x smes came,our I swrrcwQ? from ro m s m u c w cmos,ot?*. Injustice reigns. No longer can we turn our backs on Bur THEN THE 0ER0SCN flEFlNEP SV6AR HIT THE HEADUNES, 50 I'M,LIKE,‘THAT!?COOli .... AND BEFORE But many people felt that one thing the seemingly “ hopeless” situations in LCN6 m CWECWN60UrO%ANlC &W%NlH6„ " remained in Pandora’s box after it was South Africa, Chile and around the opened. The survivor was Hope. world today. Instead, the time has True, when we look at the surface of come to view them with confidence that all of the injustices in the world today, justice will prevail if we are willing to Over 500 letters to the editor and 300 col­ it is difficult, sometimes next to work for it. impossible, to find hope in these situa­ umns appeared last year in Viewpoint. Join tions that are so far removed, so far Mary Ann White is a junior English out of our control. major at Saint Mary’s and is the Group the growing number of people who feel their When we look at the issues closer Coordinator of the Justice Education though, our perspective changes. Yes, Committee. thoughts and opinions do make a difference.

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& The Adventures of Steve McStevewell’ prelude to an off-campus adventure T his week: Part One of the "Great," said Steve. "1 feel shorts. Then he stood there Reeboks." "Oh. . ." said than Circus Lunch." "Wow," adventures of Steve like I'm in the Hitler youth." looking in his mirror. “I am Carrie playing hard to get. murmured Steve "better than McStevewell, Notre Dame stu­ "Be ready in half an hour," going to have a good time "Wait. Steve McStevewell, Circus Lunch. This might not dent future President of the chanted the three Mikes. tonight," he told himself, "it aren't you the guy who be so bad after all." United States, borderline al­ "Then come upstairs and won't be like that other time walked into the lake last Will Steve have a better coholic and all-around nice have some vodka." when I walked home from St. week?" "No," said Steve, fum­ time off-campus than he had guy. Steve decided to go. "Heck, Louis street in sub-zero wea­ bling for an excuse, "that was at Circus Lunch? Will he and ther and froze my gazamba my brother Matt McStevewell." Carrie find anything in com ­ off. It also won't be like last "Oh," said Carrie "It sure mon? Will the three Mikes Kris M urphy week when I lost half my looked like you. Are we going develop separate per­ clothes and walked into the to stand around here all night sonalities? Will Moira reveal Altered lake, and it surely won't be or are we going to go off her terrible secret? Are these like that horrible time when I campus?" "Never fear," said really the best days of your woke up in Gianetto's parking one of the Mikes, "we re life or is someone pulling It was another Friday night I'm young and extremely lot. No, tonight will be differ­ leaving now, and I can per­ your leg? These questions and Steve McStevewell was good looking. These are the ent." "Who are you kidding?" sonally guarantee you the and a couple more that bored out of his skull. "I'm best years of my life, and, responded his mirror. best time of your lives." couldn't be printed here will bored out of my skull" said anyway, I could go for Steve went upstairs and "Even better than Circus be answered in part two of, Steve, "maybe I'll play an­ meeting some hot babes. I Joined the Mikes. "We re going Lunch?" asked Moira. "Yes," "Steve McStevewell: Who is he other record. " He slapped an­ haven't done that since, well. to walk" said Mike. “It's a said the Mike, "even better and why isn't he in jail?" other Ramones record on the . . since a long time." He warm night and drinking and turntable and stared out the went to take a shower but driving is stupid. Anyway, I window into the descending found a large football player know these three girls in night. standing in front of the bath­ Accent department Lyons who want to go with "Sitting here watching night room. “Uh, I want to take a us." "Are they cute?" asked descend is really bogus" said shower," said Steve, who was announces promotions Mike hopefully. "Do chickens Steve. ”1 wish something wild only wearing a towel. “Sorry," have lips? " responded Mike. and exciting would happen. said the football guy in a dis­ Observer Staff Report Matt Sitzer, a junior from Steve wasn't sure whether Tonight I want to feel all the interested tone, “there's a Rochester Minn., will serve chickens had lips or not so he rapture, all the glory that is chick in there." “Why doesn't The Accent department as a copy editor. didn't say anything. youth." she just use the ladies room has rounded out its staff for They went to pick up the Suddenly a knock came on the first floor?" asked the remainder of the year: Kathy Scarbeck a junior girls. Their names were Moira, upon his door. Steve opened Steve. "Why don't you take a Christine Gregory, a soph­ from South Bend, Ind. has Carrie, and Kristie. Moira and it and stared into the faces of walk before I shove all your omore from Darien, Conn. also been named copy Kristie were nothing to get all three of his hallmates; Mike, teeth down your larynx?" will be an assistant features editor. Scarbeck has written excited about as far as Steve Mike and Mike. "How come came the response. editor. Gregory was previ­ for Accent and also serves was concerned, but Carrie every guy at Notre Dame is "That's an interesting ques­ ously a features writer and as a copy editor for Com- was undeniably a goddess. named Mike?" asked Steve. tion, " said Steve, "but you has worked for GOLF maga­ munio, an international Steve decided to subtly intro­ "Stop asking stupid ques­ should never answer a ques­ zine. Catholic journal. duce himself. "Hi," said Steve tions" said Mike. "Tonight tion with another question. Kim Yuratovac, a sopho­ Dane Galden, a junior Arts "my name is Steve we re going off campus to get It's very rude." more from Chicago, will also and Letters major from Co­ McStevewell and you are so destroyed and hook up with "I'm going to kill you!" said serve as an assistant fea­ lumbus, Ohio, retains his hot that you're melting my some hot babes. " the hormone monster. tures editor. Yuratovac has position of assistant Scene "I never hook up with hot "Well, since you put it that served as as a news writer, editor. babes" said Steve. "It's bad way maybe I'll go shave or features writer, and day for my complexion. And as put on some socks or some­ Correction chief. Tom Beatty a junior from for getting destroyed. . . well thing," muttered Steve, back­ Because of incomplete infor­ Trisha Chambers, a fresh­ Farmington, Conn., retains that usually ends with getting ing away down the hall. "The mation supplied to The Obser­ man from Chesterland, his position as a copy sick, and dry heaves are not NCAA will hear about this and ver, Pete Gutrich was not men­ Ohio, will serve as a a copy editor. my idea of tasting the glory then they'll probably suspend tioned as a Morrissey Hall editor. Cindy Petrites, a freshman of youth." "What's all this you or cut your salary in half co-president in an HPC article Beth Healy, a sophomore from Missouri City, Texas, glory of youth drek?" snapped or something." in Tuesday’s Accent section. from Evansville, Ind. will will continue as copy editor Mike. "You're coming with us Steve finally found a Matt Dingens is the other co- serve as a copy editor for for the remainder of this and you're going to have shower, shaved, and put on a president. the weekly Scene section. year. fun." sweatshirt and some long The Observer Wednesday, April 15, 1987 - page 9 Sports Briefs The ND Men’s volleyballteam puts its 26 7 record on the line tonight in its final match of the year. The Irish play host to Indiana-Purdue, ranked in the Top- 20, in the ACC Pit at 7:30 tonight. Admission is free. -The Observer

The ND Track team travels to Indianapolis this weekend for the Indiana Intercollegiate track meet. -The Observer

The 1987-88 Leprechaunmakes his first appearance today at the women’s tennis match at the Courtney Courts. The match begins at 3 p.m. -The Observer

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Through Sunday Last Week’s Results BATTER GP AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB BA Pat Pesavento, OF 27 102 26 37 4 1 0 17 15 7 7 .363 Gold Division How Jack Nicklaus Dan Peltier, SS 27 95 13 32 4 0 3 23 13 8 0 .337 Loser’s bracket Kevin Smith, OF 9 9 3 3 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 .333 Howard over Carroll A, forfeit Mike Moshier, 2B 25 69 10 19 2 0 1 5 8 11 0 .275 Alumni over Grace B Howard over Fared in Masters as Ray Szajko, IF-OF 13 33 6 9 2 0 0 0 3 7 1 .273 Alumni Scott Rogers, OF 20 61 8 16 3 3 0 12 13 19 3 .262 Pat O’Brien, C-OF 18 54 11 14 0 0 0 4 2 16 0 .259 Defending Champion Tim Hutson, 1B 27 89 12 22 4 0 5 14 10 24 0 .247 Red Division Steve Skupien, 3B 24 86 17 21 2 1 3 9 13 17 3 .244 W inner’s bracket Mike Flynn, OF 23 80 5 18 2 0 3 14 2 37 0 .225 Keenan over Stanford-1 Craig Pavlina, C 13 38 5 8 2 0 0 3 2 9 2 .211 Loser's bracket John Loughran, OF 27 90 8 17 2 0 0 5 8 15 1 .189 Stanford-3 over Off Campus-1 Won 1963 Tied for Second in 1964John Flanagan, OF 5 7 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 1 1 .143 .100 Don Diebel, OF 6 10 1 1 0 0 0 1 3 1 0 Blue Division Won 1965 Won in 1966 David Yawman, C 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 Loser’s bracket NOTRE DAME 27 827 127 219 27 5 15 111 97 173 18 .265 Won 1966 Missed Cut in 1967 OPPONENTS 27 809 155 241 42 8 18 140 118 91 48 .298 Pangborn vs. Off Campus-2, postponed, rain Won 1972 Tied for Third in 1973Left on base: Notre Dame 200, Opponents 185 Won 1975 Tied for Third in 1976 White Division PITCHER GP GS CG IP H BB SO R ER W L ERA Winner’s bracket Tied for Fourth in 1987Mike Harmon 6 0 0 11.0 10 11 7 6 4 1 1 3.27 Dillon vs. Morrissey, postponed, rain Won 1986 Erik Madsen 7 0 0 16.2 25 6 6 9 1 4.32 8 0 Loser’s bracket Tom Howard 6 0 0 20.1 24 5 11 11 10 0 0 4.43 Brian Poitrowicz 7 6 3 40.1 41 25 21 24 21 2 3 4.69 Zahm over Planner B, forfeit Kevin Chenail 7 6 2 38.1 36 20 17 24 20 1 4 4.70 Robert Fitz 3 3 1 15.0 15 10 5 12 9 1 1 5.40 Schedule Mike Passilla 6 6 2 32.2 45 13 12 23 20 1 3 5.51 Gold Division Tom Shaw 1 1 6.00 © 0 6.0 3 6 3 5 4 0 1 W inner’s bracket John Glee son 6 0 0 6.1 8 6 2 6 6 2 1 8.53 Dillon vs. Stanford-2, April 22 Rob Kramer 1 0 0 1.0 3 0 1 1 1 0 0 9.00 Mike Coffey 3 3 0 10.1 19 6 4 14 13 1 1 11.32 Loser’s bracket Derk Madden 2 2 0 4.2 9 5 2 11 10 0 1 19.29 Howard vs. Dillon / Stanford-2 loser, Paul Mauk 4 0 0 2.0 3 5 0 9 6 0 1 27.00 April 25 Source: Sport* Feeturee Syndicate ReeewchObeerver Qrephta/Geofftey Sauer and Laura Stanton NOTRE DAME 27 27 8 204.2 241 118 91 155 132 9 18 5.80 Division championship OPPONENTS 27 27 11 211.0 219 97 173 127 104 18 9 4.44 Dillon / Stanford-2 winner vs. loser's bracket winner, April 30 Saves: Notre Dame 1 (Gleeson), Opponents 4 Second game if necessary, date not yet Irish Tennis set SINGLES # 1 # 2 # 3 # 4 # 5 # 6 TOTAL ■ Red Division Tim Carr 8-13 2-0 10-13 Eastern Division Eastern Conference Loser’s bracket Dave Reiter 5-7 3-3 3-1 11-11 W Pet. GB Atlantic Division Stanford-1 vs. Stanford-3, April 21 Brian Kalbas 2-2 7-6 4-0 13-8 New York 4 .667 W L Pet. GB Division championship St. Louis 4 .571 .5 y-Boston 56 23 .709 Keenan vs. Stanford-1 /Stanford-3 win­ Mike Wallace 2-0 2-3 2-1 6-3 1-0 13-7 Chicago 3 .500 1 x-Philadelphia 44 35 .557 12 Dan Walsh 1-0 2-1 1-2 4-3 Pittsburgh 2 .333 2 x-Washington 40 39 .506 16 ner, April 25 Paul Daggs 3-1 9-3 12-4 Montreal 1 .167 3 New Jersey 24 55 .304 32 Second game if necessary, April 29 Philadelphia .143 New York 24 55 .304 32 Sean O'Brien 1-0 2-1 1-2 4-3 1 3.5 Blue Division Tom Grier 3-2 3-2 Western Division Central Division TOTALS 10-13 11-12 12-10 19-4 18-3 16-7 88-49 Cincinnati 6 1 .857 y-Atlanta 55 24 .696 Winner's bracket San Francisco 7 2 .778 x-Detroit 50 29 .633 5 Grace A vs. Cavanaugh-1, today Houston 6 2 .5 x-Milwaukee 48 32 .600 7.5 Loser’s bracket Atlanta 4 3 .571 2 x-Chicago 40 40 .500 15.5 Pangborn vs. Off Campus-2, April 23 Michelle Dasso 3-9 3-9 Los Angeles 4 5 .444 3 x-lndiana 39 40 .494 16 Stephanie Tolstedt 0-2 5-7 5-9 San Diego 1 7 5.5 Cleveland 30 50 .375 25.5 Grace A / Cavanaugh loser vs. Last Night’s Results Pangborn/Off Campus-2 winner, April Alice Lohrer 1-1 5-4 6-5 New York 7, Philadelphia 5 27 Tammy Schmidt 0-2 7-5 7-7 Cincinnati 6, Atlanta 3 Division championship Natalie lllig 1-1 8-4 9-5 San Francisco 3, San Diego 2 Western Conference Grace A/Cavanaugh winner vs. loser’s Resa Kelly 0-2 6-6 6-8 Los Angeles 3, Houston 2 (12 innings) Midwest Division W L Pet. GB bracket winner, April 29 Julie Sullivan 1-2 1-1 2-3 y-Dallas 53 26 .671 Second game if necessary, date not yet TOTALS 3-11 6-8 6-8 8-6 8-6 7-7 32-40 American League x-Utah 44 36 .550 9.5 x-Houston 41 38 .519 12 set Sports Calendar Interhall Lacrosse Eastern Division x-Denver 36 44 .450 17.5 W L Pet. GB Sacramento 28 52 .350 25.5 White Division Milwaukee 8 0 1.000 San Antonio 26 53 .329 27 W inner’s bracket Home games in CAPS Central Division Baltimore 5 3 .625 3 Pacific Division Morrissey vs. Dillon, date not yet set Cavanaugh 4, Stanford 1 New York 5 3 .625 3 Detroit 4 3 .571 3.5 y-L.A. Lakers 64 15 .810 Loser’s bracket Today Cavanaugh over Keenan B, forfeit Toronto 4 3 .571 3.5 x-Portland 47 32 .595 17 Zahm vs. Morrissey/Dillon loser, April x-Golden State Baseball at Purdue Cavanaugh 7, Keenan A 1 Boston 3 4 .429 4.5 40 39 .506 24 24 Keenan A 9, Zahm 0 Cleveland 1 7 .125 7 x-Seattle 37 42 .468 27 Lacrosse vs. LAKE FOREST Phoenix 34 46 .425 30.5 Division championship Stanford over Keenan B, forfeit Women's tennis vs. WESTERN MIC­ Western Division L.A. Clippers 12 67 .152 52 Morrissey / Dillon winner vs. loser’s HIGAN Zahm 5, Stanford 1 W L Pet. GB y-clinched division title bracket winner, April 28 Men’s tennis at Michigan North Division Minnesota 6 2 .750 x-clinched playoff berth Second game if necessary, date not yet Grace 4, Planner B 1 California 5 3 .625 1 set Kansas City 4 3 .571 1.5 Planner A over Carroll, forfeit Last N ight’s Results Thursday Seattle 3 5 .375 3 Cleveland 113, New Jersey 95 Off Campus Crime over Carroll, forfeit Chicago 2 5 No sports scheduled .286 3.5 Denver 142, Portland 114 NHL Playoffs Off Campus Crime 11, Planner B 0 Oakland 2 6 .250 4 Phoenix 132, Sacramento 123 Friday Texas 1 6 .143 Planner A 4, Off Campus Crime 3 4.5 Golden State 117, L A. Clippers 108 Stanley Cup Playoffs No sports scheduled Planner B over Carroll, forfeit Seattle 103, Utah 102 Division Semifinals Last Night's Results (Best-of-Seven) South Division Boston 4, Texas 1 Patrick Division Saturday Alumni 2, Howard 2 New York 10, Cleveland 6 Tonight’s G am es Philadelphia 3, N Y Rangers 1 (Philadelphia Baseball at Detroit (2) Dillon 3, Pangborn 2 Milwaukee 7, Baltimore 4 Cleveland at Washington Toronto 4, Chicago 3 (13 innings) leads series, 3-2) Alumni over Dillon New Jersey at Atlanta Lacrosse at Denison Kansas City 10, Detroit 1 New York at Detroit N Y. Islanders 4, Washington 2 (Washington Track at Indiana Intercollegiates Morrissey 2, Howard 2 Minnesota 9, O akland 8 Boston at Indiana leads series, 3-2) Morrissey 2, Dillon 1 Seattle 6, California 4 Philadelphia at Milwaukee Adams Division Houston at Dallas Quebec 7, Hartford 5 (Quebec leads series, Sunday Portland at San Antonio 3-2) Baseball at St. Joseph's (Ind.) 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Ray Knight deflected off the pitcher’s glove dinals Tuesday night. doubled in the eighth and and through the left side of the Expos right-hander Jay scored on a single by Sheets. infield. Tibbs, 1-1, took a three hit Mark Eichhorn, the fourth shutout into the ninth inning, Yankees 10, Indians 6 Toronto pitcher, pitched one in­ but Tommy Herr had a two run NEW YORK - Joel Skinner hit ning to earn his first victory of double and Jack Clark an RBI a grand slam off Cleveland the season. single for the Cardinals before reliever Steve Carlton that Chicago starter Floyd Ban­ Bob McClure got the last three broke a fifth-inning tie Tuesday nister had scattered five hits outs. McClure surrendered a night and gave the New York and allowed only one run before sacrifice fly to Jim Lindeman. Yankees a 10-6 victory. the Blue Jays rallied to tie the The Expos got their first vic­ With two outs in the fifth and game 3-3 in the eighth. tory in six games with a 10-hit the score 3-3, Carlton walked attack against Greg Mathews, Dave Winfield and Mike Red Sox 4, Rangers 1 0-1, and three St. Louis Pagliarulo doubled. Carlton, 0- BOSTON - Don Baylor hit a relievers. 1, then walked Willie Randolph three-run homer in the first in­ Mathews walked three and fell behind Skinner 2-and-0. ning and A1 Nipper scattered A P P h o to straight batters with two outs Cleveland Manager Pat Cor- nine hits over eight innings as San Diego manager Larry Bowa looks a bit bewildered after his in Montreal’s four-run first. rales visited the mound and the Boston Red Sox defeated first ejection as a major league manager on Monday. The Padres The third walk, to Reid Nichols, Skinner hit the next pitch for Texas 4-1 Tuesday , handing the lost again last night. Summaries of Tuesday’s major league ac­ forced home Andres Galar­ his first career grand slam. Rangers their fifth straight tion is at right. raga, and Reed then doubled to Cecilio Guante, who relieved defeat. single and two stolen bases. power Kansas City past the score Nichols, Tim Wallach starter Bob Tewksbury in the Nipper, 1-0, lost his bid for Ted Power, 1-0, allowed five Detroit Tigers 10-1. and Vance Law. fourth, won his first decision, his first career shutout on Pete hits in six innings, Ron Robin­ Jackson also had two singles Galarraga’s single and Wal­ allowing one run in 3 1-3 in­ Incaviglia’s third homer with son pitched two hitless innings and raised his average to .500. laces sacrifice knocked in runs nings. The Indians scored two one out in the eighth. He struck and John Franco got the last Right-hander Mark Gubicza in the second, and Reed’s single eighth-inning runs off Dave out five and walked two before three outs for the Reds. squared his record at 1-1 with made it 7-0 in the fifth. Righetti. giving way to Calvin Schiraldi, The Braves got two runs in a five-hitter, snapping the Wallach had a two-run single Joe Carter drove in four runs who pitched the ninth for his the first off Power after the Tigers’ four-game winning in the sixth. with a homer, double and two first save. right-hander walked Dion streak. RBI singles for Cleveland, The Red Sox took a quick 3-0 James and Ken Oberkfell. Royals rookie Kevin Seltzer Brewers 7, Orioles 4 which suffered its fifth straight lead against Ed Correa, 0-1. Gerald Perry singled in James hit a triple and two singles and BALTIMORE - Five Mil­ loss. Wade Boggs led off the first and Oberkfell scored on Ken raised his average to .481. waukee players homered as the Carter had an RBI single in with the first of his three con­ Griffey’s sacrifice fly. Wilson singled off Dan Petry, Brewers remained unbeaten in first, but Rickey Henderson secutive walks and Bill Buck­ Atlanta tied it at 3-3 in the 0-1, leading off the first and eight games with a 7-4 victory opened the Yankees’ half of the ner singled with one out. Jim fifth on Griffey’s RBI groun- scored on a triple by Seitzer, over the Baltimore Orioles inning with a home run off Rice struck out, but Baylor hit dout. who scored on Brett’s sacrifice Tuesday night. starter Phil Niekro. Niekro a 3-2 pitch high into the screen The Reds added two runs in fly. Paul Molitor, Robin Yount, later hit Pagliarulo with a pitch in left for his third homer of the the seventh on an RBI double Petry walked Seitzer in the Jim Gantner, Rob Deer and with the bases loaded to make season and 29th lifetim e by pinch-hitter Paul O’Neill third and one out later Frank Greg Brock each homered as it 2-1. against the Rangers. and Daniels’ single. White was safe on Coles’ first the Brewers continued the best Claudell Washington’s RBI The Red Sox added an insur­ error. With two out, Jackson hit start in the franchise’s history. single in the second made it 3-1 ance run in the sixth on a single Mets 7, Phillies 5 his first homer. M olitor led off the game with before the Indians knocked out by Dave Henderson, a sacrifice PHILADELPHIA - Mookie Seitzer singled in the sixth, the first of four home runs al­ Tewksbury in the fourth on by Marc Sullivan and a single Wilson singled in Len Dykstra then George Brett walked and lowed by Baltimore’s Ken Carter’s homer, and an RBI off reliever Dale Mohorcic by with the first of two ninth- the bases were loaded when Dixon, 1-1, who pitched into the single by Chris Bando. Spike Owen, hitting just .050. inning runs as the New York third baseman Darnell Coles sixth inning. Henderson tripled and Mets nipped the Philadelphia erred again, on a grounder by Yount and Gantner hit their scored in the sixth and singled Reds 6, Braves 3 Phillies 7-5 Tuesday night. White. Jackson then hit homer homers in the second inning in the eighth when the Yankees ATLANTA - Kal Daniels With the score tied at 5-5 in No. 2 off reliever Nate Snell. It and Deer hit his in the sixth. added their final two runs. drove in two runs, including a the ninth, Dykstra batted for was his first grand slam. Brock’s came in the sixth off leadoff homer in the sixth that Rafael Santana and drew a reliever Tony Arnold. Blue Jays 4, White Soxbroke a 3-3 tie, and three Cin­ leadoff walk off loser Steve Mariners 6, Angels 4 Dale Sveum had three of M il­ cinnati pitchers held Atlanta at Bedrosian, 1-1. Dykstra stole SEATTLE - Phil Bradley, waukee’s 14 hits. His third, an TORONTO - Rick Leach’s by in a 6-3 victory over the second before scoring on W il­ who entered the game with just eighth-inning single, drove in single through the infield in the Braves Tuesday night. son’s hit. one hit in 22 at-bats, and Rey the final Milwaukee run. 13th inning scored Willie Up­ Daniels’ homer just cleared Wilson went to third as his Quinones hit home runs in the Mark Ciardi, 1-0, worked five shaw and gave the Toronto the right field fence at the 330- hit was misplayed by Ron first two innings Tuesday night innings for his first major- Blue Jays a 4-3 victory over the foot mark off starter David Roenicke and scored when and the Seattle Mariners held league victory. Dan Plesac Chicago White Sox Tuesday Palmer, 0-2, and lifted the Reds Juan Samuel threw wildly to on for a 6-4 victory over the Cal­ worked the final 1 1-3 innings night. to their sixth win in seven home on Wally Backman’s ifornia Angels. for his third save. Upshaw and Ernie Whitt games. grounder. Bradley hit a two-run homer Eric Davis, hitting .478 going in the first and Quinones led off into the game, smacked a the second with his first home B Q ^ SHOPPE three-run homer in the first Royals 10, Tigers 1 run in a Mariners’ uniform for after Palmer issued consecu­ KANSAS CITY - Bo Jackson a 4-1 Seattle lead off Califor­ tive walks to Daniels and Terry hit a grand slam and a three- nia’s Don Sutton,0-2, who PACKING. Francona. Davis also had a run home run Tuesday night to lasted just 2 2-3 innings. >s b -.. x«< %*< w r e x Right-hander Scott SHIPPING. Bankhead, 2-0, acquired by the Mariners in an off-season STORING. I Student Activities | trade, went six innings, allow­ MOVING. g is now ing two runs and seven hits. T i* 7 A* Star* Om TXtag I. C » ..w , 0 accepting applications Giants 3, Padres 2 for the following positions: SAN DIEGO - Bob Melvin hit BOXES. his fourth homer of the year as W et Wrap It. Bo* It. rock II. SMpIt... the San Francisco Giants T.McrtYOUl! defeated the Padres 3-2 Tues­ day night. • MOVING BOXES • PACKAGE SHIFTING • LaFortune Building Monitors The victory boosted the • GIFT BOXES • MAILING TUBES Giants’ record to7-2, equalling • STOEAGE BOXES • LOOSE PACKING MATERIAL their best start since 1979, while • GIFT I PACKAGE • SHIPPING ENVELOPES the Padres dropped to1-7, their W R A P P IN G A N D C O N T A IN E R S Stepan Center Monitors worst beginning since1974. W kelher J u tl O m Bom O r A Thousand ^ . If WrPom t Horn U All of Melvin’s homers have Wr Can 0*1 IL' We A rt A DiMnbotor For M * * come against the Padres. Baf Monu/ociurtn And Thai Means CamptMnt Pricing! The Giants scored single runs in each of the first three Pick up applications in the innings off starter Ed Wojna, i w «>»»h >» H o u r* J h ttP to t. mt uwclm tana n » iu a m < r m H F M B P G m m R m B Student Activities Office, 0-1. San Francisco reliever I. AM I f M gy Mark Grant, 1-0, got the win. 301 LaFortune. Scott Garrelts worked the final 1 7 M 7 7 7 up* three innings for his second mRmesswKawmiwca save. The Observer Wednesday, April 15, 1987 - page 12 SMC tennis drops two matches to Kalamazoo By ELLEN WILLSON “ I’ve had ten three-setters Sports W riter this season and I made up my mind this wasn’t going to be an­ The Saint M ary’s tennis team other one,” commented Block. dropped a hard-fought decision The doubles teams added two against Division III, tenth- more victories to their list of 1 ranked Kalamazoo College credentials with the team of t * ; Tuesday at Angela Athletic Block and Buffy Heinz winning Facility. 2-6, 6-4, 6-3 over Velarde and “I’m very happy with the Beth Blachut, and the pairing way they played but I think we of Charlene Szajko and Sandy should have won,” said Head Hickey downing Katie Marrit Coach Deb Laverie. and Linda Hsi 6-3, 1-6, 6-1. “ The same thing happened The Belles are a very young as before, the other team just team with captain Kim played the big points better Drahota as the only senior on than we did,” added Laverie. the squad. Drahota lost a tough One highlight of the match match against Blachutt with a was the Belles number-one score of 6-4 ,3-6, 6-2. KJH singles player Jennifer Block’s “ We have a young team but The Observer/Suzanne Poch victory over Kalamazoo’s all we need to do is remain pa­ Bookstore Basketball play was wet-n-wild yes- and women’s tournament action begins on page Teresa Velarde with a close tient and gain some more con­ terday, as heavy rains poured down on third 16. score of 7-6, 7-6. fidence,” said Laverie. round games. Highlights of yesterday’s men’s Hoyer’s homecoming one hit awayThen there were 64... Moyer’s only other appear­ “ I was thinking about it in Associated Press Lyons 12 Bookstore Tournament ance in Philadelphia was last the seventh and eighth in­ Team No. 320 over If That's All We Get, We'll Do It Ourselves by 6 PHILADELPHIA - The only June, a week after he had been nings,” he said. “ But I felt fine Tuesday's Results A Priest, A Nerd, & 3 Dudes over Team No. 47 Stepan 1 thing better than pitching a no­ recalled by Chicago. He was going out in the ninth. I was a by 9 Yacht Club over Team No. 186 by 11 Uncoachables III over 4 People & a Short Fat hitter would be doing it before rocked for six runs in 2 2-3 in­ little upset with myself because 5 Really Cool Guys over Crocodile by 13 Guy by 5 Team No. 451 over Return of the MBA by 12 your family and friends. And nings as the Phillies went on to I got the pitch to Samuel up a Malandros over Disgrace by 15 Stepan 2 that’s almost what happened to a 19-1 victory. little. It’s a guessing game and Team No. 471 over 4 O'so Fireman W ednesday’s Games East Side Runners over The Team that Time Jamie Moyer. “ I wanted to prove to my Samuel guessed rig h t.” Stepan 1 Forgot by 4 4:45 -Missing Link vs. Who's Next The Chicago Cub’s left­ teammates and to all of my He said he was getting a little 4 M idgets and a Dwarf over Playing ... Veranda, 22-20 5:30 -Minahoonies vs. We Don't Dribble hander, who grew up in nearby people that were here that I tired since it was his first start 6:15 -Da' Brothers of Manhood vs. Killer Bees Souderton, held the Philadel­ could pitch in Philadelphia,” of the year. Stepan 2 Stepan 3 4:45 -Josephus & the Ethiopian vs. Ed Smerciak phia Phillies hitless through Moyer said. “ After my last “ But I thought I ’d just keep We Don't Dribble over the Bosses by 3 5:30 -Heat Miser vs. Team No. 421 eight innings Monday night start here, there might have going after them and see what Minahoonies over Captain Kirk by 13 6:15 -Swill N-Swish vs. Verkler's Construction Team No. 208 over The Board Bangers by 9 Stepan 3 before yielding a clean single been some doubts.” happened,” he said. “ It was Stepan 4 4:45 -New Order vs. Cop Car Thief kind of interesting and fun to Heat Miser over C. J. and the Rastafarians by 5:30 -Yacht Club vs. East Side Runners to Juan Samuel leading off the 7 6:15 -VGD II vs. Ball-Headed Freak Daddies bottom of the ninth. Moyer, who was 7-4 last hear the crowd cheering for Team No. 421 over Axe Wounds by 11 Stepan 4 season, was pitching in his 18th me.” Leone’s Stallions over Team No. 51 by 11 4:45 -Rosie Palms vs. N.D. Law It would have been the first Stepan 5 5:30 -Team No. 208 vs. Leone’s Stallions no-hitter ever pitched at Vet­ m ajor league game. He struck Moyer’s popularity in Put It In the Hole Chief over 5 Hot Dogs ... 6:15 -Put It In the Hole, Chief vs. Fill It Up eran’s Stadium, which opened out 12 and walked six. After Philadelphia was best summed Condiments by 11 Stepan 5 Okra over Liberace, Len Bias & 3 Other Bad 4:45 -Okra vs. Skoad Men in 1971. Samuel’s hit, a walk and an­ up by the spoiler, Samuel. Cracks, 28-26 5:30 -Team No. 644 vs. 4 Fags & a Zambie 6:15 -Team No. 451 vs. 5 Relaly Cool Guys When Samuel came to the other hit followed and Lee Stepan 6 Stepan 6 4:45 -Mr. Coffey vs. We Pack Extra Baggage plate, virtually everyone in the Smith came in to save the 5-2 “ That’s the firs t tim e I ’ve Puck over Skoad Men by 4 5:30 -Dead Chicks vs. 5 Guys From Carrol stadium, including Moyer’s victory. ever been booed in Philadel­ Fill It Up over 4 Guys ... Newt by 6 6:15 -Play on... Veranda vs. Team No. 471 Bookstore 9 Bookstore 9 parents and a multitude of phia for getting a hit,” said the Jus' Tofu over Oliver North & 4 Other... by 4 4:00 -Return of Fugitive Guy vs. Corporate Moyer, who pitched three second baseman. Return of the Fugitive Guy over Cotton Club by friends, was cheering for the Raiders 5 4:45 -4 Slamma Jamma vs. Mr. & Mrs. Marty 24-year-old. In fact, Samuel’s consecutive no-hitters in high Air Doggers over Ten of Us by 3 Bullfrog school, was aware of the no­ Too Muchin Fuch over Just When You Thought single was followed by em­ 5:30 -Air Doggers vs. Notre Demons by 2 phatic but good-natured hitter but said he really felt no 6:15 -Cubs Lose Again vs. TWL booing. pressure. Lacrosse Bookstore 10 continued frompage 16 Bookstore 10 4:00 -Jus' Tofu vs. Roger's Meat Users All the President's Men over The Edge by 8 4:45 -7 Guys Who Still Can't Add vs. We Don't Raging Meat Users over Ivan Boesky... by 2 Dribble Before We Shoot against pornography, beating an excellent job.” Notre Demon’s over Groundskeepers, 26-24 5:30 -Party at Chips vs. Harmless Pranks 6:15 -Too Muchin Fuch vs. All the President's Women the Penthouse Players, 21-11. O’Leary is anxious to get his Corporate Raiders over The Cunning Conquists by 15 Men continued frompage 16 Quioxic Quint/The Final Chap­ team on the field and he w ill Lyons 11 Lyons 11 ter defeated the Funniest have plenty of opportunities to Gods & Men at N.D. over Yellow Subs X-Meats 4:45 -Gods & Men at ND vs. Malandros by 6 5:30 -Top Guns vs. Team No. 320 The Thing Things, 21-11. Not People We Know, 15-4, and do so. After break, the Irish w ill O tis Hurts over Myth Gods of Love & Destruction 6:15 -Team No. 456 vs. Carte Blanche Afraid of Public Ridicule also Loretta and the Lindettes won play four games in eight days. by 9 Lyons 12 Top Guns over We Eat Cannibals by 2 4:45 -Otis Hurts vs. Uncoachables III won for the second time, nar­ by forfeit over Marion Streep “ Again, the key w ill be to SOM FA W over W hat the Hell is Rasta Anyway? 5:30 -Grover & the Boys vs. Flying Dingleberries rowly beating Four Who Do and Mansion Party-Friday. play well,” O’Leary concluded. by 17 6:15 -SOMFAW vs. A Priest, A Nerd, & 3 Dudes Louise, 12-10. “Of course we want to win No Mercy showed none as Women’s Bookstore action them all, but the crucial games v '/s v f lYevi/eVYsxT reYf ?exa f f>sV, f ' r AeSl [VexT r# they easily beat Four Grains of continues tomorrow with more are the conference games. If Salt and a Speck of Pepper, 21- second round action beginning we develop some consistency 6. The wholsome team of at 4:00 on the Stepan Courts at over the next two weeks, we DOME 1987 Distribution Kukla, Fran and Ollie and Two Notre Dame and the Angela could be a big factor in the con­ Other Players struck a blow Courts at Saint Mary’s. ference race.” T h e 1 9 8 8 D o m e April 21-24 12:30-4:30 pm is now accepting applications for the Outside Stepan Center (inside if rain) following editorial positions: Managing Extracurriculars Copy Hall Life Tuesday - Seniors Sports Academics Wednesday - Juniors Events Index Thursday - Sophomores Seniors Photo Friday - Freshmen Applications can be picked up at the Student Activities Office, 3rd floor LaFortune thru Thursday please bring id The Observer Wednesday, April 15, 1987 - page 13 Golfers take second place in Indy

By ORLANDO RUBIANO overlooked when you don’t powers from the Big Ten, MAC, Sports Writer finish first.” and the four m ajor indepen­ The Irish were led by Norm dents w ill showcase their abil­ Being a runner-up is akin to Campbell’s 158 (79-79) for the ities.” being a bridesmaid. You con­ 36-hole event. Close behind was The Scarlet course, home to gratulate the bride but wish it Pat Mohan who checked in with several NCAA Championships, was the other way around. a 160 (77-83). The rest of the including this year’s, is a par The Notre Dame golf team squad finished, in order, with 72 with a course rating of 73.9. did the congratulating, but un­ Doug Giorgio’s 162 (83-79), O’Sullivan acknowledged the like poor Greg Norman who Chris Bona (85-80) and John Scarlet course is a tremendous must be looking for a good psy­ Connelly (81-84) both at 165, challenge. Ohio State, the host chiatrist, second place was not and Dick Connelly with a 170 and favorite, recruits well in at all a disappointment. total (81-89). The hi-score in large part because of the beau­ Playing in the Indianapolis In- each round was not figured into tiful facility they have, accor­ tercollegiates this past the team score. ding to O’Sullivan. weekend, the Irish took a The rest of the tournament The 54-hole Kepler w ill be a runner-up trophy home after field saw Wisconsin- true test of how far the Irish firing a team total 806 that was Whitewater finishing fourth have come since the fall. 18 strokes behind runaway win­ (819), followed by Franklin Col­ “This weekend,” said ner Ball State. lege at 820. Cincinnati took O’Sullivan, “ will really prove Coach Noel O’Sullivan said sixth with a two-day total of to me how good this team can bad weather (lightning, cold 825, Wittenberg was next at 827, play in the face of top quality temperatures and winds) kept DePauw was eighth at 844, competition. team scores higher than they Evansville finished with an 865, “Realistically I would be normally would have been. and bringing in the rear was content with a Top Ten finish, However, the weather did not Butler at a disappointing 886. which I would call the sign of dampen the linksters’ game as The Irish w ill need the mo­ a good season’s work. We have they easily outdistanced Mil- mentum gained in Indianapolis three of the five starters likin University by 13 shots to as they head for Ohio State this playing in their first Kepler take second. weekend. The Kepler Invita­ ever, but if we can get consis­ “ We’re pleased in taking the tional awaits the Irish and 22 tency from the opening tee shot runner-up trophy,” said other hopefuls. O’Sullivan calls to the final putt I see us finish­ A P P hoto Dominique Wilkins of the Atlanta Hawks soars past Indiana’s O’Sullivan. “ It certainly is not this tournament the grand ing w ell.” Wayman Tisdale in Monday night’s NBA action. Both the Hawks something to be disappointed daddy of them all. The Irish will get their oppor­ and Pacers have secured a spot in the NBA playoffs, a topic that about. Besides, we finished “ The Kepler is the most pres­ tunity to show that they are a Rick Rietbrock discusses in Irish Items beginning on page 16. ahead of some good golf pro­ tigious golf tournament in the team to reckon with this grams, which can be easily Midwest,” he said. “ A ll the big weekend. But the sad seven who don’t stability of the leagues, but make the playoffs can take con­ enough is enough. Playoffs solation in the fact that they all Let’s cut those winter sports enter the draft lottery and have season a bit, or return the Belles pull out twinbillcontinued fromp age 16 a shot at getting the first pick playoffs to what they ought to By MOLLY MCNEILL runs in the sixth and it was But now we arrive at the of next year’s college crop. Just be, a reward for fine regular Adamo’s game winning RBI hockey and basketball playoff something for them to think season play. If there are a lot Sports Writer that allowed the Belles to chalk fields and things get a little about in the middle of the of games played, the truly good The home field advantage one up in the wins column. strange. Our playoff cup run­ month it takes the NBA to teams should rise to the top, so proved favorable for the St. Winning pitcher Tammy neth over with nearly every finish its playoffs. fewer teams need to be invited Mary’s softball team as they Shelor fired six strikeouts team that dons the same color There’s just something about to the playoffs. If there are combined strong hitting with from the mound and did a fine uniforms qualifying. playing 80 and 82 games to fewer games in the regular tough defense to squeak by St. job of keeping St. Francis run­ In the NHL, 16 of 21 teams go eliminate five and seven teams season, more teams can be let Francis in a doubleheader ners of the bases. on to post-season play. This that doesn’t wash. Theoretical­ in to account for the shorter Monday, 8-7 and 6-5. In the second game the Belles means a team must win four ly, they could just have teams time period. The Belles’ offensive attack attacked early, scoring all six series to capture the Stanley pick out of a hat to draw an The length of the basketball was sharked by Trish Tierney, runs in the first two innings. Cup title. With the brilliant in­ opponent and start the playoffs and hockey seasons hurts in­ Janine Adamo and Marge The Belles had to rely on strong stitution of seven-game series right away, instead of wasting centive, since almost all teams Reynolds who connected for fielding to allow them the vic­ even in the first round, a team six months of regular season to make the playoffs, and it les­ can play 28 games after the two hits apiece. tory and the sweep. knock out the basement- sens the quality of the products season is over. St. Francis scored six runs in St. M ary’s defense was dwellers. since it requires players to the fifth inning to take the lead, tested in the fifth inning when The NBA is another culprit But that wouldn’t make these coast some nights because of 7-5. Consistent hitting enabled St. Francis drove four runs of making a mockery of the teams much money, would it? fatigue. the Belles’ to rally for three across the plate and came playoff idea. Seven NBA teams And if the playoffs would be within three runs of a victory. out of 23 do not move on to post­ shorter, the teams would make And it’s also confusing to season play. These series start less money, wouldn’t they? I t ’s watch the NBA Finals and out as best-of-five series, but fine for these sports to do Stanley Cup Finals in 90-degree Hair E quickly go to seven-game sets. anything to help the financial heat. listsi Hawks to see shuffle after playoff tumble Associated Press cludes a new coach. The Blackhawks fell in a three-game sweep to Toronto in 6 5 0 2 Grape Rd. = CHICAGO - The Chicago “ I think we w ill have a m ajor the playoffs last season when University Center E Blackhawks, embarrassed by shakedown,” team owner Bill the first round was best-of-five. E losing four straight games in Wirtz said Tuesday. “ Our fans This season, they lost four con­ 272-0009 S the NHL playoffs to Detroit, deserve better than they got at secutive games in the best-of- NO APPOINT MINT NiCESSARY are in for an overhaul that in­ the end of this season.” seven form at to the Red Wings. HAIRCUTS Notre Dame MEN'S so SHAMPOO WOMEN'S SET OR Communication and Theatre CHILDREN'! IL0WSTYLE C O M P L E T E - presents a Notre DameSaint Mary's Theatre PRECISION BUDGET production of CUT & STYLE tiw w F o e , 17 finishing rinse i blowityle.

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Sunday & Holiday Prices 272-0009 Sunday Washington Hall Box Office, Noon - 6 pm Weekdays Slightly Higher 10:00-4:00 MasterCard and Visa Orders (219)239-5957 The Observer Wednesday, April 15, 1987 - page 14 Irish backs look tough during spring practice By MARTY STRASEN We’ve played two and have two Assistant Sports Editor left to take a better look.” Thus far, sophomore tail­ Chances are you won’t be back Mark Green appears to seeing too many 1,000-yard rus­ be the favorite in the race for hers in the Notre Dame back- a starting position at tailback. field during the upcoming foot­ The fleet-footed Green led the ball season. team in rushing last year with For first-year Irish running 406 yards on 96 carries, and has backs coach Jim Strong, that played with the first team in might just be a blessing in dis­ each of the first two scrim­ guise. After all, there are only mages. so many yards to go around in Last Saturday, Green led the Spring Football The Observer/File Photo ‘87 Anthony Johnson (face down), shown here in spring football drills. Marty Strasen reviews scoring a touchdown against Purdue last the Irish running back situation at left, season, has been moved to the fullback position a backfield stocked with talent. team in both rushing and recep­ Add the fact that flanker Tim tions, picking up 65 yards on 12 Alonzo is really pushing hard scrimmage because of a minor formations in our offense,” Brown carried the ball out of carries while hauling in four at improving himself as a foot­ eye injury suffered a few weeks Strong says, “ so we’re not the wishbone formation more passes for 31 yards. ball player.” ago. going to be a true wishbone than five times per game last “He’s a tremendous ath­ With all that potential at the “ Johnson has made the team. Sure we’ll run the wish­ season (M ark Green averaged lete,” Strong says. “ M ark has tailback slot, as well as a pair transition from tailback to ful­ bone, but we’re a team that’s less than nine carries at ta il­ that ability to sneak right past of top recruits coming next lback and is probably just a tad going to make other teams back), and one begins to realize everyone with his pure speed, year in Ricky Watters and behind Braxston and Pernell defend a lot of different forma­ that the one-man-show days of and has done a great job with Tony Brooks, freshman An­ right now because he got poked tions. We’ll utilize all the dif­ Allen Pinkett are gone for good his fundamentals this spring.” thony Johnson has been moved in the eye and missed a scrim­ ferent formations to our advan­ in the offensive backfield. Green’s main competition mage,” explains Strong. “ But tage.” Bring on the team concept. for a spot on the No. 1 team this he’s a good, solid, consistent As for the spring, Strong says In fact, Strong and Head spring comes from two players football player and it’s just a a coach can never be com­ Coach Lou Holtz have not yet with rehabilitated knees- matter of him getting more ex­ pletely satisfied. decided on a final depth chart D’Juan Francisco and Alonzo perience in learning the posi­ “ I don’t think you ever ac­ this spring, and only one prac­ Jefferson. The former injured tion. He’s running the ball very complish all you want to ac­ tice, one scrimmage and the his knee last spring and carried well right now.” complish in spring practice,” annual Blue-Gold game the ball only 18 times last Johnson carried the ball 80 he explains. “ I think we’ve remain. season, while the latter suf­ times for 349 yards (second to made some progress. We’re “ We set a depth chart from fered a serious injury in Sep­ Green in rushing) last season getting better in the fundamen­ tim e to time throughout the tember of 1985 and missed vir­ and added five touchdowns. tal areas and those basic spring,” says Strong, “ but we tually his entire junior year Taylor ran the ball 69 times for things. still have Thursday’s scrim­ before carrying the ball 19 284 yards and five touchdowns “ I look at the spring as a mage and the spring game to times last year as a senior. in 1986, while Banks picked up chance for me to get to know take a look at how well people “ I ’ve really been pleased Alonzo Jefferson 209 yards on 49 carries. the players and evaluate them. are doing. When our spring with Alonzo’s effort,” Strong The Irish once again w ill I ’ve had the chance to let each practice schedule is finished, says. “ Here’s a young man who to fullback, where he is running utilize the wishbone in addition of them know what we expect that’s when we’ll sit down and has rehabilitated his knee and with senior Pernell Taylor and to a number of other backfield of them, and now we just go evaluate who did what. has really continued to work classmate Braxston Banks. formations in 1987, and Strong from there.” “ Until then, even though the hard both on the field and in Taylor and Banks have been is fam iliar with Holtz’ offensive And from the looks of things number of practices has run the weight room. sharing time with the No. 1 unit philosophy from their coaching as the spring sessions wind down, we’ve still got half of our “ His toughness and compet­ this spring, while Johnson has days together at Minnesota. down, the Irish running backs scrimmages ahead of us yet. itive instincts are excellent. only seen action in the last “ We have a lot of different might, literally, be going far.

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11:30a.m.-1:00p.m.: Economics Depar­ 6:00 p.m.: Sigma XI Awardsinitiation ACROSS 1 2 3 6 7 8 9 11 12 13 tment Labor Workshop, Patrick Rooney, Reception (Wine and Cheese) Faculaty 1 Feeler 5 " 14 ND graduate student in economics, thesis Dining Room, South Dining Hall, guests 5 Cycle of a kind 15 " presentation, 131 Decio are welcome 17 , ,9 10 Buddhist 1 12:10 p.m.: Smith Kline and French 6:30p.m.: University Counseling Center language 20 21 22 Laboratories Distinguished Lecture in Workshop, “ Communicating in Close 14 Ripening 1 Bioengineering, “ Bioligocal Closure -The Relationships,” by Jack Turner and factor 23 24 25 26 27 Use of Adapted Microorganisms for the Nancy Hansen, UND Counselors, 300 Uni­ 15 Speechify 28 29 . 31 32 versity Counseling Center 16 Literary Decontamination of SoilS'Slugdes at conflict J 33 CERCLATtCRA Sites,” by Dr. Ralph For­ 7:00 p.m.: Presentation, “ Juniors: How 17 District 1 ■* tier, Director of the Aquatiolndustrial to Fill Out Your Profile Form,” by Kitty 18 Something 36 37 38 39 40 Toxicology Lab., Lousiana State Univer­ Arnold, director Career and Placement moving fast sity, 283 Galvin Life Sciences Center, Services, 123 Nieuwland Science Hall 20 Pitchman’s 41 43 talk ■42 sponsors: Depts. of Biological Sciences 22 High-pitched 44 45 46 47 48 and Civil Engineering 23 Large groups 12:10-1:00 p.m.: Closed Meeting of A l­ 26 Idi — 49 50 28 Harmonizes coholics Anonymous, Holy Cross House 51 52 53 54 29 Squatters 2:30 p.m.: Smith Kline and French Lab­ Dinner Menus 33 Bellow 55 56 57 , 59 60 61 oratories Distinguished Lecture in Bioen­ 34 Slangy gineering, “ Packed Bed Immobilized negative 62 63 64 Microbe Reactors for the Continuous 35 “Annabel Lee” Notre Dame author 65 66 67 Biotreatment of Industrial Effluents and 36 Hardly ever Contaminated Groundwaters,” by Dr. 41 Anc. lang. ©1987 Tribune Media Services,1 Inc. 4/15/87 All Rights Reserved s Ralph J. Portier, 303 Cushing 42 Sheep shelter 2:30-5:00 p.m.: Tax Assistance Pro­ 43 Capable of Yesterday’s Puzzle Solved: Veal Parmigiana 44 Component 7 Newman of gram, Social Concerns Coffeehouse Shells w/ Italian Meat Sauce 46 Settler films D A B S c I T E 0 P A L 3:00 p.m.: Tennis NDW vs. Western Sesame Baked Cod 49 Ostrich look- 8 Summer: Fr. I N R E A 0 A N m L A N A Michigan, Courtney Courts Speidano Romano alike: var. 9 — Plaines A T 0 N R E D S N A P P E R 3:30 p.m.: LaCrosse, ND vs. Lake For­ 50 Rebels 10 Ma or pa L A w S P A T R E A T 51 Move slowly 11 Author James N 0 B L ■ ! A I est, Alumni Field 54 Resided 12 Onus p R u T D P L 0 Y E D 4:00 p.m.: Graduate Violin Recital, Tim Saint Mary’s 55 Blue" 13 Stygian ■ c A R Nl U R s w E 0 E Kopf, Annenberg Auditorium, The Snite 58 Lat. abbr. 19 “Valse — ” ■ 0 8 0 f aD I N s T L 1 E Museum of Art; for more information con­ 62 Indian 21 Corral ■ s 0 U R s ■ N E s s ■ L E D tact Eric Kuehner 239-6201 63 Vacuous 23 Conditional Hawaiian Ham Slices 64 Gambling freedom A T T A C H s ■ A T H 0 4:20 p.m.: Physics Colloquium, R A D A R 0 w i l Chicken Breast w/ Honey Glaze town 24 Having no key ■ “ Electron-Tunneling Into Localized 65 Brick carriers 25 Ancient spice A S H I E R I A R c A J A R Traps,” by Dr. E. Tack, Yale University, Shrimp Eggrolls 66 Zesty tastes 26 Indigo W H I T E P E R C H R A L E 118 Nieuwland Science Hall Deli Bar 67 River of 27 Diner’s card? L 0 V E N T H E s C 0 T Hades 30 Epic poem S E E M m D E Y s K E S 31 Football fan DOWN 32 Gentlemen 4/15/87 Support the 1 La — , Bol. in Sonora 40 Ghoulish TV 53 Reared BUY 2 In the past 34 Lincoln family 54 School VIP AMERICAN 3 Author 37 Pre-refrigera­ 45 Brawls 56 Islet CANCER OBSERVER Deighton tor workers 46 Handling 57 Genetic I: 4 Stress 38 “And Then 47 Papas and Ryan letters ? SOCIETY' 5 On wheels There Were — ” 48 Iran export 59 Hanoi holiday CLASSIFIEDS 6 More — (ap­ 39 Aleutian 51 Author Sholom 60 At all proximately) island 52 Partial: pref. 61 Smoked salmon

Stranded in South Bend for Easter? ? ESCAPE onthe SAB Chicago Trip, Friday, April 17. Leave N.D. at noon, Leave Chicago at 1:00 am Costs only $5.00 Sign-up and bring payment to SAB office, 2nd floor LaFortune by Thursday. Sports Wednesday, April 15, 1987 - page 16 Bookstore battles rain, fourth round to begin By PETE SKIKO The third round of play ended Sports W riter yesterday with top seeds Jus’ Tofu, Leone’s Stallions, Min- Bookstore Basketball XVI nahoonies, 5 Really Cool Guys, has run the gamut of ridiculous and Corporate Raiders moving weather conditions after yes­ on with relative ease. The terday, barring meteor major scare thrown at the showers or typhoons in the up­ seeds was by Oliver North and coming few weeks. the 4..., who endured the worst Bookstore Basketball XVI

Yesterday’s deluge of rain of the day’s weather in bowing coupled with the blizzard of two reluctantly to Jus’ Tofu, 21-17. weeks ago have combined to Oliver North stretched last make this year’s tournament year’s final 16 entry to the lim it one of the more inclement in in a game played in nearly recent Bookstore history. ankle-deep water because of a Amazingly though, despite relentless downpour. pouring rains that could have Tofu’s Matt “ Bingo” Hanley, ■ ■ i easily rattled a precision shoot­ who had the hot hand in the first The Observer/Suzanne Poch Bob Jones of the Groundskeepers of Busch Gar­ ing team and favored a less half and led all scorers with Groundskeepers were beaten in overtime by dens goes up for a layup in yesterday’s talented, scrappier squad, eight points, didn’t mind the Notre Demons, 26-24. none of the top teams slipped Bookstore Basketball XVI action. The yesterday. see BINGO, page 14 Women’s tournament continuesNBA, NHL playoffs

By THERESA KELLY Burger had another explana­ lightning, and thunder. Jim invite too many guests Sports Writer tion: “ The weather conditions Baker’s Other Women lost a were on our side.” tough game to Return of the Ah, the signs of spring. Bookstore Basketball action A trend is developing in Wo­ Speaking of the weather, the Futors, 11-9, cutting the game abundant. Baseball getting into high gear. Golf and tennis men’s Bookstore Basketball. next time there is “ a chance of short, as many others did, be­ balls appearing in real life, not just televised from warm- As shown by the second day of showers toward evening,” cause of the storm. The last weather cities. And NBA and NHL playoff action getting action, the teams with the Bookstore competitors should game at Stepan saw Team 25 underway. clobbering. Vanity 5, 15-2. W om en’s The action at Saint Mary’s Rick Bookstore Angela Courts was also excit­ ing, as Larry Bird and What’s Rietbrock Basketball in Her Nest squeaked out a vic­ tory over Something From Irish Items Hell, 11-9. The Hoosier longer names are winning, the bring snorkels and swim fins. Lawyers?? defeated Five longer the better. One game was apparently Bonus Chicks Who Slay Them­ That’s right, NBA and NHL playoff action is just getting On Stepan Court 8 yesterday, halted in order to remove the selves and A Duck, 21-4, and underway. We Should Have Won did, worms from the court. The Bow Derelicts could The National Basketball Association playoffs really beating Team 80, 21-5, in a Other games in yesterday’s manage only one basket in haven’t even started yet, but in another week the NBA game highlighted by plenty of combination basketball/diving their 11-1 loss to Who Needs will begin its playoff schedule. The National Hockey physical action. Ann Reilly led competition saw Four People High Heels Anyway. Team League started its playoffs last week. the winners with 8 points, and Who Can’t Play Quarters and Number 5 had an easy victory And not a moment too soon. Kathy Burger chipped in 7. One Who Won’t Let Them ear­ over the Hard Liquors, 21-5. Our favorite winter (and half of fall and spring) sports Winning coach Pete ning a hard-fought win over The Fast Break Five continued are winding down to a close. The long haul from those Fitzgerald explained the vic­ Hello My Name Is Sue, 21-10 on their winning ways, beating openers last fall, during the first half of football season, tory, saying “ We won because Stepan 5. Both teams played through the frozen tundra of winter, has finally gotten see Women, page 12 We Should Have Won.” tough despite the wind, rain, these leagues to the playoffs. The clim ax to another big season is just on the horizon. But that horizon is quite an optical illusion. The seasons are not going to end soon. Some question Irish lacrosse to face Lake Forestwhether they end at all, or just randomly roll together into one long, continuous season. There are at least two By CHRIS DALLAVO O’Neill feels that the team is have to play extremely hard to reasons for this dragged out process. Sports Writer ready to break out, and Lake beat them.” First, the seasons in both sports are frig h tfu lly long. Forest is a good time to do it. O’Neill feels that the Irish These sports eat up seven months with their regular Rain, rain, go away-and stay “ We’ve been playing well, are ready to go into Granville, seasons and playoffs. The NHL regular season is 80 games away. The Notre Dame but we need to go out and dom­ Ohio, and beat the Big Red of long and the NBA regular season requires 82 games to lacrosse team, coming off of a inate for a whole game,” Denison. complete. big weekend win over Kenyon, O’Neill said. “ We’ve got to get “ There’s no question we w ill M ajor League Baseball, by comparison, takes seven will take on Lake Forest today the lead right away, and not have to have a good game to months to complete its schedule as well, but its schedule at 3:30 on Cartier field, rain or look back.” win,” O’Neill commented. has 162 games. Of course, baseball games are played shine. Wednesday’s contest will be “ We’ll have to play aggressive­ nearly every day, and basketball and hockey only play ‘ ‘We’ll play in the rain, ” com­ the first Great Lakes Lacrosse ly, but the crucial thing will be about three times per week, partly because of the demand­ mented Irish Head Coach Rich Conference game for the Irish, to minimize our mistakes. ing nature of the sports, and partly because the three-game O’Leary. “ We need to put to­ so it has added importance. Denison is an up-and-down series format in baseball cuts down travel. gether a solid four quarters, “ Obviously we want to start team, and hopefully we can But the question must be asked, what’s the point to the regardless of the weather. with a win,” O’Leary said, “ but force them into some bad situ­ regular season? We’ve been too inconsistent a win is not enough. We’ve got ations.” Ideally, the point to the regular season is to play a large lately, and we really need to a lot of games in the next three A key for both of the upcom­ enough sample of games over a period of time to determine play a strong all-around weeks, and we need to play well ing games will be the play of who the top teams are, and which of those top teams will game.” and develop some kind of con­ freshman goalie Jeff Glazier. reap the rewards of its success and make the playoffs. The Irish w ill have to control sistency.” After being forced into playing The best and luckiest of that group is crowned champion. the tempo of the game, as the time early, Glazier has become But reality points in a much different direction. Baseball Foresters have the potential to Over Easter Break, the Irish a rallying point for the Irish. has remained traditional, allowing only the two division score a lot of goals. will take on powerhouse “ Jeff has put in an incredible winners in each league to compete in the playoffs, while “ We need to control the ball, Denison, a team which they amount of work to improve his the National Football League allows the three division and keep it away from their of­ narrowly defeated last year. play, and it has definitely paid winners and two wild-cards from each conference to enter fense,” noted O’Leary. “ I’m “ Denison is consistently one off,” noted O’Neill. “ He has the battle for the Super Bowl. This seems to be a good confident we can score a lot of of the top two teams in the M id­ come up with some big saves formula as well. goals if we have to, but I don’t west,” noted O’Leary. “ They to spark the team, and has done want to be in that position.” are very well-coached and they see LACROSSE, page 12 see PLAYOFFS, page 13 Notre Dame co-captain Dave rely on a balanced attack. We’ll